? UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 大 K VOLUME XXXII 2. The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas NUMBER 91 on the SHIN By JOE HOLLOWAY, e'35 Fire in the Theta Ice-House . Beta Plus Cop Equals Wham'. Tubbs Makes Discovery . Milk in a Speakeasy Well, here comes the story you've been hearing on the campus for the last few days—the Theta's had a fire Thursday, or rather Friday morning, promptly at 4:45—that's the time milk gets there and the girls with late-dates also. The furnace exploded because it was mad at the girls and upy you little daisy we have a fire. Betty Williams smelled the smoke and woke Mrs.K who called the fire department (only one milk man after all) sent a few of the milkmen made by the member while lotering on the first five o'clock. "You know, I've always dreamed about fires in these pajamas,"-Marty Davis. They were fannels, kids. "Now let's be calm and think of what we prizes most and take it out with us."-Shirley Kroh and Tance Burrows (they took Bob's Phi Psi pin and Jack's Phi Gam pin!) Lil Sands said "O.K." and was practically ready to go back to sleep. Betty's a bit of a heroine now and guess how they plan to repay her? They're going to SING to her! Correction Plitz; there are eleven Pih Fli's besides Betty Lou in the child class one more makes a differ-ence you know. Speaking of the Theta house and the fire reminds us of a new plan of Rex "Prof. Wottissamgischnzucker" Woods. All of the furniture in the house had to be cleaned after the fire and the poor chumps put up a chair for waiting hours at the Theta house waiting for their dates to come down stairs had no place to sit. Rex suggests that a couple of the boy get together and make a bunch of one-legged wooden stools and rent them to the lads as they come in the door. A special feature of the stools are straps—most assuredly must be straps and buckles—the fellows can simply strap them on and move from place to place. --preparation, to be snatched from the lyre of the Scottish plowman obscurity, raised to supreme command God, alone, and as surely as these man at a supreme moment, and were raised by God, inspired of intrusted with the destiny of a God was Abraham Lincoln, and a nation. Where did Shakespeare thousand years hence no story, no treasure, no trouble, will he Some of the Beta froth had a pretty bad time the other night. The club was having its Health Week ceremonies (remember when men at K.U. were men and they called it Hell Week?) and a group of the pledges were sent to the local jink yard to pick up a few trivial little things "the night venerated" and the usual "hall or T灯" by the boys and called the cops. The ladds were transferred to the station and questioned one at a time—but two of them told different stories. The second to be questioned was pleasantly surprised to find a bull at each side of him and to be the recipient of several lusty blows in the face while the beaters assured him in their best taking-tea-waiting, but with a well some kind of a lerer Marvous, these modern methods of术 Bill Cochrane reports that from now on the stages at mid-week races will be limited to 200—thereby almost giving the band enough room to play in and the dancers—well, they don't dance like they did in Mother's day anyway. A good story is told by Dunne Tubes at the Sigma Chi house. Once upon a time in the far reaches of that noble section of country known as Western Kansas, Dunne chanced upon a place which the locals in the know used for the purchase of hard likker drinks. Dunne however, being a good boy and all that, asked the waitress for a "four hundred buzzed" drink when she returned to the table, "I'm but we all out of buzz." Reminds us of the fellow who went in the restaurant and ordered a "Dull thud on toast," Back came the waitress with the city directory and hitting him on the head, said also, "Here's your dull thud but we haven't any toast." My, such funny stories we do hear. We chaned upon a fine story in the Daily Texan last week. It seems that the members of Tau Delta Phi out that where they have panhandles adopted a dorg and named him "Dammit Scram." The clipping continues, Imagine what happens in the dog's brain when someone holds out a very desirable bone and calls, "Here, Dammit Scram." Foster Ill With Flu George O. Foster, registrar, will confined to his home for a few days. I has the flu. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1935 Cornhusker Game Cuts Attendance At Drama Opener "Yankee Crusade," Writter by Crafton, Starts Run in Fraser Theater A large attendance at the Kansas-Nebraska game last night cut the crowd at the opening performance of "Yankee Crusade," which opened last night in Fraser theater for a run of four consecutive nights. The play, which was written by Prof. Allen Crawford, depicts a boy named Kane, who is placed based particularly on the problem of Kansas being admitted to the Union as a Free State. Last night a section of seats was reserved for Old Settlers and many pioneer families made reservations for seats. The play is almost a one-man product, as Allen Crafton, professor of dramatics, directed it, designed the sets, and acts in the show himself. Mrs. Crafton portrays the part of a typical pioneer woman who stays in the Territory even after her Dan dies. Bill Inge plays the part of Gardette, diverting a bit from his usual comedy role. Bernetna Brooks is Amy Pabor, wife of William Papar, a northerner who lives in a town that includes a part of a very young and giddy woman. This depicts her versatility, as in the previous play she characterized an old woman over 50 years of age. "Yankee Crusade" does not attempt to portray the individual characters of the early settlers, but it does emphasize the types of the early pioneers that in many ways are a common human dramatic story of a group of people who found themselves in Kansas Territory in the fifties; second to give emphasis to the motivating ideas and policies of the period; and third, to present, not historical figures, but certain characters possessing qualities aids of some of the well known pioneers. Farrell Strawn plays the part of Hugh Moore, a young man who comes to Kansas because it is supposed to be a land of promise. At first he is discouraged and wishes to return but stays on when he becomes inspired by the courage of him. The action is presented in the prologue which takes place in a shelter by the trail, and in seven episodes which open up in "The Abitin" and finally ends in "The Street." Although a Kansas Players production, it introduced many new students to the audience, because of the large number of players taking part in the performance. Hazelle D. Taylor, 33, has recently been appointed the acting county case supervisor in Jackson County. Iowa State Wins Iowa State defeated Oklahoma last night by a score of 50 to 44, a five minute play-off deciding the game as they were a tie at the end of the regular time. Oklahoma Defeated 50-44 After Tie Game As the game closed, the score stood at 40 to 40. During the five minute play-off Iowa State made ten points to Oklahoma's four. The game put Iowa State in second place with five won and two lost, while Oklahoma moves down into third place with six won and one lost. Iowa State's "State- C'mn'l'pY G F 4F Cmn'l'pY G F 4F Warrenf 2 1 10 Hayas 1 1 0 Hayas 1 1 0 Colbh 4 1 0 Nelsong. 4 1 2 Bfwngw 5 4 3 Tylerg. 4 1 2 G FtT Cowen l 1 Fintm'g f 4 And m'n f 1 0 O cwm f 6 0 Cowang i 1 0 Cowang g 1 0 fth g h 0 Totals ..20 10 17 Nationalism in America To Be Discussed by Yard Totals ..16 12 11 Religious Director Will Give Fourth L.I.D. Talk Tomorrow Dr. James M. Yard, former director of religious activities at Northwestern University, will deliver the fourth League for Industrial Democracy lecture at the Unitarian church at 8:35 p.m. tomorrow. He will conern "Nationalism in America." Dr. Yard has written for the New Republic, Christian Century, and Asia magazines. For 15 years he taught in a Chinese Government school, and during his stay in China he was editor of a newspaper in Shanghai. Tomorrow In dealing with nationalism he has had intimate experience with National Nazism. He has an extensive knowledge of nationalism because of his work for the German victims of nationalism. Dr. Yard is secretary of the Chicago committee for the upholding of human rights against Nazism. Dr. Yard will take tomorrow in Ottawa, at 4 p.m. at the First Baptist Church. CHARLES F. SCOTT TO SPEAK Iola Editor May Be Added to L. I. D Lecture Series Charles F. Scott, editor of the Iola Register, will probably be an additional speaker for the League of Industrial Democracy lecture series, according to the Rev. Charles Engvall, a guarantor of the series. The executive committee of guarantors is considering other possible speakers for the course. To the board of trustees of the Unitarian church, the committee of guarantors has sent a vote of thanks for the work done in the church in which to hold the lectures. LINCOLN. THE INSPIRATION All changes in enrollment should be made this week as far as possible. In order to settle the classes, and to eliminate late changes, a fee of $2 will be charged after Friday. Feb. 15, according to the College office. BORN as lowly as the Son of God, reared in penury and squalor, with no gleam of light nor fair surroundings, it was reserved for this strange being, late in life, without name or fame, or seeming “Vas You Der Sharlie?” Entertains Basketball Audience Students Must Change Enrollment This Week Students who wish to make changes this week should go first to the College office, and make appointments to see their class advisers, through whom the changes will be made. The chairman of advisers of the different classes are: for seniors, Prof. Guy W. Smith; for juniors, Prof. H. C. Thurman; for sophomores, Prof. Else NeuenSchwander; for freshman men, Prof. C. J. Posey; and for freshman women, Prof. Florence Black. Before going to the College office, pre-medians should see Prof. F, B Dainas, or Prof. R, Q. Brewster, and law students should see Prof. C, G. Crowford. University athletics took the court by between halves of the Kansas-Nebraska basketball game last night in a program of varied entertainment headlined by Elywn Dees' put exhibition. The Big Six champion and scholastic recog Two Dollar Fee Charged for Changes Made After Friday holder with the 12-pound shot tossed the iren ball on a mat over 45 feet away on four consecutive attempts. Clyde Coffman and Theno Graves convulsed the audience with a novel game called "Vas You Der Sharliez" consisting of a blinding flailed feud during which the officials were as well swafted as the participants. A jousting tilt between Warren McDougal and John Humpon with Dean Nesmith and Milo Clawson as mounts was included on the program as well as a rooster fighting bout between Delos Douglas and George Noland. Those who wish to change next week are requested to apply at the College office. They must have a good reason, and a new change will be made at this time. Members of the band, orchestraas, and glee clubs, if they have not already enrolled, should do so immediately even if they expect no credit for the work. If we wait until after Friday, they also will have to pay a $2 fee. Graduates Awarded Scholarship Kenneth Midkiff,'33, and Earl Amos, University, in St. Louis. They were the University, have been awarded the scholarship to attend the special honors university, in St. Louis. They were selected from the Kansas Relief Committee organization. get his music? Whose hand smote filled with greater wonder than Graduate Awarded Scholarship LINCOLN MEMORIAL AT WASHINGTON, D.C. that which tells of his life and death. If Lincoln were not inspired of God, then there is no such thing on earth as a special providence or the interposition of divine power of men. THE BRAIN IS WIRED TO THE CHEMISTRY —Henry Watterson JAYHAWKERS TAKE HARD-FOUGHT GAME Kansas Squad Wins Contest From Nebraska, 32-21, in Last Game on Home Court for Season; Gray Leads Attack, Sinking Seven Out of Eight Tries for Basket In an exhibition of hard and fast basketball, the University of Kansas Jayhawkers brought their home schedule to a brilliant finish in taking Nebraska, 32 to 21. The glory for the victory goes to Gordon Gray who made 7 field goals in his last appearance on the court in Lawrence. The Nebraskan went into the game full of fight, which put them in the lead until well in the first period. Kansas came up but Nebraska held to claim the intermission advantage, 12 to 11. The game was the last home appearance due to a schedule which makes all the home games to be played at the first of the season, how- Position of Publisher Added to Kansan Staff Work Will Correlate Business Editorial and News Sections Following its plan to improve the University Daily Kansan, the Kansan Board, governing organization of the paper, voted yesterday afternoon to unite the various departments of the paper under a single student head. The new office created is to be known as the publisher. The duties to be delegated to the new publisher are those of formulating policy, carrying on long time campaigns and reaching out between the frequent changes on the staff. A panel of five names from whom the publisher will be chosen was presented by the faculty of the department of journalism. The list contains the following: Joe Doctor, c35, present editor-in-chief of the Kansas; Carolyn Harper, c35, present managing editor; Wesley MCalla, c35, former editor-in-chief; Harlan Kelley, c35, former editor; Lena Wyatt, c35, former managing editor. Election of the first publisher is scheduled to take place next Monday afternoon. As present constituted, the staff of the Kansan is divided into three distinct departments, the news, the editorial, and the business departments, each headed by a student elected by the Kansan Board. The editor-in-chief and managing editor have the first power to have office for a period of one-half semester; each has acted independently of the other in matters of policy. Election of these various department heads will not be changed, except that each will now be subordinate to the publisher, who will hold office for a full semester with privilege of re-election for a second term. The creation of the new position will fill a long felt want on the part of the Kansan, members of the Board believe. It will eliminate the jagged edges of inconsistent and loosely constructed policy that has frequently been criticized by students of the University. The qualifications placed for election to the new position are that he must be a student of the University and be named on a panel of names, with a minimum of five, to be presented by the faculty of the department of journalism. Ultimate election rests with the student members of the Kansan Board. The plan for the publisher was deprecated last semester, but it remains under consideration. Larson To Speak on Sweden Larson To Speak on Swetch "Student Life in Sweden" will be the subject discussed by Miss Mary Larson of the department of zoology at the meeting of the Advanced Standing Commission of Y.W.C.A. this afternoon. The meeting will be held at Henley House at 4:30. Gist Unable To Meet Classes Prof. Neil P. Gist was unable to meet his classes yesterday because of being confined to his home with a cold. Late Basketball Scores Late Basketball Scores New York U. 27, Brooklyn 25. Kentucky 25, Alabama 16. Grunnel 31, Oklahoma A & M 23. Drake 45, Tulsa 26. Purdus 35, Temple 34. Wisconsin 26, Chicago 24. Ohio State 41, Northwestern 29. Indiana 34, Iowa 30. Minnesota 29, Michigan 26. Professor Hopkins to Hospital Prof. E. M. Hopkins, on leave this semeeter because of illness, went to Kansas City yesterday to enter Trinity Lutheran hospital. He expects to be there ten days to two weeks. ting the road engagements to be filled the next three weeks. This means that the audience saw Goron Gray, guard, and Dick Wells, center, in their last exhibitions here. Gray, who has been the spark on the offense through the season, shot a dead eye for the basket, making 7 good baskets out of 8 tries, all long ones. Wells scored eight minutes in the Nebaska game but his work in the post position early in the season was a Kansas asset. Nebraska used a full squad in the futile endeavors, as Coach Brown substituted freely in the final minutes. The Cornhushers drove in hard and GRAY and two free throws. move in mind and pulled some offspring to save him, to evade a weakened Kansas defense. Hale, short flashy forward, figured in several of the early plays, and Sorenson, center who got the tip off Wells, led the scoring for Nebraska in the pivot position, to topping Noble put Wells ahead, as he went in for Welles and pushed in 2 points, but Widman and Whitaker broke through with field goal contributions to Parens dropped in a free tosse to open fireworks after Mitl Allen's first of 3 fouls, and Wahlquist and Sorenson followed with haskets. As Kansas was not able to work in for any set plays, Gray took long shots to cut down the lead and dropped in three consonant runs on another by Eibling and a free point awarded to Sorenson on Allen's mistake had the teams standing at 8-8. lend at the half, 1211. An exasperated Dr. Allen went to the dressing room with his lads, and sent them back into the game with more fire, which sent them into the lead by growing margins. Gray started off with another spectacular arched throw was the only attempt he failed to make good for the remainder of the game. Whitaker rank two more baskets to tie the score again at the five minute mark in the second period. Gray came through again to break it up and Kannan was able to stop Allen and Ebling teamed with Gray to complete the Kansas total. The win puts Kansas well in the lead of the conference with 7 wins matched against the 1 loss to Oklahoma. Iowa State's win over the Sooners at Northern Illinois has put Iowa State now holding the second position and Oklahoma third. Kansas, however, faces n difficult schedule of road games that will probably renew the title struggle. Nebraska 21 G FT MFT FP TP MPJ Lencox, f G FT MFT FP TP MPJ Hale, f G FT MFT FP TP MPJ Hale, f G FT MFT FP TP MPJ Wahlquist, g-1 F 2 1 4 3 8 40 Wahlquist, g-1 F 2 1 4 3 8 40 Parsons, g F 3 0 2 1 3 40 Whitaker, f F 3 0 2 1 3 40 Widman, g F 0 1 2 2 20 Baker, f F 0 0 0 0 3.5 Kansas 32 Ebling, f G FT MFT PF TP MPJ Allen, f 2 4 1 8 40. Wells, c 1 2 1 3 4 27.5 Gray, g 7 1 1 1 4 1 Kingman, g 0 1 0 1 14 4 Nohle, s 2 0 1 1 3 36. Rogers, f 0 0 0 0 0 12.5 Oyler, f 0 0 0 0 0 1. Totals 12 8 4 8 32 200.9 total score: 565 TABLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 G. field, d. field, t. field, f. field, m. free tree (hive), t. total points, mp, mute tree (hive), t. total points, mp, mute