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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1932
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS
EDITOR-IN-CUEF ROBERT WHITEMAN
Associate Editora
Alice Gilr.. Betty Simmons
MANAGING EDITOR Paul V. MINER
Compagnie Editor Arnold Kernemann
Company Editor Arnold Kernemann
Tereghary Editor Harold Hewitt
Tereghary Editor Harold Hewitt
Society Editor Margaret Groe
Exchange Editor Olivier Brondt
Exchange Editor Olivier Brondt
Kansas Board Members
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Aidian Advertising Mar. .. Margaret Newen
District Manager .. Bettie Millington
District Assistant .. Olive J. Townsend
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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1932
WHAT TO DO?
Council members are complaining that first-year men are not wearing their caps and are not receiving the customary paddling for violation of this regulation. What to do to enforce the regulation is a stupidity problem.
Of course, all freshman men could have their classification tattooed across their faces; that would simplify disciplinary matters. Or a uniform might be prescribed to be worn by the first-year men to insure them of their punishment should they neglect to wear it — but suppose they wouldn't wear it then how could they be picked out?
Freshmen at Columbia University have publicly announced that they will not be hazed and have formed an "Anti-Soph" society for combatting the activities of their hazens. Suppose our freshmen were to go and do something like that?
Whatever can the Council do?
"A THRILLING SPRINT FROM THE 18-INCH LINE"
One of the most interesting football article was the one by Barry Wood. All-American from Harvard and a former college football player, it deals with "Monday Morning Quarterbacks," the grandmaster "experts" who analyze the game after it's all over and tell just exactly what happened. One of the biggest conclusions that it might be a good idea to let one of the Monday Morning Quarterbacks run a game some time, giving him from one to twenty-five minutes over the situation between each play.
Right here and now we want to make special mention of that thrilling run for the touchdown which enabled teammate Todd Rhodes to team to defeat St. Louis University last night. It was KU's brilliant broken field runner and quarterback, Elmer Schanke, we believe, who took the ball and sprinted spirit from the 18-inch line.
The above two paragraphs were taken from the column headed "Three Fingers of Hemlock," edited by T. L, K. in the same issue of the Concordia Blade-Empire.
We're not questioning T. L. K.'s calling that 18-inch gain of Schaake's a thrilling run for a touchdown, as we did not read Barry Wood's article on "Monday Morning Quarterbacks." As T. L. K. evidently did, he is in a much better position to know. He had from 10 o'clock Friday evening until press time Saturday to decide whether to send Schaoke on a thrilling run for the touchdown or to send him smashing through the line for the necessary eighteen inches.
We are convinced that Barry Wood's article is of great importance, and we are going to obtain the number of Collier's that contains it. We know that hereafter we shall be able to distinguish between a thrilling halfyard run and a smash through the line of equal distance. Of course if we are still unable to distinguish between the two after reading the article, we will ask T. L. K. to decide for us, as he is an expert on the subject. Probably he could distinguish between a thrilling run and a smash through the line of much less yardage.
THE SUN WAS SHINING
Outside the sun was shining and the people—all kinds of them—were hurrying to and fro in the invigorating air of a late October day.
And the student, as he sat at his tynewriter and groped in his
But to get back to that assignment couldn't seem to rid himself of the fact that the sun was shining so beautifully, and the air was ever so stimulating.
But to get back to that assignment—now it seemed that there weren't any good subjects upon which to write. There were several of minor importance, but he wanted something that would be really galvanizing when it appeared in print.
"Guess I'll go to a matinee," thought the student as he put the lid on his typewriter. "It's really futile for me to sit here thinking anyway, when I might just as well be out enjoying this sunshine."
JUST 6 TO 0
It was only a 6 to 9 victory. The sports writers couldn't race over the scoring power of the Lindsey eleven. There were no outstanding plays, just good conservative football. The game wasn't heralded as one of national prominence; it concerned only the loyal supporters of the two schools and not the fans of the nation. Nevertheless it showed the fightin' spirit of the Javhawkers.
Even loyal students at the University wondered why St. Louis University was ever placed on our schedule. The game would be a set-up for Kansas. Yet the national ranking of 1931 gave a much higher place to the Missouri school than to Kansas. So that looked forward-to-the score of 60 or 70 to 1, predicted by many earlier in the season didn't materialize. Instead Kansas won by the score of 6 to 1. Nothing impressive or spectacular as far as score is concerned, but it was gained by a hard fighting group of Jayhawkers, in a stubbornly fought game.
After all defeating a team of one's own strength is more of an achievement than trampling over a weaker feo.
STUDENTS AGREE:
YES UNCLE SAM'S M
Today at conventon the students learned about Uncle Sam's money. Several students were heard discussing the topic before convocation and decided to go. They thought it would be nice to hear about money again; and then there was the possibility that the speaker might have samples of this money and they could refresh their memories.
One student, in great perplexity, said, "What is money?" Another murmured, "I'm going to the conversation just to find out if they still call paper money 'greenbucks'." And then there was the senior, who with renewed interest in life said, "Do you suppose he would let me hold a nickel for a little while if I promise not to bite it?"
Yes, the student body showed great interest in money and they all seemed agreed that the speaker chose his topic well, for it must be Uncle Sam's money; it certainly didn't belong to them anymore.
Our Contemporaries
Shades of Hollywood and Robin Hood "Whoops, my死呀!" Glendale calsays (a United Press report) soon will be wearing pink pants and forest-green coats, but this is a case for a geo-archer, not a naval anthropologist.
Glendale's claim to fame is as follows: It has an airport, and a bank flanked by a hamburger station. In addition, it is within spit-ball range of the East-Pacific outpost of the Japanese army: Los Angeles. This suggests film factories. Alas, Glendale is not without its "cinema studies." This reveals the beauty of the bright idea for the noteless-bright pink panties and green coats.
To carry out the Hollywood theme **which runs through all things southern-California, the green-coated con-stabilably no doubt will address each other as "John Scarlett," "Little John," and "The Forest." We are visualizing their sipping oil of full-tanked *Rolls Royce* and Hispano-Suizas, to
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XXX
University of Wisconsin, Nov. 1, 1982
No. 20
Chancellor's official announcement of new publication
Noon. XXII.
Notebook at Chancellor's office at 11 a.m. on regular afternoon publication days
and 11:30 a.m. Saturday for Sunday issues.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION:
A regular meeting will be held at 4:45 a.m. Wednesday in room 29, Administration building. JESSICA PICKLEK, President.
DRAMATIC CLUB:
DRAMATIC COLOR:
The Dramatic club picture will be taken at 7 o'clock tonight.
GENE HIBBS, President.
ENGLISH LECTURE:
Miss Sara G. Laird will give an illustrated lecture on "Lamb's London" on Thursday, Nov. 9 at 3:30 p.m. in room 261 Foyer of the Lamb's London Building. BARRENS, Charleston.
LE CERCLE FRANCAIS;
NELLIE BARNES, Chairman.
Le Certeau Frances se reunit merceried a quatre heures et demi, sale 309 Frere laurit. Tous ceux qui parlent francis sont invités.
MARY SHRUM, Secretaire.
MACDOWELL:
Application blanks for MacDowell are now obtainable at the Fine Art
office.
MARY BUTCHER, President.
MEN'S GLEE CLUB;
HAROLD WALKER, President.
Regular Glee club rehearsal next Wednesday afternoon at 4:30 and again Friday afternoon at 5:30 in Professor Skilton's room.
HI BETA KAPPA;
The Council of the Karans Alpha Chapter of Phi Bhi Kappa will meet in room 163 Administration building on Thursday afternoon, Nov. 3, at 4:30 for the election of new members. The report of the committee appointed to investigate and recommend regarding the eligibility rule for election to Phi Bhi Kappa as to the number of hours residence work required and the number of hours extension work allowed will be reconsidered.
Pledge service will be held in room 161 Fraser at 5 o'clock today. Women o be pledged will meet in room 163. MARGARET E. ROBETTS, Secretary.
EDNA TEETER, VETA LEAR, Secretaries.
'LLAMBDA THETA;
UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB:
The University women's club will meet for its November Tea on Thursday afternoon, Nov. 3, at 3 o'clock in Myers hall.
W. S.G.A. COUNCIL:
FLORENCE M. HODDER, Chairman.
assist stranded Lizzies. To say nothing of crawling under Chevrolet to take up bearings and otherwise becoming heroes to lowly poor.
The W.S.G.A. Council will meet at 4:30 today in the Memorial Union.
HELEN HEAST President.
The musical-comedy coppers will have a rich field for their knightly operations, in a climate well adapted to love making.
A theme song is probably in the process of composition. "Richly we re-wear poverty" may be the title to replace "I've got you in the palm of my hand," reigning national humble of traffic tag dispensers—Minnesota Daily.
The Campus Pest
Only this thin did California students take it in their own hands to ban hazing as an active under-class affair.佩护 their abolition at California will be the next move in eliminating unfortunate newspaper balloons and promoting educational activities.Daily California.
Stanford Abandoned Annual Bowl
Hazing at Stanford University was abandoned several years ago, because of its obvious barricade, pre-war stigma. The annual class crawl or "mind fire," as it was called, continues to the present day. According to the Stanford Daily there is some opposition even to thisolder form of class rivalry. To quote Stephen Hawking, "After watching the mud fight for the past two years the Daily feels that there is no longer a need for the freshman-sophomore clash. Whether it is a good thing or not, the fact remains that the intense feeling among the various classes is a shame of the post."
Hey, Hey Boy!
stick a finger in one ear and a straw in the other you'll get hysterics. Well, did she clean it up?
Listen, Bill. I'll gladly pay Tuesday for a cigarette today. Thanks, pal.
There's Sue! HI, bihe. How's my gal? A bird in the hand gathers no moss, and a stitch in time is worth two in the bush. Besides, you must never cross your bridges before they are hatched.
Can you make a noise like a seal
Aaaaaaaaaaaack.
One of the "key hey boys" on the campus is giving his fellow students their regular morning treat. No, he is not talking to anyone. He acts crazy continually and apparently never has a serious moment. The mere sight of him walking down the street makes students laugh. Would he be so nervous to laugh, if he tried to be serious?
On Other Hills
In a survey being made by P. J. Lange, assistant professor of English for the English department on the amount and kind of reading being done by Iowa State College students, many rather curious figures have come to light. It has been found that of the 36 men organized houses on the campus, 47 were engaged in a month on various types of current literature. Four houses out of the 36 spared sums varying from $4 to $50 per year on permanent libraries. There is an average of 158 books in each house. Ten houses out of the 36 have unhierdled dictionary owned by the house, 22 have none and 4 gave no answer. Only 8 have a set of standard volumes, and 1 house has a globe of the world.
10, tom, now ya gon 't (encyclopedia)
No, I haven't given a match, but if you of the world
--tion arose as to who was to make the sale. Finally Coffman flipped a nickel and decided the issue.
--tion arose as to who was to make the sale. Finally Coffman flipped a nickel and decided the issue.
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Arrow Shirts always attract the attention of men who appreciate the fine points of good tailoring and superior fabrics at a popular price--tion arose as to who was to make the sale. Finally Coffman flipped a nickel and decided the issue.
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The University menagerie, at the University of Chicago, will undergo one of its periodic augmentations today when 40 assorted canines arrive from the Chicago pound. The dogs are purchased at from $1 to $232 apiece. In addition, the dog pound people have become lax in the prosecution of their duties and the dogs are secrect. Dogs are not the only animals cured for by Mr. Marchmark's staff of assistant zoo-keepers. There are monkeys, rats, mice, guinea pigs, chickens, turtles, frogs, and variegated varieties, as well as aerial and nerial life. The monkeys are bought in New York and cast about $29 apice.
Ten minutes after the opening of a bookstretch for the sale of medical literature by the Michigan Socialist club an organization of University of Michigan socialist clubs, police interfered and ordered the stand closed because of the alleged violation of a city ordinance. Although a member of the Socialist club stabbed he had obtained permission to operate on the stall, O'Brien to operate the站, O'Brien denied sanctioning the sale of the books, which included writings of Lenin, Karl Marx, Norman Thomas and Upton Sinclair.
Professor F. E. Johnson, of the electrical engineering department * town State apparently has the interest of his students at heart. He has installed a bell in one of the engineering building which is operated by a telecom clock. The bell rings ten minutes before the hour and on the hour to notify the teachers. His original idea was to have all classrooms on the campus equipped with similar bells to prevent instructor from keeping their classes overtime.
Official dignity was of no value to President Colfman, of the University of Minnesota, when two deaths decided the fate of the innocent victim. The girls were having difficulty selling Homecoming buttons and decided they would get the president if no one else. Without these buttons, the unsuspected Colfman, and then the question arose as to who was to make the sale. Finally Coffman flipped a nickel and decided the issue.
SOMETHING SPECIAL
The president of the Levana council at Queen University stated that academic gowns must be worn to all classes in Kingston Hall, the new Arts building, and that a special Levana court will be called to fice all those who do not comply with this regulation. The rest of Levana to teach academic gowns in other buildings other than the new Arts building.
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Fourteen sororities at the University of Oregon have pledged 100 per cent support of the Y. W. C. A. membership and finance drive being held there.
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