PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS 。 SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1932 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHEF ... ROBERT WHITEMAN BUTTERFLY HOUSE — ROOMETTE WATERMAN MANAGING EDITOR — PAUL V. WHISHER COMMISSIONER — FLORENCE HILL Comms Editor — PETER HOLMES Sports Editor — DONALD FENNON Drama Editors — DONALD FENNON Senior Editor — JASMINE JACKSON Journalist — JASMINE JACKSON Alumni Editor — ALEXANDRA GROUGE Alumni Editor — ALEXANDRA GROUGE ADVERTISING MANAGER .SIMONE KROSS Assistant Advertising Mgr...Margaret Jewett District Manager...Bettie Millington District Assistant...Olive J. Townsend Robert Whitman Paul V. Mier Sidney Joseph Lawrence Lawrence Irma McCarthy Marcus Ince Lillianbaile Stahl Britt Milkinson Arthur Apted William Frawley Teachers Business Office KU, I 68 News Room KU, I 25 Night Connection, Business Office 201K I Night Connection, News Room 202K I Published in the affermen, for two week s. publi- cated in the New York Times. For a payment of Journalism of the University of Chicago at $40 per year, for Journalism, price $4.00 per younile, payable on account to the University on December 17, 2015. An account issued on account will be made available for publication. SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25,1932 ADVICE To the Freshmum: If you can keep your head when all about you. Are giving out advice, and heaping it on you; If you can plot your course toward success, When torrents of conflicting wisdom seem to press, Then freshmen, hats off to you! The faded wreaths of defeat shall not your trophy be. But rather, the green, triumph phantl laurel of victory. (With apologies to Rudyard Kipling) Those of us who are a little more advanced along the way will remember that this is the time when everyone seems to take the role of Solomon upon himself and drop a few words of sapient advice into the supposedly eager ears of the freshmen. From home, from our learned professors, from various organizations on the Hill, from the pulpit and even from the pages of our college newspaper come words of well meant advice and admonition. In fact, such an amount of conflicting wisdom is heaped upon the freshman's head that not the least of his problems is deciding upon the advice to take. The freshman deserves much consideration in his struggle to get started in college. He must decide for himself his own path, in view of his training, philosophy, and his purpose for being on the Hill. The success or failure of his college life is decided by him. The policy he adopts either results in success or failure, and the sifting of this multitudinous advice given him is of prime importance. COMING EVENTS Someone has said that coming events cast their shadows before them. If this is true, winter certainly is casting an unusually large shadow before its advent upon Mount Oread. The cold rain, of Wednesday afternoon and night, must have been the vanguard of an Arctic blizzard, and yesterday certainly wasn't a forerunner for Indian summer. One should expect Old Man Winter, because his reign officially started September 22, but the promptness with which he is starting his rule certainly doesn't speak of laxity or timeiness in coping with his problems. Already a few of the more frail have resorted to topeats; an extra blanket is an essential at night; and as soon as red flannels make their advent, we're going to get out our earmuffs before venturing from the house. CUBS OR YANKEES? Wednesday, another of baseball's annual fall classics will start This time it is the New York Yankees and the Chicago Cubs, representing, respectively the American and the National League. Last year it was the Philadelphia Athletics and the St. Louis Cardinals. The player, who was expected to star, might fail and the ordinary fielder might rise to the heights during the series, but it makes little difference to the many millions who follow baseball. What counts OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXX Sunday, Sept. 25, 1932 No. 7 Notices due at Chancellor's office at 11:30 a.m. on regular afternoon publication days and 11:45 a.m. on Friday afternoons. --is that the best team of each major league is battling for world supremacy; and each has its millions of followers. All applications for parking licenses must be filed in the office of the Men's Student Advisor, Room 1, Administration building, before Thursday, Sept. 29. JAY JANES: There will be an important meeting in the rest room of Central Administration building on Monday at 4:39 p.m. bring athletic shoes. KAPPA PHI: KAPPA PHI will hold pledging services for University women of Methodist membership or preference at 1209 Ternesse street Sunday afternoon at 4:30 o'clock. EVELYN WOODEN, Publicity Chairman. KATHAWK CLUB The main club will meet Monday at 7:30 in room 5, Union building. All non-fraunty are invited to attend. CONYERS HERRING, Vice President. MEN'S GLEE CLUB: Last year's members of the Mea's Glee club should register at Professor Pilcher's studio at once. Tryouts for Mr. Gee's club will be held Tuesday afternoon, Sept. 27, at 3:30, and Wednesday evening, Sept. 28, at 8:15 o'clock in room 302 Administration building. Bring a vocal selection with you. WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB; HAROLD WALKER. President. Former members of the Women's Gloe club desiring places this year must leave their names in the Dean of Women's office on or before Sept. 27. Otherwise they will not be considered for membership. AGNES HUSBAND, Director, ALICE MAE DoFOREST, President. VOMEN'S GLEE CLUB TRYOUTS: Women's Glee club will be held in room 28 Administration building on Monday, Sept. 26, 3:30 to 6 p.m. for women whose names begin with the letters A to K inclusive; and on Tuesday, Sept. 27, from 3:30 to 6 p.m. for the letters L to Z inclusive. AGNES HUSBAND, Director, ALICE MAE DEFOREST, President. All University students interested in the organization of the K. U. Young Republican club are invited to attend the first meeting Tuesday, Sept. 27, at 7:30 o'clock in the Little Theater of Green hall. THE COOK, BEN M. KLEINING 7. W, C, A, ASSEMBLY: PHIL COOK, PHIL McKNIGHT, Chairmen. T. W. C. A. ASSEMBLY: The first Y. W. C. A. assembly for all University women will meet in Central Administration auditorium at 4:30 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 27. RHADAMANTHI: GHADAMANTHI. A meeting of Bhadamanthi will be held at 4 o'clock this afternoon in the Green room of Fraser Hall. Members are requested to bring any poetry they have written during the summer, for reading and criticism. MAXINE LUTHER, President. Then Chic Sale's story of his Dad who read the city paper headline; "Bark Robbed, Robbed at Sea." Then exploded: "Pay 'em to guard the town and they go a fishin'!"—Odd McIntyre—Augusta Daily Gazette. "My wife is influenced by this nature in the raw stuff. She serves raw carrot salad every day," admits Old Fuller. "But she can make a gladiator out of me," he insists-Augusta Daily Gazette. A scientist has discovered fossil fish that walked on four legs. There are poor fish still living that walk on two legs. Arkansas City Daily Traveler, Our Contemporaries Pik Phila to Maintain House Members of Pik Phila fraternity said yesterday that they will maintain their house again this year. They plan to leave it for 14 months in the houses, but will have no definite plan until next week. A. G. ALRICH Printing Engraving Binding, Rubber Stamp Office Supplies Stationery 736 Mass. Street Now that classes have started you will no doubt begin to think of the clothes you will wear for the next nine months. Business worries are suspended until after the series is over; depression is just another word in the English language, and after noon classes might as well be dismissed so that the professors may join their students around the radios. So which will it be this year, the Cubs or the Yankees? A. G. ALRICH Schulz The Tailor Nine Seventeen Mass. Suiting you that's my business SWEDE'S for BILLIARDS also Snooker Tables Phone 540 — 731 Mass. All Redecorated What man hasn't dreamed during his boyhood, that he would become a great baseball player? Maybe he was going to be a great shortstop or a great pitcher, but whatever position he would play, he was going to be greater than Babe Ruth or Walter Johnson or Ty Cobb. And what boy today, doesn't have the same daydreams? Baseball still is the greatest American sport. A Kansas City, Kansas, man has been standing before the bleacher ticket office of the Yankee Stadium, in New York City for a week, in order that he may be the first to purchase a bleacher ticket to the opening game of the 1932 world's series. You probably will say that he is crazy. He is. But there are several million more Americans who will keep him company until the baseball supremacy for this year is decided. Sunday Dinner WILLIE HOPPE world's greatest billiard player, will give exhibitions Ye Tavern Tearoom 1403 Tenn. — Phone 2503 Monday, Sept. 26 3 p.m. and 8 p.m. Fruit Cocktail Fried Chicken or Or Pork Tenderloin Matched Porosus Glible: Gravy Green Beans Candied Apple Ring White Fruit Salad Hot Rolls Pumpkin Pie with Whipped Cream or Ice Cream and Cake Coffee Milk Tea Marie Sherwood. Manager Handy for Students Kodaks - Films - Magazines Stationery All Kinds of Drug Sundries Make this your downtown headquarters Where Students Go 1101 Mass. Rankin's Drug Store Phone 678 HOLEPROOF HOSIERY POLICY of manufacture assures beauty, durability color correctness and the finest texture .. in weights suitable to the occasion. WEAR SAFETY is assured through special processes of manufacture which allow necessary stretch for your athletic moments. DIVIDENDS will be realized through complete satisfaction over long periods of wear. PRICES SMASHED ON AUTO GLASS Doors, $1.50 Windshields, $2.50 Expert workmen and every job guaranteed. This new department of our business under the superintendent glass expert, Bob Peterson. Auto Wrecking Co. Phone 954 E. 9th & Delaware Streets Open-- Of Course Monday Noon We Will Serve From Both Counters Reasonable Prices Excellent Food No Waiting Try the 25c Meal at The Cafeteria Nothing is good enough but the best HIT AFTER HIT! WEEK AFTER WEEK! NOW SHOWING! TODAY TOMORROW DAY THE GREATER DICKINSON ALONE WITH THIS SAVAGE GIRL AT LAST! "I don't think ROBINSON CRUSO and her company like this. I must read that book again." Wednesday Only—Vodville Day Starts Thursday— Will Rogers in "DOWN TO EARTH" 1 A Lost and Found Bureau has been established by the Men's Student Council at the main desk of the Union lounge. Notice! All articles found on or about the campus or in the buildings should be turned in at once, at this place Calls for lost articles should be placed at the Union desk. Lost articles will be returned upon proper identification and payment at the desk of a five cent fee. Men's Student Council