PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1933 University Daily Kansap Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ... CHILES COLEMAN SHEIF ... CHIEF Associate Editors MANAGING EDITOR MARGARET GREEG Campus Editor Bob Smith Sports Editor Merle Hortony Sports Editor Wiltshire Fachschen Editor George Leritage Sports Editor Oleg Sunday Editor Gretchen Ordenk Sunday Editor Erik Advertising Manager Charence F. Mundi Circulation Manager Marion Benett Margaret Gregg Dorothy Smith Gregory Brown Gregory Group Paul Woodmane Julia Markham Marice Coleman Maurice Rice Jimmy Larry Jerry Sterling Virgin Parker Paul Woodmane Julia Markham Advertising Manager Clarence F. Mundi Marian Benty Business Office K.U. 66 Night Connection Business Office 2701 KU Night Connection Business Office 2701 Published in the afternoon of Tuesday, Wednesday morning except during school holidays by deans in the Department of Journalism of the University of Texas at Austin or the Press of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price, per year, $3.00 each in advance, $2.25 on payments. Singing copies, $1.75. TUESDAY. DECEMBER 5, 1933 each.遇 17, 1910; as second class matter, September 17, 1910; at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas. A DRAB HOMECOMING Homecoming in 1933 will go down in history as one of the quietest and least enthusiastic of any in the last decade. Very few grads and other visitors put in an appearance until just before game time, and most of them departed shortly after, leaving the city of Lawrence and Mount Oread deserted by evening. The transfer of the game to Thanksgiving day from the Saturday before, the lack of pre-game enthusiasm because of the abolishment of Hobo Day, the anticipation of an uninteresting football game, starting at one o'clock instead of two or two-thirty, and last but not least "old man" depression, all contributed to the drainsness of the occasion. Many students took advantage of the extra day and one-half holiday they could have by going home, and departed. The color of the whole occasion so prominent in past years was lacking. The "pep" rally Friday night was one of the best in years, but it couldn't carry the whole burden. Homecoming was a success as far as victory on the gridiron was concerned, but the side-line dishes, the color and excitement traditioned with the event were lacking, making it just an ordinary football game, instead of a celebration. If the football season had lasted a little longer perhaps Kansas and Notre Dame would have been eligible for the Rose Bowl game. THANKSGIVING TESTS Many students who went home for a rest and a complete relaxation from studies suffered a rude awakening on reaching the family sitting room. The quiet hour after dinner when the folks get together for talk of the day's affairs found son and daughter on the spot. With many confusing questions bothering them, the family evidently believed here was the time to get the straight of things from one one fresh from the fountain of knowledge. The intricacies of inflation, the situation in Germany and the value of stratosphere flights, were some of the mysteries son and daughter were asked to explain. Two courses were left open to the one questioned: he might admit a disgraceful lack of knowledge and say that he could not satisfactorily answer, or he might attempt to bluff it through, aided by two or three six-syllable words, perhaps picked up in etymology or chemistry. Anyway, it is a relief to be back where the inquisition is conducted by those who know, or at least suspect, the limitations of their students. WHO'S IN THE CROW'S-NEST? THE ship of state has been through turbulent waters. The going seems smoother now, but dark clouds are still within view. Roosevelt is at the helm, but who's in the crow's-nest? Who is looking out forward, backward, on either side, watching for a rift of light in the clouds or a dangerous reef in the shallows? To some, it is even sacrilegious to speak against the administrative acts. The government, it is true, has had, and will continue to need, whole-hearted support of its people to find a workable solution to the evils of our day. But it does not need blind support. Such a gigantic social undertaking as that which the United States has launched since March 4 cannot be perfect in every detail. The press can only sit in the crow'snest and condense the voluminous information, and watch for the reefs which come to light day by day. Will the enlargement of the dance floor in the Union building mean more room, more dates or just more stags? YESTERDAY IN GENEVA Once again the World Disarmament conference has convened in Geneva. Will the results of this session be more satisfactory than the results of the preceding ones? The citizens of the world hope that they will be. The absence of Germany and Japan from the conference introduces, on the one hand, a disturbing factor, and on the other, a unifying factor, into the plans of the other nations. The success of the conference depends upon whether the other nations attempt to protect themselves by embarking upon an armamants race, or unite to bring world opinion to bear upon the two absent nations. Yesterday in Geneva marks perhaps the last attempt of the nations of the world to reduce armaments by agreement. The failure of this conference, if it does fail, will undoubtedly mean the beginning of an international race for arms and for a restoration of the "balance of power"—whatever that is. The success of the conference, on the other hand, will mean that international peace will be maintained for a while longer, and that the nations of the world still look with disfavor upon war as a means of settlement of disputes. CONFISCATED ACTIVITY BOOKS Twenty-five activity tickets were confiscated Thursday at the game because they were used by someone other than their rightful owners. This means that the students whose tickets were taken will be denied all privileges afforded by the activity books for the rest of the semester. Sufficient warning has been given concerning transferring of activity books, and the penalty of losing the book entirely was made known at the first of the year. The threat was not carried out, however, until the Thanksgiving game. It is quite likely that the twenty-five books taken represent only a small per cent of the books which have been transferred during the year, but this is just another example of a few suffering for the sins of the group. Many students who loaned their books did so only because those borrowing them had misplaced their own books or because it was more convenient for them to use a borrowed book than to hunt for theirs. To those twenty-five students whose books were confiscated, such treatment probably seems unnecessarily severe. Such a rule, however, is necessary not only to protect the departments of the University who have charge of the activities but also the student body who by purchasing the books have made these activities possible. PLAIN TALES from the HILL It happened in one of Professor Gist's sociology classes. A student had raised his hand up to the region around his head and Professor Gist asked him if he wished to say something. The student said no. Professor Gist very politely said, "Then the next time you OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Botany club will meet this evening at 7:30 at the home of Dr. Mix, 1134 Louisiana street. Professor Posey of the geology department will speak on "A Geographer's Interest in Botany". RUFUS THOMPSON, President. ROTANY CLUB: Notices due at Chancellor's Office at 11 a.m. on regular afternoon publication days Vol. XXXI Tuesday. Dec. 5, 1933 COLD CONTROL TESTS: No. 54 The material for the cold control tests has been received. All those who have offered to help in this test and any others interested, either students or faculty members please report to the Watkins Memorial hospital before Dec. 10. D.J. GANETSON, Director ENGLISH MAJORS: Professor J. E. Hankins will give a lecture to English majors and graduate students in English, and to others interested tomorrow, Dec. 6, at 4:30 p.m. in room 205 Fraser. The topic of his lecture will be "The Writing of Poetry." HILG. J. NISONSIM INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS CLUB: The International Relations club will hold its meeting this evening at 6:15 in the Memorial Union cafeteria. All interested persons are invited. Topic for discussion will be "The Pan American Conference". ED. SHARPE, President. INTERACIAL GROUP: We will meet from 7-8 o'clock tomorrow, Dec. 6 instead of our usual day Thursday. Mildred Mitchell will acquaint the group with the lives of some Negro poets and their poetry. WANDA EDMONDS. LE CERCLE FRANCAIS: Le Cercle Francais se reunira mercredi a quatre heures et demie dans la salle 306 Fraser hall. Tous ceux qui parlent français sont invites. There will be no mid-week varsity this week. OZWIN RUTLEDGE, Manager. "This, along, should suffice to force home the relocation to us that the college student is still 'copy' for the unrelated students," she said such whenever occasion arises. All MID-WEEK VARSITY: RUTH BARNARD, Secretaire. RUTH BARNARD, Secretaire. PREMEDICAL STUDENTS: The annual medical aptitude test will be given tomorrow, Dec. 6, at 1:30 p.m. in room 101 Snow hall. This test is a part of the requirement for entrance into most medical schools. All students who plan to enter medical school next fall, either at the University of Kansas or elsewhere should arrange to take it now, since it will not be given again this year. A fee of one dollar will be collected from each student taking the test. PARKE WOODARD. QUILL CLUB: At the regular meeting of Quill club, today at 8 in the rest room of central Administration building, Professor Crafton will read "The Jest." All members will please be prompt. HARRIETTE SHERWOOD, President. SCHOOL OF LAW: STEEL KEY: In the First Year Court: The case of Ima Closemouth vs. I. Tellall. Action by a client against his attorney at law for the attorney's act of making public certain facts concerning the private life of the client. Argument on demurrow to the petition. Hearing in the Court room, Green hall, tomorrow afternoon at 2:30, before Rowe, Lehman, JJ, Menghini, C. O of counsel for the plaintiff, Cassy Jones and Norman Jonas; for the defense, Cassy Jones. A GLEWWOOD GILLIARD. Clerk of Court. "We find an increasing tendency on the part of college students in this direction; a small minority as yet, who distort the whole picture, and the inevitable result is scathing criticism of them. We know that any critic broad-minded enough to overlook the exception, but must immediately judge the whole by the part. Steel Key will meet this evening in room 102 Marvin hall at 9 p.m. ROBERT M. ARMSTRONG. TAU SIGMA: W. A. A. There will be a Tau Sigma meeting at 8 o'clock tonight. There will be a Tau Sigma meeting at 8 o'clock tonight. RUTH PYLE, President. W A L Y. W. C. A. CABINET; The Hockey Feed will be held tomorrow at 6 o'clock at Broadview Inn—price, thirty-five cents. All W. A. A. members and non-members who played in the hockey tournament are invited. Make reservations at the gymnasium immediately. MARY ELIZABETH EDIE, President. JAY JANES: The Advisery board will entertain the Cabinet, Thursday, 6:00 p.m. at the home of Mrs. C. M. Baker, 1855 Mississippi. There will be a meeting tomorrow at 4:30 in room 216 Administration building. Don't forget the bell. JESSAMINE JACKSON, President. WOMEN'S HOUSE PRESIDENTS' ASSOCIATION: "But what is more relevant and more pertinent is the fact that these journals and films are a source of inspiration to millions of growing youngsters whose minds, yet in a formative state, were exposed to these harmful sources to a state where cheap sensationalism of the sort portrayed by them is appealing. There will be a meeting of the Women's House Presidents' association to morrow afternoon at 4:30 in 163 Administration building. raise your hand to scratch your head, don't do it so dramatically that I think you want to talk." The class room was cold—very cold, "Professor Kistler," asked the gentle- man from the center seat on the front row, "can I close some windows? —I haven't put on my long ones yet." "Hand in hand with these gospels of the times go the movies with the eulogization of all that is undesirable in society; the modern gangster; the false presentation of college life with all the 'rah rah' element so false to the real aims and purposes of modern education. Our Contemporaries "We are living in an era of sensationalism when our attention is daily being drawn to details of sorid crimes and nasalizing mercenaryism; the daily newspapers are succumbing more and more to this seemingly modern evil. The penny horrible of a few decades ago has given place to a more insidious and more far reaching influence, the yellow tabloids. The following was picked up from the Daily, Canada's best college daily. SENSATIONALISM LOBERTA BRABANT, President "College students as a unit should blackball all newspapers and films of the type that go out of their way to present a distorted picture of college life. This attitude if adopted would reinforce to reinstate college life, in general, in the high standing it deserves in the community."—Daily Texan. that college life has long since left behind as more rational centers is still used in this campaign toward sensationalism. BACK TO THE FARM More than 600,000 farm youths who have reached that "on their own" stage are starting out on American farms this year. They are marrying, setting up households, starting families and beginning to establish themselves as adults. They are one form farm crop that cannot be played under. Normally, non-farm life would take in one-third of this group, but the cities cannot abstorge the "surplus," they have problems in the shepherding of their own youth. Will these 600,000 make a go of it? You bet they will! They are young and ambitious, they won't have family burdens or overhead expenses, and they will undoubtedly profit from the mistakes that have been made by the farmers in the past ten years. It will make life harder for the older farmers, but the youngsters who know what they about will get along in farm-terrace settings, or thirty years ago. This youngest generation of farmers has the technological and scientific knowledge and equipment for successful farming. Many college students will be among this group of 600,000, most of whom are graduates of agricultural schools and a few, to escape the harsh routine of a farm. They can seek freedom and liberty in being their own "boss."—California Daily Bruin. Rifle Team Again at Practice Candidates for both the women's and the men's rifle teams are renewing their work at the rifle range this week in preparation for the annual Members for the women's team will be chosen during the Christmas holidays, but the men's team will not be announced until later in January. His suit had just arrived at the Express Office. it came C. O. D . . . which, in this case, meant "crash on delivery" for even the expressman snickered. When you are approached by a pleasant out of town salesman with a long distance tape measure, please remember that the one reason we do not deal in the same grade of clothing is that we are living in the same city and that we have great respect for our town and its townsmen. You can't do better out of Lawrence. Any clothier in town can prove that to you. Griffon Suits and Obercoats. Tuxedo Suits now selling. - Don't let "recurring" dentures deceive you of your normal bite. 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