PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE. KANSAS TUESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1933 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ARNOLD KRETZMANN Associate Editors James Patterson Margaret Mellott MANAGING EDITOR CHILDS COLEMAN Campus Editor Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Kathleen Editor Catherine Gleichman Catherine Gleichman Alumni Editor Louise Miller Maryson Miller Marynard Group Marine Management Coles Cullen Coles Columbus Armand Erickson Jimmy Patterson Frank Lester Fred Woodmosee Virgil Parker Advertising Manager Charnier E. Mundi Michael W. McCormack Business Office KIJ. KK 66 Business Office KIJ. KK 67 Night Connection, Business Office 201K5 Night Connection, Business Office 201K5 Published in the afternoon of Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday and on Sunday morning. Presented at recent dents in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the Press of the University of Kansas. Entered as the second class matter, September 17, 1910; at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas Subscription price, per year. $0.00 each I advance. $2.50 on payments. Single copies, 5. packs. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1933 A WORTHY MEMORIAL Since the days of the pharaohs it has been a natural and laudable desire for men to wish to perpetuate his name or his family's. The massive, unemotional pyramids express the selfish or egotic side of this ambition, for the giant Egyptian tombs were built with sweat and blood of millions of men The L. N. Lewis bequest to the University is an expression in memorials at the other extreme. This bequest will be used for the good of man rather than at his expense. Only a few alternatives are offered those who would give money for the improvement of society. A gift to a public institution such as a university stands among the really worthy memorials. As his memorial, Mr. Lewis has willed that the University is eventually to receive a large sum, in memory of Alexander and Mary Frances Lewis, the donor's father and mother. Although the medium is different, the spiritual beauty of this gift is as inspiring as the minaret spires of the Taj Mahal—another memorial. A LULL IN THE STORM A temporary truce between the bandsmen and the University authorities has ended hostilities for the time being. It has been rather a nice sort of war up to the present, with both sides acting with all of the chivalry of a medieval tournament. In this controversy the musicians have conducted themselves with a surprising amount of decorum. A factor that seldom characterizes student "revolts." Now that the authorities have acceded to three of their six demands, the bandsmen have sensibly decided to "go back to the mines" pending the outcome of the University Senate meeting in November. Whatever the success or failure of the musicians' platform, they will win or lose their points with a clean record. The charge will never be laid against them that they took unfair advantage of their situation. RECOGNIZING RUSSIA The proposed recognition of Soviet Russia by the United States is another definite step forward by the Roosevelt administration. The President's invitation to Russia to negotiate for Russian recognition, although somewhat tardy, was apparently met with enthusiasm by the people of the Soviet Union. This proposal seems to have everything in its favor. The Russian government has been in existence long enough to prove its soundness. Russiain industry, which before the war was in a medieval stage, has developed until today industrial Russia rivals any country. Recognition of Russia will increase United States exports and at the same time increase Russian trade. This has already been seen; as soon as the news of the proposed recognition was released, Wall Street banks prepared to make loans to Amtorg, the Russian trading agency. Recognition of Russia will encourage world peace. With Russia trade and sympathy at its disposal the United States will be less dependent on German trade. Putting the United States on friendly terms with Russia after 16 years of steadfast refusal in Washington to recognize that country should have a salutary effect on both national and international affairs. A NEW DAY BREAKING Back in 1516 Sir Thomas More's book, "Utopia," predicted the four-hour day. Now, some four hundred years later, that dream is in a fair way to being realized . Machines and labor-saving inventions have freed man from the necessity of continually toiling to produce enough of the world's goods. In fact, our economic ills are the result of overproduction—the unemployed go hungry in a world bulging with food. Centuries ago, ten men would have had to labor from sun-up to sun-down to wrench from the soil a bare sustenance. Now, one man can produce enough to feed and clothe the other nine. The remaining nine thus liberated may turn their hands toward the things which are of lesser importance but which make this world a more pleasant place in which to live. Many men are now available to raise the cultural progress of mankind to somewhere near the same level of the material progress. In the fields of painting, music, literature, sculpture, and architecture, they have soil waiting to be tilled. Releasing men from the plow and the machine lever will be a great step in the progress of civilization, if these men can find just compensation for their work in the several arts. Campus Opinion Editor Daily Kansay: After the highly informative and controversial article by L.W.C. in the Kansan Campus Opinion column, we may inform you that future such informative articles as: Joe College came over yesterday to read the Ballyhoo, but for some unknown reason roused Rover's ire, who promptly attached himself to Joe's heel. After treating Rover for acute indigestion, we retreated to the talkie auditorium; passing an enjoyable afternoon munching popcorn. I always had a hazy notion that the purpose of the Campus Opinion column was to give an opportunity for the members of the faculty and student body to present and discuss problems of interest to the members of the "Hill." Will the editor be so kind as to set us straight? M. C. Editor Daily Kansan: Now that everyone else is gripping about something let's turn our attention to the swell football programs we are having thrown at us. I am all for the programs and think they are great, except the last one put out here was a great flop as far as getting your well-known money's worth. Our Jayhawk Gridirator was 16 pages for the sum of 25 cents. At the Creighton game, their program exactly the same size, was only 24 pages and sold for ten cents; increase in size of 50 per cent over the Gridirator and only two-fifths the price. Well, that isn't so bad, but now compare that same Jayhawk Gridirator with the souvenir program put out by the Kansas State boys for their team. Nebraska. This program only had 64 pages and sold for a quarter. Just exactly four times as many pages for the same price, and not only four times as many pages, but the pages were even larger, approximately twice as large. Thus the Kansas State boys are putting out or did put out a program with approximately eight times as much money as we get as we get when we buy the Gristler. Now those in favor of our present hand-bill programs will point out the fine paper upon which they're printed, and the quality of the write-ups and the general tone of pictures and make up. Well, even such an unofficial observer as myself in comparing the Griderstater Kansas State souvenir program,ouled the paper was the same and that the Kansas State write-ups and pictures, etc.,were at least equal if not better than those of the Griderstater. Now the local boy will bark about advertising; Either they don't want too much advertising, or else they can't get OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXXL Notices due at Chancellor's Office at 11 a.m. on regular afternoon publication days and 11:30 a.m. s. m. Saturday for Sunday issues. Districts I and III of the Co-Ed club will have a wiener roast Wednesday evening at Potter's Lake, at 5:30. For reservations call either Lily Checkla, phone 2986, or Dorothea Sanders, phone 950, before moon Wednesday. Bring a time. **ILLY CHECKLA**, DOROTIHEA SANDERS. **CO-ED CLUB**. No. 28 Tuesday. Oct. 24. 1933 Tuesday, Dec. 24, 1933 CO-FED CLUB, DISTRICTS I and II; GROUP IV, CO-ED CLUB: Group IV of the Co-Ed club will hold a wiener roast Thursday, Oct. 28. Those wishing to attend please call Catherine Siebers (1486) before Thursday noon. Be sure to bring a dine. MARY RUDIGER K. A. C. E.: The Kansas Association of Chemical Engineers will hold a meeting Thursday evening at 7:30 in room 101 Chemistry building, Professor Cady will speak Refreshments will be served. ALBERT COOK, Secretary. K. U. AERONAUTICAL CLUB: The K. U. Aeronautical club will hold its regular bi-weekly meeting this evening at 7:30 o'clock in room 116 Marvin hall. All those interested are invited. TED DOWNS, Secretary. LE CERCLE FRANCAIS: Le Carte Francais se reunira mercredi a quatre heures et demie dans la salle 306 Fraser hall. Tous ceux qui parient sont invites, LITTLE SYMPHONY: It happened the other day in a fra- Since the auditorium will be used for other purposes on Wednesday there will be no regular rehearsal of the orchestra, but instead, a string rehearsal will be held in room 304 Administration building, at 3:30 Wednesday afternoon. KARL O. SAUWERTHAMMER MACDOWELL: There will be a meeting of MacDowell this evening at 8 o'clock. A short business meeting will be held. All members are urged to be present. QUACK CLUB: Quack club picnic and initiation is postponed to Wednesday, Nov 1. There will be a swimming meeting tomorrow evening at 8:15. Please bring your dues. SELF-SUPPORTING STUDENTS ASSOCIATION, and SELF-SUPPORTING STUDENTS OUT OF WORK; SIGMA TAU: Come to a meeting of the Association Thursday evening at 8 o'clock in room 222 Central Administration building. A new idea will be presented to keep us in school. Please come—we need your assistance. This is the regular monthly meeting of the Association. L. WRAY CHOATE, President. There will be a meeting of Sigma Tau tonight at 8:30. Election of new mem- bers. ... FRED W. EFP, President. STEEL KEY: There will be an important meeting tonight at 9 o'clock in room 206 Marvin hall. ROBERT M. ARMSTIJNG. TALK ON FRESHMAN LITERATURE: Y. W. C. A. SOCIAL COMMITTEE: Miss Cora Dolbee will speak on "James Matthew Barrie" Thursday, at 4:30 p.m. in room 205 Fraser. NELLIE BARNES. There will be an important meeting of the Y. W. Social committee at 4:30 Wednesday afternoon. All members of the committee are urged to come. CHARLAINE ARMSTRONG, Chairman. TAU SIGMA: on. And the pride of the versification class said, "That's double rhythm but I think it should be triple." Professor Hopkins was explaining double and triple rhythm in verse together with the use of the imagination. Triple rhythm, he said moves faster and with more gaiety than double rhythm. it, and anyone can answer these wails. If they don't want the advertising, why don't they, and if they would get it, they could get it if they would put out a larger, better program so that the purchaser would be willing to buy it without knowing that he was actually being robbed. Let's quit robbing the fans and give them at least a 15 cent program for their quarter. "Test your ears on this poem and see if the rhythm is suitable: "..." There will be a meeting of Tau Sigma at 8 o'clock this evening. RUTH PYLE, President. His eyes were jade, her neck was like a swan, And that the neck I do my necking PLAIN TALES from the HILL Two Kappas were in deep thought "I can't do it," said one. "It can't be done," announced the other. "I got it," shouted the first, and she dashed for the 'phone. "Hello, Joe, this is so and so. Say, J-o-e-e, would you write my philosophy of life for me?" "If you haven't a date by 9 o'clock, you probably won't have one by 10 o'clock, so what is the advantage of the longer library hours?" asks one of our "socially-minded" freshmen. The young man walked briskly, one arm heavy with books, and his other hand swinging a cane. In the midst of a deft manweaver of the stick, one of the books slipped and lay with its contents scattered on the sidewalk. He stopped and leaned over, attempting to grasp the book in the already loaded hand. The cane he kept tightly clutched in the other hand. Failing, he stooped again, but as his hand neared the ground the other books began to slip. Still he held the stick. Finally in desolation he dropped all the books to the ground, piled them up, and by careful balancing managed to heave them to his arm again. With the cane still clutched in his right hand, he strode rapidly away. It is gratifying to be a law senior on a crisp October morning. And that's the neck I do my necking on." "Her eyes were jade, her neck was like a swan ternity house. A freshman was brushing his teeth in the bathroom when an active walked in, picked up a tooth brush from the window sill, and inquired as to its owner. On finding out no information, he decided to use the brush. The astonished pledge could only watch him in silence. After finishing the job, the active announced that he liked the tooth brush and believed he would keep it. He left the pledge open-mouthed, still ignorant of the fact that the upperclassman had left his brush there the day before. A student in one of the education classes was considerably gipped the other day because he got up at 5:30 a.m. to study for a quiz which had been announced a few days before and then the professor did not give the examination. But good heavens! Isn't hat college? Varvel Talks at Colloquium At the meeting of the Psychology Colloquium held yesterday afternoon, Walter Varvel talked on "A Study of Memory for Finished and Interrupted Tasks", from a master's thesis. WEDNESDAY SPECIAL Learn to Dance Spare Ribs and Sauer Krau Steak Meat Pie Potatoes Choice of 3 Vegetables Bread and Butter Dessert Milk, Tea or Coffee Lessons in Ballroom Dancing Special attention given beginners MARION RICE DANCE STUDIO N. Y. Cleaners Bldge, 024 Mass WHERE STUDENTS MEET 25c DICKINSON Today - Tomorrow - Thursday COLLEEN MOORE SPENCER TRACY "The POWER and the GLORY" at the Another Liberty 4-Star Picture CAFETERIA Prices—10c - 15c till 7 10c - 25c after 7 ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR when you find him reading your Kansan if he wouldn't find one of his own more satisfactory. Want Ads twenty-five words or less; 1 lesson; threeteen words or less; 2 lessons; twelve weeks or less; 3 lessons; prompts WANT ADS ARE ACCOMPANIED BY CASH. ACCOMPANIED BY CASH. WRIST WATCH - Lost. White gold with a fine chain band. Reward. Finder please call Doris Lee Clay, phone 2670 W. —30 WANTED: 30 men to work at the K. U. football games. See Harry Levine between 3:30 and 4:30 at 1215 Oread. —31 EXPERT TYPING: Student manu- scripts and class papers typed, A-1 quality, low cost, prompt service. Call Pau Wickes, Phone 1248, Typing called for and delivered. —55 LAUNDRY WANTED: 25 Ibs rough dry 149, family finish 162 a pound, shirts 18 cea; call for and delivered. K. U. laundry. Phone 2333W. —31. WANTED: Women student or business woman to share room. Room is well furnished and clean. Without additional charge a completely furnished kitchen if desired. 124 W. 13th. Phone 3105M. APPAENTMENT or rooms for rent; mod- apern, well-furnished. Will accom- date 2 or 4. Reduced rates. 1131 Tenn. street. —30 WANTED: Several loads dirt dree. See or phone Mr. Graves at Kausan business office, phone K. 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