PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS THURSDAY. DECEMBER 15, 1932 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief MARTHA LAWRENCE Ambella Detta Managing Editor Mangage Editor Arvillo Ketzemman Campus Editor Campus Editor Marugge Group Tolghar Editor ATPia Feedback Tolghar Editor Marguerese Instrument Society Editor Marguerese Instrument Alumni Editor Jacquie Jabe Alumni Editor Jessica Jabe ADVERTISING MGR. MARGARET INCE Foreign Advertising Manager. District Manager District Agent District Assistant Jack Robinson Jack Pfeffner Robert Whitchen Paul V. Minor Simone Rose Martha Crow Ice McCarty Ire McCarty Margaret Iacre Lillahal Stahl Bobbah Alfred Broodke Willey Prabilak Temperature Business Office ... KU.U. 68 News Room ... KU.U. 22 Night Connection, Business Office ... 201KK Night Connection, News Room ... 201KK Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the Front of the department at THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1932 Subscription price, 84.00 per year, payable in advance. Single copies, $5 each. Entered as second-class matter September 17, 1916, at the office at Lawrence, Kansas. GO AHEAD, WASTE TIME The biggest waster of time on the campus is the student who is so busy studying that he cannot "waste" time attending lectures, concerts, debates, student forums, and all the various other educational facilities the University affords outside the curriculum. This type of student has the misstaken idea that all the education he acquires at this school will come from books, while as a matter of fact, the greater part of real education will come from these things he is "too busy" to attend. Of course, a certain amount of time must be spent in acquiring the store of knowledge to be found in books, but it is a tragic waste of time to utilize all waking hours at the study table, when there is so much worthwhile that may be gained from a participation, even casually, in activities outside the lessons assigned by Hill professors. WHO SHALL BE THE JUDGE? The other day there was an article about some workers in the Tampa cigar factories killing a policeman and being sent to jail. These people were, for the most part, foreigners. They did not understand the language at their trial. They had no money with which to pay lawyers fees. There was no direct evidence against any of them but eighteen or twenty were sent to jail. They were having a mass meeting which the police broke up. What method should be used in cases similar to this? Who shall be the judge? The law states when a person is killed the person who did the crime must pay for it. A policeman was killed and it does seem only right that his murderer should pay for it but was it necessary to punish all of these people? Some were innocent bystanders. Surely they deserved better than mob treatment. Conditions can't be bettered by breaking up these families and leaving them with no means of support. As long as people are thrown in jail without proof of their guilt, there will continue to be anarchistic meetings. FIE ON MODERN EFFICIENCY! A story in a metropolitan daily recently telling of the burning down of a school building mentioned the fact that before the fire was out, parents of school children were discussing ways by which the children could be transported to other places of learning. What appalling modern efficiency! It used to be in the good old days when the little red school house burned down, there was a vacation. Pupils got a much needed rest. Of course, they felt just a little bit wicked, for they had been hoping it would happen all along, and the thought that maybe they were morally responsible for the conflaguation gave rise to some few faint qualms of conscience. But worry about that didn't last long. It was forgotten in the new freedom. Readin', ritin', and 'rithmic were cast into the limbo of has been. Ice skate and hockey stick, or fishing worm and hook and line, depending on the season, took the place of book and book strap, and "a maple for teacher." Inkwells and slate were things of the past until the new building was finished. There was only one time the school house burned down, way back there when every pupil was real put out about it. That time broke every pupil's heart, shock each one's faith in the justice of fate, and caused the discarding of innumerable left hind fools of rabbits carried for good luck. That was the time a tramp broke into the school house and set it on fire with a carelessly thrown match at the beginning of the summer vacation! Campus Opinion Editor Daily Kansan: Hero Worship is a funny thing. It can make usually sensible college students blossom forth with glamorous outbursts of rhetorical rash that makes one question, for a time, what it means to be to wonder, after reading the highly abusive and utterly unfair attacks made upon the editor of a student newspaper who pokes fun at a campus god. if intolerance and cruelty entirely contaminate the dark ages. I heartily agree with Mr. McCarty in every particular with regard to the Bausch incident. It is time that the curtain be lifted, and I should pay the eyes of the American college student, and the true relative importance of athletic hero-worship revealed. Granted that Bausch is Kansas' greatest athlete, he would have done that he can throw a discfarther than Mr. McCarty can throw a basketball, as one writer so aptly put it. Does that make him a singer, or even a crooner? Or does his skill prove he could earn his living as a theater dancer? Why should a man blessed by nature with superior physical capabilities be able to capitalize his athletic reputation—and that is admitted what Bauch called his "heroism." Tuxedo and mournring sweet sounds once a day to wide-eyed sport fans at a fat salary far above his actual worth as a stage performer? The question must remain the same. The athlete her-oorship is put in its proper place in the scheme of things, and the undue emphasis is taken from college athletics in general. we shall have always with us football players who cheer for C.C.C. cusher throws who croon. ditor Daily Kansan: Made a "horse's neck of yourself didn't you, P.V.M., and implication "in on the other end o. the horse" called me a horse's tail didn't you? I am enlightened, for ever since reading one of L. N. Flint's books, I have seen under the impression that an pinion column was a column which expresses their beliefs in the form of communications to the editor. Now, suppose I should be correct in my impression, which I gained from Professor Flint. You wouldn't want to go to college on your own home, right to my face, would you? I am sure that many other teachers who have been misinformed as to what my original suggestion as to changing its name to be more descriptive of its content has its good points. Although you accurately described the column, as it, in your letter, there are probably many who were not fortunate enough to see it properly in the column with a note under the present head such as, "The opinions printed herein are the opinions of the paper unless answered by P.V.M or some other staff member." By your logic, P.V.M. all readers are "horsees" needs and all those whose views happen to differ from yours are on "the other end of the horse." - L.R. Editor Daily Kansan: What is the matter with Jim and his ardent advisers? Can't they take it! Since being a follower of James A. Bausch is in vogue, the whole campus must stick to convention and chimp behavior, especially of originity, namely, Ira McCarthy. The criers say that the University owes Bausch a debt and that it should support him. It may be true in a sense, but it's not true. McCarty is a University student at the present time and so why not back him up with a little bit of the support that is being passed out so freely by the University to the "Campus Opinion" column? Why can't the editor pick a little well-mental fun without the entire Paray bed bursting in the middle of the room or our hero must be protected. The defenders of the fallen idol harp on the fact that Bauch was a great athlete. McCarty did not want to play in the game. Bauch was not the "greatest athlete of the times" but admitted that he LD CLUB: Co-ed club, groups No. IV and V, east of Alabama street and north of Nethi street, will meet this evening from 7 to 8:15 at 937 Mississippi街. Please bring five cents. HELEN McCABE. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXX Thursday, Dec. 15, 1932 CO-ED CLUB: notices due at Charleston on December 12, 1948, a late afternoon publication days and 11:30 a.m. Saturday for Sunday classes. DELTA PHI DELTA: The annual Delta Phi Delta Christmas party will be held the evening at 8 o'clock at the home of Maurice Downing, President, AJACHEE NELSON, President. SIGMA GAMMA EPSILON; SIGMA GAMMA EPS12.04 Meeting promptly at 8:30 tonight Mr. Raymond Wilsner will speak. ROLLAND STOVER. WHY CLUB Michael Johanneses will speak on the subject "The United States Through the Eyes of a Foreigner," at the meeting of the Why club this evening at 7:30 o'clock in Central Administration auditorium. WOMEN STUDENTS: WOMEN STUDENTS: All women students remaining in Lawrence during the Christmas holidays are requested to leave their names and addresses at the Dean of Women's office. Some social activity is planned if there are enough students to warrant it. couldn't appreciate champion's crooning. He heugt to be praised instead of criticized for observing what thousands have failed to grasp, that croning isn't what one would expect a man of Baucha's ability to take up. If it was publicity the late contributors to the "Campus Opinion" column wanted, they will have to be content with seeing their names printed in the Kansas City papers, because I doubt whether the eastern papers will carry a very large account of the editor's evil designs against the big I. The artists come into the art field, have added a mouldin style that beckoning even to the uneducated reader. After reading J. Alan Coogan's article introducing such words as blurb, pencilusher, and typewriter athlete, I wonder what the J. stands for. The Campus Pest A one-term course in climatology, involving meteorology and a study of climates in various parts of the world, will be given next term for the first time at the University of Oregon. It will be required for a degree in geo- Disliked perhaps more intensely than any other by the general run of student is the campus pest of the "brilliant scholar" type. decathlon He's the fellow who always has fulfilled the assignment, and always is the first to let the professor know that fact. Also the first to smile pityingly at you when things that due to him of other things, you are not prepared to recite. This person usually is rather smart, we'll admit that. What gries is the supercilious, oh, what a smart guy on it! Attitude he judges. The ginger is answered readily, correctly — but with a self-satisfied, complacent sniff and a figurative self-pat on the back. He's smart—but, oh, this guy is the thing that's made him disliked. When there's time, a term paper, his is ready on time, neatly typed, often tipped with a pink ribbon or bound in a leather cover. He just can't be satisfied with mixed media. You know he's always add just a bit more in the form of the extra furbelows. The reader should not be mishied by the “ben” and “hims” used in describing this pest, for most of the time, it is women who make up this category. Let’s give this type a name. How about “Horse Scholars?” The University of Wisconsin's production of "The Chocolate Soldier" was so popular that it was held over a week. It is estimated that by the end of its run 3,000 persons had seen it. The music and dramatic departments joined in making the production. AGNES HUSBAND, Dean of Women. On Other Hills R. E.S. From the description, one might think Hill professors welcome this type with open arms, but we respect Hill prefers more than that! This "good-yogdy" kind of person rarely is welcoming; toleration is the best frame of mind that can be mustered when he is encountered. Proof that Christopher Columbus was born in Genoa has been collected in a book which was recently presented to the University of Chicago. The book also contains information. The book has been added to the collection of the Rare Book room. A yell leaders' class is held each year during the winter term at Oregon State College. Anyone interested in yell leading may enroll in the course which is organized for the purpose of instructing would-be yellers. Both fundamental and advance courses are taught by the varsity yell leader. --- A contributor to the Daily Emerald, publication of the University of Oregon, criticizes a fellow-reporter for his old-fashioned beauty in regular articles about attaining beauty. There are a great many more beautiful girls today than there were yesterday, the critic ants, and to the old-fashioned reporter's side, the beauties, the cosmetics, she remarks that "nature in the raw is seldom pleased." graphy which also will be given for the first time under the new geography set-up. A meeting for first-year men was held recently at the University of Oregon in order to give freshmen sound advice on how to prepare for and write their first university final examinations. The initiative in the matter was taken by the freshmen themselves. Bonus to Be Debate Topic The payment of the soldier bonus will be the question for debate by teams from the Universities of Kansas and Oklahoma tonight at 7:45 o'clock before a meeting of the Doxyne-Liberty Post of the American Legion in the City. Okahoma will uphold the affirmative, side of the question "Resolved: That congress should pass legislation pro-immigration and immediate payment of the bonus soldiers." Kansas and Oklahoma to Argue Point Tonight at Court House Members of the Oklahoma team are E. O. Johnson and Neal Keller. Keller born and Harold Harding are the Kansas debaters. An open for position Professor E. C. Buckler, Kansas coach invites the public to attend. The debate with Missouri on the taxation question had been previously scheduled for last week. Last night, Nebraska debated with the Kansas team before a fair-sized crowd in a no-decision argument held on Wednesday. "Following the holidays, Kansas debaters will be engaged in a quite intense series of debates that will include a return debate with Missouri," Professor Buehler, debate coach, and to Indianapolis (U. P.)—Mrs. Elizabeth Flaberty, 60, "twites" cats. As she walked along a street here a few nights ago a large cat approached her in what she took to be a menacing manner. In her panic to get to the other side of the street, Mrs. Flabarty fell and broke her arm. 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One of three judicial appointments the attorney generalship, the judge of the United States district court for Porto Rica, and quite likely a vacancy on the supreme court bench, which will be held until September 30, will perhaps be open to Mr Horizon, should he not agree to the offe of chief executive. Mrs. Whittenorne has lived in Porto Rico for 20 years. Most of this time has been spent as a professor of English in the College of Agriculture and Mechanic Arts at Magiceco, a university in the Democratic national committeewoman from the island. She has participated in the last two national campaigns in the United States. During the recent campaign, Mrs. Whittenorne had served part of the time at the Democratic national headquarters in New York. The women of Porto Rico have just cast their first vote, and are very much interested in the prospect of a woman sitting in the governor's chair. 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