PAGE TWO WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, 1982 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF XANSAN LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CLIFF __OTTO EPP Anniversary Edition MANAGING EDITOR MARTHIA LAWRENCE Marisa Upto Editor Ivy McMaries Samantha Edison Allreda Boudreau Diana Murray Dale Murray Smart Editor Alicia Huber Telegram Edition Daniel K. Lambert Telegram Edition Daniel K. Lambert Almanac Editor Jasmin Jackson Almanac Editor James Gervais ADVERTISING Manager CHM E. SAYWER Advertising Manager Manager Manager Intern Domain Manager Domain Manager Domain Manager Mutual Funds财 Domain Advisor Domain Advisor Oliver T. Tawney Charles F. Snyder Phil Kelzer Akaiah Josephson Kevin Hale Jon Kushner Brett Robert William Brown Milton Crowd Jon Haukert Mildred Crowd Lati Hukerak Lucille Browne Fiona Kovacs Fiona Crowd Safir Kovacs Margaret Jones Jason Kovacs Morgan Jones Management Banquet Office ... K.U. 64 News Room ... K.U. 25 Night Connection, Business Office ... 170 I.K. Night Connection, News Room ... 170 I.K. Published in the *alternative*, four times a week, and in *The University Journal* six times a year. Membership of Association of the University Archives, from the subscription price, $40 per year, payable in advance. Enrolled at annual late fees, September 12, 1956, and December 12, 1978. WEDNESDAY, MAY 25. 1932 THE GRATEFUL STUDENT Seniors are always warned that their care-free days are over when they graduate. They are also told that college is just a bigt four-year leaf, compared to the frosty world which is to be met after they are through being coddled by an institution. All the seniors do not agree with this theory. For some of them, college has been a struggle to keep soul and body together in order that an education may be obtained. Some of them have learned business ethics and the art of planning time and the dispensing of money to the best advantage. The individual who is thoughtful and who wishes to make himself known in his field of work, will give a second thought to the University which trained him. The Alumni Association is the only contact with the campus that many of the seniors will have next year. For those who have done this, there is a future of responsibility. That college is ended in reality does not mean it is to be thrown overboard with a splash. It is these students of serious mind on whom the Alumni Association is depending for its future existence. COMMENCEMENT WEEK Soon it will be Commencement time again, and there will be a period devoted to dignity and culture. Those who value their last days as students and the associations of their classmates above other excities will come with out the columns of publicity usually necessary to attract the public Monday, June 6, the visitors will eat with the 1922 class, and like these same seniors, will nervously sit through the dinner and many will leave before the program of reminiscence. That evening they will listen to a learned speaker and watch hundreds of young men and women enter into the realm or which the visitors are already a part. Some will be watching their own sons and daughters march across the platform to receive their diplomas. These visitors will be here only a few days, but they will take home with them revived memories and renewed friendships. PATCHES FOR MOODS Back in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries we learn that women were black patches on their faces to designate different emotions. Names were given the patches according to the factia position they occupied. A patch near the eye was termed the "passionate," at the corner of the mouth it was called the "kiss," placed on the lips it became the "coquette," upon the nose the "impudent," and so on. The shapes, too, were interesting. They might be round, square, oval, or resembling a heart, cross, the sun, stars or moon. Sometimes even the form of animals was used. Perhaps we ought not condemn modern women so much if they put a dot of black eyebrow pencil over a spot on the face. What if they would stick a huge black snake or a cocky rooster on their chin? And then, too, we might find politically minded women dashing hither and yon with a black elephant or donkey fastened securely on a cheek. Don't suggest it. FINAL ADVICE The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know, so who does it? It is not healthy to cram one's head with a great number of facts and theories that lie about in the mind in a conglomerated heterogeneity. The best method, and most certain to retain the knowledge, is to keep all the information in notebooks and texts, for then one always knows where to find it and of course he gets the straight done. Then in case one loses one's mind it would not affect one's education; for it would still be in the trunk in the attic and somebody else could use it as though it were his own. That is what is known as passive education. If in later years, one has forgotten in what one's education consists he can search through the junk in the garret, and open the dust-covered pages of his notebook and behold? there will be his education, spread out before him, and he can put it under his arm and go about the country—a man with an education. ALL'S WELL We haven't conducted a conclusive survey, but after hearing the depression talked for months (or has it been years, decades, centuries?) we have at last come to the startling conclusion that everything is cheaper. Not just advertised that way, but really honest to goodness cheaper. You can now buy a dress for $1.95 and wear it to school. If you like hats and like the pull-on affairs, those "fix-it-yourself" styles, you can get one for $1.00 and on up to about $2.50. Your shoes are cheaper, but all that depends on your feet. You can get stockings that used to cost $1.95 for about $1.65. We noticed the other day a well known brand of $1.50 stockings selling for $8c. Your other things that the law and modesty urge you to wear, are much lower, also. Yes, you've guessed why this was written. Yes, we're hoping that this little bit of publicity will help all the little girls who still believe in Leap Year and know the effect of the spring on the blood of a man; for these, we hope that this will help make the way to the aisar a smoother and more enjoyable life journey. We thank you. "NOW IS THE TIME"— The broadcasting station of the University was established to provide a means of extending education to the people throughout the state, and elsewhere. This purpose has been effectively accomplished chiefly because of the cooperation of the faculty and students who have provided the highly talented programs that have been sent out over KFKU. Only from the University itself may be selected the talent that appears on the program, and this year about seventy-five members of the faculty have contributed their time and abilities to make the broadcast periods entertaining and instructive. There is always the problem, before the management, of finding new talent and new sources of material so that they may supply variety and originality to the programs. The solution of their problem, and the effectiveness of KFKU, lies not only in continued performances by the present talent, but largely in the utilization of new talent supplied by faculty members who have not yet contributed to the programs. A WORD TO MEN Now they have found out what the ideal man should be like. We bet here's one survey that will remain in the memory of the men for a long time. Five hundred women answered eighty-one questions in questionnaire conducted by the Ladies Home Journal, and from these reports the ideal man was given his qualifications. He must be a brunet with brown eyes. His height was set at five feet, eleven inches. He must not be bald. He must wear conservative clothes in both color and cut. Yes, they wanted him to be athletic. He must never take his wife for granted or make petty criticisms. He must be loyal and want children. Notices due at Chancewell's office at 11:30 a.m. on regular afternoon publication day and 11:30 a.m. on Monday, May 25, 1952. No. 190 VO. XXII OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN BAND: The band will meet in South Park at 2 p.m. Sunday, May 29 to play for the Memorial services. Wear full uniform. C. J. McCANLEES, Director COMMENCEMENT BRAND The list of the members of the Commencement band which appeared in year- day's Kansas will rehearse Saturday afternoon, June 4 at 2 o'clock in the auditorium. J. C. McCANLES. COMMENCEMENT BAND: The dispensary will be open during regular vacation hours on Monday, May 30, 9 to 12. DR. R. I. CANUTESON. HOSPITAL HOURS: NEW REGISTRAR PLAN IN SEPTEMBER: A new plan of registering will be put into effect by the registrar's office in September. The purpose is to speed up registration and prevent congestion in the registering line. Provision will be made for registering any students who may be in town on Saturday, September 17, who may be eligible for registration. On Monday and Tuesday, September 19 and 20, registering will be in offices with a following schedule, and will affect students of all schools of the University; Monday, September 19, 1932 Monday, September 19, 1932 8:30-11:00 A. C. 10:30-11:50 J. K. L. 1:30-3:00 D N. R. U. 3:30-4:50 E P. M. X. Tuesday, September 19, 1932 8:30-11:00 P Q. S. X. Z. 10:30-11:40 H. I. 1:30-3:00 G O. T. W. Y. 3:30-4:50 B. V. GEORGE O. FOSTE CHOOL OF BUSINESS SENIORS GEORGE O. FOSTER, Registrar A representative of the S. H. Kress company will be at the business placement bureau Saturday, May 28. All interested students will can attend this event. For more information, please contact UB HENDERL. STUDENTS OF VOTING AGE: All students who are 21 years old or will be 21 by November living in first or second class cities in Kansas are urged to register in their homes this summer in order to be able to vote in the 1952 Presidential election. DON ELKIN, Chairman K. U. Democratic club. BUURTON LYMAN, Chairman K. U. Republican club. W. S. G. A.; The Book Exchange will pay paying cash for used books. Friday, May 2 at 9 o'clock. Bring your books to the book exchange. EDITH BORDEN, Manager Sixty-seven percent of the women thought that polished men were essential to a woman's loving a man. Seventy-five percent wanted a quiet and reserved man, while the rest wanted a husband who would be the life of the party. There were some of the women who liked a brunet with blue eyes, but always he must be a brunet. Less than half of the women thought that men were romantic. We guess the rest were married. Here's your cure, men. You may not be able to develop brown eyes over night, or grow to exactly the right height, but there are some other points to which it wouldn't hurt any man to give a little serious thought once in a while. The Campus Muse --and Three tomorrow And this is College. If I were an instructor At this great college I'd give every student An "A" who came for knowledge. And 16 pass those who came Just to pass the time away An "F" would be their reward Upon the reckoning day. And those who thought me harsh in making out the score Would hear "I'm very sorry air, I wish that you had made more." Hardbilled prof, read student* grader: 'F' D, mumf, F, F, D, F, D, mimus; D; well you just harel funked!" Thank God, such a thing could never b For if it could, I would get only a "C. Rent is high For Midnight oil He, hum! Every minute with fear I quake Because of the finals I have to take Clacking typewriters . . . in screeches hysterical giggles sunken eyes . . . dissipated faces in new color harmonies and unique new styles for men or women. The most perfect fitting suits in America $5 to $7.50 coffee and cokes by the dosens worried looks . . . tired bodies athing muscles . . . prolonged sights roaming thoughts . . . hasty luncheon Jantzen "Web Foot" Suits for Men or Women at $2.95 And then they are those who do not have a final the next day and who "visit" you the night before your worst one. . . CRAMMING . . and this is the way we enter final week. "School is out and we are going—" "What's the best reason for having a telephone?" ...we asked the McCarthy's Said Mr. McCarthy: Sate McMurphy: "You never know when you'll get a business call at home. And during the day, it's a fine thing to know the Missis can call you, should anything go wrong." Mrs. McCarthy: "Well, I'll admit I enjoy 'visiting' on the telephone. And it does save a world of trips to the grocery, the drug store, the cleaners and the like. What if we should need the doctor, or the police, or the fire department?" Mabel McCarthy: "All my school friends have 'phones, and it's nice to talk to them. If I'm out at night, Mother likes me to call her." Bob McCarthy: "The telephone's pretty handy when the fellows are getting up a ball game or a hike. Guess I miss out, if we didn't have one." We're afraid we'll have to let you pick out the McCarthy's reason for having a telephone. It appears that each one has a different idea. But of course we'd like to find the telephone is something each member of the family uses . . . that it gives them so much pleasure . . . is depended on in emergencies. Perhaps you do not have a telephone at home. If not, we really believe you're missing a great deal. If you're interested, call the business office. SOUTHWESTERN BELL TELEPHONE What's Wrong With This Picture? She went on her vacation and forgot to take along --- --- Chicken and Noodles 20c Fresh Vegetables Tempting Salads Desserts SPECIAL for Thursday Noon The last night of Free Biscuits and Music The Cafeteria Nothing is good enough but the best. 20 MEN Twenty (20) K. U. students can secure jobs now for the beginning of school next fall by acting now. If you can read and write, and will be on the Hill next fall, the job's yours. First come, first served. The more you work, the more you're paid. See Phil McKnight, circulation manager, or apply at the Kansan Business Office now. The University Daily Kansan 10