PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS MONDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1932 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief ... Martha Lawrence Associate Editors Alice Gill ... Betty' Millington Managing Editor Ira McCarthy Make Up Editor Chelle Choleman Night Editor Amy Ackroyd Night Editor Abdul Freadhchad Telegraph Editor Harold Slowman Sports Editor Robbie Rowe Reeves Editor Margaret Green Exchange Editor Mary Ouslande Exchange Editor Margaret Green ADVERTISING MANAGER. SINCE 1985 Assistant Advertising Mgr. Married Issue District Manager ... Betty Millington Board Members Robert Whiteman — Mancoroe Inc. Vip. V. Miner — Liliante Isaac Sidney Arrow — Berty Milligan Bryce McCarthy — Irma McCarty Wenna Willaire Telephone Business Office K.U. 69 News Room K.U. 22 Night Connection, Business Office 202K News Room, News Room 202K Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas from the Press of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price, $10.00 per year, parish in advance. Single copy, each. Entered as second-class matter September 16, 1910, at the office at Lawnerville, Kansas. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1932 BASKETBALL The king is dead! But the crown prince is ready. Long live the king! The passing of the football season leaves a gap in the Saturday diversions of many sport fans, but in less than a week basketball will take its place as the major sports page interest. Already speculations and predictions form a large part of many conversations, and teams all over the country are being groomed for the court battles. The University team meets its first antitagonism, Kansas State, in a pre-season "warrner" on the Auditorium court Friday night. Other teams at other schools are ready for their first games. Industrial teams, high school organizations, and athletic association groups have schedules ready. So don't become restive, ladies and gentlemen. If the end of the year's football left too big a gap in your life, play checkers until next week. Basketball ought to pacify you then. Besides, it's getting darned cold out in the stadium now. CREDIT DUE The Jayhawkers had a good season, winning five football games while losing three. The Jayhawkers had a great season winning from both the Aggies and the Missouri Titers. And again, it was a great Jayhawker eleven that completely routed the Aggies in Agileville, a fast charging line that refused to yield to the Aggies backs, and a hard running Jayhawker backfield that crashed through repeatedly for gains and three touchdowns co-ordinated to win the game. The team played superb football. It entered the game the underdog, meeting the Aggies on their home grounds, but there was no doubt as to which was the better Saturday. Give the team the cheers that it justly deserves, but remember that back of it are the coaches, who worked hard to develop the team that you are congratulating. Offentimes they are forgotten in the handsshaking and back paiting of victory, but never in the hard words of defeat. So while we are cheering the victorious men, let's not forget those who led the victors. VACATION AFTERMATH That "tired of school" feeling that you knew would be abolished by the vacation has suddenly returned. You wonder what you did with all your time. There were so many back papers to write and so many reports to begin. Thanksgiving vacation had loomed big and bright as your only salvation. Now it's all over. That extra day did help some but still there wasn't just enough time to do both the things you wanted to do and the things you had to do. It was great though being back home and seeing everyone you knew. Wasn't it fun being treated like a returned prodigal and having your slightest desire fulfilled? Everything will be all right now if you can just hold out until Christmas and then you know you'll have plenty of time in which to do all those things that were curtailed because of lack of time. ADVANCED STANDING COMMISSION OF Y.W.C.A. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXX Monday, Nov. 28, 1932 No. 58 Notice due at Cancellor's office at 1 a.m. on regular afternoon publication days and 11:30 a.m. Saturday for Sunday issues. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN ADVANCED STANDING COMMISSION OF Y.W.C.A. : The Advanced Standing Commission of the W.W.C.A. will meet Tuesday at 4:30 at Henley house. This is an important meeting; all members are urged to be present. ELMA CAREY, Chairman A seemingly new way to pass tests was suggested last week by an instructor on the Hill. He called it "intelligent guessing. He qualified his statement, however, by explaining that this was the system used in most scientific research. The scientist, after making a thorough study of conditions, arrives at his conclusion by deductive reasoning, which is often only an "intelligent guess." FORUM MEETING: POLICY MEETING Everett Clinch will speak on the subject "What Is the Basis of Understanding Among Catholics, Jews and Protestants?" this evening at 8 o'clock in the Central Administration auditorium. WANDA EDMONDS, Chairman. It was also explained by the instructor that this method of answering questions could be used in every instance but was the most efficient in some. His theory is KU KU'S: All Ku K's please turn in athletic books at the athletic office before Thursday noon, Dec. 1. The books must be in by then if we get our desired section. DONALD ELKIN, President. THETA EPSILON: Regular meeting of Theta Epison will be held Tuesday evening at 6:45 o'clock a Los Angeles Mississippi street. THELMA KRATCHIVIL, President. UNIVERSITY VESPER CHORUS; The University Vesper chorus choir announces this week for the Christmas vespers, Tuesday afternoon, Nov. 28, at 4,30pm and Thursday afternoon, Dec. 1, at 5,30pm. For more information, please contact us at (317) 962-3744. DOVE: Important meeting of the Dave staff tonight in the north tower room of Fraser hall. The copy is all in. Plans must be made for circulation. NOT A THEORY D. M. SWARTHOUT. GRADUATE SCHOOL BASKETBALL TEAM: THE SOCIALISTIC GAIN Norman Thomas, in his first post-election interview, said that although his party vote did not equal its highest he had campaigned before the largest audiences and had made "amazing gains for socialism." All men who are graduates or who have a degree and want to play with the intramural Graduate basketball team please call Edward Hatton, phone number 1496R, or leave your name at the intramural office by Tuesday evening. SCHUARD HATTON Active Manager LAURENCE WHITE. Mr. Thomas was not the least bit downhearted because he got all the applause and Roosevelt got all the votes since he believes that he has converted many. People, who before election were Socialists, voted the Democratic ticket in order to keep Hoover out, according to Mr. Thomas. Undoubtedly the Socialists' party has gained in prominence during the last four years and who knows but what the next election will see them in power. Neither the Republicans nor the Democrats gained their present positions in any short time. Both major parties have had their chances at running the country but here again is seen the public's fear at trying anything new and taking a chance on eventually gaining by the change. The Kansan combines business with pleasure, so to speak, in its "shop early" advice by informing student readers of the number of days until Christmas vacation. The post office department does its bit to prevent the "nervous prositation of some saleswoman" by admonishing us to mail packages early. If your package goes to Poland it should be mailed by December 9, if to South Africa it should have started two weeks ago. So take their advice. Shop early before stocks are depleted; shop early to avoid the last minute rush; be considerate of the salespersons; and, above all, shop early before your monthly allowance or paycheck runs short. SHOP EARLY! We had thought that nothing could be more prevalent in any one locality than the "over-night book" signs in Watson library. But there is a close rival, if not an actual exceeder, to these in the "shop early" signs and advertisements that appear in ever-increasing numbers each Christmas season. EDWARD HATTON, Acting Manager. One's first impression after hearing this statement would probably be that the instructor was recommending something which is basically opposed to all the fundamentals of learning. But after thorough inspection it is found that this is really the means whereby inventions are made possible and whereby theories are put into practice. that where facts are in hand from which a conclusion is to be obtained, the easiest way to find the answer is to follow the logical inference and after all facts have been exhausted make an "intelligent guess." IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE Would anyone dare to contest the age old proverb, "It pays to advertise"? In this day of high salaried campaign men, there is positively no limit to the heights which can be attained through a sentimental picture and a catchy slogan. Lux, on the whole, has become indispensable in eliminating the housewife's horror of "dishwater hands," and Old Dutch Cleaner Why, hasn't "even your best friend won't tell you" put Listerine into your medicine chest, and "get rid of that painted look" put Tangerine into your purse? And don't you remember, "her longest walk was from the curb to her door and yet she had Athlete's Foot." And besides has Chase & Sanbaum at last solved the young girl's greatest problem? Her husband drinks his coffee because it's "it'd said," and he cathes his Grape Nuts because "there're a reason." has entirely wiped out her fear of dirt in the bungalow. A wife can be too careful, especially since "her husband's eyes are more searching than her mirror." Finally, in the face of the magnificent, all powerful example of the "nature in the raw" campaign, would one think of carrying any but Luckles in his cigar case? Of course not! "They toasted." BACK ON THE JOB Before the Thanksgiving vacation, every student was anticipating the short recess when there would be a chance to rest or to catch up on back assignments. And when the vacation arrived, the majority were thrilled so much that courses in study and assignments were forgotten entirely. But now it is over; the regular routine is back again. There are only three weeks un til another vacation. Much can be accomplished in these three weeks. If you put your nose to the grindstone, distasteful as that may be, and do today what should be done, you will be in a situation to enjoy the next vacation. The Campus Pest 1 A biological definition of a parasite is "an plant or animal living in, on, or with some other living organism (called host) that feeds on food, shelter, or some other advantages." There are college students who might well be claosed with the "soo- Such students may be found getting their daily lessons from someone who has spent time preparing them. Of course, these college parapets spend time in ceying from their hosts, but they are also taught to clinging to the warm body of the dog. Although the plant and animal parasites have it over their more intellectual cousins of the college type in that they cause death in some cases, the campus pests are quickly clearing the gap that separates them from the feet. Parasites may be divided into two general classes, external and internal. While most college parasites can be classed under the former type, a few of them succeed at times to get under a person's hide. A dog has no love for fleas. No human being enjoys a mosquito, and the popularity of these social parasites on dogs is so great that seizing the degree of negative infinity. A. G. ALRICH Printing Engraving Binding, Rubber Stamp Office Supplies Stationery 736 Mass. Street After Vacation get in the swing again with a sandwich and hot chocolate at the Sub-Basement, Memorial Union Union Fountain Clothes that show they have received INDIVIDUAL ATTENTION at prices anyone can afford Schulz Tailor Shop ANNUAL EXHIBITION and CHRISTMAS SALE arranged by the Faculty Women's Club will be held at the club house, 1300 Louisiana street. Saturday, December 3, beginning at ten o'clock. A rare exhibition of imported articles, embroideries, pewter, weaving, prints, etchings. You have always wished it would begin at ten o'clock. 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