PAGE TWO SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 1922 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-JN-CHIEF ... ROBERT WHITEMAN Alice sGill ___ Betty Millington MANAGING EDITOR PAUL V. MINER Make-Up Editor Colleen Coleman Campus Editor Arneud Kevineman Editorial Director Dennis Hassler Teachers Editor Harold Stewart Society Editor Marcus Green Exchange Editor Margaret Greene Exchange Manager Olive Dawson Marketing Manager James Hammond ADVERTISING Manager, SUNNY KROSS Assistant Advertising Mar... Marc. of est District Manager Betty Millington District Assistant Oliw J. Townsend Robert Whitman Paul V. Minor Sidney Kruse Jacob E. Cobb Ira McCarty William Frawley Margaret Jacobs Lillibeth Stuki Hilliott Mulligan Apache University William Frawley Business Office K.U. 6 News Room K.U. 2 Night Connection, Business Office 2701K Night Connection, News Room 2702K Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Oklahoma and the Press of the Department of Journalism. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 1932 Journalism. Subscription price, $4.60 per year, payable in advance. Single copies, leach. Entered as second-class matter September 12. WE BEAT MIZZOU What if Kansas did bow down to the Sooners? What if the Jayhawk team was defeated by Nebraska? What if the season as a whole hasn't been so successful as we might have wished? We beat Mizouz! It won't be half so hard to go back to the home town for Thanksgiving now. We can meet every thrust with that old phrase "We beal Mizmoz." Its guaranteed to bring an end to any bantering. The boys from Mizmoz "had to be shown." The Jayhawkers did that yesterday when they played the Tazers on their own home field. "What did we do?" "Beat Miz zou." "Hell, yes!" WE CALL THEM HOBOES The recent election affected more people than appears on the surface. Almost everyone is directly or indirectly connected with interests in political plums which will probably be redistributed shortly. Hobo for a day! Not a king or anything like that, but just a fellow free and foot-loose, mocking society in his tattered clothes. Up over the Hill he came with the morning sun at his back. And from the west, and from the north came ragged cohorts to meet him until the Hill was milling with hobos for a day! As Jim Tully would say, "Only a hobo who had forgotten to shake off his college habits would act so ignorant and dumb." But say! What was that sticking out from under their arms? A book? A hobo with a book! Not likely. A hobo's worldly wisdom is carried in his head, and while he might use the pages of a text book to start the fire for his mulligan, catch him carrying the thing! One of our Irish friends who debated here recently said that he knew of no political parties in other countries that would fight for presidential power with almost identical platforms. Migosh! Can't he tell the difference between beer and lemonade? NOTICE: BE SURE — Notice! Be sure to sign an overnight night slip and have your reserve book checked by an attendant before carrying it from the building at 9:30 p.m. Penalty is 50 cent plus regular fines. Notice! Be sure to sign an overnight slip and have your reserve book— Notice! Be sure— Notice! On every door! Around every corner. On every desk! In every room! The library is bossy with them. At the bottom of the stairs they meet you; at the top of the stairs they greet you; and ever the admonition is, "Notice! Be sure to sign an overnight slip and have your reserve book checked by an attendant before carrying it from the building at 9:30 p.m." Lawrence residents who are sometimes irked by the seemingly unnecessary pranks of University students can still be thankful there isn't a Shrine Ceremonial in town every weekend. **BURGESS CITY, FLORIDA** November 10 to December 5 at 11 a.m., on regular afternoon classes and 11.30 a.m., on regular afternoon classes. Vol. XXX Sturdy, Sunday, Nov. 13, 1922. No. 49 OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN CAMPUS PROBLEMS SPEAKING CONTEST! The Campus Problems speaking contest will be held in Fraser theater Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock. MARGARET L, ANDERSON. COLLEGE FACULTY MEETING: The faculty of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences will meet on Tuesday, Nov. 15 at 4:30 in the auditorium on the third floor of the Administration Building. FRESHMAN COMMISSION: The Freshman commission will meet Monday afternoon at 4 o'clock at Spooner-Taylor museum. All members are urged to attend. KAYHAWK CLUB: The Keyhawk club will meet Monday evening at 7:30 in room 5, Memorial Union. CONYRS HERRING, Vice President. ALICE GALLUP. MATHEMATICS CLUB MEETING; There will be a meeting of the Mathematics club on Monday, Nov. 14, in room 211 East Administration building. Prof. W. H. Garrett, of Baker University, will speak on the subject "Mathematics and Astronomy." MATHEMATICS CLUB PICTURE: The Mathematics club picture for the Jayhawk will be taken Tuesday Nov. 15. Meet at the Mathematics office promptly at 12:20. PI LAMBDA THETA: P. Lauebli Thesis will hold initiation services on Tuesday, Nov. 15, at 5 o'clock in room 104 Fraser. It will be followed by the annual Founders' Day celebration on Sunday, Dec. 28. PRACTICE TEACHING: OTIS BRUBAKER, Vice President. CAMPUS PROBLEMS SPEAKING CONTEST Students wish to enroll in practice teaching in Oread Training school during the spring semester should make application for such practices taught at Oread. MARGARET E. ROBERTS, Secretary. Those University students who have thought enough about the college life they are living to have formed some definite ideas concerning it have a wonderful opportunity to present their conclusions at the annual campus problems speaking contest to be held Tuesday. And to those students who, through lack of time or inciliation, prefer to let others do their thinking for them, this is equally opportune. Flags and hunting, bugle and drum corps, brass bands in full regalia, army uniforms, rededications war memorials, war songs of fifteen years ago, school boy declarations on patriotism, — is this the most appropriate way to commemorate the armistice? ARMISTICE DAY The world was looking forward fourteen years ago. It had learned that the glory and pomp of war was merely a camouflage. The first celebration on November 11 was for the peace that had come, not for the war that preceded it. The editorial columns of the Kansas are always open to the discussion of college problems, and the Dove offers a second means of printed argument available to the student. But the personal contact that a speaker makes with his audience can convey to it his sincerity of purpose and his enthusiastic interest in a cause much better than the printed page is usually able to do. Turn and turn about is fair play. Now the Republicans can take their turn at shouting "depression" while the Democrats can take up the "prosperity is just around the corner" cry. There is no dearth of topics worthy of discussion in either the general field of college problems or in the local situations. Constructive criticism is needed on all the following topics and many others: grading systems, democracy on the campus, class election methods, student activities, compulsory school attendance, social standing and opportunities of negro and foreign students, freshman regulations and hazing, cramming, and student leisure, if such exists. But the world soon forgets. Today, November 11 is War Day. We treat it as a day for the remembrance of past victories, a day for the jubilant fight of patriotism. If the war and its dead should be recalled by others than historians, a better day for such observance would be April 6th, when the United States officially declared war on Germany. RAYMOND A, SCHWEGLER, Dean. premorate the war dead and to revive out lags patricianism. Armistice day should keep its original appeal, of sincere effort to promote universal good will, and of penitence and thoughtful considerations of the future of the world. We have other holidays to commemorate the new end of the war. TIME WASTERS Staying up late at night to study is, in most cases, an outcome of wasting time during the day. Afternoons are idled away bull-festering or "jellying." Evenings are spent on dates. Then the realization that tomorrow's assignments have to be prepared comes at 10:30, and bedtime follows three or four hours later. Planning the day systematically and taking advantage of free moments brings about worth while results. Campus Opinion I fear that "the person looking over my shoulder" at the Daily Kansan will be led to think that it is some sort of a farmer's newspaper. These enlightening little U.P. stories of how labs are fattened on sugar beet pulp, or about the Nebraska who used halstones for his refrigerator, or about the California man who found a tattle-snake wrigging in its overalls may have some purpose, beside that of hold-Up, which, that we have not yet discovered. Editor Daily Kansan: When an entire column and several part-columns are filled with these "genes of knowledge," readers begin to realize that the book can subscribe to Capar's Weekly instead of the Kansan. The former has the advantage not only of being cheaper, but also of spiking up its pages with the new materials" and "How I Wet My Husband." The managing editor feels gratified that someone persues the columns of the Kanas with such avidity as A. B seems to show. It is heartening, also, to find someone who reads the little U.P. "filers" with the thoroughness that A. B seems to display. Yet it A. B seems to be the "enlightening squilus must have sat there" that A. B is forced to read them through to the bitter end, even though they cause her to brand the Kanas as a "farmer's newspaper." is necessary to insure the validity of the opinion. All contributions will receive attention if they are signed. However, we're glad you got it off your chest, A. B., and you win, for your Campus Opinion will help fill up the room. You might have had to occupy--P.V.M. But perhaps the most important news of the world is the fact that an Oregon blind man is going to buy a bicycle and that a cannery in Missouri has imported it into the country. Import enough to get a front page location. In any case, the Kansan editors might try to make us think it is news by putting a date line on it. A.B. OPINIONS WANTED Opinions of the student body concerning campus problems can be printed in the Kansas only when the writer's name is known. This measure The Campus Pest Does your rest in the stadium happen to be next to one occupied by a freshman ignorant of the names of the Kansas players. It is impossible to say just how many of these dumbo freshmen are aware of whatever the numbers, it is too high. They ask you a string of questions and expect you to take your mind off the game long enough to answer them. "Who was that just went in huh?" "Hey, you!" ("mudge") "Whozai connair" "How do you know that you made that tackle or Moberinger, Was it, huh?" "Hey, who wazit made that tackle?" And so on and on . . . and it wouldn't be so bad if you knew the players well enough to answer. Hoover to Continue Battle Will Labor on Non-Partisan Basis in Fright for Recovery Aboard President Hoover's train, Nov. 12 — (UP) "In the remaining four months of his term in the White House President Hoover will labor on an economic recovery of the nation, he declared today during a brief stop at Glendale." DICKINSON THEATRE BLDW Dinners - 35c - 50c EVERY DAY Vanalls Cowshed Band 6 till 12 NO COVER CHARGE Calif. enroute back to Washington. "Furthermore, it is our duty after the fourth of March to co-operate with our opponents in every sound measure for the restoration of prosperity," the President said. 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