UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas
NUMBER 86
VOLUME XXXII
--on the SHIN
BY JOE HOLLOWAY, c'35
Yes, they had their parties ...
Nesmith works his way up ...
What, a Minister's daughter'
.. At the Varsity
Every vacation; perhaps its 'between semesters, at Xmas, during the summer, or any time—what difference do it make anyway, as soon as we come back to classes we need must hear of the "swell party" we had in the cit during vacation. It must be a big body party, because not, they still have their swell party and we have to hear about them. S far the most dwelled-up things about the mid-year parties are that the Ph Gams had four floors at the Bellerive and that several fellows crashed their party simply because the member couldn't tell who was there and who wasn't anyhow. The Sigma Chi party is supposed to be by the martyrs up until 8 o'clock the next morning and other racy things. As an unasked favor to the entire student body we hereby take it upon ourselves to inform the partying lodges that the other students on the Hill, as they have always done, are trying their best to bear up the strain of not belonging to the class, but their disappointment shows on the surface that all d-- tired of hearing for your parties!
Athletes have always seemed to us to be the kind of men who wouldn't want to let themselves become involved in any scandal but friend Dean Nesmith worked just the other way Monday—in fact he even tried to call attention to himself, the dirty thing. Marie Forbes was moving a trunk into the Theta house, that is, she wanted the trunk to be in the house, and what should Dean do but pick the little thing (the trunk) up in his arms and carry it home. He did so by herself. Where that scandal part comes in is that Dean is one of the few fellows who has ever been so fortunate as to be on the third floor of the Theta house, and just between us friends, no one heard him yell a warning to the girls when he started up. And athletes are supposed to train!
We heard something the other day that simply made our blood turn cold and wonder what old poor world is coming to, oh dear, ode, ode, dearie, depose the. The night of the recent expose of the W.S.G.A. it told that Margaret eJmings, rose at the dinner table of Corinbell and said something like, "I don't see why in hell the Kansan can't do something nice instead of those dirty things." Now of course we hated to say anything about this and perhaps it's not the lily-white truth, but after all, Mrs Schubert, you know Margaret is a minister's daughter!
We hear from Lloyd Metzler, who is helping the unfortunate to enroll, that yesterday all of the Brown's who came to his door after being asked if their parents had been abused. Mchitabel, etc. invariably answered "Yes." Lloyd likes riddles anyway.
At the Varsity: Yes, we took a chance upon being made for life and not being able to graduate from the mill and hied himself to the rat-race last night and what do you think was the first thing we saw? . . . no less than Jim Donahue let him do the dancing all his own in which he wears himself out trying to choke his partner with his left hand . . . the method is called! %*% **
LAWRENCE, KANSAS, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1935
by the way did you see the prison shirt Bill Mackie had on at the dance?
... poor Tod Haines always has her troubles at the dances in the Union ... she has a habit of taking a coke or three with dessert, other fellow takes with kids and kid do you know that little Toddy just simply can't ever tell when intermissions are and has to run back to the dance with the wrong fellow nearly every time . . . we might recommend to the management that in the lobby every night of a dance they place a little placard announcing whether Lawrence Penner will be at the dance or not . . . if he is, he will buy boots and a red light . . . yes, Chary Smith was there pouring woo to them as would listen.
Parking Regulation Into Effect
Parking regulations will go into effect tomorrow morning according to George Snyder, "the campus cop." People must park only in the respective zones for which they have tags. All cars will be checked starting tomorrow morning.
Enrollment Closes Day Earlier Than In Previous Years
Recitations Start Today Changes in Schedule Must Be Made Saturday
University authorities broke a tradition this semester with their enrollment scheme. For many years the enrollment has always finished on Wednesday with classes starting on Thursday. This season she classes starting work a day earlier.
With the close of regular enrollment, members of the College faculty expressed themselves as emphatically in favor of the simplified form of procedure. Guy W. Smith, professor of mathematics and chairman of the enrollment reorganization committee said, "I think we should have a dozen persons, faculty members and students alike, remarked about the improvement."
Students this semester did not have to bother with major cards. They simply had to fill out registration blanks and present them to their advisers and to the chairmen of the class groups. Students should use a phone number, Miss Vivie Leav, to the den
Late Enrollment
Late enrollment will be held in Robinson gymnasium Saturday morning Feb. 9, from 8:30 to 11:30 clock, only College students who are enrolling for the first time, those who are enrolling late, and students wishing to make changes in their enrollees will enter at the east door. Advanced standing students and transfers will enter at the north door.
of the College, said, "I think the new plan a distinct improvement. There weren't nearly as many closed class this year, especially on the first day. In regard to late enrollment Saturday, I would like to emphasize the fact that I will take classes in an omingh. It will be too late Saturday afternoon."
Late enrollment will be held from 9:30 to 11:30 Saturday morning in Robinson gym. Late enrollers will be fined $2.50 as a penalty for tardiness. Juniors and Seniors who merely have to change one or two classes may then go directly to the office desk where the office staff has figured out the fees for prompt payment.
Psychological examinations will be given to all new students at 2.30 p.m., Friday, Feb. 8 in Fraser theater, second floor of Frasier Hall. These examinations require a passing grade from lecturing the University for the first time, except those taking graduate work.
Sidelights
One man student approached the desk and asked the assistant giving out grades if he would look up a class for him. He explained that he had attended some sociology class three times a week all semester, getting a C out of the course, and wondered if the instructor would look up the name of the course for him.
One of the women working as a guide walked around the floor two or three times with for him and the students hunting for his adviser. It was only 9 o'clock on the first day and the guide hadn't learned for sure just where everyone was located. Finally the student became disgusted and told her to go sit down as he was sure he knew more about it than she did.
A sweet young thing timidly approached Dean Lawson and asked if it would be all right with him for her to join them, or she wished to go on a Southern cruise.
"Id like to have an adviser," requested a man student of his guide as he entered the enrollment room, "and I don't mind. I would like to have a man."
A new male student entered the room and looked about bewildered so one of the guides walked up to him and said, "What's your major?" The enroler looked he said, "Well, I'm not sure." After a few minutes more delibera-ly lit and brightly, "But I'm going to maul."
One coed on being asked if she had an adviser replied, "Oh lands, what are they?"
Mr. G. W. Smith came in the door (Continued on Page Three)
CSEP check checks for work done during January will be ready for distribution at the CSEP office Thursday and Friday afternoon between the hours of 1.30 o'clock and 5 o'clock.
CSEP Checks Ready Tomorrow
To Speak Tonight
Powers Hapgood prominent labor leader and author who will lecture before church assembly.
Powers Hapgood to Give Third L. I. D. Lecture Labor Leader Will Talk at Unitarian Church Tonight
Powers Hapgood, labor leader and writer, will speak on "The March of Labor" at 8:15 tonight at the Unitarian Church in the third lecture of a series sponsored by the League for Industrial Democracy.
Mr. Haggood has been active in the labor movement for many years. In 1983 he was in charge of the general textile strike in Massachusetts for the United Textile Workers of America. At that time he was involved in opposition to an injunction.
After his graduation from Harvard in 1921, Mr. Happgood spent two years organizing the coal fields for the United Mine Workers. He worked in mines here and in South Wales, Germany, France, and the Soviet Union.
Mr. Hoapoo is a frequent contributor to "The New Leader" and "The Nation." He has written one book, "In-Non Union Mines," published in 1922 by the Bureau of Industrial Research. He is on the national executive committee of the National Security and is a member of the International Federation of Technical Engineers.
Nominate Hob Nail Queens
Engincers Eliminate 12 Out of 15 ir
Contest
Katheyn Ann Cassidy, cunl. Gamma Phi Beta, J霄 Caut, c15, Alpha Chima Omega, and Isabel W. Perry, c37, Pi Beta Phi, were selected yesterday from a group of 15 by the engineers in a baillet vote. A final baillet will be taken on Feb. 15 to pick the Queen for the Engineers who will be presented at the Hob Hall Hop, Feb. 16, in the Memorial Union building.
Fifteen women students on the campus were chosen by ballot by the engineers as candidates several weeks ago. Engineering students during their enrollment voted on their favorites. Pictures of the candidates were posted on the bulletin board of the Engineering building.
Isabel Perry was one of the Sophomore Beauty Queen last year. She was also selected as the most "inoculating" she of the campus for 1934.
The Men's Student Council will meet tonight at 8:15 in the Union building, Gunnar Mykland, c35, president, announced yesterday.
Other than routine business, there will be talks on the present enrollment system of the University given by student guides who worked on the enrollment floor. The system will be discussed and possible alterations suggested.
ENROLLMENT METHODS TO BE DISCUSSED AT M.S.C. MEETING
The intramural Carnival to be held Mar. 8 will also be discussed.
*Senior Employee in Washington*
Margaret May Mollot, A. B.34 is now employed in the public relations office of the treasury department at Wash-
ington University and in Lawrence. All press releases, from the treasury department go through that office. Most of her time is devoted to scanning of newspapers for items of interest to various departments of the treasury, and sending the clippings to the proper departments. She is a member of Alpha Xi Delta.
Mellot Employed in Washington
Tickets for Play on Reserve
Reservations for the "Yankee Crusade," the University dramatic production which will be given Feb. 12, 13, and 14, may be made in Green hall from Friday to Thursday, Feb. 14 between the hours of 9 and 4, every day except Saturday;
Alumni of Many Cities Celebrate Kansas Day
KANSAS DEFEATS ICHABODS 33-27
General Johnson Speaks to Three Hundred in New York
Kansas Day meetings were held in many cities throughout the country on Jan. 29. At New York City 300 Kansans were present, of which 75 were alumni of the university. General Hugh S. Johnson, former administrator of the Recovery Act, was the principal. His topic was "What I Think of It."
Wichita reported 125 present. Prof. John Ise was the main speaker. H. W. Laffer was elected president of the alumni club. Arrangements are being made to have a large alumna celebrate the event at that time they will have the hand come.
Dr. W. L. Burdick was the speaker at the meeting which was held at Oklahoma City. One hundred and nine people were present.
Chicago held a dinner meeting at the Fred Harvey Restaurant. One hundred and ten people attended and heard Prof. Ollin Tolmil talk. St. Louis reported 55 former Kansans in their dinner party, E. E. Carlson c25 was elected president and Mrs. Eldon Haley, f27 was elected secretary. University graduates combined with the Kansas State College graduates at Philadelphia to celebrate. Their dinner was held on Feb. 2.
Seattle, Wash. held its tenth annual meeting of University graduates on Jan. 29. Fourteen people attended the meeting at Fort Worth, Texas. Kent Dunkelberg, c$24 was elected president and Dr. Jeffrey Cearl, c$24 was elected secretary.
Meetings were also held in Portland Ore; Boulder, Colo.; Salt Lake City Utah; and Akron, Ohio.
Jensen to Go to Oklahoma
Economics Professor Will Assist in Tax Survey for Gov. Marland
Prof. J. P. Jensen, of the Economics department, has been granted a short leave of absence in order that he may assist in a state-wide tax survey which is being undertaken by the Booking Institute of Oklahoma as one of the many groups that have volunteered land. Professor Jenesse will be absent only during the month of February.
The Kansas professor is very highly recognized in this field. His headquarters for the survey will be Oklahoma City. Professor Jenner's position will be critically comprehensive and will accurately study and errorless judgment.
During February, Professor Jensen's classes will be in charge of others in the Economics department. E. B Dade, associate professor of economics, will take the public finance class, and Dean Stockton will have the 9:20 introduction to economics class. L. D Jennings, an associate professor of economics, will charge the of the 11:30 class in elementary principles of economics until the return of Professor Jensen.
KFKU to Outline Programs
KFUU will issue shortly a handbook of materials for radio study. This is the first time any station has offered supplementary material with any of its训员.
Handbooks Are Innovation in Radio Station Service to Listeners
The handbook contains an outline of programs, giving the day of the week and the time of presentation. It has an outline of a series of six talks on "Health" to be given by Dr. Florence B. Sherston startling Feb. 6 and to continue or six weeks. It also tells of a series of lectures on Spanish for two weeks at 2:30 p.m. by Clarence Christman, instructor in Spanish. They will begin next week.
This book will be sent to all high school superintendents and principals, to other radio stations, and to anyone who wants to program regularly and wishes to have one.
Peggy Anne Landon III
Peggy Anne Landon, c38, daughter of Governor Landon, is quarantined at the home of Mrs. Landon's mother, Mrs. S. Cobb in Topeka, suffering from an ear infection. She was traCTed the disease in Topeka. She will not be back in school for several days.
The first meeting of the Entomology Club this semester will be Monday afternoon at 4:30, Melvin Griffith, president, announced today. Jose Hidalgo Jr., a graduate student has been asked to conduct a survey about his research on "Genus Aedes."
Army Officer Says Communists Are Backing Peace Movements
Lieut. Col. Frederick E. Whitten in a talk before the Club Presidents in Wansas City, Mo., Monday charged that the movement to do away with compulsory military training in the colleges was started by the Communists.
He stated that the peace movement had spread over the United States with such speed that it is evident that a well organized group had received orders to spread this propaganda and have obeyed.
The revolutionary radicals have been using sincere pacifists and church workers as their dupes in an effort to do away with all military training and naval construction, he said. While all this has been going on Russia has built its army into one of the most powerful in the world.
The Skovayk-Mcdonald bill making military training compulsory for all able-bodied male students in the freshman and sophomore classes at Kansas State University, is sentate Monday by a vote of 21 to 16. The bill was then sent to the house.
Water Works Convention To Meet Here Feb. 20-22
President of American Association Will Be Main Speaker
Preliminary plans for the eleventh annual school of instruction at the University for the Kansas Water and Sewage Works Association, Feb. 20, 21, and 22, were announced recently by Prof. Earnest Bower, secretary of the association, and head of the water and sewage laboratory at the University.
Harry E. Jordan, president of the American Waterworks association, and superintendent of the waterworks system of Indianapolis, Id., will be the principal speech speaker in the public watersworks improvements in the public works programs.
Prof. Robert Warner of the University has prepared a report on his work last summer in using electrical methods for locating underground water supplies for the Kansas Emergency Relief Committee. Another report on the mapping of water-bearing formations of Kansas geology will be given by Prof. K. K. Landes, assistant state geologist.
Members of the University faculty will talk on technical subjects. The last afternoon of the "school" will be devoted to problems of municipal swimming pools. Herbert Alpain, swimming instructor at the University, will speak on recreational phases of swimming, and Albert Martin, attorney for the League of Kansas Municipalities, will discuss the legal responsibilities of cities as to municipal swimming pools.
J. E. White, water and light superintendent at Herington, is president of the Kansas association, which is affiliated with both the American Waterwork Association and the Federation of Seware Works.
About 340 cities of Kansas have municipal water supplies and less than 100 have sewage treating plants.
Kansas Alumni Will Elect
Strickler, Retiring President, Appoint Committee to Select Nomines
The pending election of officers of the University alumni association was announced yesterday by Fred Ellsworth Kannas alumni secretary. T. J. Strickler and Wayne McCoy, president and vice-president, are retiring after one year of service. Charles Isaie of Coffeeville and Miss Grace Wilkie of Wichita members of the directors board, are retiring after five years of service.
Strickler, president, has appointed two committees to select nominees for the vacant offices. Members of one committee are Frank E. Tyler, Kansas City, Mo.; Mrs. Dolph Sinnett, Lawrence; and George H. Alborn, F. C. "Mike" Lynch, Lakeus City, Mo; Mrs. Arthur Weaver, Lawrence, and Dr. Milton Miller, Topeka, compose the other committee.
Sandellius To Kansas City
W. E. Sandellius, associate professor of political science, will be one of the speakers at a women's conference featuring the "Cause and Cure of War," in Kansas City, Mo., this morning. Professor Sandellius will speak at a morning symposium in Kansas City, M. Hotton, of the nava recruiting station in Kansas City, Mo. and Dr. Bruce R. Trimble, University of Kansas City.
DR. ALLEN USES NINE JAYHAWKS IN TOPEKA GAME
Most Stupid Teamwork in History of Coaching Kansas, Phog Asserts After Contest
SCORE AT HALF, 15-14
Ebling Is High Scorer With 12 Points; Bethel Is Second With 10
Immediately after the game "Phog" Allen said with disgust, "It was the most stupid teamwork I have seen in all my years at Kansas."
Toppea, Feb. 5. — Kansas defeated the Washburn iabchobbs tonight, 33 to 27, as Kansas showed what Dr. F. C. Allen called the most stupidly played game he had seen in years.
Washburn took the lead early in the game as the result of Bethel's three field goals only to lose it Kansas picked up. The Ichabods were in the lead several other times during the remainder of the game by a slight margin.
The Jayhawks stressed their offensive play and as a result were weak on their defensive. The Washburn men played well for several shots during the game.
The fools of the Washburn team aided Kansas in winning, giving them **9** of their threes.
Near the end of the game Fee, Wash- burn forward, completed two beautiful long shots in an effort to put his team in the lead.
Botel was the outstanding player,
making five field goals during the game.
Elbling made twelve points but was not
the outstanding player that Botel was.
Dr. Allen started Ebling and Allen at forwards, Wells at center, and Kappleman and Gruy at guards. However, he use all nine of his first string men during the game in an effort to find a connection that would work well on the floor.
Kansas was leading at the half by a one-point margin, the score being 15
A crowd of 2,000 people, many University students among them, saw the
Kansas G FT I F MFT TPts
Ebling f 6 0 1 0 12
Noble, f 6 1 3 0 3
Falcon, f 2 3 3 0 7
Oyler, f 0 0 0 0
Wells, c 1 0 1 2 2
cisman, c 0 0 0 0
Kapperman, g 0 2 3 1 2
Rogers, g 0 1 0 0 1
Gray, g 2 2 0 1 6
Washburn  G  FT  F MFT TPte
Fee, f  3  2 0 3 8
Bethel, f  5  0 0 1 10
Bethel, 1  1 1 1 2
Ditterson, c  0 1 0 1 2
Roskan, c  0 1 1 1 2
Henry, g  1 0 1 1 4
Mill, g  0 0 1 0 1
Enrich, g  1 0 1 3 2
11 5 4 15 27
KEY-FG, field goal; ft, free throw; mibd, mixed free throw; tp, total points.
Official: E. C. Quigley, St. Marys.
WASHBURN TO CELEBRATE SEVENTIETH ANNIVERSARY
Topcka, Kan. Feb. 5—Today will mark the seventh anniversary of Washburn college and the beginning of the college's third decade on a sound financial basis.
Plans for the birthday celebration include an address in chapel by Judge George T. McDermott, a half-day vacation for students, and a mixer for the entire student body. Judge McDermott's talk, which will be given at the student conventation in the morning, will be on "Peace and Pacific." All classes following the chapel will be dismissed.
Calvert To Join K.E.R.C. at Topeka
According to Dean Stockton, Staunton Calvert, who has been an assistant instructor in statistics and accounting in the School of Business during the past semester, has been appointed to the post of statistician with the Kansas Emergency Relief committee at Topela. He began work last Monday. His resignation has not been passed upon by the Board of Regens.