TUESDAY, JANUARY 3. 1933 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS WHY PAY MORE? VARSITY X Hurry! Last Times Tonight William Haines Cliff Edwards in "FAST LIFE" Tomorrow - Thursday The Picture Supreme Fannie Hurst's "BACK STREET" Friday-Saturday--- "THE TEXAN" "The Billion Dollar Scandal" Is Coming Prices Mat. and Eve. 10 and 15c WHY PAY MORE? Start the New Year Right Eat Where the Crowd Goes Where the Food Is Excellent On the Hill The Cafeteria --- Nothing is good enough but the best. After College WHAT? Advertising? "PARKING" ideas are the life blood of advertising. That's why advertising men, as well as college men, turn to a pipe. For a good pipe with the right tobacco is more than a man's first step. As for the "right tobacco" — that's the Edgeworth Smoking Tobacco. Just one puff will tell you why. It's that truly individual blend of fine old bureaux—a blend you find only in Edgeworth. Once you try Edgeworth, nothing less will be wanted. 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Schoowo, Ms. Curl Almanico, and committee arranging for the dinner. Kappa Phi to Meet The New Year's meeting of Kappa Phi, Methodist church sorority, to be held this evening at 6:30 o'clock in Myers hall, will take the form of a candle lighting ceremony. Marjorie Kelley will lead the companion for the ceremony. Elizabeth Lewis, c34, will be in charge of the meeting. Announces Engagement Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Pikin of Kasa City, Mo., announced on Christmas day the engagement of their daughter Robert Pikin with a friend of Mr. and Mrs. Rosco Chamberlain, also of Kasa City. The marriage is to be Jan. 14. Miss Pikin was graduated from the University in 1931 and is a member of Kappa Kappa Gamma. The marriage of Virginia Elenner Wilber, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Burton Wilber of Kansas City, Mo. to Howard Grant Torreon on Dec. 16, 2015, will be a former student at the University and is a member of Pi Beta Phi security. Wilber-Torrence ** Dean Robert McNair Davis of the School of Law will speak at the dinner meeting of the Business and Professional Women's club tonight of $30 at the hotel. His subject will be "America's Foreign Policy in the World Court." The Immaculata club, organization of Catholic women, will meet this evening at 7:30 in the parish hall of St. John's Catholic church. Father Michael T. Hoffman, sponsor of the group, will discuss on current problems. There will be a cabinet meeting of Kappa Beta, Christian church sohrity, tonight at 7:30 at the home of Miss Elizabeth Megiaru, of the home economics department, at 1309 Tennessee street. Professor and Mrs. J. W. Twente are entertaining us guests this week: F. R. Twente, Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Neiner-Meyer, Mr. L. Rogers and R. Garson, of Parens. The Inter-Racial group of the W. Y. C. A. will meet Thursday evening at o'clock at Horeley house. Derry Scribner, Doria Rilson, edunure, are in charge. Members of the Alpha Gamma Delta Mothers club will meet at 2:30 pm, at the chapter house tomorrow. They will have a social and business meeting. Louis Siebers and his band will play for the regular midweek variability which will be held from 7 until 8 p.m. toorrow in the Memorial Union. Dinner guests at the Delta Tau Deltu house last night were Mary Newman, Emporia; Neil Kissick, Oksalaola; Iowa; Joe Jeker, Manhattan. Guests at the Kappa Sigma house Sunday were Vigil Gickery, Robinson; Max Coulson, Joplin, Mo; and J. B. Hitt, Hamlin. Mrs. Hershel Underhill will entertain her contract club bridge with a o'clock lunchen Friday at her home, 1714 Mississippi street. G. H. Bramwell of Belleville, and Bob Pice of Linden were dinner guests at the Sigma Chi house last night. Pi Kappa Alpha entertained these guests yesterday: Robert Fulton and Robert Hill, Pittsburg; and Victor Te-garden, Topeka. Margaret Williamson of Independence, Mo., is a guest of Kappa Alpha Theta this week. Fred Daniels, '28, of St. Joseph, Mo. is a guest at the Delta Tau Delta house. Redheads' and heavyweights' absence from a recent dance at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Boston, was probably conspicuous. A chromophometer (scientists) disguise for a color filter was infused into the chromophoto said the coeds' hair was red, the escoe came through with an additional 20 cents. If the machine indicated blond, the charge was 15 cents, and due to the greater number of brunets, the dark maidens could get through for a dime. On Other Hills New York, Jan. 3.—(UP) In the four months since a newspaper discovered, through a press agent, a small room at Columbia University full of charts and statistics, labelled "Technoenergy," the nation's imagination has been stirred by a multitude of articles seeking to explain the "movement." The initial charge for the dance was a penny a pound, or if the date refused to reveal how she stood on the Technocrats Paint Gloomy Picture for Present Economic Structure On the one side, the technocreators appeared to present a gloomy picture of the future of humanity if the economic system under which the world has operated since the dawn of history is continued. On the other they appeared to hold out not only a cure for economic distress, but the hope for a utopia, if— By SIDNEY B. WHIPPLE United Press Correspondent In its early manifestations, technocracy appeared to offer a new system to replace the world's worn-out economic machinery—a system in which nobody would work more than two hours a day. The machinery would be happy and comfortable. Technoacryl, a word coined in 19th by William H. Smyth of Berkeley, Calif., was scarcely known except to a few researchers who described it by some as "a genius at technological figures," and by others as "an economic Ruddy Vale." employed it to propagandize the research system he introduced in that column at Columbia. Later, under the proddings of skeptical economists, the high priests of technology retreated from their post-Communist ideals and nothing but research," and that after the research is completed they "didn't know what could be done with it." In its present form, technocracy offers the following theories, some of which are common knowledge to eon- booof, a flat rate of $1.50 was charged. The 10, 15 and 20-cent charge was a bonus. A new type All-American football team evolved at the University of Southern California when members of The Digma Spha Phi, national journalistic sorority announced the players in an issue of the Daily Trojan. The most outstanding feature of the team is their handsome brutes are equally at home in the parer or on the gridiron, and can wear tuxedos as jasminly shoulder caps. A number of Sooner coeds recently voted their approval of Dutch dates, but at the University of Washington, 21 out of 30 girls interviewed confessed that they often do pay part of the bill when on a date. Members of the Aeronautical Engineering society at Massachusetts Institute of Technology have purchased a German scaring glider and hope to fly it next summer. Members who work a required number of hours on projects of the society will be eligible for training and later will be permitted to fly the glider. A qualified instructor and glider will be provided for training. omists, and some of which they have reduced to "formulae" and couched in language so technical that no layman could hope to understand them; --could help to determine 1. Until about 100 years ago, the world's work was accomplished by man-power. 2. The machine age has multiplied a worker's productive capacity, one man now has at his disposal the energy or power of 9,000,000 men under the Pharaohs, the Cacars, or, in fact, in the Naploenic era. Freshmen at the University of Washington lead an easy life. Apparently they are kept for the sole purpose of the class. They have no house duties to keep them 3. This age of excessive production has turned out commodities in so vast quantities that the population, increasing less rapidly than science has advanced, is unable to absorb the excess. 4. The world, under these conditions, is operating under a system of economization which is not been efficient before the mechanical age, but which is not turned up to modern requirements. 5. Since profit, under this system, depends upon the amount of goods that can be sold, the industrialists are bound to attempt, at least, to increase their wealth by increasing production, and therefore to turn re-invest in further production. 6. All wealth, at present, is in the form of "debts"—stocks and bonds and debentures (and even money), which is a debt of the government)—and these debts must be paid by further debts, more stocks and bonds and money. Those are the theories. To substantiate them, the technocrats have assembled a mass of figures and charts. This information, to be told. (Copyright, 1933, by United Press) bury. It is unheard of for fraternity men to tend furnaces, and some houses even hire outsiders to do their garden work and other little tasks. They work their way through at the University of Wisconsin. More than half of the entire student body of the college is either partially or wholly self-supporting, according to figures compiled. beauty queens at DePauw university have to be more than mere beauties. The basis of choice for the 1838 Mirror beauties will be pulchratice as determined by the judges, popularity as indicated by the audience at the final contest, and selections from serial descriptions sold by the sorority of which the candidate is a member. GROWTH OF UNIVERSITY ENROLLMENT --from now till commencement. Wellington—(UP)—A pinch of cayenne pepper a day keeps the flams away, according to one of the old timers here. One family reported it had used this preventive since the influenza epidemic of 1914 and not a case had stricter the Ttesting a bread and butter sandwich with the pepper was recommended. News From Home Chaptea—(UP)—The good old days were brought back for the moment when J. C Rubble's horses ran away, J. C Rubble's horse stained, tearing the wagon to pieces. Jayhawks Flown Based on the enrollment figures of 1915, this chart illustrates in a graphic way the increase in enrollment, particularly in the Graduate School, with more students attending. H. F. Busch, '07, is new division engineer on the Frisco railroad at Tulsa OKla., with offices in the Frisco freight house at that point. --from now till commencement. Harold C. Bender, '29, is manager of the Curtiss-Wright airport, Oklahoma City, OKa. His work also includes the installation of Curtiss-Wright planes in Oklahoma. Dulles Colleen, 27, is the head chemist of the Kansas City Board of Trade Laboratory, Kansas City, Mo. His work includes supervision over four other stations. The work of these laboratories is largely concerned with the testing of grains for grain and commission firms of Kansas City. Farm Relief Bill Reported Ihainwa-(UP)—John Stoddart was installed as president of the Ihainwa Chamber of Commerce, succeeding Dean Kimmel. Washington, Jan. 3 — (UP) — The house agricultural committee today formally reported the "domestic allotment" farm relief bill passed by a vote of 75% Receives 1913 Postcard Lynn, Maass—(UIP)—Mrs. E. P. Rovnoley' eye-brows arched in surprise when the letter carrier handed her a postcard depicting a group of Sargent College girls in bathing suits. The bathing suit was made of leather and registered altogether proper. The postmark disclared that the card had been mailed Sept. 4, 1913. Want Ads LOST: Pair of gold-rimmed glasses and silver Waterman fountain pen in black leather case. If found, please call carolina Harper at 1128. —80 LOST: Black bill pin, containing snap- shots and pin. If found, please see Delmar Curat at 187 Illinois. —B1. APARTMENT for undergraduate women. Completely furnished; Fligidia-sire, kitchen, breakfast room, and living room. Plenty of heat day and night. One-half Block from Campus on Oread. Phone 2855. —76 FOR RENT: Nicely furnished room in private home. Near Campus. Garage. 945 Ohio. Phone 2521R. —81. THIS WANT AD Brought Five Answers DO --from now till commencement. FISCHER BABY Grand piano for sale; brown mughogany case; perfect condition. Balanced treble and bass. Five years old. Cost $1,200. Will sell for Phone 2703 for appointment.—45. KANSAN WANT ADS GET RESULTS Condensed Statement The Lawrence National Bank Lawrence, Kansas At the close of business, December 31, 1932 Cash: due from Banks and U.S. Treasury $816,904.68 United States Bonds 86,293.49 Municipal, Other Bonds, Warrants 348,968.89 Demand Loans 137,544.71 Banking House 27,000.00 Furniture, Fixtures and Vaults 6,785.00 Other Real Estate 4,103.94 U.S. Bonds (secure circulation) Time Loans ... TOTAL 1,389,711.77 Capital, Surplus, Undivided Profits and Reserves...Circulation ...Deposits... LIABILITIES TOTAL 37,888.94 100,000.00 808,589.30 2,336,190.01 274,772.71 100,000.00 1,961,417.30 $2,336,190.01 Above statement is correct GEO, W. KUHNE, Cashier The above statement is the strongest and most liquid that we have ever published. From three to five times a year we publish a statement of our condition and in the past these statements without exception have always reflected the sound and liquid condition of this bank. The above statement is the strongest and most liquid that we have ever pub- This condition is not the result of accident nor has it been brought about by restriction of credit but is the result of the safe and sound policy of this bank and its condition should be reassuring to our depositors and also to our borrowers. We are committed to meet their demands when their statement comes up to our standard of safety. FOR THE FOLKS BACK HOME Send them the Kansan for the rest of the school year. --- ONLY --from now till commencement. $2.50 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN "A Daily Mirror of K. U. Life" .