PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1932 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS DIVISION-ORIGINATOR ROBERT WHITMAN DIRECTOR-IN-CHEF ROBERT WHITMAN MANAGING EDITOR PAUL W. VINNER Associate Editorial Director Camus Editor Ivan McCarthy Campus Editor Ariel McCarthy Telegraph Editor Harold Stewart Senior Editor Harold Stewart Sesquefort Editor James Jackson Jasminen Jackson Alumni Editors Margaret Group Alumni Editors Margaret Group ADVERTISING MANAGER, SINNY KROSS Assistant Advertising Nurse ... Margaret Jones District Manager District Manager Olive J. Townsend Robert Whitschman Paul V. Miner Nikhon Kroos Shivon Krow Billery Millburn Arthur Ackley Ira McCarty Wilson Willham Regulations Business Office K.U. 60 News Room K.U. 25 Night Connection, Business Office 2701KU Night Connection, News Room 2702KU Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of New York at New York University, the Press of the Department of Journalism. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27.1932 Subscription price, $40 per year, payable in advance. Single copies, for each. Retired as second-class matter September 17, 816, at the office at lawrence, Kansas. SCOTCH VARSITIES Right now while most of the students are guarding their nickels with an eagle eye, comes the announcement that the mid-week dances will begin tomorrow evening. The variates have proved highly successful in the past and probably will be even more popular this year. These dances provide the only source of entertainment open to many students, who are financially unable to attend shows and the week-end parties. This year the financial situation among University students is more acute than it has been in the past, so it is indeed gratifying to learn of the continuance of the Scotch varieties. As in the past, a one-dollar Union Memorial membership will provide for admission. Even the depression has its good points, and the free mid-week parties are nearly all of them. STUDENT UNEMPLOYMENT Approximately 600 students have applied to Fred Elwisworth, secretary of the Student Employment committee, for work of any nature to help defray their expenses. Many have received help through this committee, but it has been unable to secure employment for all, although it is continuing its efforts. Education is a fine thing, but there are many who cannot gain an education without employment while they are in school. This year the number of students who are partly or wholly dependent upon work, while at school, is greater than in years past. They are striving hard to continue their studies. Jobs are very scarce this year; any form of employment is almost a luxury, but if some kind of work is not obtained, many will be forced to drop out of school. The committee is working upon the problem, but it cannot hope to succeed in finding employment for all who have asked. Students who should happen to know of some available work should report it to the committee. It may be the means whereby some one may be able to continue in school. RHODES SCHOLARSHIPS The fall of the year is upon us; school is in full swing and on an apparently successful year; football has become the gist of the general talk among Hill students; parties are being planned; everyone is cursing the depression, giving reasons for its beginning and advancing plans for its curtailment, and in the midst of our troubles and joys come the announcement of the annual Rhodes scholarship awards. This award, which was made possible by Cecil Rhodes, eminent British explorer, entitles the successful candidates to three years of study at Oxford university, with an annual stipend of 400 pounds. The candidates are chosen by competitive examination. Each year thirty-two young men from the United States are selected to receive this reward, from among the thousands who try. To study at Oxford is the dream of nearly every university grad- unte, for it is one of the world's finest schools. A Rhodes scholarship is a thing much sought after by undergraduate, and one that is worth far more than the amount of time and energy expended to attain it. It is a mark of distinction to be known as a Rhodes scholar, and it has all been brought about by the generosity of Cecil Rhodes. Our Contemporaries WITH A NICKEL, IT'LL BUY A COKE "Why, a master's doesn't mean a thing to them," thus spoke one student who donned his robes and received a master's degree last spring. After three months devoted to finding a door in the outside world that such a degree would open, he is offering to work for nothing in order to acquire "Experience," the key to all doves. "When you think how hard we have to work for it—" And that, perhaps, is the reason his key would not unlock the door. He spent five or six years in the university for a degree. And he is no exception. Every year students enroll in the university with a degree dangling like a ripening fruit in front of their insecurities. They outfit forth every ounce of strength to gain the plum. They center upon that one achievement and take all courses leading to their particular choice, forgetting that college is crammed full of interesting things; and that the greatest of them is not found in books but in real-world situations instilling and students who have differing points of view. As a result, they snatch the fruit of their labors and are "learned," in so far as book-learning may be defined. They are well equipped for a particular task, and probably unfitted for anything else. They are not well rounded for having developed interests outside their own lines. And when they step from college into the world, they find that a "master" doesn't mean a thing." College is a place for work, but it should not be confined to working for a degree. The Oklahoma Daily. HA! HA! SAY WE! One of the favorite slogans of the sport alumni that host and bowl at the games is to forget them the rest of the year is that a good football team helps col- What are the facts? For the last three years the College of Emporia has had the worst football teams it has had in a generation. This year at the end of three fizzling football the enrollment at the College of Emporia is from 10 to 15 per cent higher than last year, and that it has been for a long, long time. Ha! Ha! Say we! The way to make a good college OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN All applications for parking licenses must be filed in the office of Men's Student Admission, Room 1 Administration building, before Thursday, Sept. 29. APPLICATION FOR PARKING LICENSES: Vol. XXX Tuesday, Sept. 27, 1932 No. 9 Nelson lot at Chapman's office at 11:38 a.m., on regular afternoon publication days and 11:35 a.m., on Monday and Friday. Election of officers will be held in section 327 Morvio厅 at 7:30 Thursday evening, Sept. 29. BUN WILLIAMSON, President. A. S. C. E.: CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION; The first meeting will be held Wednesday, Sept. 28, at 4:45 in room 5, Union building, All interested are invited to attend. JESSIE PICKLEK, President. MEN'S AND WOMEN'S CLEE CLUBS; Men's and Women's Glee clubs please be at North College hill at 7:15 th verning for Freshman Initiation. AGNES HUSBAND, WILLIAM PILCHER, Directors. MEN'S GLEE CLUB: Last year's members of the Men's Glee club should register at Professor Pilcher's studio at once. Tryouts will be held Wednesday evening, Sept. 28, at 8:15 o'clock in room 302 Administration building. Bring a vocal selection with you. HAROLD WALKER, President A meeting of all Freshmen and Varsity track men will be held in Robinson gymnasium Wednesday evening at 7:00 o'clock. H. W. HARGISS, Coach. TRACK MEN: W. S. G. A. BOOK EXCHANGE: Effective immediately the W.S.G.A. Book Exchange will be open every day except Saturday at the following hours: 8 to 10 a.m; 12:30 to 1:30 p.m. During the opening rush a great many books were sold which students had left on a commission basis. It will be impossible to advise each student individually of what to purchase. Because of the Freshman Initation, the W.S.O.A. meeting will be hold a 45 tonight. HELEN HEASTON, President. W. S. G. A. MEETING: YOUNG REPUBLICAN MEETING All University students interested in the organization of the K. U. Young republican club are invited to attend the first meeting this evening at 7:30 'clock in the Little Theater of Green hall. PHIL COOK, PHIL McKNIGHT, Chairmen. We are green with envy of a St. Louis woman who won $4,000 on a horse named "Lilie Bloom." In a lie that is often called on a horse named "Cactus Pet," and said horse has been a thorn to us ever since—Garden City Daily Telegram. What is the world coming to? It is the K.U. publicity material this fall is featured by stories of a lad who discover a new planet instead of accounts of a couple of promising half-backs... Chanute Tribute. Well, one might easily be led to the conclusion that scholastic attainments in the local schools have returned to their usual high plane. The high school small team won its opening game by three touchouts—Concordia 8-4 Empire. The announcement that enrollment at the state university has dropped off will no doubt give the educators food for thought. It is also a pretty fair indication that there are less worried parents in Kansas this year than last—Garden City Daily This coming from a last year's graduate and a former editor of the Kansan is unbelievable. You should know better, Gordon. Our correspondent who hasn't anything better to do has thought up this split motto for the repellent: "If at summer's end, try, try a girl."—El Dorado Times. to let the team football go straight plumb to the devil. The way to increase college enrollment is to have a good college where boys and girls can learn how to play, rather than just of football colleges turn out boys and girls, a set of bifurcating idiots who know how to wear good clothes and splash around socially, and grow up into rich men and women who make up a whole body intelligent, civilized "people of the earth." Sez Kansas Editors Holtton—(IP)–With 124 descendants, Mrs. Louis Schwindt may hold a state record. Beside nine living children are 62 grandchildren and 93 great-grand- children. Mrs. Schwindt upon her pion- er in a log cabin in Donough县. county. Patronize Kansan Advertisers. K. U. points with pride to "Breezy" Anneberg, who walked up five flights of stairs on his hands.-Augusta Daily Gazette. $1.95, $2.95 and $3.95 pr. In this world there are two things which contribute largely to a man's success or failure. One is personality We were reasonably confident of the K.U. team unit Chancellor Lindley began talking about the increased impact field sports. -Topael State Journal. Convicts Art Are Captured Dr. George Kowitz and Alain Hester, convicts who escaped from the Missouri penitentiary at Jefferson City, were captured by detectives in an apartment yesterday. The two made no resistance. Sir Abhc Add 21 Members The football team has nothing to do with enrollment and the team in general does deteriorate the quality of education college produces. -Enpora Daily Gazette --and the other is purseonality.—Winfield Daily Courier. This report dealt with material collected by Dr. Dodge from more than 50 colleges in the West and Middle West. Norman, Okla.—Special—According to a survey made by Dr. Homer L. Dodge for the Association of University Professors, those men living outside fraternity houses do the best academic work, and that women do about the same amount of work regardless of where they are housed. Sig Abigail *Add 21 Members* Kim Siphan with 21 bldges led Kkona State college fraternities in pledging a three-day 221 freshmen during a three-day rush period. Fi Kappa Alpha was the 40th and Phi Sigma Alpha third with 14. Pioneer Has 164 Descendants Convicts Arg Recaptured A collection of the new glove styles to successfully complete fall costumes are shown here in all of the new colors and styles that will be correct for every occasion for fall from sports to evening wear. They are outstanding values at--and the other is purseonality.—Winfield Daily Courier. Non-fraternity Men Score Excellent and well balanced. Hottest Month Is Coldest Wallace Idaho — (US—Idaho)‘s summer month in northwest proved to be the coldest this season. Snow fell in various parts of the state during August. Harry Stroum, a ranger, was stranded for some time by the snow and after finally making his way to Wallace referred his hands were frozen. The Cafeteria Nothing is good enough but the best Fine-I'll try it. 25c Meal IS IT GOOD? EAT WHERE? On the hill. WHAT? Milford, Mass. (U. P.) - A piggie picked up a lighted cigarette in the street,陷入 a shed, and set a fire which damaged the building. The novel cause of the blaze was revealed through an investigation by state fire inspectors. New Fall Gloves $2.95 Other Bags at $1 and $1.95 Smart indeed are these new bags in leather, mounting and design. Plain colors or fascinating combinations to match or blend with the new fall ensemble. All are beautiful and smartly fitted. 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