PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1932 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF FRED FLEMING EDITOR IN CHIEF Associate Editors FRED FLEMING Women in Petroleum Managing EDITOR Margaret D. Lippert Stacy Piekielk Company Editor Natalie M. Hennessey Magazine Editor Natalie M. Hennessey Spirit Editors Alfred H. Benson Society Editors Alfred H. Benson Society Editors Alfred H. Benson Enhance Editors Ibrahim Hill Enhance Editors Ibrahim Hill ADVERTISING MANAGER CHAR K. F. INVYDR Director Marketing Alexi Knox Director Manager Mary K. Director Assistant Fiona Gilmour Director Assistant Olivia H. Director Assistant Barry Lillipson Director Assistant Sharon M. Didler Kyle Joe Rankin Robert Reed Fred Flingen Peter Sauer John Barrasso Gordon Martin Maurice Lawrie Lily Huckley Lucie Rudbeck Paul Pinkerton Paul Pinkerton John Marsin Corporate Business Office KU. 68 News Room KU. 15 Night Connection, Business Office 2701K Night Connection, News Room 2701K Patterson in the african exp., five times a week, and in the United States, six times. In connection of Journalism at the University of Kentucky, from June 1982 to December 1983, she submitted a quarterly fee of $4,000 per year, payable in October. Entered as second-time student on September 17, 1982, for a one-year full-time position at U.K. TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1932 SENIOR SWAN SONG We're on the last lap. The last vacation of the year has come and gone. For the seniors it means that the time has come when they will no longer get four or five vacations during each year. For four years now we have been going along living from one vacation to the next all the time laughing up our sleeve at those who had to work while we rested from our hard work at school. For four years we have been staying up until all hours of the night so we could "catch up" during vacation. We've taken mid-semester examinations eight times. We've written finals seven times. About all that is left for us is final examinations once more. Our vacation days are over. We're going to work, that is, of course, unless we are so unlucky that we have to take a permanent vacation until this widely advertised depression comes to an end. IS OUR COUNTRY FREE? Are county officials in the Kentucky coal county of Harlan over stepping their legal authority by refusing to allow visiting students to enter the district in order to study conditions there? The constitution of the United States guarantees to its citizens the privilege of coming and going at will within the law. Whether the entrance of these Eastern students into the Kentucky mining district is within the law is a question which is raising much comment among officials and students. Basing their refusal of admittance on the idea that the group was representing the Communists, the officials forcefully barred their entrance and later told a committee of four students that they had no choice of action within the duties of their offices. Having proved the identification of the visitors, however, there seems no reason why the officials should fear a first hand investigation of the matter. Unless there is an attempt being made to "cover up" some conditions in Kentucky, what reason can officials give for prohibiting a study of the district as it is? Is our country free or are our officials privileged to determine the "way we shall go?" Is our country open to us or must we first ask permission to travel through it? LEG WORK It seems, dear children, that once upon a time there lived in the Dutch colony of Curacao a gentleman of sometime literary mention and a wooden leg, by the name of Peter Stuyvesant. He, not the wooden leg was named Stuyvesant. Unless, perchance, an artificial limb is to be accounted a part of the human entity and carry the name of its bearer also. Anyway, the pig in question is now the question, for the citizens of Curacao have got an unseeing curiosity concerning this lifeless anatomical portion of their historically famous governor. All men evolutionarily sound and biologically correct are possessed of two legs with feet and toes attached. What the Curaucaones want to know is which one of Peter Stuyvesant's leps was descended of Stuyvesant the elder and which one was a portion of pups oak or grandpa maghogany. The head of an historical society has failed them. No one knows where to find data on this pressing problem. As a last resort the Curacaoans intend to disinter the bones of old Peter and discover at first hand—or rather foot—which was which. Their reasons for not doing this in the first place are somewhat obscure. The whole matter has been kept in the most surprising darkness, but a hazardous guess may not be fat amuses. They are probably afraid that some American souvenir hunter, fattured from stealing sign boards and airplane wings, has taken a vacation and removed the wooden leg from the tomb of its owner, the good, sensible, unprotesting Peter Stuyvesant. There's nothing in the book that says you can do it and there's no record that anybody of note has done it, but yet there's nothing in the book that says you can't do it, so what we'd like to know is why not do it? WHY NOT? "The business executive throws the catch on his door, leaves instructions with the office girl that he's in conference and leans back in his chair for a snooze. The cook down at the corner hamburger stand hangs up his apron, puts the pillow on the counter, pulls the blind down on the door and puts out the "gone to lunch" sign. The railroad器 drops out of bed, puts in a call to the yards and a man off the extra-board takes his place while he goes under the covers again. Yeah. All around town on the morning after the night before these lucky birds are taking a rest while their business stands idle or a pinch hitter goes in. Now what's bothering us is why can't we get by with it once in a while? Say for instance on a Tuesday morning after an Easter vacation when everybody is just starting out in low gear, wouldn't it be all right to put a box of display type in this column saying "out to lunch" instead of trying to fill space with this stuff? RUBBING THE APPLE There is a course which the psychology department could teach quite easily, which so far as can be ascertained is not taught in any school. This course is "apple polishing." A thing which is so prevalent should be placed on a scientific basis. Surely the professors would appreciate being bowed to in a more subtle manner. They obviously enjoy all the attention connected with "apple polishing," whether it be a professional or of the amateur variety. On the other hand, no doubt, the students who feel called upon to boost their scholastic standing in this manner would like to know how to perform the often highly necessary obeisances without attracting too much attention and the attendant joking. There is not a question that "apple polishing" pays good returns. For that reason it might be a good idea to make the course compulsory and thereby give all students an equal chance at learning methods and devising ingenious plans. As long as different standards of grading, achievement, and requirements persist, the old practice of "apple polishing" will continue. There is small chance that any of the above things will be altered; therefore the psychology involved in "apple polishing" should be taught to all in order to assure success for everyone who feels called upon to resort to it. Garden City to Elect Only One Garden City, March 29—(UP)—Garden City voters will have only one "X" to on their ballots in the city at the city council meeting. The school board term expiring and only one city commissioner must be elected. George G. Glance, street commissioner for the last three years, is opposing a Harris motor car dealer and school board member, in a spirited race for the office. The Bard will rehearse tonight instead of Wednesday night on acceun of the Thibaud concert. It is necessary that every man be present. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXIX Tuesday, March 29, 1932 No. 141 Notices in Chambers' office at 11 a.m. on a regular afternoon publication day and 11 a.m. Saturday for Monday issues. --will not be among those who don wcpans and governs this spring. A few have left school because they were mentally unable to meet academic demands. Others were forced to drop out because of finances. But there are not a few who are still in school, the sophomore or junior yent purely because they thought they had all the advanced education they needed. This group is in, a measure, to be labeled. AND: Beginning Tuesday, March 29, the book exchange will be open during the soon hour, 12:20 to 1:30. EDITH BURNEN, Manager. BOOK EXCHANGE: CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION; Weekly meeting will be held in Room D. Myers hall, Wednesday at 4:45 m. All interested are invited to attend. JESSIE PICKEL, President DA H. HYDE SCHOLARSHIP: Applications for the $100 scholarship, intended to give advanced women students specializing in the sciences, preferably biology, an opportunity to study in other research laboratories, should be made to Professor H. H. Lane, head of the department of zoology, before April 4. E. GALLOO, Chairman Scholarship Committee. KAYHAWK CLUB: KYIV ARCHIVAL KAFIR AMAZING Keyway club will meet this evening at 7:20 o'clock in room 5. Ad- ministration building. This meeting is open to all non-fragrant men. All guests must wear a mask. LE CERCLE FRANÇAISE de la cércule de secura mercredi, a quatre heures et demi, dans le hôtel 300 Fronziller. Jake MARLE KREMER. Secrétaire. MacDOWELL FRATERNITY: Certainly a good many members of the freshman class of four years ago There will be no meeting of the fraternity this week. The next meeting to be held April 12, will again follow the regular schedule. INVEST IN President RUDOLPH WENDELIN, President. PI LAMBDA THETA: P. Luanbala Theta will hold initiation sessions this evening at 7-4 in room 106 Fraser. Initiates meet in 103 Fraser. CLYTICE WILEY NICOLHS. While the prospect of bubbly weather brings thoughts of apiring fever, knickerbacks, and pain in students it no longer presents thoughts of something quite different for one portion of the student body. Instead, they frequently meditating on graduation. RHADAMANTHI: Rhudasimanthi will meet this evening at 8 o'clock in the green room. Mem bers please bring poems. FREDERICK E. WIRTH WEDNESDAY NIGHT VARSITY: There will be a Wednesday night, varsity tomorrow night at the Union flags will be fined a dime. NEWMAN JEFFREY. What To Hear By Waldemar Geltech The program which Jacques Thibaud, greatest French violinist, will play in the University Auditorium to tomorrow evening, under the auspices of the University concert course, is one that should prove attractive to you. At the program's choice of selections both classical and modern compositions. The classical period is represented by the Serenata in D of Handel and the Schallard in G of Handel, with the major Sonata of Handel is perhaps the most beautiful of the six Handel Sonatas. It is replete with that primitive melody, which is characterized by the music of that period. The E flat Concerto is considered by violinists and composers to be the greatest of the five concertos which Mozart contributed to the literature. It expresses the tenderness and simplicity, the grace and good humor, and above all the melodic charm and elegance of the genial Mozart are always in evidence. This is a work that is eminently audited and refined in style and reflected in the great Thälbau. Daily Nehraskan: DIRELOMAS, AND DEGREES The Debusy Sonata offers the soloist an opportunity of portraying the subtlety and mystique of an atmosphere as well as a composer. Debusy may be said to be the most aesthetically convincing of the moderns. The remainder of the sonata is composed in Dvorak, Nin, Granados, and DeFallia. Thirze of these are dances of characteristic charm and abandon which are often performed in orchestrating, colorful and varied program. Our Contemporaries They talk to a business-like manner about candidates and party platforms. They also learn the responsibility is added to their counterparts as they begin to participate in national affairs. They read candidates' ballots, ask for information, then they forget to register. Daily Californian: BLASE SENIORS Undergraduates who have achieved adult status with their twenty-first degree or higher have been invited into full citizenship with the zest of a neophyte about to be initiated into an Most of these new voters have only bearer acquaintance with the world in which they are expected to assume the duties of maturity. With all their blake superiority, many senators have made it clear that they are proud of being twenty-one and are secretly a little piqued because they must admit themselves novices and inquire about voting procedures. They dislike the idea of doing anything for the first time and registers have been asked of asking, "Are you twenty-one?" It is to be admitted that any measurement of the knowledge one acquires during a college career is only relative. Regardless of this fact, however, there are certain things about college degrees which are worth considering. There is a certain element of pathos in the case of students who leave school before securing credits necessary for graduation. In nearly every instance students leave school when considering their action in later years. They feel, and justify so, that they have fallen short of a goal. This situation makes it difficult for students who take work by extension, in night classes, or during summer school. They want the extra credits necessary for a degree, even though they may comfortably situated in a vocational error. The practical value of a degree is hardly computable. It usually means little one way or the other from a financial standpoint. It is a matter of being able to accomplish a job accomplished. It is not impasent to have at least one tani-plece of evidence for all the tours spent in classrooms and over the summer — you who will get diathesis this spring—you have made a vise choice. There is news in the ads, read them --- TAXI 25c These spring days will fairly fly. And 'twill help you to be happier and healthier if you will eat at--- Welcome Back Plymouth and Chrysler Cars The Cafeteria Nothing is good enough but the best 12 HUNSINGER Nothing Held Back The Whole Horrible Truth Shown in SCHOLASTIC SCANDALS April 4, 5. 6 FRASER HALL THEATER Tickets on sale Thursday at Green Hall. SMARTEST FITTING COLLAR A SHIRT EVER HAD The most important part of your shirt is the collar. 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