THURSDAY, MAY 20. 1922 PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LAWRENCE, KANSAS University Daily Kansan OFFICIAL Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-JIN CHIBU EDITOR IN CHIEF Associate Editors OTTO ELLP Robin Whitley Davis Dick Jones Associate Editors Robert Whiteman Dick Jones MANAGING EDITOR MARTHA LAWRENCE Make Up Editor Ilex McKinley Makeup Editors Alfreyd Huckleberry Sunday Edition Allfreyd Huckleberry Monday Edition Alfreyd Huckleberry Sports Editor Aflieyd Huckleberry Dresser Edition Aflieyd Huckleberry Security Editor Jacqueline Johnson Alfredman Editor Margaret Garry Alfredman Editor Margaret Garry ADVETTING Manager CHEN K. SYNDER Advertising Manager DAYAN KUMK Marketing Manager KHAIR KUMK District Manager BRIANCE MILLER District Manager BRIANCE MILLER District Manager OLIVER FERN District Manager OLIVER FERN Charles E. Snyder Phill Kuster Aureum incarnatum aculeatum Jin Juwei Midwife Robert Watsonian Milton Curtis Mark R. Brown Luke Hickey Louise Bredel Frank W. Keenan Sheri Knox Mary Jane Muntz Margaret Ann Telephoner Transportation Bureau Office KU. 66 New Box KU. 29 Night Connection, Bureau Office 270K U Night Connection, New Box 270K U Published in the alternations, five times a week and published in the University of Kansas from September 1965 to January 2004 in Journal of Association of Universities of Kansas. Ticket price: $40 per year. Possible in售. Publication price: $40 per year. Possible in售. Copyright 1970. Published by Lippincott, Leavenworth, Kansas. 1970, iii. The post as offer in newspaper, Lippincott. THURSDAY. MAY 26, 1932 NEW MUSIC A new type of music has swept the campus this week. Its reign of popularity will be short, but intense. This music is revived twice during the regular school term, once during the summer session. Radios and plonograms are still. A blare of the latest jazz does not greet one as he walks past fraternity, sorority, or boarding houses. Quiet dominates everything, except for a jumbled clicking and rattling of immutable typewriters running at top speed. AMERICAN SCENES The popularity of this music, which has held the center of attention all this week, will commence dying out in a day or two, and again the usual jazz will return to welcome favor. Perhaps popular music is not high in quality, but it is preferable to the clatter of a typewriter anytime, in a student's estimation. New York has come through gallantly. The public interest of America, almost out of amusement, now has the Sacramento Almany Walker effort to attract its attention and while its leisure hours away. This investigation is just the thing to provide recreation for the public mind until the big political conventions get under way. The world's series cannot last all year. The bridge tournament had to end. The sensational murder trials end with either acquittal or demise of the accused. Congress palls after awhile. We were about to go into a slump, with nothing to go crazy about. DOUKHOBORS And so does the world move. We read with interest that British Columbia is sending more nudist Dukhobers to jail, men, women and children. Suppose the city government of Lawrence started doing that. Think of the babies that would be snatched up from their back yards. Ponder upon the stir that would be aroused if officers should slip over to the observatory and borrow the field glasses to look out toward a certain porch on West Campus road, when seeking evidence to make arrests. Or what if every airplane circling over the roofs of a certain couple of sorority houses carried policemen. Maybe we've got some Dukhobers, too. GOLDEN AGE The golden age for women has now been set at thirty. The flapper of five years age is out of style. Browning's *Pompella* was much too young to be interesting to the modern generation. Woman only becomes interesting in her April-like twenties and develops charm and personality on through her midsummer-like forties. By the time a woman is thirty her personality has moulded itself. All her girlish fluttering manners have vanished. In their place we have the assurance of sophistication. Giggles have been replaced by the Mona Lisa smile. Her dress is chosen for her type. And she is more carefully groomed. The torn horn and run- over heel of the girl is often left unpoised, but the woman of thirty must be and is careful about details. Not only is her physical charm more delightful when she reaches the glorious thirties, but her entire outlook is changed. She develops keep on with their physical and others; she finds interests outside of herself, and above all we find a self-assurance that is most alluring. No longer do the girls of twenty-five need to look upon themselves as "has beens." Their most glorious days are yet to come, if they keep on with their physical and mental development. No longer do we set any definite age for a girl to pass from an "eligible" stage into the "old maid" period. And so the woman has made a place for herself and has learned the meaning of the poem: EVEN THE BIG SHOTS ERR "Grow old along with me Ily loat it yet to be!" In a recent issue of the Kansas City Star, in browsing over the sport page a startling discovery was found. The Star referred to our own Pete Mehringer as the Tiger heavyweight wrestler from the University of Missouri. This aroused our ice, but we passed over it, thinking that it was some club who had made the mistake. A few days later in Mr. C. E. McBride's column, we learned that our baseball team was now an eleven. Possibly we need eleven men in the field, but as yet we still abide by the rules and use only nine. We don't like to criticise, but if Mr. McBride is overworked, we have a few students who will graduate in another week who would be glad of an opportunity to work The Campus Muse --and she's a Editor's note: The campus news are the reactions of students during their week of hectic, bewildering finals. They are not serious attempts at poetry or humor, merely example of the hash which fills students' minds. FINALS Consultation! Consultation! Licepulation. Pescipation. Examination. Teledexaction. The Grade arrive and it is either: Exultation, Expellation, or Expiration. HEY, HEY! Back papers and books reviews, Behind work and ink never used; Sure us in the face today, And nonchalantly smirk. "Hey hey, A NOE TO TEACHER Oh dear teacher, upon bended knee I cannot speak. I cannot teach these Spare us, have pity on us, we do pray, We can't, we must not, flunk today AN ODE TO TEACHER The most useless memory in the world is the one that remembers the xact page and location on the page can't remember what was said here. RUSSELL'S Style Shop OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN The list of the members composing the Commencement band which appeared in the Kansas Monday will rehearse Saturday afternoon, June 4 at 2 p.m. at Kauffman Hall in Kansas City. Noricke on behalf of Charlesworth's office at 11:18 a.m., on regular afternoon publication date, and 11:30 p.m. on Thursday, May 26, 1952. Vol. XXIX Thursday, May 26, 1952 No. 191 COMMENCEMENT BAND: A new plan of registering will be put into effect by the registrar's office in September. The purpose is to speed up registration and prevent congestion in the registering line. Provision will be made for registering any students who may be in town on Saturday, September 17, who may be eligible for registration. On Monday and Tuesday, September 19 and 24, registering will be in alphabetical order, followed schedule, and will affect students of all schools of the University; Monday, September 19. 1932 NEW REGISTRATION PLAN IN SEPTEMBER; 8:30-10:00 A. C. 10:30-11:50 J. K. L. 1:20-3:00 D. N. R. U. 3:20-4:50 E. F. M. X. 35c Martha Washington Candies Tuesday, September 26, 1932 We offer tea room for parties and dinners. Green Owl 723 Mass. 8:30-10:00 P, Q, G, S, Z. 10:30-11:50 H, I. 1:30-3:00 G, O, T, W, Y. 3:00-4:50 K GROUND OVERVOOTED BOARD SCHOOL OF BUSINESS SENIORS: SCHOOL OF BUSINESS SERVICE A representative of the S. H. Kress company will be at the business placement bureau Saturday, May 28. All interested seniors will call in person for scheduling of interviews. H. E. UREUNDHL GEORGE O. FOSTER, Registrar. Athletic Office Spalding and Wright & Ditson 35c Tennis Balls Used one set by Varsity 15c each or $1.50 a dozen On Sale at Cool Fountain Drinks Help Relieve That "After Fun Feeling" Special Plate Lunch The Cafeteria Nothing is good enough but the best. Your finals will depend largely on your health. Watch Your Diet Eat 3 meals of good food daily. --and she's a You will find this good food at--and she's a --and she's a Saiting You — That's My Business Any Old Kind of a Suit Will not do for commencement. Have one made for you at no greater cost than the other kind. Select your cloth and your style. We will do the rest. Schulz The Tailor Nine Seventeen Mass. She Drives Her Own Car HOLEPROOF HOSIERY fan! "STEPPING on the gas", reaching for the starter - quite a strain on good silk stockings. Now she enjoys the "saving graces" of Holeproof - sturdy enough to stand considerable cany. And only 1,000 sheer yet sturdy enough to stand considerable wear and tear. And only 1.00. Ask for Number 2100 HOSIERY—Main Floor Make the Break from Tradition You may apply for information through THE DIRECTOR Room 107, Fraser By attending summer school, you not only save time which might otherwise be wasted, but you save money. The expense of summer session attendance is lower than the regular school year, and you have opportunity for more intensive study. Is there any sound reason why, just because you have been used to spending your summers away from university work, you should not wake up to take advantage of an opportunity which may repair you a hundredfold? Don't let prejudice and tradition keep you from making this wise move. Consult your dean or adviser now. You can obtain your first degree in three years, earn a master's degree in four, or begin your work in one of the professional school degrees you are more important- you are at the same time gaining extra steps towards your life goal. University of Kansas Summer Session First term begins June 9 — Enrollment, June 8 It's Darn Simple There's no magic required. We need 20 students for paying jobs available next fall and no sleight-of-hand tricks are necessary. It's darn simple. If you can hold a receipt book in one hand, a pencil in the other; if you can read and write, you're eligible for one of these paying jobs. Apply now and avoid the rush. See Phil McKnight, circulation manager, or apply at the Kansan Business Office now. The University Daily Kansan I