UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN + The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas VOLUME XXXII --on the SHIN --on the SHIN BY JOE HOLLOWAY, c'35 Goodness Gracious Joan, Don't You Know Your Bible . . . The Sayings of Rabbi Woods . . Beware the Sour Owl . . . Hell Week Hash "Tis well said about the young collegiate that they know not their Bible—in fact they don't seem to know one when they see it. Lady Joan must have expected it to be printed in unbridled editions or something. Prof. Crafton, a member of the Society, knew, told all members of his class to look for something in the thirteenth chapter of Rub. Away they went to look in their Bibles (or rather, ones they could borrow from here and there). Joan looked in her own small edition and was amazed to find only the four original chapters of the book of Ruth. Thereupon, she read the first volume for larger volume because "hers had only four chapters in it." Says Rabbi Rex Woods: "It's fun to be fooled, but it's more fun to know"—what? Miss Riht Hooover has started a women's ping pong tournament, some of the games for which will be played in the main lounge in the Union building. Bill Cochrane reports that reserved seats are now on sale in his office, a free pair of binoculars is furnished with every ticket sold, come early and avoid the rush, and are shorts the correct thing in ping pong wear? Note: "Industry is on the up trend," says Rabbi Kissel. "Alarm clock manufacturers are doing a rousing business." Sugar is甜 and you smell Rexy. The weather of Springiness is getting to us all as is evidenced by the following drammer. A student was drowning blissfully in his chair while the prof. held forth at great length upon the thiss' and thats' of this gla and thata. Suddenly the prof, papped a question at the heavyshader thinker and then asked, "Who said the prot." "Well, where did you start missing out, and we'll start again from there." The hospital will be able to look forward to an increase in colds now that the fraternities have initiated a few new programs, and we are around the campus with their coats open. Of course we know that we flatter ourselves to think that this poor column is read with everyone's breakfast before they even start trudging to class, but we'll have to take a chance on that. We wish to warm the student body that this morning's chysters by thrown up by their chysters who will try to beat everybody out of 15 good coppers and give them a Sour Owl in return. The rag is full of mastly dirty cracks about everybody and should not certainly not be purchased, much less read. Editor Blowers and management Jack and the Pea Stalk Miller worked exactly two weeks before they both been drinking root beer when they did it—so what can you expect? Buy it if you must, but remember that we warned you! Hell Week Hash! The Chi Omega's had a little serenade yesterday morning for the Delts. The ladies parked under the lad's windows, and upon hearing that the boys would like to hear a Beta song, they gave it to them. The boys say they've heard worse singing, but just can't remember where . . . , and even if it had been good, who could enjoy it at 'o clock in the morning? "Twas with much interest that we perceived an Alpha Chip ledger perched on the porch yesterday hanging on a pan and shouting to the world that it was five minutes after she had been expected. I wonder if she said she was doing as well as could be expected? Have to check up on that . . . The Chi Omega's also entertained the Sig Alph's at lunch yesterday. . Back to the Alpha Chi's, our advice to the fellows is to ask the little girl for her own pen when she asks you to sign her paddle. . . that wood is hard as hell on pen points. NUMBER 97 Japanese Stencils on Exhibit Spooner-Thayer museum is exhibiting 12 examples from a collection of 200 Japanese stenkins. These stenkins, which were cut by famous Japanese designers about 1783 to 1830, are for the purpose of transferring designs to textile fabrics, usually silk. They are very easy to work on, and the design it offers by a web of threads has which been pasted between two layers of the paper, making the design. Students Improve Scholastic Rating For First Semester Faculty Votes to Recom mend Fall Semester Seniors for A.B. Degrees Improvement in student scholarship was disclosed in the report of the reinstatement committee, submitted to the College faculty at its meeting yesterday afternoon. Fewer students than usual were found failing in their work, and a better proportion of those on probation were being reinstated. The faculty also voted to recommend for the A.B. degree 33 students who completed their work in the fall semester and authorized a course in economic zoology to be given in the coming summer session. The report of the reinstatement committee showed that in the fall semester only 121 students failed in more than 40 per cent of their work. Of these, 75 petitioned for reinstatement, and 87 were permitted to continue, on probation. May Study "D-Graders" Of the 109 students on probation last semester, only 47 failed to meet probation requirements. Of the 47, 23 were re-instated, 5 chances, and 17 were not re-instated. In this connection, Prof. J. H. Nelson, of the committee, said that being on probation served as a spur to some students and suggested that some plan might be well devised to improve the scholarship of the persistent D-grade student, thus creating "funk out," yet making little or no progress toward a degree. Prof. W, R. Smith reported improvement in enrollment procedure under the new rules, and said further improvements will be suggested. Referred To Committee The matter of eligibility of students on probation to participate in extra-curricular activities was referred to the administrative committee for study and review. The following were recommended for the A.B. degree: LAWRENCE, KANSAS, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1935 Earl Beverley Amos, Topper; Katina Lene G. Anderson, Chanute; Paul Ern Elest Black, Olathe; Ned Brendan Ar- veson; Ruth Elizabeth Carpenter, Louis Mo.; Ruth Elizabeth Carpenter, Paula; Marjorie Elizabeth Chapman Independence, Ken; Andrew Kinglesy Dawson, Kansas City, Mo; David Ho- sse, Bentley Bondale; Donald J. Lawrence, Lawrence Francis William Felsman, Lawrence (Haskell); Chester Howard Fischer, Kansas City, Kan.; Oliver Dean Fowler, Kansas City, Kan.; Independence chr., J. Independence; Kane Dill Gooke, Lawrence; Dorothy Heiderdast, Kansas City, Mo.; G. Rex Holmes, Prescott; John Wesley Horse, Jr., Lawrence, Miss.; Joel Topeka, George Angus Leroga, Toperpa Lauke Lukens, Atchison; Sylvia Stuart Moore, Lawrence; Betty M. Neff, Spring Hill! Hdl: Nieman, Lawrence; George Straiker Rhodys, Perry; George Straiker Rhodys, Perry; Samuel Sass, Lawrence; Claude Marshall Scott, Lawrence; John J. Strandberg, Kansas City; Mo. Reed D. Worri, Pretty Prairie; Elizabeth Ann Wells, Pretty Prairie; Ralph Wooley Welf, Jr. Kansas City, Mo.; J. Parkman Wilcox, Winfield. Union Buildings on Display Cochrane Exhibiting Photographs of Recreation Centers on Other Campuses The management of the Memoria, Union building is exhibiting a number of photographs of Union buildings all over the country which belong to the Association of College Unions. Over 25 colleges and universities are members. The pictures show both the interiors and exterior of some of the buildings. The University of Kansas is represented as well as Pennsylvania, Ohio, Cornell, and many others. The exhibit is so large that only part of it could be posted. The remainder will be shown beginning Thursday, Feb. 21. Prof. H. B. Hungerford, chairman of the department of entomology, will give a talk on "The Applications of Entomology to Pharmacy" tomorrow at the weekly pharmacy colloquium which will be held at 11:30 in the Chemistry build- Student Unions were started in England at Cambridge University in 1815. The first one in America was Houston University at Pennsylvania in 1806. Hungerford To Speak M.S.C. Meeting Postponed Because of the concert this evening by the Kansas City Philharmonic Orchestra, the scheduled meeting of the Men's Student Council has been postponed until tomorrow evening at 7:30, according to Gunnar Mkland, c. 35, president. Dancing, music, science, and drama, both professional and of the Little Theater, will be represented in the appearance of Ted Shawn and his dancers at the University on Feb. 27, in what promises to be one of the most distinguished performances of the year. Cutting of Wood Keeps Ted Shawn Dancers Fit If one thinks dancing is necessarily a feminine art, he should visit the Shaw training camp where the master and his pupil train with the earnestness of football players. The schedule demands that they be out of bed at 7 and at the studio From 8 until 12 they practice the lung- Jennie Lee, L. I. D. Speaker, Unitarian Church, 7 pm. COMING EVENTS Today Kansas City Philharmonic Orchestra University Auditorium, 8:20. S. K. Ratcliff, English journalist, speak to English majors, Fraser theater, 2-30 S. K. Ratcliffe, "Twenty Years After" University Auditorium; 8:20. Count, Korzilyski, Lecture, "General Semantics and Mental Hygiene", Central Administration auditorium, 3 p.m. Friday Jan Chiapusso, to present Concert at Spanish Club, Central Administration auditorium, 4.30. Kayhawk Club Change Meets With Approva Dean J. H. Wigmore, Addresses Law students and others, Fraser theater, 11:30 a.m. Werner Favors Action on Political Policy by Barb Group The announcement that the Kayhawk Club, an organization for non-fraternity men, would devote its energies in the future to the promotion of social and intramural activities and drop its political affiliations met with Dan Warren. The following statement was made by the dean yesterday: "I think the need of such a club, divorced from political activity, has been a long-felt want on the campus. The intrusion of politics has restricted its universal appeal. I believe that the ex-communist group will allow for wider faculty cooperation." Ed. Elfeb, director of intramurals says: "I'm pleased to note that the Kayhawk Club is centerring its attention on intramural activity rather than politics. I feel that there are a great number of unaffiliated men who should be participating in intramurals, but are not, because of the lack of leadership which such an organization as the Kayhawk Club could furnish." Concerning the proposed social activity of the club, Paul Wilbert, social chairman, stated, "In order to further the feeling of comradeship and friendliness among the non-frametrien men in the University; we hope to sponsor a fund-raising event a quiet or two that will have both a social and educational purpose." Several members of the University Peace Action Committee are making plans to attend a district peace conference at Ottawa University next Saturday. Representatives from Ottawa, Baker, and Kansas universities and possibly Washburn and Manhattan will participate in the meetings designed to inaugurate the machinery and publicity for better international understanding. Bob Braden, intramural manager of the club, commented on the change in policy by saying, "I can see the possibility that more men will take part in the Kayhawk intramural program of the future." The University Peace Action Committee is composed of 17 members with Alfred C. Armes, c36, and Elizabeth Caswell, gr., as executive secretaries. PEACE COMMITTEE MEMBERS TO ATTEND OTTAWA MEETING Band to Play at Carnival The University band, under the direction of Russell L. Wiley, will play during the official opening ceremonies of the first annual Intramural Carnival ditch kita in the University auditorium. The program is a special number as a part of the program. The little German band will also have part in the program. To Play Ping Pong Doubles Todav To Play Ping Pong Doubles Today Alpha Chi Omega will meet Alpha Delta Pi in ping pong doubles at 4:30 today in the gym. Women entered in the ping pong singles should play off their first matches before Friday. In their space time they perform laborious chores which have been carefully prescribed for them, as such as chopping and sawing wood, repairing roads, piling stones, constructing a dam for a pool, grading, painting, cutting grass, cleaning lawns, pruning trees, planting progs, keeping the camp clean, and attending the needs of the commissary. taxing, muscle-mauling, spine-twisting, toucche - toughening movements which form the fundamentals of dancing mani- pose, and of tension, relaxation, and balance. Shawn himself is the principal artist in the troup. He will have with him Jess Meeker, a brilliant young composer pianist from Arkansas City, Kan, and Dennis Landers, of Topeka, a brother of John Landers, c'38. The coming of Ted Shawn and his company is an added attraction on the student activity book, and was made possible through the co-operation of the men's Student Council, W.S.G.A., an Tau Sigma. Band Leaves on Six Day Spring Tour March 1 Group to Give Concerts in 15 Towns in Kansas and Oklahoma Concerts are scheduled for March 11 in Humboldt, Chanute and Ponce City, Okla. On March 12, the band will go to Arkansas City, Winfield and Wellington. March 13, a concert will be given in Wichita and on March 14 at Prairie, Kingman and Hutchinson. On March 15, the band will go to Minneapolis, Coronado and Chicago, where they will give the tour, the band will give concerts in Clay Center and Manhattan They will arrive in Lawrence Saturday evening. March 16 at 6 p.m. The University Band will leave on a spring tour March 11. This is the first concert tour ever taken by the band, but the plans are to make this an annual event. The band's L. Wiley, director. Two large buses will convey the 75 men making the trip. The following program will be featured by the band: "Finale" 4th Symphony, Tchaikowsky; "Tannhauser," Wagner: "1812 Overture," Teknawsky; "Second Hungarian Rhapsody," Overschlag; Weber, the solists are Horst Thornburg, 'cunla, trombone James Van Dyche, 'fa3 and Paul Smart,' c'38. Templin Sets Test Dates Committee Asks High Schools to Nominate Summerfield Scholars Prof. Olin Templem, chairman of the Summerfield Scholarship committee, sent to every high school principal in Kansas last week a request that he nominate some of the brightest boys for our class of Summerfield scholarships. Preliminary examinations of the candidates will be held March 23, in 10 different cities of Kansas, selected to suit the convenience of the candidates. About 30 of those who take the preliminary examinations will be invited to come to the University April 26 and 27, for the final examinations and interviews. The successful candidates will be announced about commencement time. Russell L. Wiley, director of the University band, will be guest conductor at a band concert of the Burlington High school band, Thursday, Feb. 21, at 8 o'clock which will feature the high band members in Burlington. The brown is the director of the band. WILEY TO BE GUEST LEADER FOR BURLINGTON HIGH BAND Paul Smart, c'38, cornet soloist, and Frank Thornbrough, c'unel, trombone soloist, of the K. U. band will also take part in the program. Band To Play at Leavenworth The University band will leave at 11:30 next Monday for Leavenworth, where it will play a series of three free concerts. The first concert will be played at the senior high school at 11:55; from there the band will go to the junior high school where it is scheduled to play at 2:45. The last concert will be played at 8:00 p.m. in the Masonic Temple. Rand To Play at Leavenworth Mix Appointed State Botanist Prof. A. J. Mix of the department of botany was appointed botinist for the Kansas State Board of Agriculture for the year of 1955, according to word received from C. W. Taylor of Abilene, president of the Missouri state master送 notification of his appointment as chemist on the state board. Conductor Karl Kruger, K. U. graduate and director of the教授 Orchestra *w* llimpure programs this afternoon and evening in the Auditorium. New Election Plan Bill Read to WSGA Council Mass Meeting of Women Students to Be Held March 11 A bill designed for the purpose of changing the election system of W.S. G.A. in accordance with the vote passed last week was read last night before the council. The bill provides for the petition system of nominations and the transfer ballot system of counting votes. It will be read again at the next meeting, Feb. 26, and published next week. A mass meeting of all University comen will be held Monday, March I, at 4:30 in the Auditorium. An open lecture by the treasurer, the treasure's report given. Catherine Penner, c35, was elected point system manager to succeed Patricia O'Donnell, c36, who was forced to leave school because of illness. The date for the Coed Hop was set for April 3. The Hop is an annual coed afternoon舞 held in the Memorial Hall sponsored by W.S.G.A., and W.W.C.A. Bloch Speaks at Museum Professor of Drawing and Painting Talks to Large Crowd Prof. Albert Bloch, professor of drawing and painting, discussed the Karl Mattern exhibit to a capacity audience in the south gallery of Spooner-Thayer museum last evening. Professor Bloch's lecture was the first in a series of ten lectures on art given by members of the Fine Arts faculty. He praised especially the water colors of the exhibit and said that American painters have come to realize that a good water color can be as good as a painting in oil. Professor Bloch said that "the only way to learn about pictures is to look at them," and also that "painting is not an awful mystery but great fun." The next lecture will be presented Feb. 26 by Miss Marjorie Whitney who will speak on "pottery." Tau Beta Pi's Hear Clark Professor of Sociology Believes Highe Income Tax a Solution "Even in pre-depression times, between 69 and 70 per cent of our population could not save enough out of their incomes to insure old security," said Carroll D. Clark, professor of sociology in speaking to Tau Beta Pi honorary degree recipient William J. Gleason in the men's lounge in Memorial Union building last night. In 1929, 6,000,000 out of the total of 27,500,000 families in the United States had an annual income of less than $1,000. At the present time the number of families earning less than $1,000 has been greatly enlarged," said Professor Clark. "Under our prescriptio the Clark under our prescriptio the Clark does not earn enough to save for old age or even to furnish themselves with proper medical and dental care. "In view of present surveys, it would seem that a good solution of our economic problem would be a distribution of wealth in such a way that the income of families earning between $800 and $1500 would be raised $1,900. This could be accomplished by exerting a higher income tax and the stabilization of employment by public works projects," Professor Clark concluded. Board Rejects Panel At a meeting of the Kansam Board held Monday to select a publisher for the Kansan from a list of five names previously submitted by the faculty, the panel of nominees was rejected by the board and was sent back to the faculty for the addition of three additional names. Orchestral Group Will Present Two Programs Today Kansas City Philharmonic Is Directed by Karl Krueger, Kansas Graduate The Kansas City Philharmonic Orchestra with a personnel of 89 musicians will arrive in Lawrence today to present two programs, one for young people in the afternoon and a concert in the evening. The orchestra has been brought here under the auspices of the University Concert Course. Karl Krueger, director, who is a graduate of the University, received his Master of Arts degree here in 1916. Since that time, he has become a nationally known musician and now ranks as one of the country's most esteemed orchestral conductors of the country. The young people's concert at 2:30 in the afternoon is arranged primarily for younger people, yet will be open to others desiring to attend. The evening concert will begin at 8:20 and should attract one of the largest audiences of the season. Students will be admitted on their activity tickets. The evening concert will consist of the following: Symphony No. 5 in E minor-Andante, Allegro con anima; Andante Cantabile, alicum alemae value; Value, Finale, maestro muestre—allegro vivace, (Tsheatkovsky). Intermission. "Nocturne Scherzo" from the incident music to a "Midsummer Night's Dream," (Mendelssohn); "The Moldan," (Smetna); Scenere from the "Rustic Wedding." (Goldmark) Overture. "Tannhuser," (Wagner). The program for the afternoon will be: Overture; "The Merry Wives of Windson"; (Nicolai); "The Sorcerer's Apprentice"; (Dukas); "Ellegie" and "Walz"; from "Sorcered for Strings"; (Techahovsky); "Hussian Sailor's Daughter"; (Red Pop), from "Glare"; "The Flight of the Bumblebee"; (Rimsky-Korsakov); Polka and Fugue, from "Schwanda, the Bagpipe Player", (Weinberger). Ratcliffe to Discuss Lamb Noted English Journalist to Speak to English Majors S. K. Ratchliffe, the well-known English journalist and lecturer, will speak to all English majors in Fraser theater, Thursday afternoon, at 3:30. Mr. Ratchliffe, who is lecturing in America for his twenty-second consecutive year, will have as his subject, "The Centenary of Charles Lamb." Mr. Ratcliffe will arrive in Kansas City sometime tomorrow morning and will come to Lawrence in the afternoon. He will be prof. R. D. O'Leary for his day here. Prof. F, H. Hodder, of the department of history, will preside at the lecture tomorrow night. There will be time for questions after the formal talk. The time of the lecture was changed from 8:20 to 8:30 to permit those persons attending the Chamber of Commerce Mrs. Elizabeth Wattkins, to attend. Aero Club Elect Officers Restrictions For Membership To Organization Are Lifted At a meeting of the KU. Aromatic Club last night the following officers were elected: Bdrink Brink, president; Bud Lucus, vice president; and Gordon Cuisse, secretary-treasurer. Prof. E.D. Hampson, professor at the university will be the faculty advisers. The restrictions of membership to only engineering students has been lifed, and any University student who is interested in aircraft is welcome to join. The deadline for charter membership will be next Tuesday. Last week the club was divided into the following groups: wind tunnel, flying, design, navigation problems, and engine service. Last night Frink appointed chairmen for each division. The club has at its disposal a wind tunnel, a glider, an airplane, and six types of engines. The club will hold regular meetings semi-monthly on Tuesday night in the Mechanical Engineering laboratory at 7:30. We will begin Saturday morning, and anyone who is interested in aircraft engines is welcome to attend. Graduates To Address Club Talks by Lec Horsey, gr, and Wesley Schreder, gr, will be the feature of the weekly Chemistry Club meetin' o be held tomorrow at 4300. Mr. Hars, will talk on the "Polargraph," and Mr. Schreder will speak on "Urinary Calcul." Mr. Schreder will have specimens to illustrate his talk.