PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS SUNDAY, MARCH 31, 1935 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS KANSAS STATE UNIV. Publisher...JOSEPH DOCTOR yv-in-Conet WESLEY GORDON Associate Editors Joseph Pryor Margaret Bonst Managing Editor...CAROLYN HARPER Campus Editor Harry Valentine Make-up Editors Helen Moberly Sports Editor Robert Patt Sunday Editor Eleonor Winners January Editor Ana Prue Sociality Editor Shirley Jones Lawyer Editors Ruth Soland Alumni Editor Ruth Soland Business Manager F. Quentin Brown Astst. Business Manager Elton Cartt Lena Yanay William Decker Walley McCalla Wolley McCalla William Hirzard Mia Oxenley Malou Monkey Rutherford Jolla Markham Julia Smith Joe Doctor Joe Doctor Business Office K.U. 66 News Room K.U. 25 Night Connections, Business Office 701K2 Night Connections, News Room 707K2 Published Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday in the Journal of Library Services, october 2014. School holidays by students in the department will be observed. The Press of the Department of Journalism, a non-profit public library, offers advance, $2.25 on payments. Single copies, $1.99, available at www.library.state.ks.us. Entered an second class matter, September 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kan. "MUD SLINGING" The Kansan would hate to rol politics of its most effective weapon. It would also hate to stand in the way of the development of those "well - rounded" politicians that the university is supposed to be able to produce through its student government set-up, but the Kansan hopes that the Hill's alleged leaders—the campus politicians—will forego their "mud-slinging" tactics this year, and allow the student body to settle the election on the basis of presumed merit. If anything could force the Kansan from its non-partisan position it would be the practicing of some unfairness by one of the Hill's groups. It is possible (although perhaps untreated) to have elections without "throwing mud." The Kansan hopes for such an election. It does seem that the Hill politicians could find something of more importance to discuss in their debate than the issues of the coming election. DECREASE BOOK COSTS The purchase of textbooks represents one of the primary expenditures in the budget of college students. Although other expenses have decreased during the present economic depression, the costs of new and revised textbooks have not noticeably changed. Recently a new plan was put into operation at the University of Texas that endeavors to meet this problem. By a favorable 4 to 1 vote, the students adopted this textbook rental plan; One dollar per semester is added to the general fees of each student to be used as a book fund. A committee is empowered to take this money and with supplementary funds make an initial purchase of general texts used in the various departments. Any student desiring to secure one of these texts may by the payment of a small fee rent it for the semester. Or should the student prefer to own his own text, he may buy one through this store at its wholesale price. The potentialities of the adoption of a similar plan by the University of Kansas are great. At the present time there is no check as to how much any book may cost, and prices are extremely high. The total cost of texts could be reduced over fifty per cent if the plan of the University of Texas were adopted. There is probably one one thing that is more humorous than women's politics and that is men's politics. We Polish Apples Editor's note: The Kanan will present in this column thumb-bail sketches of the members of the faculty. Noel P. Gist Professor Gist is this year completing his fifth year on the Hill as assistant professor of Sociology. He obtained his B.A. degree from Emporia State Teachers College, and his Master's degree from the University of Kansas. He also took graduate work at the University of Northwestern University, Northwestern University. Mr. Gist acquired his experience by teaching in a Kansas City high school and also part time at Northwestern. Noel Gist and Carroll Clark, also professor of Sociology on this campus, are very much interested in research work in the study of rural and urban migrations. Mr. Gist, along with A. Halbert, has written a book titled "Urbanity which is used by the University students here." Professor Gist delights in fishing almost as much as he does in social research and he also enjoys challenging Professor Clark to a tennis championship. Mr Clark is champion, but Mr. Gist still hopes of "taking" him some day. Mr. Gist's classes are very popular with the students, and his interesting lectures make his subject much more easily understood. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Noticees due at Chancellor's Office at 3 p.m., preceding regular publication days and 11:30 a.m. Saturday for Sunday issues. Vol. XXXII Sunday, March 31, 1935 No. 125 COLLEGE FACULTY, SPECIAL MEETING: The faculty of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences will meet on Monday, April 1, at 4:30 in the auditorium on the third floor of the Administration building. E.H. LINDLEY, President. DEUTSCHE VEREIN: Der Deutsche Verein versammelt sich am Montag d. 1. April um 4:15 im zimmer 313 F. HAZEL RIK, Sekerat, Kappa Phi will meet at 6:30 p.m. Tuesday. The speaker will be Miss Ferguson of the Mexican Mission Museum at Kansas City. KAPPA PHI. PEACE ACTION COMMITTEE: ELIZABETH ALLDERDICE, Secretary. The University of Kansas Peace Action Committee will meet Monday afternoon at 4:30 in the book exchange room, Memorial Union building. Every ELIZABETH CASWELL, ALFRED C. AMES, Executive Secretaries. BUI CHI DELTA: Initiation services will be held this afternoon at 5 o'clock at Westminster hall. FLORENCE DILL Pai Chi will meet Monday, April 1, at 4:30 in room 21, Administration building. Dr. Beck will speak on "Determinism in Physics." The University Senate will meet on Tuesday, April 2, at 4:30 p.m. in central Administration auditorium. E. H. LINDLEY, Chancellor. PSI CHI: STUDENT FORUM: B. C. NATHANIEL SARVIS, President. SENATE: Herbert Elchberger, lecturer for the League of Nations Association, will speak on "International Peace Machinery" at the cafeteria Wednesday noon, April 3, at 12:20. Everyone interested is invited. NANCY CALHOUN. UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB TEA: Senior and Graduate women are invited to a tea, which will be given by the University Women's Club on Thursday afternoon, April 4, at 3 o'clock in Myers hall. No written invitations will be sent. "Shall America Face the Future Alone?" will be the subject of Herbert Eichelberger's talk at the meeting of the Why Club Wednesday evening, April 3, at 8 o'clock in central Administration auditorium. All who are interested are invited to attend. OTTS BRUBAKER. MRS. J. J. WHEELER, Corresponding Secretary. WHY CLUB: Our Food Chopper P ROCK - - - CHALKLETS Conducted by R.J.B. The Lowbrow's Dictionary Balm—something that explodes with a lot of noise. Burricade—something like orangeade. Basis—what they run to and from in baseball. Plural. Bandy-a kind of liquor. Bier—another drink that's good with retzels. Beggar—greater in size. Rileo to ewall un Bide—past tense of bought. Bier—another drink that's Binge—to swear up. Birch—to sit like a bird on a limb. Blank—a hoover board. Blank-a heavy board. Board - to become tired and wish he'd go home. Brawn—a dark color. Life guards are always brawn. Broker—worse than broke. Bucolle—an aliphant babies often have. Bungle—some relation of George's. Bunge—some relation of George's. Buxom—refers to horses, as: A buxing broncho. An Oklahoma Tencher's College co-ed shot a Chinese student who she claimed had sent her threatening notes. It just goes to show you that if you have anything to say to a woman you had better say it to her face and take the chance of getting off with just a slapping. Ham, Beef or Pork on Bun --thing to say to a woman you had better say it to her face and take the chance of getting off with just a slapping. UNION FOUNTAIN Sub-basement Memorial Union 10c "The K. U. band's new uniforms, baptized in the rain which soaked the spectators at the football game last fall," writes Ed Chapman in the Topeka State Journal, "were given the dust treatment while the band was at Gales VARIETY PACKAGE 88 pieces of deli- cious candy in a pretty package. 1 lb. and! 2 lb. sizes 25 POUND Joan The same favorite 1 lb. and candy wrapped in a 2 lb. sizes special Easter wrap- ing. A big value. 50 CPOUR LB. RICKERD-STOWITS DRUG CO. 9th & Mass. Phone 238 SAVE WITH SAFETY at Mr. Jexall ORIG STORE FOR 15 YEARS Our Station Has Been Headquarters for Students and Faculty FOR COMPLETE SERVICE DRIVE IN large recently, and by the end of the year should be thoroughly broken into service." CARTER SERVICE The sunlight falls on Watkins Hall And lived Fraser, old in story. The shadow shakes 'cress Potter Lake, And the wild student leaves in glory. Blow, whistles, blow, set the echoes flying. Dizzy Ditty Answer footfalls from the class rooms, dying, dying, dying. A lot of students are going to get a big feeling about April 1. That's the time when mid-semester grades will be filtering from the office. It now appears that the forgotten man is Public Enemy No. 1, whoever he is. "Pachacamacs Ask for More Facts Regarding Debate." Kaplan anception. Or as the old heckler would say: "Quote me some statistics." 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