Tuesday, September 6, 1988 / University Daily Kansan Telethon sets donation record The Associated Press VLAS VEGAS — Jerry Lewis, wow- ting to lug at the hearts of viewers, using a parade of celebrities and emo- tal appeals from victims Mon- teau and La Follie; B41,123,118 in his 23rd annual Lecture to help to music dysfunction muscular. The 21½ hour event also featured appearances by corporate sponsors who contributed $34,797.57 not in writing. This year's fee exceeded by about $2.1 million the record of $39,021,723 set last year. Because of its longevity and the money raised up to this year — $443,182,707 — the annual Labor Day has become known as “the elephant day.” Lewis, in opening the annual event Sunday evening, promised "there is light at the end of the tunnel" in the long battle against 40 neuromuscular diseases targeted by the New York-based Muscular Dystrophy Associa tion. He estimated that 120 million people in the United States and Canada would view the opening and closing hours of the telonem. Lewis, who has long referred to muscular dystrophy victims as "my kids," told viewers that the telephone kids, who I never want to be my kids. The telethon featured news on progress of the past year in the battle against the crippling diseases. Prankster gets woman to cut own hair The Associated Press BISMARCK, N.D. — A telephone caller posing as a hospital employee persuaded a woman to cut off her hair after tricking her with a false tale of possible exposure to toxic chemicals. Lisa Hamm said Sunday she was spooked by the incident and had temporarily moved out of her home "Let's hope the police do something about it," she said. Hansen, 21, reported the incident to authorities Saturna- "He kept saying, 'Be sure to cut close to the scalp, so we get a good test,' Hansen said. The man, who claimed to work for Mandan Hospital, told Hansen she might have been exposed to toxic polychlorinated biphenyls, or PCBs, through her former husband, a truck driver who sometimes hauls chemicals. Amaze your friends Astound your family Intimidate your enemies - no experience necessary - no audition required - 2:30 p.m. Tuesdays & Thursdays - Come to Rm 328 Murphy Hall - 1 hour credit available WE DELIVER DURING LUNCH! SIGN UP FOR FALL LEAGUE TODAY Sunday KU Scratch. . . 6 pm Tuesday Tuesday Mixer. . . 7 pm Monday Monday Mixer. .7 pm Thursday Guys & Dolls. . 7 pm Wednesday Wednesday Mixer. .7 pm Friday T.G.I.F. . . . . . 4 pm Leagues start the week of September 6 - Leagues run 12 weeks THE KANSAS UNION JAYBOWL level one - 864-3545 "Good News Ways to increase your brain power. Come by for rep rap and a free "Thinker's Cap" during TI Demo Days. Buying the right calculator for your courses is an important decision. The right calculator can help increase your brain power in math, science, statistics business courses and more. That's why we bring TI Demo Days to your campus. To help you find just the right calculator, and to introduce you to our newest models. Stop by and rap with the TI rep right on your campus. The first 75 students will get our special "Thinker's Cap" FREE. September 6 TI DEMO DAYS ON YOUR CAMPUS. Kansas Union It's free to the first 75 students who visit with the TI representative.