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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
TUESDAY, MAY 14, 1935
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RUSSIA REPLIES
Joseph Stalin, speaking to a class of graduating Red Army cadets recently, gave the official answer to the question asked by Russia's critics and enemies since the extreme industrialization policy was adopted at the beginning of the first Five-Year plan.
"We had either to solve the task (industrialization of a backward, disrupted country) and establish socialism in our country in the briefest possible time or our country—technically unstable—that would lose its independence and become the plaything of imperialist powers."
The strain and sacrifices of the program show in the tense words, "We had to economize on food, schools and textiles to accommodate the means necessary for the establishment of industry."
Certainly it was a fearful human price to pay, but the wisdom or stupidity of the program has yet to be demonstrated. If Russia must defend her resources against imperialist nations, perhaps the cruel loss of two million citizens through starvation is less costly than the defeat of her socialist system. Sally's clarification of facts behind the industrialization program definitely shows that Russia plans to be in a firm position to resist imperialist enemies.
As further explanation of the vast industrialization, Stallin pointed out that without it "we would have been disarmed to our external enemies. We would have undermined the nation's sovereignty, we would have found ourselves at the mercy of the foreign and internal bourgeoisie."
Was it worth it? is the natural query from the world. We have yet to see.
AMERICA'S POGROMS
Germany, that home of culture and enlightenment, must have been thrilled when the anti-Jewish World League met in Nuremberg on May 10. Anti-Semitism fairly garbled from the leaders of the congress, who, oddly enough failed to speak with enthusiasm of the marvelous "internal unity" achieved under Hitler.
All this heat generated against the Jew might be funny to Americans who can feel themselves removed from such passions, that is, if it were not true that we have our own budding prophets who would lead us to mass hatred of Jewry. Of course our organizations do not equal the great European prototypes, but in Europe they are more generous, the Order of the Héron, Louis T. McFadkin, of Pennsylvania, and Royal Scott Gulden, all show promise of teaching Americans how to blame the Jew for whatever we don't have and want.
In other words, we have the beginnings of the meeting held in Germany under the auspices of German government officials and
high-ranking army authorities. We have organizations and individuals plotting America's pogroms. Our own government doesn't sanction any anti-Jewish movement, nor, for that matter, has it closed Room 707, seventh floor, 139 East 57th street, New York City, New York. One wonders why.
Why Did Governor Landon travel all over the state to see the Kansas dust storms when he could have stood still anywhere and got an eye full?
ALL NUTTY?
Hey, hey—and a pair of boopadoops. Are we all nuts? Yes? Or what do you think?
Here's a letter in the mail "strictly for newspaper editoria workers," and the privilege of raising two bits will be kept in the family, "in the Fourth Estate." And of all places to which, or of whom, or by way of the mail—from Emporia. That stuart was wondering if the whole片子 of The Emporia Gauche is feverishly smuggling chaque letters through the office when the boss stops from his labors and pins his eyes on the tip of his cigar? What? Everyone nuts?
"Hope" it says, and "Fault" and "Prosperity." . . . Wouldn't it be nice if we had the hope, or the faith? For that matter, a little prosperity might do right well as a substitute if you can find the
What's happening to the Fourth Estate? Boys, guess it's just the depression. Our nerves are on edge.
**10.7.C. MAKES WAR INEVTABLE**
War is a state of mind. In order to build a first class war it is first necessary to build up mundane tricks to keep all the enemies at bay.
College ROTC's are chiefly propaganda organizations for this purpose. As Major Blairham Wood, U.S.A., puts it, "The ROTC units in this country have been prepared for military preparation in the country, for they make every boy who takes such instruction an envoy for preparedness." Or as General Hinde says, "the most important event at the present time is the building up of the ROTC in school." So earnestly she the professional military men set about to make the organization an effective unit, much as time much money is spent on college ROTC as was being spent at the end of the war. And, in order to make the propaganda an effective force, two-thirds of the college in which it is offered.
Do not think that the ROTC poses a defensive organization alone. Quite the contrary is true. For it is clear that as a defensive organization, the ROTC must be prepared. To quote from the ROTC Manual, 7th edition, a book especially prepared by the war department for college use, we learn, "the object to be obtained by training is to wage offensive warfare—and every effort should be applied with the spirit of the militarist."
Perfection is the aim of all military men. Therefore, there must be no questioning, no criticism of the system. In our neighboring states of Colorado, Oklahoma, and Nebraska, students and soldiers are trained for criticism of the war system.
Editor's Note—The person who wrote this editorial is overestimating the power of the ROTC as a unit. But the point of view expressed is more accurate than the familiar type that ROTC units are purely "defensive" measures.)
How can an organization spreading propaganda, inducing the war spirit, create a sense of urgency in its insurance policy to the war interests? It's the ROTC that makes war inevitable.
college graduate and John Dewey, Chancellor Class of New York University, President Graham of North Carolina, President Hutchins of Chicago, President Nelson of Smith, President Wilkens of Oberlin, Dean Russell of Teachers College, Columbia, President Counts of the same school, Professor James McDermott at New York University and Robert L. Kelly, secretary of the Association of American Colleges.
Now every reader of the Hairstress knows the bolhevists have boards, and carry bombs in their left hands. How have these gentlemen managed to long to keep their true character hidden while their communism to American youth?
ROLSHENISM ROOMERANGS
BRUNSWICK
The New York American has made a
massive discovery. Most of America's, outstanding educators and college students are bollweaves.
Watch closely. In Moscow, the Heart press has discovered, there is a state university. The state university has a summer session. The summer session includes a section called The Angle-American section has an American advisory organization. The
Sad Tale of a University Student Who Conquered the Monster "Time"
By Joseph C. Campbell, e'35
"man cannot live by tin can alone," says John Strachey, British economist. He needs, in fact, a great many other things. Several students have found that even a "tall take" will save a fellow's life occasionally.
A few good yarns, luckily, have become common property. They float around from mouth to mouth. They will give an opportunity to do some great work.
American advisory organization is the institute of International Education, a non-profit national institution has a national advisory council. And these非营利 gentlemen are on their way to America.
Among the best is the one about the flight of the monster Tome. There is no record of the number of dull parties it has brightened up or the number of student's grade averages. Quite recently, however, it blossomed forth on the paper of a university rhetorical student and gained for him such rich rewards as to make it worth of reproduction here. As the original reacuteur, no doubt, would say, the story goes like this: I was traveling towards Western Europe in my old
Secretly, advertising in the magazines and circulating their travel literature through such oblique travel agencies as Cook's; these educators have been嵌入
Could anything be clearer?
one night, while I was traveling through Western Kansas in my old
Wicked thought they are, these educators merely serve on a council for an organization which advises the Anglo-American section of the summer issue.
"Obviously," says the New York "American in a front-page editorial," for the purposes of making adept communists propandied out of them.
Nevertheless, one good plot deserves another, and now we'll tell one.
The gentlemen we wish to expose are worse, worse. They have accepted money from the Soviet government to give it advice on how to build up the country.
One of them was adviser to the Soviet autotrust in building the automobile factory at Gorki. He is a Detroitier whose name is Henry Ford.
Then there is the chap who, like so many of these dangerous foreigners, hails from Pittsburgh. His Koppers Construction Company has taught the Soviets how to build coke ovens. His name is Andrew Mellon.
Another is Percy H. Johnston, governor of the Bankers Club and chairman of the Trust Company. He is a director of Trust Company. He is a director of the Electric Auto-Label of Tolsoo, also a paid member of the Board.
And, best we forget, one of the concern which has been doing business with the Nationalizers of Women at Snow is the American Metal Company.
one of the directors of the American Metal is Edward H. Clark, representing the interests of one William Randolph Heart.
We offer this bigger and better bal-shevik plot, free of charge, to the Heart press.
The New York Post.
Ford, I run out of gasoline and found myself stranded on a country road. I was miles from the nearest town and had to walk down the street to farm-house. I decided to sleep in the car until morning, then stop the first car that passed, in the hope that it would
GUILT! YOUTH PUTS SOCIETY ON TRIAL
sweety went on trial last week before a youth organization in New Jersey. A jury made up of men and women of color, accused of stealing on 38 counts, not guilty on three.
2. Inadequate instruction to youth on the choice of a mate.
4. Surrounding youth with hazards to morals, such as obscene literature and rumbling devices.
5. Maintaining a harsh attitude toward ex-convicts.
Guilty of: 1. Employing workers at starvation wages.
3. Forcing youth, because of dearth of jobs, to postpone matrimony.
6. Incomplete use, for recreation, of public buildings.
1. Not guilty of: 1. Providing inadequate facilities for youth agencies.
2. Maintaining inadequate employ-
It is a creditable thing for youth to put society on trial, if it remembers and rectifies those criticisms when it takes over control. More credible would be having a culture that prepared itself in every way possible? Is it making the most of its opportunity? Does it choose its leadership style? Is it forming an intelligent basis for evaluating people and movements? Is it widening the range of its percep-
"I was trying to go to sleep when a great storm came over the horizon. There was a rhythmic reverberation of thunder, but I could see no lightening. As
2. Maintaining inadequate employment services.
The jury disagreed on the charge: society failed to give adequate sex education to young people.
3. Allowing racial and national prejudice to interfere with employment.
it came closer. I saw that it was not a storm, but a huge monster. Everything grew black; the earth seemed to reel under the wind; he began to blow harder. I opened my last arm of spinchair and it down with a swing of whisky.
THE VESTED INTERESTS IN NRA
There are some things about the NRA that the government does its best to keep in the dark. These things are the vested interests of the Blue Eagle: 33,000 jobholders and quite a few rapidly growing monopolies.
The monster was approaching rapidly, but by the time he was within rife range, his heart rate had fallen full effect, and I felt that I could manage him empty-handed. When he had come so close to his breath we were about to run out of room. He grabbed a fire iron, and attacked him. I
—The Minnesota Daily.
ployees here in Washington, they are mostly political jobholders, good Democrats and lunkheads all. Besides we have a large number of authorities, supported mostly by assessments on the individual industry members. These people spend their time threatening letters to members who haven't been in line, don't keep in line, something like The But the administration doesn't dare old Capone beer-gang days in Chicago kick them out; they are all votes, have relatives and write regularly to their
Just now there are 7,000 NRA em-
F. R.'s cousin made a great reputation as a trust hunter. Before we were withholding the Blue Eagle F.R. himself will have to do a lot more trust hunting than in the industries where there are a few powerful members have gotten together, competition, and skimmed the consumer fixed prices, squeezed out undiscreet—all under the cloak of government regulation. Naturally they want the money for their privately illegal, and does it in such a way that the Administration doesn't say anything for fear of exposing its two-faceted policy of pretending to be the people's friend while sponsor monopolies it was pledged to present.
Crompton Bangs, Jr. Stanford Daily.
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Vol. XXXII Tuesday, May 14, 1925
GRADUATE SCHOOL FACILITY:
There will be a meeting of the faculty of the Graduate School this afternoon at 4:30 in the auditorium of the Administration building for the consideration of new graduate degrees in clinical medicine and in music education.
E. H. LINDLEY, President.
Tau Sigma will meet at 7:30 tonight. There will be election of officers.
RUTH PYLE
TAU SIGMA:
couldn't possibly reach any vital part of him from the ground, and so I scrambled up his leg, got asturia his neck, and finally renailed his head. Perching myself in the edge of his ear, I abasured, the hell d'ya think you are, anyone?
"The monster shuddered and began to sob bitterly. I am TIME and don't Larry. White; for it is written that a great man by thy name, who craves the power of evil, must assault the only vulnerable part of my body. So now, what is thy will?"
great men by thy name, who craves spinach, shall conquer me. Thou hast assaulted the only vulnerable part of my body. So now, what is thy will?"
"I had always been consumed with great curiosity about the past, and I ordered the monster to fly backward, and I turned the monster "manquored" out of office and Herbert Heaver became president. That was a terrible shock, but I urged the beast on. Instead of falling, the stock market rose again to its 1929 peak. not so bad!
"We went back to 1918 and the Army returned to the same position we remained fighting. Grown spewed; men lay dead on the field of battle; then sprinkle up. Bullets fell the bodies, entered the muzzles of the guns from which they had been fired, and were taken at the breaches. Bits of manure and debris were thrown themselves into buildings. Great shells retraced their courses to the guns from which they had been fired. Then the men stopped fighting and marched back home; for war had not yet been dieable. We had to run through the town since nobody had been killed and nothing had been destroyed, but the reverse action made me dizzy. I decided to go to Paris and throw a party.
"I walked into a café just behind a group of men and women about my age—or rather I followed in front of them, I followed them, I followed their bills, they paid their bills, then went to a table and sat down. The waiter had just put empty bottles and glasses on the table before we began. The guests picked up the cigarette butts, which began to glow. They inhaled the
smoke out of the air and blew it back into the cigarettes until they were again full sine. They picked up the burnt tobacco and poured it onto the cigarettes from which they snatched the fire. New heats formed on the matches, and the guests put good matches and cigarettes back into their packs, and they smoked the empty classes their lips, I left.
"I went out into the country where farmers were putting crops back on the ground and taking up the seed. Lumber-men put chips back into the trees and the trees grew smaller. People grow younger instead of older. First they had families, they got married, then they fell out of love.
"But no one seemed happy. I went further back in search of happiness. Suddenly I caught sight of Cloopatras commanded Time to swim out to her raft and I climbed aboard. Clope rasped up, throw her arms around me and started kissing me. I was somewhat surprised that it didn't usually have an effect on the weaker sea. But, I remembered that time was moving backward, and so I soon learned to enjoy Cleo's company. We had a list of film moments to initiate—and what initiative! I had a terrible time resaining her when she became intertwined on tropical moonlight, but of course I always succeeded. I had to ask for her dolls. Then I realized that if I didn't do something at once, I should soon be walking the floor with a squishing baby. I told her I had to go, and when she did not respond, I had century to recover enough breath to tell Time to take my home."
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