PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY NOVEMBER 27,1934 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF WESLEY McCALLA Rutherford B. Haes Joe Holloway MANAGING EDITOR ... MAX MOXLEY Carmen Editor Caroline Harper Carolyn Merritt Marissa Merriott Chandra Marshall Sunbury Editor Chris Bauer Nickt Editor Jack Katie Kevin Editor Bob Robinson Erik Editors Ibh Robinson Kansan Board Members Business Manager ... F. Quentin Brown A, Business Manager ... Ellen Carter Lenn Wyatt Ivion Olson Maryanne Macleod Matthew Macleod Lorraine Miller Rutherford Macleod Wolsey McCullah George Lewis McClachan George Lewis William Hilbard P. Quentin Brown Business Office KU. 64 News Room KU. 28 Night Connection, Business Office 2001K Night Connection, News Room 2001K Published in the afternoon of Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and on Sunday by The New York Times. Articles in the department of Journalism of the University of Arizona, from the Press of the University of Arizona. Subscription price, per year, $2.00 cash in advance, $2.50 on payments, Simple copies, 16 weeks TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 27, 1934 each. Noted as second class matter, September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kan. JUST BE THANKFUL Good old turkey-day! It's great, to see you roll around again. You know, that was a pretty dirty trick the Puritans played on that grand old bird, making him an American tradition. His doom was sealed, right then. Just let the people of these United States get their clutches on a nice juice tradition like Thanksgiving, and give it to businessmen and businessmen and businessmen. Every turkey may as well realize in the beginning that its hour is set for the last Thursday of November. Some folks have a way of bringing up unnecessary questions about this time of year, such as "What have we get to be thankful for?" For a lot of them the answer is quite obviously "Nothing," despite the Pollyanns who write nice little newspaper verses and editorials. But our forefathers (no, not the ones who instituted the constitution—their forefathers) stopped one bright autumn morning and remarked, "This is the harvest of the year—let us be thankful." Wherefore, dear students, there looms ahead of you four blessed days on which ye shall tell not, neither shall ye spin. How silly of you to imagine you had to think up things to be thankful for—haven't you learned yet how many things our forefathers took care of? EVEN THE CROWD SCORES Admiral Byrd has discovered and properly claimed some more land down by the south pole. The concluding thing about the Admiral's discoveries is that they will probably never be anything to fight over. So here's Thanksgiving for you —and there's to you for Thanksgiving. Don't eat too much turkey and feel greedy in the afternoon. All of us who can hit a ridge or leg the fare to Columbia will see the battle Thursday. We think the team is going to win. One thing about the game we will notice regardless of the victory either way—the crowd. We can't help it; we just born interested in crowds and especially in this particular crowd of Missourians who happen for the day to be our "enemies" Just for fun, suppose the opposing rooters at Missouri start spontaneous cheers demanding a certain "Golzbob" be put in the game. "We want Golzbob," they will cry. Perhaps we'll think to ourselves, "What kind of a system do they have? Who runs the team anyway?" Or suppose some more; suppose they cheer and raise a whoop whenever Kansas is penalized on a play. What will we think of that? When the decision goes against them, they set up a dull moun as if they had the breath knocked out of them. We'd think they had a bunch of pills down there. We can see how we would feel, and we know what we would think of the Missouri supporters if they watched the game in the manner we have supposed. Let's consider our own cheering habits. A troubling thought is that in our schedule of home games the crowd of Kansas cheersers often came out of the stadium with more cause for remorse than had the team. The crowd forges that it scores just as the team does, but through an impression on the miads of visitors. We have had many promising coaches in the cheering section on our own field, notably in the game played last Saturday. We have had many rooters who enjoyed the penalty losses of our opponents more than they did the exciting plays. We hope all of you who fall in these classifications do not go to Columbia. Just go home and have a quiet Thanksgiving. The University deserves a better representation than you can give her. To all of us who make the trip and pull for victory, let's remember that we score too. Thanksgiving is always a great time for a vacation and to make us appreciate the restful college life we lead from day to day. If the Leagu of Nations' personnel is comprised of sober, legal-minded judges, what chance does the League stand when international controversy arises as to where a princess' wedding gown should be tailored? TO THE RESCUE A problem has recently come to light which the Kansean has deemed it wise to do its best to solve. The students on the campus of our great and lovely University of Kansas are being discriminated against by a group of local business men who are during these depressed times making a good and substantial living only because of those selfish students. The students whose hard earned money—hard earned in the sense that their papa probably worked pretty hard to get it—is pouring into the merchants' coffers simply because they have come here in a search for higher education; the students who have either engaged in athletics or who have as spectators made the games possible, thereby bringing scores of people from other towns to Lawrence, spending their dollars also to help enrich the comivishing mercuries; the students who in every way do more than their share toward making Lawrence a prosperous town — these are the people against whom the Lawrence restaurant owners are picturing in their scheming diabolical minds. An old and faithful friend of those students is being belittled and degraded. Ah, the very mortal pity of it! The hamburger—the flower of sandwiches and darling of the night-ovls—is sung out as the only sandwich on the menu to be served without potato chips. Bid May Fall on Alabama—Kansan headline. What with all the stars that have fallen on Alabama the past several nights, won't this be a bid too much for the dear old state? Along about this time of year; another person easy to hate is the one who thinks your gripe is no worse an affliction than his sniffing cold. Articles in this column do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the University Daily Roman. Articles over 200 words in length are not considered to be subject to contributions on any subject are invited. CAMPUS OPINION Editor Daily Kansan: I would like to know why faculty members on this Hill are allowed to keep books out of the Library longer than the regular period. I have been at the University for three years, professors have kept books lying in their homes for three or four months at a time. If a student keeps a book over time he will stick a stiff foot. Studious? dears need access to air the available books. I don't think the "profs" should get any special privileges in this matter. D. F. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN There will be a meeting this evening at 7:30 at the home of Dr. A. J. Mia Prof. W. C. Stevens will speak on "How Plan's Meet the Drought." All members please be present. FLORENE BEISCOE, President. Notice due at Chancellor's Office at 11 a.m. on regular afternoon publication de and 11:38 a.m. Saturday for Sunday issues. ROTARY CLUB and 11:30 a. m. Saturday for Sunday in CO-ED CLUBS A silhouette party will be hold for all cc-eds this evening at Watkins hall from 7:30 to 9 p.m. EVANGELINE CLARK, MILDRED INGHAM, Co-chairman. MID-WEEK DANCE There will be no mid-work dance Wednesday. Nov. 23. BILL COCHRANE, Manager. PI EPSILON PI: There will be a short meeting of all Ku Kui's who plan to make the trip the Missouri-Kansas game, in the Memorial Union building tomb at 10.30. There will also be a presentation by the officers. PREMEDICAL STUDENTS: The Medical Aptitude Test will be given in room 101, Snow hall on Friday, Dec. 7, beginning at 2 p.m. This test is now one of the normal requirements for admission to a medical school and those students who are applying for admission next fall either at K.U. or elsewhere should plan to take it, since it will not be given again this year. A fee of one dollar will be collected from each student taking the test. PANKE WOODARD. TAIL SIGMA SOCIAL DANCING CLASS: The SCHOOL DAYCARE class will meet at 7 o'clock this evening at the Memorial Union hall- room. RUTH YEH SOCIOLOGY MAJORS; F. H. Marvin, superintendent of relief, Kansas Emergency Relief Committee, will speak to schoolology majors at a meeting in 2013 Administration building. UNSUNG WORK OF UNIVERSITY MUSEUM OFFICIAL IS PRAISED C. D. Bunker, Assistant Curator, Has Long Avoided Publicity, Preferring That Accomplishments of His Noted Students Be Given All Attention "Well, they slipped one over on Bunk' this time!" By Wilhelmina Tower That is what is being said around Dyche Museum and the animal house this fall. For when Charles Dean Bunker, successful at evading publicity for 39 years, allows his name to get into print, it is news in these parts. Mr. Bunker, assistant curator in charge of the Museum of Birds and Mammals, has "husked scientists" at the University of Kansas for 39 years—but he doesn't care whether or not you know it. His "boys" are holding reissues of rare animals that are widely known museums and research institutes in America. "Bank" would much rather you read the story of their accomplishments than the story of his life. "There's nothing Ive done that anyone wants to know about," he claims, "the boys do all the work and deserve all the credit if he has done it." He has a way of making you believe it, too, at least until you get away from him and survey his record and work in the museum. Dyche museum has the largest university collection of bird, mammal, and reptile scientific specimens in the Middle West. This division contains 30,000 specimens of birds and mammals and 18,000 of reptiles. Dr. Alexander Wetmore, in charge of the National Museum, regards the collection of North American bird skeletons as the largest collection of bird specimens best cared for in the world. The mounted collection, which is all the average laveran seen in a museum, was Christmas Greeting Cards Rango 1c to 10c Exclusive Party Shop Adolph F. Ochse Phone 288 944 Mass. All this, Mr. Bunker would have you believe, has been effected by the stucco mold that has laminated this fall in "The Condor," a magazine of western ornithology, started some talking and threw light on the subject. It called Bunker "the presiding gossip of the Museum of birds and mammals at the University of Kansas," and went on to say; completed several years ago. This museum, famous alike for its collections and for the sound and sturdy quality of scholarship incubated in the students fortunate enough to be selected by Bunker for training, has made a large part of distinguished contributions to all branches of the vertebrate sciences. Bunker's fame lives chiefly in the work of his students, to whom he proceeds in important an unifying enthusiasm which gives him great pleasure in his wise selection of human material." you can draw with your pet pen AND the right drawing ink—that's itsignature, of course —right for color—right for pen 16 Waterproof Colors, Waterproof and General Soluble when dryy Blacks. CHAS. M. HIGGINS & CO., Inc. 271 Ninch St. Brooklyn, N.Y. In Hotel Eldridge GIFTS HIGGINS' American A two more days of rain and the University might pick up little size money by permitting some farmer to turn his farm into a football field for wallowing purposes. Conducted by R. J. B. DRAWING INKS 5. An example of a class for a flower is as follows: class Flower { public void printFlower() { System.out.println("Flower name: " + this.name); System.out.println("Flower color: " + this.color); } } In the above code, `this.name` and `this.color` are private fields of the `Flower` class. One of the senior laws has been staying up nightly trying to figure out whether stealing a kisn be called anlarcy. He thinks it's grand-**B**-**A**. Enrollment Show Farmers' Progeny Predominate Hill—Kansas Headline. Yeah, but don't let the farmers hear you calling them that. Now that Samuel Insul is acquitted we can forget our worries and go back to the gold standard. The women learned Friday night at the Puff Faint From that there are several disadvantages to playing the male member of society. Along with the pleasure of exercising a man's right of "catting"; they learned that a full wallever can be trained in these and that men's formal clothes are as uncomfortable as they look.-LW. Froah: Ginger ale. Water: Pale? Fresh: No, just a glass—Daily Illus. It is a dive state of affairs when a girl dormitory is turned into a detective force with every detective under suspicion— A.C. Because of a death of Kamus touch- down the Zilhiy department was way balked in their bomb shooting this night until Phoq took comparison on Sergeant Roy and his boys and invited "All" over or a 19 gm salute—M.M. The Men's Student Council has finally been able to get its mind on the serious business of governing the University of Kansas with the suspension of Bank Night. As evidence of that fact, note the proportional law voting that was passed last week. Up until about two weeks ago, the Council had been in the habit of adjourning early to get downtown in time for Bank Night—D.F. And now even sweating has become a luxury since the depression. It would be interesting to note whether the girls at Corbin have been in the habit of regulating their desires along this line in accordance with their incomes—LW. for TAMPAX, and here's the score— **TWAMAX**, and two ICT books. "wonderful new world of freedom and freedom," she wrote, "all times. all rooms. no chatting, no nothing, no noises. no singing, no dancing." She designed by a physician, "made the highest grade of diplomacy." Women the country overdied this modern invasively pungent regime the possible unveiling of the generation for inspiration. Some of the stags at the Scotch variable have been saving money by hiding their overcrowds behind chairs in the lounge. The joke lies in the fact that the Memorial Union doesn't charge for its checking services.-D.F. AT ALL LEADING STORES TAMPAX SALES CORPORATION DENVER COLO DANGER Special Selection of FLOWER SHOP Mail a Thanksgiving Arrangement Home Before You Leave. PHONE 72 MUMS on the mantel Send the Daily Kansan home. 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