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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4.1934
University Daily Kansan
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THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1934
"THE SONG IS ENDED"
The football season is over. No more parades by the band on a beautiful green field, no more sitting on the cold beaches, although we did enjoy it, no more groaning when a touchdown is barely missed, no more straining of bodies in the grandstand to help that man complete a beautiful pass, and last but not least, no more Kansas City policemen.
We have had plenty of thrills in the season just past, made up of both satisfaction and disappointment. There have been unpleasant criticisms in the air along with pleasant ones, because these seem necessary to a football season whether it be successful or unsuccessful. Now is the time for those unpleasant trifles to be foretoast
Many will mourn the passing of the football season, but basketball will soon replace the gridron in the minds of the mouners. We may give our sport thoughts to a successful basketball season now, and if we must return to the past football season now, and then—well, the score was 20 to 0.
A German, one Herr Karl Holz,
claims the distinction of being one
of the world's few collectors of
socks. He has 2,000 pairs. Another
German, Max Schmelling,
is also a contender for the title of
collector of socks.
NICE HUNTIN'
Thanksgiving ended the season of the year when football coaches are patted on the back for turning out a winning team or are "burned in effigy" because they didn't turn out the type of winning team the alumni expected or wanted.
There is discussion at the present time of making major changes in the coaching staffs of certain large universities. Michigan, that has won one or two games this season and in previous seasons has had teams that have won the Big Ten title, is talking of letting Kipie go. Missouri is slated to let Carideo go. Harvard is willing to let her coach go.
In all the ballyhoo that attends football the coach receives comparatively little credit for victories. Let the team lose and the blame is placed on the coach. No one cares to make an investigation to find out if the right type of material was available for a winning team. The prevailing idea seems to be that the coach is to turn out a winning team regardless of the material he has—something like expecting corn to grow where no corn was sown.
Why not cut out this "let's fire the coach" attitude and make a sense effort to understand why you suffer in some years and win in others.
Give the coach a chance. With the proper backing in losing years as well as the winning ones, and the right type of material, the coach can turn out an above-average team. But above all things let us remember that both teams can't win.
THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS
Holiday season! Christmas decorations, formal parties, and term papers a busy, dizzy time. And in the midst of it, four of the best attractions that have been offered at the University this year.
Tonight Louis Untermeyer will speak on your favorite books and why you read them. Take the evening off to hear this widely known poet and crite--you can put in double time tomorrow. The concert by Joseph Siziget, famous composer of the most outstanding which have been presented here. Don't let small matters keep you from it.
"Do Lawd" and the "Heavenly Choir" in "Green Pastures," coming here Dec. 17, should be part of your Christmas. If the price of a ticket may seem dear because of the dent it leaves in your shopping money, the reception which the play has received during the five years since its opening should prove its worth.
The Dramatic Club promises a mystery drama beginning Dec. 11, which will be as big a drawing as the foreign attractions booked.
Plays, concerts, lectures—take them all in. You will wish you had some day when the price is two bucks a seat.
CARLYLE IN DEFEAT
One hundred thirty-nine years ago today Thomas Carlyle was born to a life of futility. The world he lived in full of pleasure and
ago today Thomas Carlyle was born to a life of futility. The world he entered was full of misery, oppression, greed and hypocrisy, beheaded with resplendent decorative governments that had been pieced together by its owners and rulers to foster righteousness and progress and nunnish wrong-doers.
When he reached manhood Carlyle had developed a mind that could see through the world's beautiful trappings and discover the fifth underneath. With his great gift of vivid portrayal he described the true nature of society, shouting, sneering, raging and weeping, until Englishmen ceased to smile and grew impatient. Before he died he had won the esteem of Europe and America because of his deep sense of justice and fearless energy in denunciation.
Today his name is remembered, his works are studied in literature courses; but wrongs that he dragged from concealment and made into subjects of rational discussions a century ago still exist. Professors call special attention to his description of the life of a coal miner's family in his day. Today conditions among the same class are such that a sympathetic Prince of Wales must be persuaded not to talk about them. Carlyle saw through and tore down the arguments that are intended to justify war. Today those arguments are still being advanced and the world is preparing for such a conflict as Carlyle could never have fancied. The following lines written by T. C. Wilson for The New Republic are a sad but fitting memorial: "wander dark streets and allowways, to fly
Cries at him who look and smile wearily,
Pollis, to see Mammon safe in the
Arms of England, England's feet wrapped in
The Times for a little warmth, and yet to
fed the hopes that pulse in the living
Heart, to know any word spoken is better than
and yet to die without having spoken
The rain is heavy, and no man's Land with lips twisted to depare and Eyes that state to heaven in defeat; it is your doorn and cuore, and eyes.
Campus Opinion
How About Fencing?
Editor Daily Kansan:
In this country, a fine sport has been thoroughly surrounded by illusions. One of the strangest possible conditions is that, in an America of champion athletics, it must be impossible to attain the great sport of fencing. In spite of our distorted opinion of it, fencing has, indeed, all the qualities required of their much-loved activities by sportsmen; and it does not require constant mental action, and is a great builder of good bodies. In addition, it is one of the best weight-reducer's arms, and is perhaps the outstanding activity of such athletes especially to those who have engaged in fencing long enough to feel the real
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
A. S.M.E-A.S.C.E.:
There will be a joint meeting Thursday, Dec. 6, at 7:30 p.m. in Marvin auditorium. Motion picture of the tests of highway guard rail, conducted by the Transportation Commission, will be presented.
and 11:30 a. m. Saturday for Sunday issues.
Tuesday Dec 4, 1934
No. 55
G. R. WARREN, secretary.
K. A.C.E.;
The Kansas Association of Chemical Engineers will meet Thursday evening at 7:45 in room 101 of the Chemistry building. Dr. Brower will be the speaker.
HENRY THORNE, secretary.
Kappa Phi will meet at Mrs. Price's residence this evening at 6:30.
LEEN ENS, publicity chairman.
KAPPA PHI:
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION:
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION
There will be a meeting Wednesday afternoon at 4:30 in room D. Myers hall
at MAINCHEEZ JOURNAL, treasurer
LE CRIÉCLE FRANÇAISE :
Renait renia mercredi a quatre heures et denne duna la salle 300 Fruer Hall. Tous ceux qui parlent français sont invités.
LEGAL PROPERTY
Rehearsal this week will be held in central Administration auditorium at the usual time.
KARL K. GUERSTEINER.
LITTLE SYMPHONY:
MID-WEEK DANCE:
The regular mid-week dance will be held Wednesday night at 7 o'clock in he Memorial Union building ball room. All students must present their identification cards. BILL COCHRANE, manager.
Pi Lamba Thieu will hold a meeting Thursday afternoon at 4:30 in 12 Frison Bowl. The Rev. Mr. R, J.P. King will speak on the subject, "What Should We Do With Our Education?"
PI LAMBDA THETA:
RUTH BARNARD, secretary.
The medical aptitude test will be given in room 101 Snow hall on Friday, Dec. 7, beginning at 2 p.m. This test is now one of the normal requirements for admission to a medical school and those students who are applying for admission next fall, either at K. U. or elsewhere, should plan to take it, since it will not be given again this year. A fee of one dollar will be collected from each student taking the test.
PARKE WOODARD.
QUILL CLUB:
There will be an important meeting of Quill Club Thursday, Dec. 6, at 8 p.m.
All members and new pledges are required to attend.
SOCIOLOGY MAJORS:
--at the
Mr. F. H. Marvin, superintendent of relief, Kansas Emergency Relief Committee, will speak to psychology majors at a meeting in room 380 of DUCKSIDE AVE. (D.C.) CLARKE
All girls expecting to receive awards or join the W. A. A. at the Hockey Feed on Dec. 12, please enter their names at the women's gymnasium at once before leaving.
W. A.A. :
LOIZE MONTMOGERY, secretary.
V. W. C. A. BAZAAR;
The annual Oriental Bazaar of the Y.W.C.A. will be held on Wednesday,
Thursday, and Friday afternoon, and all day Saturday, closing on the following
Saturday.
EUNICE HULTS, chairman.
The Wayne King influence—the University band's new waltz arrangement of "A Hot Time in the Olc Town."—M.M.
Unconscious humor on a bulletin board: Lost, The United States Since 1865 Hacker and Kendrick. If found, return to so-and-so. -CDB. B.
ROCK CHALKLETS Conducted by R.J.B.
The race horses that Mee West purchased recently no doubt will be good at taking the curves.
Overboard on the campus: "Last week I said I'd rather stay at home than have a date with him."
Conducted by R. J. B.
The girls walked without a word for a few steps. Then the one who had made the remark, reconsidered: "But I am not so sure about it this week."
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strength of its attraction, it is a sport that may be priced throughout a lifetime: It may be begun in one's infinity and continued to the last of his years. This is a satisfaction offered by few sports. Historically, fighting should attract the most passionate men and be met with the most romantic stories of the human race. And its history has not been apart from the students of this school. No doubt every member of the student body of K.U. has had accusers who used swords a great deal. For trace evidence of their use would probably bring to light the deeds of some hero ancestor fighting with rapper or broadsword in the old armies. Fencing pays one well for the time at it. It pays in real pleasure, in life, in love and in grace, as almost no other sport does.
Fencing is not expensive, for equipment does not cost much, and will last a long time.
It's worth a try, men; and especially girls. R.W.
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