PAGE TWO TUESDAY, MARCH 19, 1935 MEDICAL REPORTS This medical report provides detailed information about a patient's condition and treatment. It includes the patient's history, symptoms, diagnosis, and any medications or supplements they are taking. The report also includes details about the patient's physical examination, lab tests, and diagnostic results. University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF WESLEY GORDON Joseph Pryor Margaret Boast MANAGING EDITOR CAROLYN HARPER Campus Editor Harry Valentine Make-up Editors | Corrina Herbert Meyer Sports Editor Robert Patt News Editor Eleanor Winer News Editor Jimmy Ty Society Editor Shirley Jones Editor John Pratt Alumni Editor Ruth Stoland Business Manager F. Quentin Brown Ast. Business Manager Eller Galler Kansan Board Members Lena Wyatt Irlie O'Toole William Lawler Maxine Lowe Rotherford Rotherford Wesley McCalla Julian Markham Carolyn Harper P. Quetzel Brown Hannah Hodgson Business Office K.U. 68 BUSINESS OFFICE NIH Connections, Business Office 2791S NIH Connections, Business Office ophard College Tuesdary, Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. The school holds班 by students in the department of Journalism and Communications at the Trust of the Department of Journalism, in advance, $2.25 on payments. Single copies, to be mailed to: 314-760-9875. Entered as second class matter, September 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansan TUESDAY, MARCH 19, 1938 THE HONOR SYSTEM AT KANSAS UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS We do not need the honor system at Kansas because the students are honorable without it. We have honor because our professors are with us to inspire us when our honor is tested. During a quiz we are honorable because our nearest neighbor has moved a seat away from us and we cannot read over his shoulder when he is so far away. Our eyes stick closely to our own papers because we want the instructor to know that we are not cribbing. And in this manner we become endowed with more honor—in this way we learn to be better citizens of our state. There is no cheating during examinations at Kansas. Everyone is honorable. The administration would have us remain stainless, so they protect our integrity at all times. Of course they trust us, but they remain with us less temptation might approach and damn our honor forever. The honor system is successful in a great many American universities and colleges. At the University of Virginia, for example, cheating in examinations is practically unknown. If a student is found to lack honor he is exiled, not by his professors, not by the administration of the school, but by his fellow students. Even harmless cheating in a card game is an unpardonable sin there. They too are honorable, not because of rules but because they wont be. Here at Kansas we do not need to develop honor within ourselves because it is administered to us by those who teach. The only unpleasant part about our system is that when the professor leaves the room honor departs with him. It can remain nowhere without him. When they leave, hand in hand, the room is filled with dishonor. Crib notes are pulled from pockets—"What's the answer to the fourth question — how did you handle the tent one?" The room is agog—dishonesty prevails until the professor and our God, Honor, return arm in arm. Once more honor abounds. And so we graduate honorable, but not knowing what honor really is. Unless we find it in our later life we do not become inspired by the feeling of true honor within ourselves. It is a thing which Kansas students cannot have. Why? some may ask—but never are we answered. We used to think the radio act of Burns and Allen was the cream of dumbness, but the radio act of Long, Johnson, and Coughlin goes it one better. Sign on bulletin board of Library: Lost, black purse with gold watch valued because of sentiment attached. Proving that taking Rhetoric I and II is a waste of time. A PROPOSAL FOR A SINGLE COUNCIL Every student in the Universi realizes that under the present system of electing student body officers there is no way of assuring a truly representative body of officers chosen for their ability to handle the affairs of the student body. New parties may come and go, but as long as the present political system continues, there can be no fair student government. (By Joe Doctor, Publisher) How can it be done, one asks? The answer is: to take politics out of student government. No one, however will say that factionalism can be taken out of any elective body, and neither should it be. New ideas, new methods, can come only from groups who feel they have something to give to the University. Now the Kansan does not propose, as a few cynics who feel that student government is a mere gesture might expect, that student government be entirely eliminated from the University. There is certainly a place in every student body for a group of officers chosen fairly to run the affairs of the students. But the Kansan does feel that government should be taken from the hands of unscrupulous campus politicians who have no motive in mind other than to make social footballs out of what should be responsible jobs in the student government. But we can suggest a way to take two-party politics from the Hill, and we believe we have arrived at an approximate method, which with some suggestions from those who feel it could be improved, would tend to take machines from power. 1. That a single council be chosen to represent both the men and women, thereby avoiding the unnecessary conflicts that have arisen in the past. We submit: 2. That this council be composed of the following persons: a. One man chosen from those men who belong to organized social fraternities, and elected by those who belong to social fraternities. b. One woman chosen by women of social sororities to represent these organizations. c. One non-organization man elected by non-organization men to represent their interests. d. One non-organization woman elected by non-organization women to represent this group. e. one student, man or woman, to be elected by each of the schools of the University from a panel of five outstaff faculty representatives of each school. 3. That the Book Exchange be and the duties of the dance manager be given over to the Union Operating Board for the best interest of the students. 4. That this council shall act as a grievance board and hear all student complaints, and to receive petitions from students. 5. That this council have the power to elect its own president, vice-president, secretary, and treasurer from its own members, and to appoint committee to handle student affairs when necessary. William Kenneth Cornell, instructor in the French department, is worthy of praise and a little apple-polishing. He received his A.B. from Kansas when he was already immediately taught in the school. He and his Phi Beta Kappa key have been there since. Editor's note: The Kanan will present in this column thumbnail sketches of the members of the faculty. We Polish Apples Maybe he isn't a woman-hater, but at any rate he isn't married. His love of literature makes him a frequenter of the Book Nook and Rumor says he breathes, sleeps and eats French. --docile fellows followed their leean without any resistance. Hiss Hanson said that contrary to our general conception of the Chinese as war-like people, they are actually calm, passive individuals. She observed that no one would argue against this because as this, because of their great national patriotism, but that their natural pacifism was apparent throughout. No one seemed to dare to oppose these few radicals. Not even the University administration, which consisted of an American president, a Chinese chancellor, a Chinese chief of staff to China, peasants, and Americans, would take the responsibility of interfering with their plans. With an eye for beauty, and a love of what the college student terms "culture," he goes merrily on his way with a sharp tongue and a quick sense of humor. The most outstanding fact about him hasn't been mentioned yet—when you see a tall, dark, good-looking young man, in fashion-plate across the campus with a brief case in hand, that's Kenneth Cornell (Monseur, to you). He's heading toward KFK CU broadcasting room to teach the friends and listeners of the radio audience how to speak French—and do it right. Betty Hanson, Former Student at Peiping West, Reviews Problems Which Face Chinese Universities Chinese Universities are temporarily abandoned, and college educations are quickly set aside when the national government calls upon her patriotic citizens for aid. Betty Hanson, now a junior at the University, clearly illustrated this point as she stood on the stage as a student at the Yenching University in Peiping West. By $ ^{2} $ Virginia Post Being a student at this oriental University during the recent Sino-Japanese war, Miss Hanson experienced the wave of national patriotism as it swept the campus at the approach of the Japanese army. Although an American, Miss Hanson was called upon to enlist in the military as a combatant of a matter of fact," she said. "I was not asked to help roll bandages, but I was told to." A small group of patriotic radicals, as we might term them in this country, entirely upset this University of eight hundred students. Ficking the rooms, these extremists allowed no one to attend classes. Instead they forcibly requested their fellow students to go to room sets aside for bandage rolling. There, hundreds of bandages were made for the men in the Chinese army and although only a few students rendered all this patriotism articulate, thei' Every morning during the period when the Sino-Japanese conflict centered close to Peiping West, all students were awakened by a bell at seven o'clock. They all went to the hockey field, where they were given exercises and drills in the name of patriotic enthusiasm. Continuing her description of Yenching University, Miss Hannon said that the general curriculum offered there resembled closely that of the University of Kunan. The classes, too, were varied and included classrooms, however, seldom were any ROCK - - - CHALKLETS Conducted by R.J.B. The Lowbrow's Dictionary Abase: first second or third in baseball. Aberrance: how one looks; as, "He made a nice abberance." Access: too many. Ante bellum: somebody's aunt. Aperture: the music they play before the program starts. Archaic: what we can't have an eat Artichoke: an exclamation of concern; as "You artichoke." Apparition: a guy that lives in Paris Apposition: a corruption of job Aurora: a terrible noise. Azimuth: a stuffy feeling in your nose something like hay fever. Aercrouch: a big brown bug that is identical in fraternity houses. Barbarian: a gent who cuts your hair Bazarz: something odd or grotesque Becyl: a dangerous situation. Biggie: a small African savage. Bridge players are to have a new score code. We thought bridge players had enough struts without getting code wrangles. Beyri, a dangerous stranger. Bigamy: a small African savage. You see him every day, and what is worse, he always speaks to you. He inquires earnestly after your health, and asks how much money you have. marty cold you are sure to have next week, he forgets all about you in the excitement of finding someone else ABU BEN ADEM TODAY Abu ben Adem, may his like decrease. . . whose health he is interested in, and wonders off. He asks you every day for a week after exams "how you made out," and remembers neither that you already told him, nor how the prof who took a die-like to you in the beginning gave you a 40. He is always glad to see you coming and never sorry to see you going. and never sorry to see you going. He is the guy who loves his follow men. There ought to be a law against him. His interest in people is only in making them like him, not in finding someone for him to like. If he had to lift his hind more than two inches to help a fellow, he wouldn't do it. He wants hosts of friends, but never dreams of paying the price of friendship. Real friends, after all, are people for whom you are glad to suffer, people who you know will be glad to suffer for you when occasion arises. But your "friendly" man never knows this. He thinks of friends in terms of what they can do for him without his doing anything for them. It never occurs to him that you can see that there is nothing personal in his friendliness, and that he is trying to be nice to everybody. He thinks that because he spoke to you in the morning you will dance with his girl in the evening, but he won't take the trouble to dance with your girl. He would be a parasite if he thought it worth his while. He wants to be popular, and he will never know that everyone hates him for his conceit and greed. He is so conceited that he believes his superficial friend has been a child, naked, and so greedy that he wants more friends than he can possibly keep. The recording Angel was wrong about his list. Abu doesn't really love his fellow men at all. He wants them to love him and own their greater glory - Tulane Halluhulu. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Notices due at Chancellor's office at 3 p.m., preceding regular publication days, and 11:20 a.m., Saturday for Sunday issues. Vol. XXXII Tuesday, March 19, 1935 No. 116 There will be no practice this evening. Concert has been postponed until April 2. Regular practice will be held Thursday morning at 7 o'clock. Tuesday, March 19, 1935 Vol. XXXII BAND MEMBERS: COLLEGE FACULTY MEETING: The faculty of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences will meet this afternoon at 4:30 in the auditorium on the third floor of the Administration building. E.H.LINDLEY, President. RUSSELL L. WILEY The Home Economics Club will meet this afternoon at 3:30 at the Home Management house. Dr. Lemo Dennis Rockwood will speak. A tea honoring Dr. Rockwood will follow. MILDRED INGHAM, President. The council will meet tonight at 7 o'clock in room 10 Memorial Union building. Prof. Jennings will speak. PHIL RAUP. FRESHMAN Y. M. C. A. COUNCIL Kappa Phi will have its regular meeting at 6:30 this evening at 1200 Tennessee street. ELIZABETH ALLDENDE, Secretary. The regular mid-week dance will be held Wednesday night at 7 o'clock in the Memorial Union building. Stags will be limited to 200. All students must present their identification cards. BILL COCHRANE, Manager. HOME ECONOMICS CLUB; There will be a meeting of Quill Club Thursday, March 21, in the Adminis traction building. NORMAN JACOBSHAGEN, Treasurer. MID-WEEK DANCE: There will be no meeting of Tau Sigma tonight. KAPPA PHI: AU SIGMA: Y. W. C. A. POETRY GROUP: RUTH PYLE QUILL CLUB: discussions or arguments permitted. The students, outwardly at least, accepted and believed everything that the professors gave in their lectures. The majority of the classes were conducted in English, the most common language among the numerous languages spoken by the students. The Y.W.C.A. Poetry group will meet Wednesday night from 7 to 8 o'clock at Henley house. Subject: " Alice in Wonderland" and quotations from Lewis Carroll. Everyone is welcome. VIRGINIA HINSAW. EL ATENEO: 13 Atenho tendra una session el jueves, el 21 de marvo a las cuatro y media le la tardé en la sahla 113, edificio de Administración. La artu. Perez de Baker University nos entendra con un programa de canciones españolas populares que se hagan cargo todos los miembros y esten presentes. CARLOS PATTERSON, Presidente. "Euthusiasm over athletic events was comparatively small in contrast to the great amount of pep which Americans display at football and basketball games," Miss Hannon said. "On the other hand, the women of Yenching University enter into their contests, and show relatively as high ability as do the men entrants." Socker, basketball, baseball, and ice-hockey are rated among the best games never played. The biggest athletic event of the year takes place on their annual Homecoming Day, a day similar to our Homecoming. "The majority of American women," Miss Hison added, "would not care for the society life of Yenching University." Very little dating takes place at this school. The average age of a student at a Chinese University is 24 years. Ms. Kunsaa, a large percent of the men students who attend Yenching are already married. Miss Hison believes, however, that it will not be long before both men and women will participate in more of a social life. At present a great conflict is being waged between the old and the new element in the school. The newer element wants to be modern. It demands that the school sponsor more social activities, such as sports, which will tell the men and women together. The older element opposes this idea. Since this older group still predominates, the newer students must do without their "modern social whirl". 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