2.6 Order Your Full Dress Suit of Clifton T. Hiatt. OFFICE: He will save you money and give you entire satisfaction. 924 Mass. St. Phone Red 160. We want 1,000 NEW SUBSCRIBERS and in order to get them we will send The Kansan to any subscriber for the rest of this year for 75 cents Leave your subscription with any member of the board Frisco Holiday Rates Tickets on Sale FARE AND ONE-THIRD FOR ROUND TRIP Tickets on Sale December 22, 23, 24, 25, 30 and 31, and January 1, between all points on Frisco West of Mississippi River, and to points on their lines in Missouri, Kansas, Arkansa, Oklahoma. Indian Territory and Texas. Return limit Jan. 4, 1906. To the Southeast. To pounts in Tennessee, Mississippi Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Florida North and South Carolina and Virginia. Tickets on Sale December 21, 22 and 23. Return limit 30 days. Winter Tourist Tickets. To Florida and Cuba, at slightly higher rates, good to return until June 1, 1906, are on sale daily. Through sleeper daily Kansas City to Jacksonville, Florida. A. Hilton, Gen'l Passenger Agent, St. Louis, Mo. J. C. Lovren, Ass't Gen'l Passenger Agent, Kansas City, Mo. WANTED 999 Boys and girls to eat genuine Mexican Chili at Ewing's. NORTH OF WATKINS BANK. NORTH OF WATKINS BANK. OREAD SIGHTS AND SOUNDS There was a young girl nam'd Louise, Who always endeavored to please; She'd simper and giggle, 'All over she'd wiggle, Then cough, and end up with a sneeze. Miss Alma Manley, '08, was the hostess at a house party given at her home in Junction City during the vacation. Run if you're far off, Walk if you're near Enjoy yourself if you're close by here. Where? The County Fair. The Clay County Club will play the Clay County High school football team during the Christmas holidays. President Henry Churchill King, of Oberlin College, will deliver the baccalaureate sermon at the University of Kansas next June. Remember, Remember, the ninth of December, At Snow Hall,-Y. W. Fair. I see no reason it should'nt be treason. If anyone fails to be there. Miss Pearl Smith, who took music here last year, is visiting University friends for a few days. She is now teaching music at Winchester. The May Music Festival committee of the University of Kansas has commenced preparations for the big annual musical event next May at the University. Prof. in zoo—"Where does a snake's tail begin?" The title of one of the papers at the recent meeting of the Kansas Academy of Science at the University of Kansas, was: "On Haliptidae, Dytiscidae, Gyrinidae, Hydrophilidae, Elasticidae and Ptinidae of Kansas." FRISCO SYSTEM When the other instructors of the law school were given blackboards on which to illustrate their law points, the workmen came into "Uncle Jimmy's" room to install one, when the dean said, "did you realize this isn't a district school." Student—"Why, 'er right behind its ears." A. HILTON, Gen'l Passenger Ag., St. Louis, Mo. Geology Prof.—“Where is the oil and gas region of Kansas?” Girl—"I live in Kansas City, Mo., and consequently don't know." Round-Trip Homeseekers Tickets at Three-Fourths of the One Way Rates. (Minimum $10.00) The Lowest Rates of the Year To Points in Oklahoma, Indian Territory, Arkansas, Missouri Texas, and Other States. October 3 and 17. November 7 and 21. December 5 and 19. J. C. LOVRIEN, Ass't. Gen'l Passenger Agt. Kansas City, Mo. Basket Ball Prospects. The basket ball men will now step into the limelight. On account of not having enough men eligible, a game with Baker was turned down. There is plenty of new material at hand, but it cannot be made use of until after the first of February. Silver is still holding the fort at center, M. Miller and Winnagle are the only guards developed so far. Davis is having bad luck with his arm. He has suffered a dislocated shoulder three times in the last month and may not be able to play until after Christmas. Barlow and W. Miller are the other forwards. The freshman team has been able to hold its own with the 'Varsity. It is composed of Allen and McCune, forwards, Bergen, center, Johnson, Dahlene, DeWeese or Kirk, guards. Engineers' Banquet. The Engineers will hold their sixth annual banquet Friday evening, December the eighth, at the New Eldridge House. Dean Marvin will act as toast master and among those on the toast list will be Daniel Boutecou, of Kansas City, one of the best known engineers in the middle west; W. J. Squire, the head of the Squire Electric Co. of Kansas City; Dana Templin of the Kansas City, Mexico and Orient R.R. and probably one or two other noted engineers from Topeka and other nearby towns. Chancellor Strong and several of the professors and students will also give brief toasts. Altogether this should be one of the best banquets ever held and every engineer should be present. College Notes. Harvard is putting in a new liquid air plant. Betts Garnsey, '09 Yale Medic is about to be expelled for speculating on football tickets. Glen Haughey, though slightly disabled this fall by two bad ankles, a stiff knee and the loss of one lung, has gained a reputation for being one of the best ends in the state.—Washburn Review. The University of California is building a $100,000 Alumni Hall. Notice. Prof. Floyd McRae will organize a dancing class for students only at Journal hall, Friday night, December 8. Beginners will be delighted with the easy and quick method the professor uses in teaching his classes, and the large number of graceful dancers among his pupils speaks well of his ability as a dancing master. The gas burner under the medical sterilizer on the second floor of Snow Hall 'struck back' Saturday and soon became so hot that a large hole was burned through the floor. The Medics are keeping things hot in Snow Hall from 1 to 6 every day. Prof.J. E. 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