PAGE TWO FRIDAY. MARCH 1, 1935 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHEEP. ___ WESLEY GORDON --published Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, sunday, and Monday. The book is a school holiday gift to students in the department of Journalism at the University of North Carolina Press, the Press of the Department of Journalism, and the Department of Journalism in advance, $8.25 on payments. Single copies, be paid by check or cash. Staff Associate Editors Julla Markham Charles Brown UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS Makeup Editors | George Moore, Smith Music | Michael Wheeler, News Editor | Elizabeth Wheeler, Tech Support | Shireen Wheeler, Tech Support | Alisha Wheeler, Alisha Rosted Business Manager ... F. Quentin Brown Astast. Business Manager ... Elen Carter Lena Watt **I** William Oliver **M** Wesley McCalla **J** Wesley McCalla **M** Carolyn Harper **R** Joseph Doctor **P** *Irto Alson* *Mice Mosley* Rutherford *J* Julia Markham *P* *Q. Peter Marshall* *Joe Doctor* Business Office K.U. 66 News Room K.U. 25 Night Connections, Business Office 701K 2 Night Connection, News Room 702K 2 Entered as second class matter, September 17, 1910, at the post office in Lawrence, Kan. FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1935 POLITICS AT SUB-ZERO The hydrant walkers' crew in a nearby municipality suggests to us that sometimes government, even in universities, can develop odd forms. The job of these hydrant walkers (did you ever see one?) is to cover certain territory during cold weather and report frozen hydrants. A friend, resident in the city for twenty-three years, never saw a hydrant being inspected. The case of the poor hydrant walker helps us to clarify our views on student government. With the announcement of a new "party" (they resent the machine-sounding terms), we want to know what they will do with the present "hydrant walkers." Until the new group, or any group, advances a constructive and full program of government, we will consistently question all parties. The requirement of any proposed reform in government must be the elimination of usualess and harmful functionaries. What we stand for is the abolition of hydrant inspectors. Know what we mean? From the Missouri Notes column of the Kansas City Times reprinted from the Sedalia Capital, this paragraph: "William Allen White, famed Emporia, Kansas editor and sage, says no newspaper man should hold public office. We certainly agree with him, as on virtually everything he says. But did Mr. White come to his conclusion before, or after, running for governor of Kansas several years ago?" IN DEFENSE OF MR. WHITE The Kansas remembers, if the Sedalia Capital does not, that when Mr. White ran for governor of Kansas in 1924 on an Independent ticket, it was only after he had tried vainly to induce three different men to take the candidacy, and could not, and that he did not himself expect to be elected. The important fact, however, was that he was doing it for a cause, to keep the Ku Klux Klan out of Kansas politics and that he won his objective. The system of treatment of convicted criminals in this country has often been criticized by the general public, but nothing seems to have been accomplished in the way of remedy for existing conditions. "JUSTICE" Most recent among condemnations of our legally established social protection is the charge of favoritism. The latest appearance of this phenomenon is in connection with the country's most publicized criminal, Hauptmann. Reports come from the death house in the New Jersey State prison to the effect that Hauptmann is being granted special privileges. Among these alleged deviations from established rule are special concessions regarding smoking, admission of visitors, and the provision of two mattresses. The prisoners' criticism of the presence of special guards, which provide company for the condemned man, should be dismissed, because the temperament of the Bronx carpenter might lead him to commit suicide. As a result of these alleged exceptions to the rule, the prisoners in the death house have commenced a hunger strike. Are they justified, and have they any right to complain? The answer is obvious. They do have a right to complain. If three men are sentenced to death for three different crimes, that is no reason for difference in treatment. If one is entitled to more consideration than the others, the penalties should vary. ROCK --- CHALKLETS Conducted by R.J.B. Some Shawny but Fawny Rhymes The average co-ed; From early eve till break of dawn I could watch you Mister Shawn." The aesthete: "Terpsichore with the grace of Faun You are the acme Mister Shawn." The lowbrow: "I'll be glad when you're dead and gone You, and your rascals, Mister Shawn." The camuus muse: "I think that there shall never be bawn A dancer more graceful than Ted Shawn." he ghost of Dyche museum: "Of all the persons I've ever haunted, I'm greatfullest to one Shawn Ted." It is difficult to understand whether the nations of the world want peace among each other or a piece of one another. The only good substitute found for gasoline so far is shoe leather.-McPherson Republican. It is a pretty lame punishment when they take it a prisoner's wooden leg away from him following his attempt to escape. President Roosevelt is having his hands full with the Democratic congress. Perhaps, Mr. President, there are elephants in mall's clothing. Weather report: Very likely to be "wet" in Arkansas and Georgia according to vote taken in both houses and Arkansas' senate. Articles in this column do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the University Daily Kanan. Articles over 200 words in length are excluded. Tributions on any subject are invited. CAMPUS OPINION According to rumors that have been gadding about the Campus recently, the Women's Student Governing Association is a very undermotivated and smootly bunch of girls. They aren't willing to make friends; all they do at Council Editor Daily Kansan: OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Dr. C. F. Taylor will hold a chest clinic at Wetkins Memorial Hospital on Tuesday, March 5, for University students. Those wishing to attend the clinic should report to the hospital at once for preliminary examination. CHEST CLINIC Friday, March 1, 1935 Vol. XXXII Rankin's Drug Store Der Deutscher Vista versammlt sich am Montgen, den 4. Maerz, um vier ihr fundinn in im Zimmer 31 F. HAZEL RICE, Sekretär. DER DEUTSCHER VEREIN; The full club will meet from 7 to 8 o'clock this evening in central Ad ministration auditorium. All members are urged to be present. R. I. CANUTESON, M. D. No.104 There will be a meeting of the Men's Pan Hellenic Council Sunday, March 3, in room 5, Memorial Union building, at 11 a.m. Plans for the party will be discussed and tickets given out. BOB WILLIAMS, President. 1101 Mass. MEN'S GLEE CLUB; Applications for appointments to the Jayhawker News staff, the School of Business annual publication, will be accepted at Dean Stockton's office until Wednesday, March 6. Address Walter Lepham, editor. Selections will be announced in the Kaiser. List qualifications and past experience in editorial work. SCHOOL OF BUSINESS STUDENTS: meetings is think about "L" "Handy for Students" Have you girls ever investigated this situation? And have you ever attended a council meeting on a Tuesday evening at 7 p.m. in room 5, Memorial Union building? No, you haven't—and neither have you. Yet, you sit back and gripe that someone is putting something over on you—passing bills behind your back that you have to put up with. Do you women have to be reminded again that you are all members of the Council, and are welcome to sit in an Council meetings? Let's hope not! WALTER LAPHAM, President. And again粥meal that the counsel is "doing nothing," yes, just twiddling its thumbs. Do you realize that to be completely effective the Association line has to have the building of all students at the University, or do you? Instead of a concentrated form of mild-slimming, why don't you scout Food Prices Are High but These Are LOW PRICES Eat Breakfast HERE WALTER LAPHAM, Editor. Phone 678 Fruit ... 5c Egg ... 4c Toast, 2 ... 4c Cereal ... Cream ... 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Since the Kansan has launched its attack on student government at the University I have heard several comments that should be corrected. Perhaps student government hasn't Always a Big Bargain Show PATEE 10c - 15e ENDS TONITE 5 Big Luff Stars Hal Leovy - Guy Kibbez Hugel Herbert "HAROLD TEEN" "CAROOM - Cartoon - Novelty SATURDAY BIG DOUBLE SHOW 2 Features James Cagney "MAYOR OF HELL" and Rex Bell "TONTO KID" reached the stage of effectiveness that it should have, but if it were given up it would mean the defeat of an honour, and students would be more student government be given up. Sunday-Monday—"Maybe It's Love" Our student councils are almost entirely responsible for bringing the Ted Shaw dancers here in an effort to have a better concert series during the second semester. On the other hand, the councils fell down in letting the Kansas Relays be held during Easter vacation. 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