UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 。 The Official Student Paper of the University of Kansa* NUMBER 70 LAWRENCE, KANSAS, TUESDAY, JANUARY 8, 1935 VOLUME XXXII P on the SHIN By JOE HOLLOWAY, c'35 A. O.P.'s play hide-and-seek in the Blue Mill. That Tushed ran by rushes . . . Relay queen can't keep her feet on the ground. . Eyebrow plucking begins in the Class room. A recent survey made by the S.O.O. F.O.W.T.P.W.R.T.I.P, which to you poor readers of what we write means the Secret Order Of Finders Out What The People Want To Read In This Paper, shows that a gossip column would most certainly be appreciated. To you, our good friends we wish to say, you're not the best but we are the bestest but at the same time you'll have an awful time convincing us that it is the worstest! Enough of that tripe, Ethan—give till it hurts! The story is told of the two fair ones from the A.O.Pi house who had dates with the brother of one of the sisters and a Summerfield scholar--you've had the latter in your classes, haven't you? As the four were leaving the Blue Mill, the young ladies decided to play a trick on the boys and hide in a near doorway. You know how they process known as "Paying the Check." You must admit the ladies in this mine of education are d---clever. Anyway, the lads walked in the opposite direction in a futile attempt to continue the squirting of their damsels and walked several blocks before returning to the Mill for their girls. At this point it seems that the mamma was called into the case and a hunt was on for the two little lost boys but when closing hours put an end to the search, they had not been found. The girl played the house and found the boys playing bridge with two of their sisters. They things happen in college, girls--you'll learn. Rushing seems to be picking up this season. The Theta's had one gues from Ward-Belmont — one of those places where you get a background for the money your dad made without having any—and the young thing arrived at the house with her luggage, naturally dummy, three packages of cigarettes, and two boxes of chocolates. It is rumored that the cigarettes were a trifle stale, but complaints have been handed in on the candy. It's only fair that the girls could get some return for being mild to raisins we've seen—at least some of them. ※ ※ ※ It is reported in the Daily Texan that a shipment of two thousand barre staves has been received by a fraternity at the University of Kansas. We wish to correct the statement because we know for a fact that the Beta sold all of their paddles—they don't have two thousand bobs anyway. Our golden blond Relays Queen o last semester wishes to give notice that she is easily insulted in theaters. At least she left in a huff the other night when requested by the management to keep her feet on the floor, make a little less noise, and just generally behave like a nice little girl should. We can't understand such actions on the part of mere theater employees toward a full-grown college student—neither could the Queen. If all present indications can be taken for fact, the good old University—what a phrase!—is really degenerating into an institution of learning, the students are getting calmed down a bit, and everything seems to be sliding toward a Decline of the Middle West. Take for example that last Friday night the grill room at Wiedemann looked like a true action picture of a tired dog with no fleas to scratch, J L Poole has quit smoking because his girl has a cold and can't, and one of the fair sex spent nearly her entire hour in immigration and race problems class the other day plucking her heartstrings for our first visit, plainly for our college-quilt, but we fear that the last speaks for itself—and what the answer? *** Senate To Make Exam Schedule The University Senate is meeting this afternoon in a special meeting to work out the examination schedule for the fall will be held in a litle over two weeks. Good-lye for now friends—we'll see you tomorrow with a new supply of this and that. If you enjoy reading this column let us know, and if you don't—well you surely can't be very smart then and just keep it to yourself. MILLER IS RHODES SCHOLAR KANSAS WINS FIRST GAME FROM TIGERS KANSAN AMONG FOUR MID-WEST MEN TO OXFORD Winners Chosen From Twelve Candidates at District Meeting in Des Moines Yesterday HONORED MANY TIMES Member of Phi Beta Kappa Also Gained Several Poetry Awards Ray Miller, A.B.34, was selected as a Rhodes Scholar from this district in the competition which was held at Des Moines, yesterday. He and three other students were chosen from 12 candidates in this district which is comprised of Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa, South Dakota, Minnesota, and Kansas. The other successful candidates were S. R. Dunlap, Iowa and Rice Institute; James Goodfriend, Jr., Missouri University; and Sherman Pease, Minnesota University. As a result of their ability they will all be given a scholarship to Oxford University in England next year. Miller was graduated from the University last spring. He majored in English. He was honored with many awards during his days here. Miller was a Phi Beta Kappa, and a member of the MacDowell fraternity and Rhadamanthi. He gained several awards as a result of his poetic ability. He was mentioned for four years in the William Herbert Carruth poetry contest and tied for first place in that contest last year. Since his graduation Miller has been employed in social work in Harper county. Seniors Complete Projects Architecture Students Make Plans for Additions to University Seniors in the department of architecture have completed a six weeks project for a separate Fine Arts building, or group of buildings, to be erected when the University can finance the addition. Neil Reyburn, e3$,$ and Raymond Meyn, e3$,$ were given first mentions by Prof. J. M. Kellogg, head of the department. Richard Garrrett, e3$,$ and Carroll Martiel, e3$,$ were cited for their work on the project. The winners were judged as much on an oral presentation of their plan, given last Friday afternoon as on the excellence of their drawings. CRAFTON AND GARD CHOSEN JUDGES IN AUTHOR CONTE The Kansas Author's Club is conducting a contest in the fields of poetry, drama and the short story. Judges are chosen by the committee, the contest which takes place yearly. The French Club will meet tomorrow afternoon at 4:30 o'clock in room 306, Fraser hall. Mr. Kenneth Correll, incumbent, will give a lecture, will be a charge of the program. JUDGES IN AUTHOR CONTES In the context this year, Allen Crafton, professor of speech, has been chosen as judge in the division of drama and Robert Gard, extension instructor in dramatics, was selected as the judge in the poetry division. Between-Halves Entertainment Is Popular With Court Fans Basketball fans applauded warmly last night the new and different type of entertainment offered between halves of the Missouri-Kansas game. Last night the game brought forth a new feature in the form of a "German Band," organized from members of the University band. The band played for a tumbling act by the ever popular tumbling team of Coach Herbert G. Allinp. Tonight the University fencing club will present fencing exhibitions, and at the Kansas State game Friday night, boxing matches will be featured. The tumblers who "tumbled" las night are: Edward Mieck, c'37; Joseph Brown, c'38; Alan Jay, jr; Loren Brown, c'38; Alfred Schmidt, c'38; Howard Lambron, c'38; B. F. Humphries, c'38; Ray Britton, p. bus; Bill Green, c'37; Loren McCormack, c'38; Linn Damchover, c'38; Herbert Shanks, c'38. In the fencing exhibitions tonight, James Report, c'35, and Norman Jacobshagan, c'35, will engage in a saber duel. Maxim Elias, c'37, and Donald Piper, c'37, will exhibit their skill with foils in the second match. The third match will see Report and Jacobshagar dueling with foil and dagger. Coach Allen Announces Series of Spring Sports Wrestling, swimming and tennis schedules for the University of Kansas teams were announced today by Dr. F. C. Allen, director of athletics. The indoor and outdoor track schedules will be arranged soon. The first of the series will be the dual wrestling meet with Kansas State at Lawrence Jan. 17, followed by a return dual at Manhattan Jan. 28, in connection with the interscholastic wrestling meet sponsored by Kansas State. Aggies and Cornhuskers to Match Jayhawker Matmen Soon Feb. 2, Kansas wrestlers will go to Lincoln to meet the University of Nebraska, and have a return match here in Denver. Feb. 3, Missouri matten come to Lawrence. The Big Six tournament will be at Ames, Mar. 8-9. Thus far, but two swimming meets have been scheduled, in addition to the conference meet at Ames Mar. 8 and at the time of the wrestling tournament. These two are with Kansas Feb. 23, and at Manhattan March 2. In tennis, dual meets have been arranged with Nebraska, and others are to be scheduled with Kansas State College, Washburn and Missouri. The first Nebraska meet will be here April 12, and the return will be at Lincoln May 16, preliminary to the two-day Big Six tournament, at the time of the Big Six outdoor track and field meet. Kansas will not be entered in the conference golf tournament, which is to be held at Lincoln May 18. Columbia Scholarship Available Columbia University has available at present certain residence fellowships or graduate women students, according to Miss Agnes Husband, dean of women's college of Kansas. These fellowships provide room and board in the graduate women's dormitory, Johnson hall. Further information concerning them may be obtained at Dean Hushnald's office. Columbia Scholarship Available Henderson Speaks On Unemployment To Large Audience 40 Minutes to Kansas City Capitalism Is Enemy to Plenty Says English Economist and Lecturer "As long as Capitalism goes on, it can only end in increasing insecurity and unemployment," Fred Henderson, noted British author and economist, told a large audience in Fraser Theater yesterday afternoon. Mr. Henderson stated that it is not only in America but everywhere that people have to face a new economic program. "To assume that the economic life of man falls into a true rhythm cycles of prosperity and depression, is the sheerest and craziest economics," he continued. The famous economists emphasized the fact that we have been born into an age in which the very character has been revolutionized. In just two centuries two dynamic changes have taken place. The dynamic change is living in small isolated spots. They were so set apart that if crop failure occurred a famine followed. Tools were simple and were in operation on one man's arm. There has been an explosive upheaval of all these tools. The machine automated that method of production. "With our productive capacity increased a thousand per cent, Capitalism is still seeking to distribute wealth on the old poverty, scarcity age ratio," Henderson explained. He related the change from a scarcity to an abundant production by the replacement of human energy by power energy. In conclusion the speaker declared that our choice today is between using capital and plenty intelligently or drift into chaos. "The existing economic framework can not point the way out," he remarked. "Capitalism is an enemy to plenty. The only consuming power which capitalism permits to the world is devoted to capitalism." Price increases prices and breaks them down", he said. Author Discusses Economic Problems at Dinner Last Night HENDERSON HOLDS FORUM A dinner was given in honor of Fred Henderson at the cafeteria in the Memorial Union building at 6:30 last night at which he answered many questions about economics. Following the dinner a forum was conducted in the lounge of the Memorial Union building. Mr. Henderson asked many problems of the political world today, besides entering into a discussion of Socialism near the close. The purpose of the forum was to introduce Henderson's book "Case for Socialism" to Lawrence audiences and the law school group attended the informal discussion. The Union Pacific railroad announced today that their new streamline train would be put into regular service on Jan 31 between Kansas City and Salina. After a series of test runs over this route the regular schedule will be announced. A round trip will be made each day. Mr. Henderson will motor to Sioux Falls, N.D. for his next lecture. He has several lectures in the middle west before he visits late next month to sail for England. Law Librarian Ill Miss Nell Hudson, law librarian, is recuperating from an operation at Rochester. Minn. in her absence, Miss Harrison has charge of the law Library. Wells Heads Jayhawker Scoring With Thirteen Points for Victory Over Missouri, 39-29; Second Game of Conference Series to Be Played Tonight in Auditorium The University of Kansas Jayhawkers opened their campaign for their fifth consecutive Big Six championship when they took the first of a two-game series from Missouri 39-29. High Point Man The game was a close affair and although the Jayhawkers took commanding leads several times it was not until late in the second half that they pulled away. Dick Wells, Kansas center, was the scoring star of the game with five baskets and three free throws for a total of 13 points. Jorgenson and Handley contributed eight points each for Missouri while Burke counted seven points. DICK WELLS Jayhawk center who was big, point man in the game last night. He made five field goals and three free throws for a total of 13 points. He was brought to the Watkins Memorial hospital by a farmer who lived near the scene of the accident. He suffered a bad laceration on his shoulder and various other minor cuts. He was resting easily in the hospital this morning. Student in Auto Accident George Salzer, ph'38, Badly Cut in Wreck Last Night George Salzer, ph138, was injured last night when his car skidded from the road about three miles east of Big Springs. Salzer, who commutes from Topeka, was on his way home when the accident occurred about 5:30. The car, in which Salzer was the only occupant, was badly damaged. Paintings Shown in Thayer Third Display Here of Work of James Gilbert, Washburn Professor A collection of 25 oil paintings by James Gilbert, professor of painting at Washburn college, is being shown in Thayer Museum during this month. Professor Gilbert has had a wide and varied training in American art schools and abroad. During the past year he has been on leave of absence from Washburn, working in Spain and on the New England coast. Much of the work in this exhibition was painted during this leave of absence. This is the third exhibition of the work of Professor Gilbert at the University and is being held under the auspices of the School of Painting of the School of Fine Arts. WILEY LEAVES TO ATTEND URBANA BAND CLINIC MEETING Russell Wiley, associate professor of band, left today for Urbana, IL, where he will attend the National Band Clinic. Approximately 400 band leaders, representing nearly every state in the Union, will be present at the meet- The main object of the clinic is to study the correct interpretation of the numbers used in the National Band Contest. Noted conductors will speak, and the University of Illinois band will take part in the program. To Talk on Passion Play House Heads Discuss Hours The Interracial Commission of Y.W. C.A. will meet at 7 o'clock Thursday in Henley house, Miss V. H. Middlebrooks, Kansas City, Mo., will talk to the group on the "Passion Play." Miss W.C.A. will be presented with the Y.W.C.A. in Kansas City. A special meeting of house presidents was held this afternoon at 4 o'clock in the Women's Lounge of central Administration to hear opinions in regard to closing hours during examination week. The meeting was in charge of Margaret Sherwood, president of the Women's Self-Governing Association Shaffer Stages Spurt + The Allmen opened the game with a spurt which ran the score to 10-1 with six minutes gone. Ebling, Allen, and Wells contributed the baskets. When there was two minutes left in the first half, Kansas led by a score of 14-9. Allen got a field goal and Jorgenson and Powell rang up three baskets for Missouri to bring the score to 16-15 in favor of Kansas. The Jayhawkers came back after the half and staged another spurt with Wells sinking two baskets and a free throw. Jayhawker made it to the first minute and a half. The score The Kansas team will meet the Tigers again tonight at the University Auditorium at 7:30. K.U. M.U. Oyler or Ebling f Burk Shaffer or Allen f Passer Wells e Hanley Gray g Powell Kappleman or Harris g Jargenson stood 23-15 Kansas. The scoring slacked up then and when ten minutes had gone Noble and Kappelman had made backets and Wells had made a one-half touch from Bork, Bark, and Handley had scored from the field to make the score 27-21. Meet Again Tonight When two minutes were left in the game Kansas led 32-28, Shaffer, who had been in the game as a substitute a large part of the second half but who had remained scorless, staged a spurt that was a thriller. Three times in a little over a minute he found the basket, sinking the ball from the basket. Kansas displayed a superior passing game, playing the ball down the floor for shots under the basket. The Jay-hawkers took no shots which could be considered long ones. The Kansas defense showed signs of leaking at times but the holes were always closed before serious damage was done. Ryan Ebing, Kansas forward and conference high score last year, was held to two baskets and two free throws last night. Although he was guarded closely he seemed to have hard luck, and shot after shut roll out of the bucket. The two teams meet again tonight in another conference game. Kansas will probably be without the services of the injured suffered an injured扣篮 last night. Following is the box score: Kansas G FT MFT PF Pd Pf Ehlring, f 2 2 2 0 0 Allen, f 2 1 2 0 18 Wells, c 5 3 3 2 18 Gray, f 1 1 1 0 4 Kollemman, g 1 2 1 2 32 Noble, g 1 2 1 0 21 Oyler, f 0 0 0 0 0 Shaffer, f 0 3 0 0 18 Missouri Passer, f 15 0 0 7 260 Bee, f 0 0 0 1 31 Handley, c 2 4 0 10 Powell, g 2 0 0 32 Jorgenson, g 3 2 0 32 Burke, f 3 1 1 17 Strom, g 0 0 1 8 11 7 2 13 200 (Running score will be found on page 4) (Running score will be found on page 4) Jurdick To Tells in Indonesia Burdick To Talk in Independence W. L. Burdick, dean of the School of Law, will deliver a speech on "The Law Courts of Italy and France," on January 12 at the University Law Association on Jan. 12. The speech will be given in Independence. May Obtain C.S.E.P. Checks The C.S.E.P. checks for students who were employed during December will be available this week. Miss Mary Olsen, secretary of the C.S.E.P. employment bureau, announced today that the checks may be obtained Thursday and Friday from 130 to 5 p.m. They will be given out at the C.S.E.P. office in room 4, Administration building. 17