PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1933 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ARNOLD KRETZMANN Associate Editors James Patterson Marquaret Mellot IANAGING EDITOR CHILES COLEMAN Campus Editor Dennis Landl South Carolina Joe South Sports Editor Them Lee Night Editor Caitlin Owlet California Glenn Cullen Alumni Editor Loren Miller Maryland Editor Marcia Miller Advertising Manager Clearence K. Mundie Circulation Manager Murray Denty Margaret Green Dorothy Smith Arnold Kretmann Paul Woodmancee Virill Parker Colleen Clemens Maureen Rice Jimmy Patterson Vernice Dale Virill Parker Vendors Business Office K.D. 66 Clerk K.D. 66 Night Connection Business Office 2701K R Night Connection Business Office 2701K R Published in the afternoon of Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and on Monday morning, the journal is published by students in the department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the Press of the University of Kansas. Subscription price, per year. $30.00 cash in payment. $8.25 on payments. Single enquiries, beach. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1933 Entered as second class matter, September 17, 1918, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas ATTENDING THE GAME AND NOT SEEING IT The day dawned bright and clear. The air was warmed by a brilliantly glowing sun. Excitement was running high, for the Jayhawk was playing the Wildcat and the winner would be acclaimed the mythical champion of Kansas and gain a notch in the Big Six conference race. Dope pointed slightly to a Jayhawk victory. The students were advised to come early and avoid the rush at the gate. Those who heeded the advice not only avoided the rush but enjoyed an extra half hour in the health-giving rays of "Old Sol." By the end of the first half many had lost interest in the game and by the end of the third quarter many didn't care who won, with the possible exception of those possessing a pair of dark glasses. Kansas was on the short end of the score when the final gun sounded, but it mattered little, for the loyal supporters of the team couldn't see what was happening anyway. PATERNAL GOVERNMENT An unobtrusive news story apearing on the back page of a metropolitan paper last week said in effect that the federal government is spending approximately $1,000 a year on each of the 300,000 young men in the Civilian Conservation Corps. This is a commendable project, for it takes men from the bread lines, the rods and the roads and puts them into useful employment. They are at the same time building healthy bodies and earning much-needed money for their dependents. But there is another class of young people who need help and are just as much entitled to it as the young men in the C.C.C. They are the college graduates of 1931, 1932, and 1933 who have been unable to find jobs, and the graduates of earlier years who perhaps had jobs and lost them. Many of these admirable young men and women are back in school trying to improve themselves so that they may be better fitted for whatever position they may have in the future. Not a few are having a desperate time staying in college. Here, it would seem, is a deserving group of young men and women. They are making the best of a difficult situation, offering no menace to society, but quietly preparing themselves for the future when times are better. But because they are acting so sane it is not likely that the federal government will ever realize that they need help. For many of the self-supporting students the battle to remain in school is a constant torment. No course offers them as difficult a problem as that of how they are to pay the week's rent. Study competes with worry in the mind of the undergraduate. As long as the President is helping one class of young men, why should he not lend a hand to deserving students who are fighting their way to stay in school rather than quitting in despair, and adding one more to the ranks of unemployed? In aiding young men and women to continue their education through some sort of student loan fund, the Government would not only be helping the employment situation, but it would be insuring a competent group of future citizens and leaders. PETER PAN'S "SISTER" For all who, in younger days, read and loved the story of Peter Pan, "Mary Rose," the play being presented this week by the Kansas Players, brings a chance to return, in imagination, to carefree childhood and to spend a few hours far away from a world which contains political parties, mid-semen tests, and Hitler. As a representative play by the great English playwright, James Matthew Barrie, "Mary Rose" is of interest to those who enjoy the best of contemporary drama. And as a delightful fantasy combining rich imagination, the beauty of childhood, and rare dramatic art, "Mary Rose" will offer to all who are not entirely grown up a few hours in a make-believe world. BUSSES TO THE HILL With the substitution of the bus for the street car—"Toonerville trolley" as it was known to many students—the transportation facilities from town to the Hill have completed their third step of modernization. When the horse-cars were introduced to Lawrence the early students of the University felt that they had acquired a worthwhile luxury, since they now had another means of getting up the Hill besides climbing it on foot. Only a few wealthy students could afford to hire a carriage; therefore these street cars pulled by horses were indeed welcome. The next conveyance was the electric street car or trolley with which we are all familiar. It was a much faster and more reliable means of getting up the Hill, and although it has been ridiculed in the past few years it served its purpose and could always be depended upon. One of the biggest objections to the street car which the bus will eliminate is the nuisance of having tracks cutting up the middle of the not-too-wide streets. The buses are also more comfortable to ride, and although their route is practically the same as that of the street car, they are more convenient for some of the students Busses are a definite improvement, everyone will agree. But what, the foresighted student wonders, will be the next means of transportation up the Hill? Escalators would be swell. Campus Opinion With the few facts about Russia which were presented by a recent convoction speaker I can in no way disagree. He has been in Russia; I have not. I think you will agree with me, however, that no matter what a man's station in life, whether he be an out-utmost scientist or just a politician, when he is on trial, must first examine his assumptions and make sure that his logic is sound. Editor Daily Kansan; The speaker mentioned made the statement that when compared with the backward Russia of the Czars modern Soviet Russia unquestionably shows great progress. 'A' few minutes later, however, this progress was entirely forgotten and Socialism in general, especially in the past, was condemned because of the fact that several million people in Russia are on the verge of starvation. Now, in the first place, the speaker mae the faulty assumption that Soviet Russia is the embodiment of the socialist ideal. No intelligent Socialist would do so. In the second place, he forgot to mention the other side of the story. It is certainly a very unfortunate situation since seven million people of a nation and having been nation lacks food, but it is inexcusable when in our own great nation where we have "rugged individualism", rampant capitalism, millions of people are going without enough to eat and to wear and are living in filthy slums, at OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Lieutenant E. H. Coe will speak on "Navigation Charts for Long Distance Air Flights," at a regular meeting of the A.S.C.E Thursday evening, Nov. 2, at 7:30 o'clock. Everyone invited. The meeting will be held in room 210 Marvin hall A. S. C. E.: Wednesday, Nov. 1, 1933 Vol. XXXI CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION No. 34 dates due at Charleston's Office at 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. on April fifteenth publication day and 11:28 a.m. to 4:30 m., Saturday for Sunday leaves. The Christian Science organization will meet Thursday afternoon at 4:30 in Myers hall, Room C. Everyone interested is cordially invited. FENCING TOURNAMENT: There will be a short meeting of the Fencing club on Thursday, Nov. 2, in room 202 of Robinson gymnasium. A final discussion of the tournament to be held the same evening at 7 o'clock will take place. Match assignments will be distributed. Members will please attend, and arrive by 6:45 if possible. FRESHMEN ELECTION: All petitions for offices in the freshman class must be turned in by Monday, Nov. 6. LLOYD METZLER, Chairman Election Committee. KAYHAWK CLUB There will be an official meeting of the Kayhawk club Thursday night at 8 o'clock in the basement of the Memorial Union building. All non-fraternity freshmen are especially urged to attend. ED. THOMAS, Vice President. MID-WEEK VARSITY: The regular mid-week varsity will be held from 7 to 8 tonight at the Memorial Union building. OZWIN RUTLEDGE, Manager. Pi Lambda Theta will hold pledge services Thursday afternoon at 4:30 in room 116 Fraser. Women to be pledged meet in room 103 Fraser. PL LAMBDA THETA; ONA MAE LARNER, Secretary. A Scabbard and Blade mixer for all juniors and seniors in Military Science, both Engineers and Coast Artillery, will be held Thursday, Nov. 2, at 7:15 p.m. in Marvin hall auditorium. ARTHUR E. INMAN, President. A meeting will be held this evening at 8:15 in room 222 Administration building to report on the decision of the committee concerning the cooperative plan of production. Other business concerning social affairs will come up. Please come; the meeting will not last over 30 minutes. SELF-SUPPORTING STUDENTS: TAU BETA PI: L. WRAY CHOATE, President. the same time that our warehouses are filled to overflowing with all the necessities of life for everyone. It also seemed deplorable to the speaker that the children of Russia do not study Platonic theories of government. Isn't this fact only natural? Do the public school children of the United States of America study the contributions of Karl Marx to social and governmental theory?—M.G.M. HOWARD OLIPHANT, President. PLAIN TALES from the HILL Mr. Nelson in an English Literature class; "What was the cause of the great change in Coleridge's life?" Young man in the back of the room: "Didn't he go into mental decay after he got married?" Can you imagine a student being so intent on his work that he could fail to realize that he was on fire? We can't—but it happened! A student in bacteriology glanced over his shoulder in lab the other day and noticed with wide-eye horror that one of his mates was working away busily with his hair on fire. "Hey, Jack, your hair is on fire," cried the. student. The startled victim of a Bursen burner jumped up excitedly and beat out the conflagration with his hands. Was his head red? It was 1:15 Sunday noon, and the Sigma Chi's waited impatiently for the signal to enter the dining room. All of the guests had assembled except one senior and the Pi Phi "light-of-this-life" Minutes passed, and the hearty fraternity lads grew perceptibly hungry-looking. The other morning the law students were giving the passers-by the usual cheerlewelcome when suddenly into their midst stalked six dogs of various breeds and degrees of cleanliness. Dogs either learn fast or they had been watching the "laws" for a long time because the canine visitors walked up the steps in the best law school manner. When they reached the top they turned around in a body and gave three rapid barks just as a selfconscious young couple walked by. The noble "law mouths" fell open and all these usually articulate young men seemed more than a trifle stunned to see that canine intelligence had so soon mastered their chief accomplishment. Suddenly a freshman conceived an idea which sent him scurrying to the second floor. He was right. Ned was bed, and sleeping; ah so peacefully! 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