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THURSDAY DECEMBER 6, 1914
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
LAWRENCE, KANSAS
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ...WESLEY McCALLA
MANAGING EDITOR MAX MOXLEY
MANAGING EDITOR ... MAX MOXLEY
MANAGING EDITOR
Campus Editor
Carolyn Harper
Carolyn Harper
Sports Editor
David J. Ross
Night Editor
Jonny Kirk
Freshwater Editor
Bob Robinson
Freshwater Editor
Bob Robinson
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Lorenz Winters **L**orenz Rutherford Hayes
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"CONVENIENCE"
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1934
The football season at the University has come to a close with no change in the seating arrangement that denied reserved seats to students. If any further protest is to be effective for next fall it must be brought forward now and repeated throughout the year by all objects.
Last year, denied the right of choice seats on the west side of the stadium, the students were given reserved seats on the east side. Immediately following this decision the students commenced a clamor for seats on the west side.
"The students want seats in the west stadium? All right, we will give them to them," said the athletic department. But what seats! From the 25-yard line south! This was not enough. The athletic department decided that they had been too kind and removed the reserved seat privilege. This necessitated appearance at the field an hour before the beginning of a game if the spectator desired a decent seat. And after being there ahead of time to observe the splendid program provided by the department during this tiresome interval, if you so much as dared to move, some later comer appropriated your seat and a derrick would not induce him to rein-lish it.
If we cannot have the seats which right belong to us, let us at least be sure of some kind of seat without waiting for hours in order to get it.
Russia is the nation everyone disregarded for fifteen years—at the top of his voice.
PACIFIC UNCONQUERED
"2:38 p.m. — Going down into sea now. Plane will float couple of days."
That was one of the last radio messages received from Flight Lieut. C, T. P. Ulm and his two companions who started on their ocean-spanning flight like three young men on a lark, confident that they wouldn't "get their feet wet."
Trans-oceanic flights have become a comparatively ordinary feat in the past few years when they are compared with the acclaim with which the first successful ones were greeted. No longer do the newspapers announce with great banners that a daring flyer is going to attempt such a flight, and the American people are not as deeply interested as they were. Such flights have been successful before, and because of that, new ones are nothing to bother about. Those people forget that the飞器的 are still risking their lives in the interests of safer and speedier aviation.
While we less daring people of the world are asking for speedier and more perfect means of transportation we might well pause and spend a moment of our precious time praising the courage of those men who have attempted to prove that we can now safely get somewhere in a great hurry.
The Romans used to name their streets for the signs that appeared along them. Wouldn't it be interesting to visit a modern American city using such a system and drive down milk-from-Contented-Cows avenue or Even-Your-Best Friend -Won't-Tell-Tell you boulevard?
"SPINACH AT ITS WORST"
After all the work and trouble Popeye went to in teaching the on-and-coming generation that if they want to have great big muscles like his they must eat spinach, now his time seems to have been wasted. The other day some policeman had a whole bushel-basket of the "stuff" poured all over him but it didn't help him at all. He shot at the hurler and "got" the man across the street instead.
This is an awful time to live in, isn't it? No turkeys except in the jails, no Santa Claus, and now our lovely strength-theory started by o' Popeye is knocked in the head. Shucks!
Campus Opinion
Editor Deile Kansen
Editor Daily Kansan:
The writer's attention was attracted by the "hitch-hike's" thrilling-experience story on the front page of Wednesdays' paper. The only credible story seemed only faintly visible.
"There are only two things I would like to know about the article," commented the writer's friend as he read over the writer's shoulder. "First, who is Packard's advertising manager, and just how much of this is true?"
It wasn't long before they were face to face with the "first-hand-information" and getting the straight of the matter.
"The whole story as published was true," the "first-hand information" reiterated, "except for a few mistakes that I shall enumerate. The quotation marks were superfluous, and the word 'immediate' should have been replaced by 'fire tools,' 'drunks' and 'drunks' respectively." Instead of strangling over the applejack the first-hand information admitted that he was forced to cough two or three times before the villains their bottle for the sake of his cold."
Packard, the first-hand-source, refused to answer the question, "Who is your advertising manager?" There were so many journalism students who worked and in column inches that further investigation in that direction was fruitless.
The investigators broke through Packard's reticence long enough to learn that he was going north instead of south when he was picked up by the police. When the officers asked the query, "if you ask me that question again, I will be going straight up."
Curtis Packard.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XXXII Thursday, Dec. 6, 1934 No. 57
An all-University convention will be held Friday, Dec. 7, at 10 a.m. in the University Auditorium. Dr. Paul L. Dengler will speak.
ALL UNIVERSITY CONVOCATION:
Notices due at Chancellor's Office at 11 a.m. on m. onregret afternoon publication day and 11 a.m. to 3 a.m. on Saturday issues.
A meeting will be held this evening at 7:30 in room 210 Marvin hall. A talk will be given by Dr. Reck; business will follow.
In university Auditorium. Dr. Paul L. Dengler will speak. E.H. LINDLEY.
A. S.M.E.-A.S.C.E.；
G. FENOGLIO, Secretary.
A joint meeting will be held this evening at 7:30 in Marvin hall auditorium. Motion pictures of the tests of highway guard rail, conducted by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, will be shown.
BASKETBALL RESERVATIONS:
G. R.WARREN, secretary
Students deiring basketball season tickets should make reservations at the Athletic office within the next few days.
FORREST C. ALLEN, Director of Athletics.
n der DERKLIESEN BELÄCKTE uber dem Raum permett sich am Montag, den 10. December un vier Uhr fuessenfn in Zimmer 31, Prasser, NEWTON ARNOLD, Sokrether.
DRAMATIC CLUB:
DRAMATIC CLUB:
There will be a meeting this evening at 8 o'clock in Green hall.
There will be a meeting this evening at 8 o'clock in Green hall.
BOB CUNNINGHAM, President.
EL ATENEO:
Se returna El Atencio el jueves, 13 de diciembre por la rocha, a las 7:30 en central Administration auditorium. El programa consta en una comedía y otros numeros. El público invita invitado. Des puces del programa habra una session, corta, en la llava 113.
The Kansas Association of Chemical Engineers will meet Thursday evening at 7:45 in room 101 of the Chemistry building. Dr. Drewner will be the speaker.
CARLOS ALBERTO PATTERSON, Presidente
K. A.C.E.：
HENRY THORNE, secretary
KAPPA PSI:
Pharmacy fraternity meeting Thursday night at 7:30 in the Student Council room at the Memorial Union building. Activities and plagues be present.
K. U. RADIO CLUB;
There will be a reorganization meeting of the K. U. Radio Club Thursday, Dec. 6, at 7:30 p.m. in room 115, Marvin hall. All former members, licensed amateur radio operators, and students interested in radio communication are cordially invited. FRED Q. GEMMILL, Acting Secretary.
Meet in central Administration auditorium at 9:30 tomorrow morning. We will sneeze at convention. Wear your sweaters.
MEN'S GLEE CLUB:
MEN'S PANHELLENIC COUNCIL:
will sing at convoocation. Wear your sweaters.
WALTER A. LAPHAM, President.
NOON LUNCHEON FORUM;
There will be a meeting Sunday, Dec. 9, at 11 a.m.
BOB WILLIAMS, President.
Miss Muriel Lester will speak on "The Nei-Violence Movement in Europe" at the Noon Lunchmeet Forum Monday, 10. december in the University cafeteria, Room 245. Attendance for reservations to the W.Y.C.A. office for a 25 cent meal which will be served at or before 12:30. NANCY CALIHOU, OTIS BRAUKER, Co-chairman
PREMEDICAL STUDENTS:
The medical aptitude test will be given in room 101 Snow hall on Friday, Dec. 7, beginning at 2 p.m. This test is now one of the normal requirements for admission to a medical school and those students who are applying for admission next fall, either at K. U. or elsewhere, should plan to take it, since it will not be given again this year. A fee of one dollar will be collected from each student taking the test.
PARKE WOODARD.
SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA:
There will be no orchestra rehearsal on Thursday night. Instead, the following groups will meet for practice at the times indicated: Friday, 3 p.m.; cells; Friday, 4 p.m., second violins; Saturday, 9 a.m., basses; Saturday, 10 a.m.; violas; Saturday, 11 a.m., first violins.
K. O. KUERTEINER.
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EUNICE HULTS, chairman.
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