PAGE FOUR UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS THURSDAY, MAY 25, 1933 Big Six Athletic Officials Announce Grid Schedule Missouri and Nebraska to Open Conference Season Oct.13,1934 Athletic officials of the Big Six have announced the schedule of conference football games which are to be played in 1934. The schedule follows: The schedule follows: Oct. 13, Missouri vs. Nebraska, at Lin- in Oct. 20, Kansas vs Kansas State, at Man- hattan. Missouri vs. Iowa State, at Colum- bria. Nebraska vs. Oklahoma, at Alma- Oct. 27, Kansas vs. Oklahoma, at Law- ton State vs. Nebraska, at LA- winton Nov. 3 Kansas vs. Iowa State at Ames. Missouri vs. Oklahoma, at Col- umbus Nov. 10, Kansas State vs. Missouri, at Manhattan. Iowa State vs. Oklahoma, at Aurora. Nov. 17, Kansas vs. Nebraska at Law- rence. State vs. Oklahoma, at Kansas. Nov. 24 Iowa State vs. Kansas State, a Merritt Nov. 29. Kansas vs. Missouri, at Column bia. Kansas State vs. Nebraska, at Linein. Men's Intramurals Ashley Wins Golf Title Austin Is Open Tennis Victor Ed Ashley, Sigma Nu, won from Sigma Chi, in the final of inter-organization golf tournament, 4-3. In the semi-finals Quigley won from Griffith, Phil Dhi, 4-2, and Ashley won from Ned Embury, Sigma Chi, one up. After playing 18 holes on the Hillview course, Ashley and Embury had to play 9 extra shots off a tie. This was one of the longest ex-tour-hole matches played on local courses. Austin Is Open Tennis Victor In the final of the open tennis singles Austin won from Curry, who had pre- viously won his way to the final by de- feging Hill. Austin went to the final by winning over Graw. In the open tennis doubles Curry-Murphy will play Hill and Austin. Dodge-Morton, Beta, won from Kiel-Grimes, Kappa Sig, in the semi-finals of the inter-organization handball doubles, and will play the winner of the Hess-Chambers, Phi Delt, Morrison-Leidig, Kappa Sig, match. The first match in the semi-final of the horseshoe songs resulted in Morgan, Beta, winning from Berry, Theta Tau. Morgan will play the winner of the Greenleaf, Beta-Dovorak, Acacia, match in the finals. Curry, Delta Chi, has also reached the finals of the inter-organization tennis singles by defeating Wilson, Sigma Chi. He will play the winner of the N. Ashley, Sigma Nu-Dodge, Beta, match. In the open handball singles Hill won from Hitcheck and will play Sears or Reynolds in the final. Cutip and Kearn won from Hodson and Hill in the semi-finals of the open handball doubles by a forfeit. They will play Brazil and Reynolds, who won from Peters and Hoover, in the final. Y. M. C. A. Meets Last Time The cabinet of the Y. W. C. A. had its last meeting of the year this afternoon at 4:30 at Henley house. Prehistoric Creatures Come to Life at International Exposition in Chicago This May Revolutionize the Air Industry Did you ever wiggle your ears at a dinosaur or make a face at a petrodect? What would you do if you were in the jungles 10,000 centuries ago? Gradually the stars of a night millions of years ago fade and the dawn comes over the horizon. The jungle stirs. A bird twitters. Big beats beats begin to move, then come to life. Immense hulks of animals stand casting their beady eyes around looking for possible prey. Occasionally licking their lips with a three foot tongue in anticipation of a meal. Books on good manners are silent on how to acknowledge an introduction to a dinosaur, although most people would probably consider the advice, "Run, don't walk, to the nearest exit," to be very sensible. Unfortunately, dinosaur etiquette dictates that you do otherwise. Historic Montreal Church Burns When meeting a dinosaur face to face, you act the same as when introduced to a lady. Tip your hat. The only difference is, that if you do not tip your hat to the lady she will overlook the discourtesy, but if you are impolite to the dinosaur, he does not overlook it. He makes a sound between a roar and a grunt, arches a 20 foot neck in a sweeping curve and snatches the offending chapeau from your head. He then holds it out of reach until you apologize, and with a wide toothed grin claps it on your pate. Firemen are seen directing streams of water into the flaming roof of the historic St. Jacques Mourne church, Montreal's oldest and most famous religious edifice, during the fire that nearly ruined a beautiful structure into a massive carriage while nearly 2,000 worshippers were standing mass, but all escaped. A shovel jawed elephant stands gazing off into space. Nearby, a ground sloth-monkey nine feet tail struggles valiantly to extract itself from the asphalt pit into which it is sinking. On the bank, watching the sloth with greedy eyes is a snarling saber tooth tiger, waiting, just waiting. In a great amphitheater, jungle creatures thrash about in the swamps. Nearby a vicious gorilla nine feet in length, swings his body to and fro, opens and closes his hands and gazes about. In a tall tree a baby gorilla swings back an elephant beneath him swings his trunk as if smelling the air for danger. In the air a great flying reptile looks down upon the scene as it soars through the hot atmosphere. Off to one side two prehistoric reptiles are locked in mortal combat. The loser must die, there is no quarter asked o given in the jungle battles. given in the jungle battles. This misgled creature which insists on good manners, and scores of others which trod this earth one million years ago will be awaiting you if you visit Chicago's Century of Progress. A glimpse into a vanished world has been created by Messmore and Damon, producers of animated mechanical displays and shows the ingenuity of man in reproducing by purely mechanical means these lifelike actions. Animals that the men have never seen in the flesh. Each giant specimen in this display looks alive, acts alive and sounds real. Animals are nothing more than jointed steel frames by natural hair and moved by a maze of cares and wheels. All of which explains why you had better remove your hat when you meet someone. For a bidden man operating the animals by remote control might see your Banana Split, 15c For your next visit at the Sub-Basement, Memorial Union gaze of astonishment and give you an additional thrill just for luck. Union Fountain WOMEN'S PLAIN WHITE KID Seamless Pumps For Commencement He presses a button and the beast's eyes blink in anger. He presses another and the cruel mouth twitches. Still another button actuates the neck fourth turns on the sound as the snake-like head swears toward your hat. 745 Mass. The only theatre in town cooled by refrigeration TONITE - TOMORROW - SAT. DICKINSON At this comedy where the women are the traveling salesmen and the men are the farmers daughters. 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