PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LAWRENCE, KANSAS FRIDAY MARCH 18 1932 University Daily Kansan OFFICIAL SENIENT PAPER of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHEE?... FRED_FLEMING Jane Price ... Dick Jones MANAGING EDITOR STELACY PIECKLE Make Up Editor Oryx Pipe Night Editor Mario Merck Night Editor Paul Merrill Editorial Team David Franks Toligraph Editor Erik McCarthy Security Editor Paine Coon Allegory Editor Alexandra Hancock Exchanger Editor Phil Penn Exchanger Editor Phil Penn ADVERTISING MANAGER CHIKA E. SNYDER District Manager Kevin Kurtz District Manager District Manager District Assistant Olive Z Tecchio District Assistant District Assistant Motor Fuel Total Phil Kelner... Joe Knack Robert Reber... Ken Wright Wilson McDonald... Mildred Cox Gordon Martin... Marissa Lawren Rachel Fink... Brian Snyder Sarah Perry... Frank McClintock Employees Business Office KU. 66 News Room KU. 25 Night Connection, Business Office 2701K Night Connection, News Room 2701K Published in the alzheimer, for six weeks a week, on Sunday morning, by students in the department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the Press of the Department of Journalism. Subscriptions price. $4.00 per year, payable in 单. Single copies, 1% cash. Entered as second annual matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas. FRIDAY, MARCH 18. 1932 POLITICAL POTPOURRI All over the country the crazy Democrats and the cockeyed Republicans are gathering in readiness for their grand confabs. Favorite sons are chasing madly across the country making speeches to their admirers. Impossible promises are being made amid loud cheers and catcalls. Every politician has been bitten by the presidential bee and has temporarily lost his head. Al Smith is not on speaking terms with Roosevelt. Bill Murray has stated that the best candidate for the Democrats lives in the west, preferably Oklahoma. The Republic lacks everything from the present state of depression to the grasshopper plague of 1887. Garner is ranting about Hgower stealing his glory. Howver is telling the people to spend their money, and the people don't even have money to spend. Andrew Mellon, so the Democrat says, saw the problem and promptly make up its defect and promptly pulled out for Europe. The Literary Digest is completing one of its straw votes on prohibition. Kansas as usual goes dry, and we didn't even have a chance to vote. Congress, fearing the W.C.T.U. and the anti-cigarette league, refused to bring up the matter. It still makes huge profits and the Chicago bootiegers are highbacking each other's trucks. Will Rogers writes a series of articles on the Chinese-Japanese argument and what it is all about. Hindenburg still holds the reins of the German government. France cannot pay her debts and wants the United States to cancel the obligations. Chicago still cannot pay her school teachers and Al Capone is kept in jail. The people cry for decreased taxes and Congress goes into a huddle in an attempt to find something that is not already taxed to the gunwales. The Democrats criticize the government for good times and the Republicans say that it is just around the corner. The Republicans say that the Democrats are crazy and the Democrats say that the Republicans are cockyed. We decide that everyone is a little off and decide to stay in school rather than take a chance of starving with the great army of unemployed. FIGURE IT OUT! The latest we have heard is that the Hoover and Mellon combination is the cause of the depression. The National Association physician who has it all figured out. Not long ago we were told it was sent by God to make us pay for our sins and to sober our flaming youth. We have done further research in the field and from some of the best authorities, have found that all of the following have at some time been accused of being the sole cause of the depression. After reading these, if you have any further suggestions, call at the Kansan and we will gladly add yours to the list. Known causes of the depression are as follows: Wall street and Main street; prohibition and hard drinking; luxurious living and hoarding; education and illiteracy over-production and crop failure Democrats and Republicans; expensive clothes and patched pants capital and labor; concrete high ways and railroads; breakfast nooks and bread lines; banks an old socks; blondes and brunettes; American tourists and the shuts; automobiles and street walking; New York and Middletown air-pilots and ditch diggers; migration and emigration; the dole system and the Braille system; the insecurity alarm clocks and Seeley mattresses, wrong publicity in newspapers and suppression of the news; the politician and the farmer; high salaries and low wages; tails and contract bridge loans and payments; gold standard and silver standard; lawyers and patent medicines—But we need we go on? 15 On the Hill Years Ago March 18, 1917 "A democracy which inserts the right of manhood suffers while deverifying it," said R. Cox in *in a fool's paradise*. Prof. W. L. Pollard in his lecture on "Foreign Policy." The Ideal Man contest, held by Doctor Naimish's class in Anthropometry, waxes warmer and will close tomorrow. Fat Nelson and Larry Winn are leading today. Both are well known in athletics as basketball star and hurdler. Mike Kate Stephens, B. A. 75, a writer now living in New York, has given an artistic bench for the University Campus. It will be placed between Green hall and the Museum, facing Martin grave. Lines from her poem, "Red embroidered on the beach and red bird tree will be planted near this spring. If the Lord loves a cheerful giver, t is easy to see where a few of our representatives in the legislature are caged for. The latest fad which women of the University have taken up is the use of brilliant colored ink in fountain pens. The shades most popular are red, green, purple and black. One young woman with a purple veil writes with a violin purple dye. TAXI, MISS? PHONE Edward's Cleaners 205 W. 8th St. Phone 185 65 YES SIR! We Call for and Deliver No Extra Charge 100 per cent Pure Pennsylvania Motor Oils Our Permit No. 633 $ 25^{\circ} $ Attend the Spring Opening Jayhawk Taxi CLEANED and PRESSED Special $149 2 gal. Lots Save 50% Men's Suits 25c Hats 15c Pant Dresses 20c Pleated Dresses 50c Fur Trimmed Coats 50c Anderson's U. S. Auto Supply 910 Mass. At Vol. XIIX Friday, March 18, 1932 Nocturne due at Chamberton's office at 11 a.m. on mon., on regular afternoon publication days. Nocturne due at Chamberton's office at 11 a.m. on mon., on regular afternoon publication days. Weather permitting, baseball practice will be held for varsity candidates on Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock. ROBERT ROSS. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN N.Y.C. NO. 18 MAR. 19, 1923 BASEBALL PRACTICE; MATHEMATICS CLUB: The Mathematics club will meet Monday, March 21, at 4:30 p.m. in room 211 east administration building. HOWARD ABERENNY, Vice President. MEN'S STUDENT COUNCIL VACANCIES; MAURICE F. McMANUS, Acting Secretary. Petitions for filling vacancies of Engineering Representative, Secretary and Treasurer of the Men's Student Council must be filed with me by 12 o'clock noon Saturday, March 26, 1982, along with a $1 filing fee. SCHOLARSHIP APPLICATIONS; E. GALLOO, Chairman. Professor Seba Eldridge will address the Club for Socialist Study Monday March 21 in the Journalism building. The article of discussion is "How Socialism Comes to Pass." The meeting is open to everyone. CAIL PETERS. Applications for the Men's Student scholarship will be received in 210 Fraser hall on Monday, March 21, at 11:30 a. m., and on Tuesday, March 22 at 10:30 a. m., or appointments may be made by telephone. 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