PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS TUESDAY, MAY 10, 1982 University Dailv Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSA LAWRENCE, KANSA EDITOR-IN-CHIER MANAGING EDITOR - MARTHA LAWRENCE Make Up Editor Make Up Editor Computer Editor Computer Editor Night Edition Night Edition Traveling Edition Traveling Edition Album Editor Album Editor Album Editor Drama Editor Drama Editor Princeton University ADVERTISING Manager CHAS E. ANYNOR Advertising Manager Manager Morgan Stanley Manager Morgan Stanley Manager Daniel Marianne Daniel Marianne Daniel Marianne Martin Frost Manager Pennsylvania College Oleon II Kathryn Board Monroe Pirkle Klarer Brooklyn Nets Bret Johnson Whistler Golden State Warriors Gordon Martin San Antonio Spurs Bill Walton San Francisco Bulls Scott Poyntz Far East Michigan Telephone: Business Office KU 65 News Room KU 49 Business Officer KU 29 Night Composition, News Room 291K Pardoned in the afternoon,见左照片 a work in progress on the cover of the University Journal of the University of Kansas from the University of Kansas (Journal of the University of Kansas), subscription price, $4.00 per issue, payable in second quarter. In second quarter, September 17, 191K, at the post office in Kansas, Kansas. TUESDAY, MAY 10, 1932 HORSE SENSE To the senior class, its president, and the memorial committee there is due a big vote of congratulation over the choice of the memorial for the class of 1932. They used good horse sense. With everything from a gold-plated South African sum-dial to an Alaskan flag pole available in gross lots and always on hand for the graduating classes to donate to the alma mater as memorials, this year's class decided to put their money in a place where it would be displayed prominently next year but every coming year. The decision to set up ten 8100 scholarships is certainly a praise-worthy action. THE IRONY OF AMERICA What a picture the United States of 1932 would present to a visitor who chanced to drop in on us from some other planet! He would see thousands of people practically starving, not because food is scarce, but because there is too much. He would see hungry people living almost in the shadows of elevators bursting with grain. He would see wheat burned and neglected in the fields fruit and even milk unconcernedly destroyed while shes sufferers areerty and bankruptcy in a country whose vaults are loaded with a once unheard of store of gold: great factories lying idle while millions clamor for work. He would see a panorama of unparalleled irony. We are just beginning to realize what widespread misery has engulfed many areas less fortunate than Kansas. It is suffering which has been covered up and disguised with pancakes and with pretty sayings, but it is suffering stark and terrible, none the less. Underlying the economic chaos which is the United States of today there are resources far more than capable of alloying the woes of depression. There is drastic need for all the goods that our now title *food* can cast out need for all the food which is now "glitting" the market. The great missing element in the equation is the human one, which we alone are capable of supplying. The depression is no "gut of God." It is no abstract and supernatural phenomenon. It is just as human as the men who helped create it, but in this qualification, perhaps, lies the key to much of our trouble. WOMEN'S CLOTHES "The Zi Zi's are the prettiest women on the Hill," or some other such statement, is quite often heard in conversation concerning women of the various sororities. The remark usually implies that such sororites have shown the best judgment of pulchricity in choice of members and are to be complimented for such. Rubbish. The organizations have merely had the good judgment to investigate carefully the manner of dressing and the financial backing of the prospective members. Clothes make the woman far more than they make the man. Take as example, a woman you have known all your life, played with as a child, and greeted as a pal or a sister. You have no illusions about her beauty, having seen her in old dresses, sports knickers, and mayhags, aprons. But put her in a silkier formal dress, wait for half an hour listen to the radio in front of her, snugging her come sl�inking down the stairs, colorful mysterious, elusive. Then say that clothes don't make the woman. Or watch the everyday dress of the women in the few houses to which we alluled in the beginning Many of the members represent the richest families. Their clothes are selected for them with the lavi-ness that is bound to lead to good judgment. The others in the community may be able to possible, to the dismay and sometimes indignation of their unfortunate parents. An attractive dress and carefully selected hairdress, shoes and hosiery will make even unpleasant a appearing w o m or more or less attractive. The poor girls who have no such advantages must at times stand on the adultery side when a girl professed prowmed women enjoy. A well-curried work horse looks better than an unkempt thoroughbred. But why complain? Competition for attention is the chief aim of young women's lives and cannot be reformed any more than competition for money and business success can be ended among men. It does soon unfortunate, however, that so many women are made miserable because their desire to mate with men that they are gluing in their minds by the constant display of others about them. But they do save a good many women from somethood, which is something. HONOR MEN Tomorrow morning convocation will be held, and the University will pay its respect to ninety senior students—the honor students of 1032 They represent the highest ranking ten per cent in scholarship in their respective schools, and while they will share their hour of glory with the leaders of the under classes, the 1982 Honors Convocation will primarily be their convocation. They have often been labeled bookworms, and yet every student knows that there is no royal road to learning. Only by diligence in study and persevering effort can one become a scholar. Work done in class, homework completed, much scrimmaging on the private practice field, fought and won its laurels in the class rooms shut off from the public eye. Tomorrow is their day OUR ALUMNI ASSOCIATION The senior class has agreed to join the alumni association of the University of Kansas for one year. This is a fine thing but something should be done to insure more members of this year's class joining again next year and the years following that. The depression has prevented hundreds of alumni who have always kept their dues paid from paying this year, and as a result the alumni association is facing what is perhaps its most critical time in history. It is a situation which almost means life or death to organized alumni activity at the University. As a result of this a group of alumni are making personal donations to the association in order that it may not die, but this is not exactly fair. Every alumnus should feel it his duty to support his own organization. Only by giving to the services of the organization offers will one be able to appreciate and to be proud of the organization. Required life membership in the Alumni association to all graduating seniors would probably be the most desirable way or solving this problem, and it would simplify the routine duties of the organization, and allow it to give more service. If so, the senior will be to leave school with a paid-up life membership the cost of the membership could undoubtedly be reduced. To reduce the pain of parting with the whole amount at one time, the sum could be distributed throughout the four years of college life. Undoubtedly the plan would have many objectively positive benefits, but entered the University they would soon learn to pay the fee each semester just as they do the student health fee. The annual Honors convoction will be held Wednesday, May 11, at 10 a.m. in the University Auditorium. Mr. Henry J. Haskell will speak. --e Alas, such is the life of an athlete trying to promote his physique at this University. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXIIX Tuesday, May 10, 1932 No. 177 Notice due at Chancee's office at 11:28 a.m. on regular afternoon publication days and 11:38 a.m. for Saturday issue. CHEMICAL ENGINEERS: An open meeting of chemical engineers will be held tomorrow night. May 14, at 8 o'clock in room 206 Marvin hall, for the purpose of forming an organization of chemical engineers. Light refreshments will be served at a cost of 15c. All classes are invited. JIM NAISMITH, PAUL HANEY. E. H. LINDLEY ALL UNIVERSITY CONVOCATION: CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION: FACULTY: Weekly meeting will be held in room D, Myers hall. Wednesday at 4:45 p.m. All interested are invited to attend. JESSIE PICKLE, President. Faculty members who wish to purchase caps, gowns and hoods for use at 1932 commencement should place orders at the business office before Wednesday, May 11. Caps and gowns will be available for rental to faculty members as usual this commencement. INTERNATIONAL GROUP OF Y. W. C. A: The international group of the Y. W. C. A. will meet at Haven屋 house Wednesday evening at 7:45. Miss Helen Wood will speak on the subject "Ten Years" for the group. The election of officers for next year will be held in the Kansas Union at 7:30 Thursday, May 12. PAUL BEARDSLEE, President. DORRICE SNYDER, DORIS ROLLINS. K CLUB A certain speech class is featured by the presence of an athlete and an actress. The other day the athlete disabled save for a pair of shorts and proceeded to class the show how to broad jump. The actress, apparently sleepy, covered her mouth, or at least a portion of her face, with her hand. PHI DELTA KAPPA: Phi Dela Kappa will meet this evening at 7:30 in the Kansas Union. H. E. DILLEY, Secretary At a subsequent meeting, the athlete began his speech by saying that he would try to be interesting enough to keep Miss — from covering her face — off. She responded by countering by telling the class and the athlete in particular that she did not do so from boredom, but because of her majesty modesty which was out-weighed by her garbed as he had been—or not been. Her final statement was cutting. She said that if the athlete in question would only look at himself in the mirror when so arrayed, he would never appear to emanate or tenacity to appear so again in his life. RHADAMANTHI: Rudhantiam will meet Thursday evening at 9 o'clock in the classical museum of Forsher Hall. Besides the regular reading of original poems, there will be an election of officers for the coming year. All members are urged to attend. Special business meeting will be held this evening at 8:45 am 1847 Barry ayman. All members expected to be present. THETA EPSILON: WEDNESDAY NIGHT VARSITY FREDERICK E. WIRTH. THELMA WILCOX, President. Plain Tales The regular Wednesday night varsity will be held from 7 to 8 on May 11. Stag will be filled a dime. NEWMAN JEFFREY. There will be a regular meeting of the W. S. G. A. council Tuesday evening at 7:35 in the Kansas Union. HELEN HEASTON, President. PEN AND SCROLL: Students complain about rain interfering with their work, but their plight is not near as dire as that of the farmer. FARMERS AT BAY There will be an important meeting of Pen and Scroll tonight in the room of Central Administration building. Institution of plaques will be held. When rain turns fields into sticky mud, the farmer is forced to stop working the soil. Mud slings to shovels, blocks feeder tubes on drills, and turns away from the plow in large pieces which dry into hard chunks difficult to break up into small pieces. Thus the farmer is kept out of muddy fields until they become dry. But does he sit in the house enjoying the radio or reading? No, his wife becomes boss and they work in the garden. Fully fledged armories hoose and the bails of twine which are unrolled and drawn tight to make a straight line to follow in planting seeds just as much as they hate to kneel on damp soil and pull weeds. Gardening on American farms has been considered woman's work for so long that, much as farmers want rain for their crops, they don't care because they know that they will be put to work in the garden. No wonder men smoke PIPES! And though the girls may not know it, they're to leave us one of the finest smokes a man can have. masculine right that the women won't take away from them. They do leave our pipes alone. EVERY PIPE SMOKER has the sat- infaction of knowing he has one There's something calm and soothing about a pipe and good tobacco. It leads to clear-headed thinking. Performers of the world—are pipe smokers, men of the world—are pipe smokers. The favorite smoke of college men College men like a pipe—packed with cool, slow-burning Edge-worth, the favorite pipe tobacco in 42 out of 54 colleges. It's cut especially for pipes, to give a cooler, driver smoke. You can bup Edgeworth wherever good tobacco is sold. Or for a special sample packet, write to Larus & Bro. Co., 105 S. 24d St. Richmond, Va. A pipe is not the smoke for girls and exclusive eleventh process. Buy Edgewere any, in two where forms are standard. Rubbed and Edgewere Flip Slice. All sizes, 156 pocket size. Handmade. FOUNDATION humid iunf. EDGEWORTH SMOKING TOBACCO Edgeworth is a blend of fine old buckles with its natural savor enhanced by Edge- Whether congress adjourns June 10 depends on the senate, in the view of Speaker Garner. The public often feels that it would be better if Congress did adjourn and play baseball instead of politics. Wednesday Noon Baked Salmon. Lemon 11c Breaded Veal 13c Strawberry Short Cake 06c The Cafeteria Nothing is good enough but the best. Calling Cards, 75c per 100 Engraved cards and plate. $2.00 per 100 Dale Print Shop 1027 Mass. St. JANTZEN SWIMMING SUITS Now Ready at $1.45 to $7 for Men for Women for Children WE'LL GIVE $25,000 to settle this argument! Write a "blurb" - 464 prizes this month! HERE PHIL=1 WANT TO GIVE YOU A LESSON IN SHAVING PALMOLOVE ON YOUR WHISKERS WHEN I DISCOVERED COLGATE'S THANKS, MACI- VE GRADUATED -LEARNED ALL THERE WAS TO KNOW ABOUT SHAVING CREAM THOSE are "blubs" men--those words coming out of Phil's and Mac's mouths. Read 'em over. Who do you *side* with-Phil or Mac? What's your choice - Palmolive or Colgate? Write a "blub" of your own- in your own words. Help Phil out-or help Mac out. Send in your boost for Colgates or Palmolive. We're putting up big money for the best "blurbs" sent to us. Get yours in! All over the country you'll find men like Phil and Mac. Millions boosting for Palmolive. Millions pulling for Colgates. In fact--more men use these famous shaving creams than any other. They lead a field of 176 competing brands. Think of it! Which side are you on? In one of the empty "blurb" spaces to the right (or on a separate sheet of paper) write your "blurb" in favor of Colgate's or in favor of Palmolive—not both, write it now! In event of a tie, each tying contestant will be awarded full CONTEST RULES Mac wants you Palmiesul users to say your phil, Say Phill's "Stick with me you Goldeus users." If you don't use either, start now and take a a shoe at this real money. MAIL your "blurb" withname and address to Contest Editors. Dept. CN-124. P.O. Box 1133. Chicago Illinois The prize money (totalling $25,000) is divided into six sets of monthly prizes (each set totaling 30,000). At the end of each month prizes are awarded (see list at right) for the best "blubs" received during that month, as follows: Contest is open only to residents of the United States and Canada. Employees of the manufacturers and their families are not eligible to compete. Feb. 29 $4200 Mar 31 $4200 April 30 $4200 May 31 $4200 June 30 $4200 July 31 $4200 Come on you shavers--get in on this $25,000 ARGUMENT COLGATE'S 3. Gives a close, skin-line shave due to small bubble action. 4. Gives a lasting, 24-hour shave. For Best Colgate PALMOLIVE 1. Beakup oil film that covers each hair. 2. Small bubbles down to the base of the beard, hold water saturated at the rane works. All contributions shall become the property of the manufacturers, to be used in any way desired. 4. Fine after-effects due to olive oil content. PALMELY 1. Multiplies itself in lather 250 times. 2. Softens the board in one minute. 3. Stops the creamy foil for 10 minutes. Some hints to help you win Here are some facts about the world's two largest selling shaving creams—Cologate and Palmolive. Here are some of the reasons why prefer these famous shaving creams. amount of the prize tied for. Decision of the judges shall be final. 1st 1st $500 2nd 2nd 125 3rd 3rd 50 9 next 9 next 50 20 next 20 next 10 200 next 200 next 5 Here are the prizes for each month----464 in all! For Best Palmolive "blurbs" 1st $500 2nd 125 3rd 50 9th 25 20 next 10 200 next 5 FREE SAMPLES Ment A beautiful gift box containing generous sample tubes of both Colgate's and Palmolive Shaving Creams as well as other useful toilet products, is being distributed. If you fail to get yours, ask the business manager of this paper why.