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The editorial staff continues in the dolrums, caused by semester examinations, which went into the third day today, with three more days to go. Editorial writers sit down wearily before battered machines and transfer their jitters to them. The editor has no alternative but to fill the column with this work. Of course, he might write some of the copy himself, but after taking six finds in three days his brain has evidenced in no uncertain terms a belligerent desire to be let strictly alone. And we learned long ago never to quarrel with our brain.
WORMS FOR THE EARLY BIRDS
It is popularly believed that "the early bird gets the worm." Nobody ever said anything about the reward for the bird that gets his sleep. And that is exactly where the old formula falls through—it is a one-sided affair with not a particle of thought for the late birds. As a result, therefore, there is a mad scramble for the unfortunate worms, who have never been advised to remain in their hide-outs until the birds—the early ones—get sleepy and don't care if they have worms for breakfast, or just a vegetarian dinner.
But that is really not the way the old adage is to be interpreted. It really means, "First come, first served." But even under those circumstances there is no reason why some should not sleep late. As a whole, the early bird idea is all nonsense. One may as well sleep late, and take advantage of the opportunities that arrive after the worms are all gone. Not everybody likes worms anyway; and then to top it all off, there is an old proverb that says all things come to him who waits.
Let the early birds get the worms until the worms get wise, but don't let them get grasshoppers and bird-seed too; eat and sleep to your heart's content even if you must use a flash light to find what some term the good things in life.
Hats off to the campus workmen It looks as though we won't have any "Snow" this summer!
"PIPES"
At this same time every year, students start thumbing the pages of the second semester schedules in an attempt to find the so-called "pipe" courses. Every direction you turn you find someone with a suggestion as to an easy course, which incidentally often turns out to be quite the contrary.
Pity the poor senior who has taken all of these suggested courses and now finds himself in the predicament of having no choice in the selection of his studies. He now has to take classes that he has put off with the intention of taking them some semester when his schedule is not so crowded.
In the years to come, he will look back and see that there were no real "pipes," as his grades in these courses will probably show; but not until then will he realize that there "am't no such thing."
--with PAT O'BRIEN
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XIII, October 10, 1923
Monday, 10, 1923
No. 96
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GIVE USTIME
That is the plea so often heard,
Students rush to classes in a constant frenzy try to get in those last-minute assignments and cover the last half of the course in two class periods.
Instructors should realize how much work must be covered during the semester and plan to finish the course a few days before finals. Then the last class periods could be used for brief summaries of the work. In this way the students would have enough time to organize their work systematically. This last-minute cramming far into the night before each final would be unnecessary. There is another point in favor of this plan, too. The students would have an understanding of the course rather than memorizing a few facts for the final.
The Campus Muse
--with PAT O'BRIEN
Across the pale blue greenward
The purple cows are dancing
Crimson gowns
All covered with browns
In moon they're prancin
In English Final
Mr Pope wrote Robert Burns
And don't forget to dot your t,
Writing, writing, writing.
How should I know when he could
Bliss
How should I know when he couldn't tell
That what my neighbor's paper said Was absolutely wrong?
The stars are pickled
In the breeze of the sky
The stars are pickled
And so am I.
The Psvchoanalis
My head is full of triangles.
Isosceles triangles I think.
You do not understand my mind.
Only with rhomboids and sphere.
An Afternoon Class
Why are professors?
And why do they
Talk and talk
The livelong day?
Why I never get a chance
To hardly speak at all.
I've Got It. Too
Spring, spring, beautiful spring.
Is zipping through the air
(and you will knock
Your head off.)
Same Old Blues
The sky in blue
I am too.
And so are you
Boo, boo, boo,
Boo, boo, boo,
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SYNOPSIS
CHAPTER 31. II—Larry Welch, Ivy's abode and the house in which she abplished her wife in July 1976. We met each other in each other. Welch does not see what tells him she is married to Thayer. tells him she is married to Thayer.
CHAPTER I—Anointette Peyton,
Marland, recurrent Tetherman Thayer's
attention to three Tender, and there in a
gracey ending with bitter reocriminations, the
nothing, another student, long Thayer's
another student, long Thayer's
a date with him. Thayer and Vernon
"I'm married to Put," she said quietly, and her cheeks were crimson; "but I've never been his wife."
He drew in his breath sharply. "You—you mean, Tony—"
"Just that, Larry. There has never been anything between Pat and myself except a ceremony."
A great load lifted from the heart of the young man. He dared a question.
Her eyes widened.
And young Mr. Welch threw back his head and smiled.
"Do you love him?"
"I despise him."
"It's true all right enough." Then she lowered her voice. "Can you not hear me?" She asked, when I saw her in his arms? Don't you see how different it is? I imply that she's very hard-working, legally married. That being the case, it isn't exactly fair for you to permit someone else to take over your job.
"Gosh!" he said. "That makes me happy. You told me he was his husband I felt sick all over. Now, it doesn't seem important. Not a bit. Oh! I know我 silly, it looks as if you're insulted if it's true that you hate him."
"Where?"
"Scarcely." A new and square seet came to his jaw. "I'll have to fix things," he said. He was placed on a moment, then binned himself again. "Sit down, then Tony."
"Where?"
"Nashville. When the team went
up to play Vanderbilt."
"No. He had only been in college two months. The whole campus was wild about him. I was a year and a half old. When I arrived from the day he arrived at Marlane the girls were all crazy about him. He seemed to be so sure that he was out for attention—"
up to you rather.
"I see . . . You hadn't known
Thaver very long then."
She nodded.
"When did it happen?"
She answered without turning,
"last year—November, 1027."
She was glad enough to obey. She was glad he took her hand and spoke in a gentle, understanding voice.
"Can you tell me all about it, Tiff?"
She nodded.
"I remember," said Larry grimly. "I sure do!"
"I was flattered. I run around with him a good deal. He took me to lots of dances, . . . , I wasn't with you much then, Larry. You were on the bus that day, pretty hard and you were always making up classes you had missed on ball-tail trips. Anyway, I was just a silly kid. That's why I know how Iyfe feels right now, . . . she regards Pat as my friend; not as an awful; not in love with him nearly so much as she dazzled by his manner and experience.
"Anyway, I know I was flattered by the cause the most picturesque man on the campus had chosen me. I liked to be with him . . , and for a while I was fond of film. He can be pretty charming if you want. Looking at him, it was like it knew inflection with no more depth than the water in a goldfish bowl."
Her voice trailed off, and when he did not speak, she continued.
see through my eyes as they were then, Larry; trying to make you understand me as I was rather than as I am. What the Antoinette Pantheon of November, 1827, did would be imminent. Did it happen in May, 1829? You understand it.
"I'm trying very hard to make you see through my eyes as they were
"Sure. Go ahead."
She down a long breath
"the girls all envolved me. I was very enough to let my best girl get embroidered and then sparing myself at all. And then came the girls with Vandy, I went, and I went."
"You don't know much about that day, Larry, because you were with the team all the time. But we descended on it and went to the game with Pat, and you remember what happened there. Our last minute rally that tied the score. Marland had tied one of the greatest games in history, and done it for the first time in history. It was an intoxication. Everything was wonderful . . . , and now you can get ready to laugh at me. You're going to learn what as Iotam I am."
"Vol," he prompted. "What?" Mr. Larry had responded, as the last two minutes of that football game, Larry. He kept insisting that Marland was going to tie the score and I was going to tie him, so I should try as good bolt by taking a jinx. "I bet we hit or win, said Pat. 'We won't' answered. I know we haven't a chance.' You're not here. We've got a course I said I was. Then he leamed so close that nobody else could hear and whispered to me. 'Let's see how you do.' They didn't as well as good as a tie out of this you're to marry me right after the game." "Don't be silly," I said, and he insisted that no secrets. "And you'd better say why Tory, "Oor--I'll just the whole team."
She looked away, and there was a tremor in her voice.
"You can't understand it now, Larry. There's no use trying to make you understand."
"You don't. You can't. It isn't possible—sitting here in your classroom, looking over a page of the person or the person you know, it can be hard to understand how a kid girl could get drunk with football excitement and not even realize that she ripped. It isn't same. And it isn't reasonable to expect you to understand something which I myself can't understand."
"I do. though."
"Just the same," he said gently, "I do understand."
"I hope so . . . , Anyway, I made the bet. You know what happened after that. We lied the score. Everybody went darty. Then the game ended. And we were out of the crowd. And once we got outside and into a taxi, Put announced that we were going straight to the court house and get a license. At first I thought he was joking, then I saw he was settling down. Then he accused me of being a bad sport.
"I can pretty well summarize what happened then. I relied over to my sister and a friend in the office was gentle and considerate—and firm.
He kept talking about paying my debt, and you can imagine how hard it is for them to get the excitement of the game had thrown me off balance. I retained enough anxiety to strike a bargain with her. She was ready.
He be willing to keep the marriage a secret—and merely a ceremony—until vacation time. I promised him a summer if he did what I wanted. He protested, but finally agreed. . .
She stopped talking. Tary gazed at me.
She stopped talking. Larry gazed
Intently at her averted face.
"And then, Tony?"
"And then, Tony;
"And then," she responded, without turning,
"We were married."
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