PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY, OCTOBER 16. 1924 VOLUME XXXII Pajama-Clad Will Be F At Annu Free Movies V South Park for Those very Clr An escort of motower the University band we cession of nighthawk-tir in their winding marcel of nighthawk-tir morrow night in the t nual nighthawk-tir All men students are to the memorial Union be b'oclock, and at 7:15 the men students must come through a lane o torches. The parade \狗 down Indiana street t and then cast to Mass fare in a snake dance to fare in a snake dance to All men can *A* it is thought by mar- kade it is for Freshmen to are to participate. "It are to participate." S chairman of the tradi t sadned today. The "flying K-men and Ku-Ku" out all skullers. At South Park a know Lawrence march saving boxes and pack them back in the back. Ewins (Ham) cheerleader, and his ass in some roaring yells to tep talks by Dr. Forre- rta of athletics, Coach Merchants to Pro- rence Chamber of Com- dents will be treated students in nightshirts to the Dickinson, Varas theaters free of charge theater, because of the ture there, will not be riders. At the Dickiu- n Theater organist will students in singing the "It is very essential preserved throughout order that the program time for the 9 o'clock Lindenbaum. No raidin stores will be permitte who are parade, will be on man marchers. Student Recital Piano and Voice Are For Arts Progr University Daily Kansan ARTS PROGRAM The weekly Fine A line this afternoon in fiftieth audition at 3:30尔 was as follows: Piano: Theme and Variation George Trump Voice: Bist due bei mir The Sandman (from and Gretel) ___ Kevin Daw Piano: Sonata, Op. 31, No. 2 First Movement William Wills Voice: Phyllis Has Such Chr Garr. ___ by Mildred Holt Voice: Phyllis Has Such Chr Garr. ___ by Mildred Holt Concerto for M minor First Movement Carolyn Behring (Orchestral parts on by Howard C Address Bacteric Professors N. P. She Dewns were the guar Bacteriology Club午 ball yesterday. Both their experi- mer on a trip to the spokes about the social createlry while Professor a talk about its industry Educational Green Phi Delta Kappa, in fraternity, elected off- at a special meeting 7 Those elected are: pre- mium; vice president; treaturer, Garla J. W. Twente, professo- r in college. dressed the meeting a School District in K Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF WILLIAM BLIZZARD Wesley McCalla Loreen Mill --- MANAGING EDITOR ... Campus Editor ... Sarah Makeup Editor ... Max Mackey Makeup Artist ... Rutherford T. Hayes Sunday Editor ... Carole Harper Monday Editor ... Michael Night Editor ... George Lervis Night Editor ... George Lervis Business Manager ... P. Quentin Brow Aust, Business Manager ... Ellton Curt Leena Wyatt Milton Hill Mike Burke Loren Miller Mason Lerner Rutherford Wesley McCalla George Lerger Carolyn Harper John Markham Farrell Woodard Jill Markham Frequencies Business Office ... K.U. 6, 6 News Room ... K.U. 2, 2 Night Connection, Business Office ... 701K1K Night connection, news room ... 701K1K Published in the afternoon of Tuesday, Week noday, Thursday and Friday and on Sunday morning. Articles published in the departments in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kannu, from the Press of the University of Kannu, from the Press of the Subscription price, per year, $3.00 cash in advance, $2.25 on payment, Single copies, or Bulk copies. Entered as second class matter, September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1934 MISS PERKINS WILL SPEAK Tonight will bring before the University audience one of the most distinguished speakers whom the students have had opportunity to hear for some time—Miss Frances Perkins, secretary of labor. The task which rests upon Miss Perkins is one faced by few others who have served in her position. In the past few months strikes and conflicts between labor and capital have arisen to an extent unprecedented in American history. Whether democracy is to be preserved or destroyed lies in the solution of these difficulties. Miss Perkins has been praised for the firmness of her stand in labor matters. There is no indecision in the first woman cabinet member. The knowledge of one who has come closely in contact with government problems will be invaluable to all University students who take advantage of the opportunity to hear her. A NEW DEAL A short news story in a large daily paper recently announced that former Governor of Kansas, Harry H. Woodring, now assistant secretary of war, had asked NRA for permission to buy 400,002 22 blank cartridges. Secretary Woodring declared that the blanks, used for firing sniutes, were necessary for the national defense. If the United States and all other countries of the world would stick to blank cartridges exclusively, fire them at imaginary enemy forces, and make believe that they had won against overwhelming odds, think how much more good, clean fun war would be. Perhaps Secretary Woodring has already thought of that though. RELIEF MEASURES FOR GEN. JOHNSON And now the impeccable journalist reads that for General Johnson, late of the NRA, "private affairs are becoming more and more poignant." It is with deep emotion (of one sort or another) that the daily dealer-inwords sees that the general is to be allowed to relieve this poignancy at the rate of a dollar a word—unlimited. Up to the present time, the literary efforts of the general have been confined to "Williams of West Point" and "Williams on Service." As a young leutnant chronically penniless, he wrote these books for boys. Evidently the general feels that, with the NRA to go on, he can undertake more ambitious things in the way of an audience. At any rate, the words of no public official, not even those of the late Calvin Coolidge, have been so much in demand as the general's. It is to be hoped that the situation will not be too poignant for him to restrain himself. At a dollar a word, it will take a strong man to put down that final period. CAMPUS OPINION As a freshman who has gone to some effort to ascertain the opinion of his classmates, may they not be aware that I haven't having? I really hate it to contrary tradition for freshmen to have ideas, but we freshman should be more open to the idea. Hill is using the having question as a political football in the goal of gaining new followers. Articles in this column do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the University Daily Kaitunai. Articles over 200 words in length are subject to cutting by the editor. A Freshman Calls It Tommyrot Editor Daily Kansas Frohrman aren't particularly interested in the question. They either wear their cap or not, and if they do, it might be a violation of the law. Very few of them harbor any resentment either against the K m or against the tradition which was responsible for their failure to graduate. The Ks are better sports than our self-constituted guardian angels of the upperclass will admit. Our football team has made some hope we may be pardoned for our inexperience in suggesting that our godfathers go on with their crechecaking. After all, it's our hide, not This year we are taking our paddlings; the next three years it will be our turn to look on the river and see where we can go of us will even have the privilege of wielding the weapons. We're having this year, and we will be using it for the rest of our life. Let's leave the hazing situation as it is—rather, as it was before the medders raise a rumpe and cramped the style of it K-men. —A FRESHMAN. Editor Daily Kansan: "A K-Man" Draws a Reply I am glad a K-Min has fit to defend a rational on a rational basis. The athlete who displaced himself in the Daily Kumu Sunday signal it with "K-Min" is to be prision You are right in demanding that freshmen pay and hire bony at the bloody slay every game. They are hard to defend against the football season for the entire year. Hundreds of God parents do not rebel the bone truth. In some cases, they resist the glutus murine—one treatment and he is a new man at least of them are not Mr. "K-Man," we want you to feel the entire campus at our university. We have finally made it possible for students to ticket, to bring more money to the University, making it possible to maintain a large student body. The whole world watches your moral acts, a great responsibility rests with you; you typify good old Roman warriors. You are our only goal; we must teach you the skills. Think of the thousands of students who would not be in school today if it were not for athletics and the CSE to bring money to this grand University. You are the salt of the earth, I will far as to say that the backbone of your very body. I can understand, Mr K-Man, how you must feel to be called dumb. I don't think you are dumb either; that makes two of us. The very word "dumb" has held your hand since making it the first campus opinion to appear in the editorial column this year is off-evident. I hope you're not thinking that Mr K-Man with the spirit of Bendict Arnold, “defege quoting the Bible,” will go for "God foe." Mr. K-Man with the spirit of Benedict Armed, I frustrate to your worthy defense quoting the word "harm" when you forgive him for he knows not what he says. May God aid them and you cause the face of Mars What Was It, Mr. K-Man? Editor Daily Kanan: If the letter in the October 14th issue of the *Kamau* signed by a "k-Man" was meant to be funny, it was a misterpiece. It was not, and actually by a *Kaman*, it was not misfaced, but by a *Kaman*. It was misfaced, but by a *Kaman*. It was misfaced, but by a *Kaman*. It was misfaced, but by a *Kaman*. It was misfaced, but by a *Kaman*. It was misfaced, but by a *Kaman*. We Freshmen Are Bewildered —A HATLESS FRESHMAN. "Clever Irony" I should like to concatenate the author of a K-Man. Wants to be Heard which appeared on the calendar page of the Sunday Kanran. I have never read it, but it was not important though the implication was not very favorable to the K-Man. Am I sure they will be intelligent enough to appreciate the article for what it wao? At first reading I was inclined to think the piece was actually written by a K-Man with serious intent, but on second thought I was sure it was not. In order to completely ignore the use of English and be allowed to student in the Uni-12 program — even though he be one of the privileged K-Man. Last year freshman caps on the campus were low and for this reason. This year many freshmen have joined the club, a group of abolishing paddling. If we insist on paddling we may have the cap. Let's keep the caps and not the cap. In the campus opinion column recently was an article stating that the agitators for abolition therefore not directly concerned. This movement was started last year when three of the most active agitators were worked then to eliminate paddling, not traditions. The movement is carrying on from late Not Upperclass Movement -NORMAN PLUMMER Again I wish to emphasize, as has been done before, we wish to retain the cap. But a tradition should be kept by the head and not be kept by he who is in无力 of the name. Other universities have abolished force laws. Apt. their traditions. Why be accused of abusing the cap? We are in line with the major universities. Make freshman cap real traditions, not objects of the cap. We should prove men proud to wear them, not ashamed. Editor Daily Kansas: E. U. Editor Daily Kansas: Editor Daily Kansas: We freshen we be kidnapped. We, or most in us, can understand simple instructions, but when we are asked to do two directly opposite **things at the same time we're at a bias.** Being fresh, we haven't yet learned the art of editing. We've learned the art of attributing the state of consciousness attributio (the very ignorant one we were in not being able to find). We've grown very ignorant we were in not being able to find. A couple of weeks ago the *Kawan*, in an complaining about freshmen who failed to show proper respect for the sanctity of the university, asked his students to forget the immaturity of high school days, and assume the dignity that attendance at such a university should be, men with the sanction of the student council and apparently the *Kawan*, to force the students to have managed to murder in a world where everything is strange. How much dignity do they expect of a freshman walking into the hall? I haven't yet worn my freemain cap. I don't feel quite right about it, because I am proud to be a newcomer to the university. My newromer on the Hill; but I refuse to be forced to do something that should be done only from home. My parents and I are not batters into me with a paital! loyalty to the University, too, will remain. K Club Editor Daily Kansan Who said paddling was to maintain tradition, as the word was written in Sunday's paper; the red letters—so even an eight-year old those same reasons prove beautifully that most paddling isn't, or wasn't. K Club Won't Plav Ball Having might conceivably be used in the right way, with the goal of ever wearing more than three different jerseys for the K Club has turned thumbs down on that sort of a proposition, there's nothing left to do. They say paddling is principally to maintain caps on the Hill. Herefeesall? Everyone from K-club and offered to drop the mixture if the Club would play men ONLY for FAILURE to Wear CAPS AND the K-CLUB RETURN!? You can get caps on your helmet when the cap gets palpated on some preexist, while the man who wear one does by unpumping it. If anything, padding is killing the cap training. Cunningham Wouldn't Paddle Editor Daily Kansas It is a smear on a school's reputation when it has injured it by fellow like the K-man who expressed himself in Sunday's paper, and when it is done for the reasons he gives. Why is it that our athletes don't carry the sports ball in an athletic field over all into their other activities? —R.T. What's being a sport in setting up a rule, walking on the south side of the street, or paddling out a river? The padding casir that way than they can be caught for not wearing cap? Whatever being a sport is especially when that fun is at the expense of those who are new and unaccustomed here? What's being padded and you demand your fun now? It's time that we mop this sort of thing off our back. Notice the difference between this kind of "performant" and the real spirit, gassowhon in recent years. In a statement printed last May 2013, Glenn Firm himself exposed as against the idea that he was carrying a paddle carried on. I do not remember," he continued, "haveing carried my paddle more than once or three times, even if it is clear that he was not against the idea of carrying on traditions at the University, but carrying on other things, such as freshmen, the ones who were their capstons faithfully, were often the ones who were subservient." Current Screen Just about the time that theater audiences learned about this kind of show, they were screened monitors and just when the librarians presental that the superb, the colorful, the ecstatic, the wild and the gungo Ginger Rogers came through with it, Ginger Rogers came through with it. Atvie and Rogers can dance; they do dances, but they don't. They don't show up in nother that role—that is if one can forget the dancing dollars on the photohome record—or they don't show up. And you may day upon any one. In fact, he seems to be much more comfortable with the dance. E. P. P. In this play, musical troupes, burlesque girls back-stages, drunken stage-door Johnny's and parauim Pagen are out. Much to the credit they wrote of the script of "The Gay Disco." "THE GAY DIVORCEE" At the Granada The lines loop the sullied rapt in amusement: "The girl who made me sweat, the man, we must give credit to Arian for making me smile the much smelly intimatiority that I have, though, the same females are so humble, though, the same females are so humble." Motion picture producers seem to travel on the axes that only good stories are deserving of their attention. Gentlemen" lives up to this rule, with one of the clearest contemporary serege stories seen here. At the Dickinson "THE LAST GENTLEMAN" The story concerns an eccentric old gentleman, Cabot Barr, who wishes to see his children with a famous hockey player on date. To bring his family together again he generates a memorial for the dead where cuckoo roosts. Arlis is superb in his portrait of tirochney a gentleman, who really loves tennis. He is an English man, Edna Mabo Oliver as his old-midship sister ties for honors with him. Charlotte Hem is very little puffish as yet with a sukuky I show it is that good family entertainment. By R. J.B. ROCK - - - CHALKLETS Hiker: *Smart ale motorist passing a thumbless hitch* hiker: "Yah, yah. Next Time Get Ethyl." Add similes: As helpless as a thumbless hitch likes. = There was some good blocking in the St Bendis-Kentman pass, but there was no block executed than the one which took the breefer off his pin in the fourth quarter. Too bad the cameramen don't catch those birds. The latestiddle going the rounds of Wash- ington's State Journal is in the Topbelt State Journal. "What is it that has four sturder-uppers, four hunger-downs, three murderers, two rape victims. A answer wows; doctors, militiamen, inside of indies of Not a wist better than the latest jingle of Lyon kid, chirps the News! Ben be nimble, Ben be quick. Ben jump over the candlestick. You ain't seen nuthin', sister, wait until they get going good in the fourth chukker. Our Contemporaries FERA BOON TO STUDENTS Four hundred and seventy-two de serving Indiana university students are finding it possible this fall to start or continue their college education, because they will not be able by the national government and allotted to the University. Students are employed in part-time work not to exceed 50 hours a month and receive from the government a monthly check of $400 per student. All applicants is kept on file and students have been selected with the greatest care. It is doubtful if a single instance can be found where a student has employment is undesired of it. Chancellor Ernest H. Lindley of the University of Kansas, an alumnus of Indiana university and a former professor in a group of 50 educators who are responsible for the institution of the FERA assistance of college students. This fall there are in American colleges and universities approximately 30 million students who would not be there except for the government's relief measure. The popularity of this measure, as well as the need of it, is attested by the fact that more than 90 percent of every FERA job. The wisdom of the government in providing education for these young men and women who are able to profit by it instead of merely providing temporary employment where seems to be clearly proven. Want Ads Twenty-two words or less, or increase. 22c, 126c, 138c, 148c, 158c WANT AID AND REPRESENTATION ACCOMPANIED BY CASH. 26c LOST: Pi Phi arrow. Call Eleanu. Nah: CANOES for rent. Call at 433 Ohio. Phone 84. -26 Nolan. Phone 415. Reward. I WILL BUY your Kool and Raleigh cigarette coupons. See Eddie Rice at Ober's. -26 LOST: set of keys in a dark leather case. Call 2922. Bill Mackey. -25 WANTED: A 1933-34 Jayhawker cover. Call Paul Wilbert. KU: 32. 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Know what is happening in Kansas. Keep up with OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Notices due at Chancellor's Office at 11 a.m. on regular afternoon, punctuality and 11:30 a.m. Saturday for Sunday issues. No.24 ALPHA PHI OMEGA: Alpha Phil Omega, National Scouting fraternity, will hold its first meeting of the year Tuesday evening, 7:30 p.m. in room 103, Administration building. Old members please be present. Guests are welcome. GENE LLOYD, Scribe. A. S. M. E: There will be an important meeting of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers Thursday evening, Oct. 18, at 8 o'clock in room 210, Marvin hall. Prof J. F. Brown, department of psychology, will speak. A new secretary will be elected. All mechanical and industrial engineers are urged to attend. elected. All mechanical and industrial engineers are urged to attend. LEWIS W. BENZ, Treaurer. EL ATENEO: Freshman Commission will meet Wednesday, Oct. 17, at Henley house at 4:30. Mink Dumble will speak. JOSEPHINE LEE, Chairman. FRESHMAN COMMISSION; Habla una sesión del Ateneo el jueven 18 de Octubre en la sala 113 del edificio de Administración. En sesión esta para los miembros activos. INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS CLUB: JAY JANES: KAPPA PSI: MID-WEEK DANCE; MABEL SPINDLER, President. KAPPA PHI: There will be a meeting Wednesday, Oct. 17, at 4:30 p.m. in 216, Administration building. All members please be present. LE CERCLE FRANCAIS; Kappa Phi will meet at 1299 Tennessee Street Tuesday evening at 6:30. LUTY LEE ENNIS, Chairman. Kappa Psi, pharmacy fraternity, meeting, Thursday night, at 7:30 in the Council room at the Memorial Union, where they present pledges to the Board. SCHWERDTZEEL NEWCOMERS CLUB: Le Cercle Francais se reunira mercredi a quatre heures et demie dans la salle 304 Fraser hall. Tous ceux qui parient francais sont invites. PI LAMBDA THETA: FLAVIA HAY, Secretaire. TAU SIGMA: MIDWEEK DANCE The regular mid-week dance will be held Wednesday night at 7 o'clock in the Memorial Union ballroom. All students must present their identification cards. BILL COCHRANE, Manager. All members of Pi Lambia Thea are urged to attend the tie for perspicacity now members at 330 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 18, in room 118 Fraser hall. The tour will begin at 2 p.m. The October tea will be held at the home of Mrs. E. H Lisdley on Thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock. MRS. C. C. CRAWDY, President. W. A. A.: INTER-RACIAL COMMISSION; W. S. G. A. EXECUTIVE COUNCIL; RUTH E. BARNARD, Secretary. The regular meeting of the Executive Council of the W.S.G.A. will be held on a t 7 p.m. in room 5 of the Memorial Union building. Tau Sigma pledging has been postponed until Thursday night at 8 clock RUTH PYLE, President. The regular meeting of W.A.A has been postponed on this Wednesday until Wednesday, Oct. 24, at 4:30M. TIELMA MUMPHREY, President. PEGGY SHERWOOD, President. the news. 55c a month. 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