PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY, MARCH 15 1932 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR IN CHIEF FRED FLEMING Jane Price Assignment Editor Dick Jones MANAGING EDITOR STACY PICKLE Make Up Editor Oleg Ivan Computer Editor Berry Penn Film Editor Fiona Penn Sprite Editor Donald Fleming Sound Editor Martin Fleming Source Editor Famille Orsak Mime Editor Famille Orsak Fashion Editor Elisa Phillips Illustrator Ellis Phillips Kauai Board Members ADVERTISING MANAGER - CHIS S. EYDER District Manager District Admin District Assistant Phil Kieler Robert Reed Wilson William Johnson Gordon Martin Lily Hickey Judy Blume Five Knights Five Kings Mary Lawson Lance Blundell Blunted Five Pegs Five Pegs John Marus Business Office K.U. 66 News Room K.U. 25 Night Connection, Business Office 2701K Night Connection, Business Office 2702K Published in the alternative, late times a work, and published by University Press of Iowa. Published on behalf of the University of Kansas, from the archives of the University of Kansas. Subscription price: $4.90 per copy, paid in cash or in person. Subscriptions: $4.90 per copy, paid in cash or in person. Entered as second hand material. Entered as second hand material. Entered as second hand material. TUESDAY, MARCH 15.1932 BE ON TIME The University is unusually fortunate in the quality of its enterprise courses. Each year the cream of the world's artistic talent is available to students, faculty and townpeople at ridiculously low prices. For most of us, these are opportunities which will not soon, if ever, be repeated. Yet there has not been a program this year which has been allowed to start on time. Artists and hundreds in the audiences are forced to wait almost an hour at times while late arrivals make their entry. Even then, they are almost always a few who come into the auditorium during the program, causing further delay and confusion. The Tilden matches were started on time. The audience true to form, arrived late. As a result, a large portion of the spectators already seated were unable to see much of the early matches. And the commotion could scarcely have been stimulating to the performers. A little more consideration on the part of the public would do much to increase the enjoyment derived from the splendid attractions which are offered at the University. Punctuality is probably the easiest and yet one of the most rare of all human virtues. THOSE BIG THINGS It is the little things in life that count, the old adage tell us. But not nearly the same amount of satisfaction is derived from doing the little things which no one notices, that follows when the world knows and aplauds the deed. The zon-keeper in Kansas City is really doing a big thing in vaccinating Cleo, the hippopotamus Compared to this feat the midmester tests are more trifles even in degree of peril. Think what feats may be ahead once these insignificant college examinations are over for all times You too may be called upon to vaccinate a hippopotamus. The second American revolution will occur when we take this country away from the gangsters. VON HINDENBURG President Paul Von Hindenburg, once leader of the famous armies of the German Empire, and now "iron man" of the German republic, still holds the votes of the people in the palm of his hand. He failed, however, to gain his election on the first vote. Germany possesses a unique electoral system. The people go to the polls on designated Sundays to vote for their choice. If a candidate receives a certain percentage of the total votes, she is declared the winner; he fails to do this another election is held with the high candidates running. There is very little doubt that the 84-year-old president will be re-elected. This controversy will be settled in an election to be held April 10. The Nazis and the nationalists are considering withdrawing from the field and throwing their support to Von Hindenburg. They think that the cost of another election would be out of the question. The election of any candidate except Hindenburg would probably throw the country into another turnover similar to that which followed the fall of the empire. It is for this reason that Paul Von Hindenburg is running again. He feels that he is the only man who can keep the country together. With the precarious financial condition that the country is now in, the belief is probably well founded. THE PRICE OF WAR A Communist demonstration in front of the Japanese embassy in Chicago and the hissing of a Japanese speaker in Baltimore, both incidents of the week-end, bear testimony to the effects of Japan's policy in China upon public opinion in the United States. Despite the elaborate attempts of Japanese diplomacy to justify the acts, practically the entire world has united in condemning the tide used in China itself and the试兵用法 by the Nippon troops. Aside from the enormous financial drain which the Chinese warfare is proving to a nation already in a precarious economic condition, Japan is likely to find her warlike gestures costly indeed before she can withdraw her troops and still satisfy the demands of her militarists and preserve her unique sense of honor. The Chinese boycott has added its blow to the already battered financial structure of Japan, and, if maintained, may be instrumental in bringing the Japanese to terms. Japanese agriculture is in a state of extreme depression. Asiatic markets have been re-realized as major contributors. The important silk trade with the United States has fallen off badly, and the support of the troops in China is preying a neatly affair. Public opinion is a weapon of tremendous power, and while other nations, from economic or other reasons, may refrain from it. expressing their resentment in physical terms, Japan probably will find that the loss of good will abroad will alone more than outweigh any military gains in China. Well, now that we've found our traditions were plagiarized, our professors and deans recruited from other schools, our best athletes gloned from the oily syms of Oklahoma, and our foremost students brought here from for-mer colleges, it will be before it is discovered that the name 'Kansas' away from the Indians? BEWARE THE IDES O FMARCH Today is the Ide of March. Beware! Two thousand years ago Julius Caesar was killed by his best friend. The fates had warned him, but he beheaded not their warning. Oklahoma University has banned slang. Use of it in classes is to be reported by faculty members, and those students who are so inertudie to as employ it may not receive their diplomas. You might try cutting school all day and remaining safely in your own room. But even then there is the phone and the telephone. So take your phone and you may decide to do, remember that today is the Ides of March. OKLAHOMA TURNS SISSY For the benefit of those University students who have so far forgotten their Shakespeare as to wonder what is meant by the Ides of March we would remind them that it is a day of extreme bad luck. Don't be surprised if you have a shot gun tomorrow, or if your best friend double crosses you. What a blow that will be! No longer can the girl friend be greeted with a "Hello Baby," nor can compacts be sealed with an "O. K." Instead, it will have to be "Good Morning, Miss Jones," and "I'd Be Delighted, Percy." Conversations will have to be carried on in whispers, lest by some VOL XIX Tuesday, March 18, 1952 No. 123 Notices due at Chancellor's office at 11:39 a.m. on regular afternoon publication days and postponed until April 20th. Weekly meeting will be held in Room D, Bible College, Wednesday, 4:43 p. m. All interested are invited to attend. JESSIE PICKELLE OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Tul. XYN. Tueary 15, 1972 No. 13 CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION; DELTA PHI DELTA; There will be a Delta Phi Delta meeting Thursday, March 17, at 7:30 p.m. on room 310 west Administration. Attendance of all members is required. Applicants must submit resumes by Friday, March 22. Habra una sesión de El Ateneo el jueves, el 17 de marzo, a las cuatro media. Que asisten today. WILLELL CURNUTT, Presidente EL ATENEO: JAY JANES: There will be pledging at the Colonial tea room at 5:30 Thursday followed by dinner and initiation. Attendance is required. All those unable to attend must call Jessamine Jackson by Wednesday evening. NELL REZAC, President. KAPPA PHI: There will be a regular meeting Tuesday, March 15, supper at the cafeteria at 5:30, followed by the meeting at Myers hall at 6:15. All activities and pledges please be present. EVELYN WORDEN, Publicity Chairman. Le Cercle France se recuira mercredi, a quatre heures et demie d'heure à alle 300 Fraser hall. Tout ceux qui parlent française sont invotés. LE CERCLE FRANCAIS; All students who wish to do practice teaching in Greed Training School next fall should make application for such practice teaching before March 19 at room 103 Frazier. R. A. SCHWEGLER, Dean PRACTICE TEACHING: SNOW ZOOLOGY CLUB: MARY KREAMER, Secretaire SOCIALIST STUDY CLUB; Snow zoology club will meet Wednesday, March 15, at 6 p.m. Dr. Taft, if the department of chemistry, will address the club, discussing some phase of beolation of chemistry to insanity. A. B. LEONARD, President. T. N. T. Professor Sebs Eldridge will address the Club for Socialist Study Monday March 21 in the Journalism building. The article of discussion is "How Socialism Comes to Press." The meeting is open to everyone. CARL PETERS. There will be a short informal meeting of $T, N, T$ at 7:30 p.m. on March 15. All those wishing rife practice living twenty-five events to defray expenses. Some time ago, a member of the dramatic club told the reviewer that there was discord in the ranks of the club. He also pointed out that the faculty members in the department of speech and drama art were familiar with the four-part every production and the kept silent talent from showing its medals. Well, the faculty of the department certainly kept out of this production. The other members of the faculty either as an answer to the rumored In all fairness to the members of the cast, we cannot put our finger on the performers. We were good on the whole but the production just didn't seem to "click". What was billed as a sparkling satire had been rendered in a tumbler, slammy commentary turned out to be just a fair amateur production lacking in finish and, despite some very clever choices, it was okay. WEDNESDAY NIGHT VARSITY: W. A. meeting will be held Wednesday at 4:30. Nomination of officer ELIZABETH BRYAN, President. slip of the tongue the speaker betrayed to the school OGPU. There will be a Scotch varsity tomorrow night at the Union. Stags will be fined a dime. NEWMAN JEFFREY. The decree will have a most deplorable effect upon the Sooner morale. Freedom of speech will be completely curtailed. Speech of any kind will be almost impossible. Whole collegiate vocabularies will have to be remedied. Ruggedness and energy will give way to a spirit of effeminate decadence. "The Butter and Egg Man" was a disappointment to us. We spent yesterday afternoon looking up a choice bunch of ennumes in Roger's theaurus. Imagine our feelings when we had to discard all our notes! And we had to discard everything one word out of which the Kansas style book will allow us to use. Beming of slang may be another "noble experiment," but Oklahoma has evidently forgotten something which it's hazardous to forget in that state these days. Imagine what Bill Murray will say when he hears of this. And, worse luck, the university won't be able to take away his diploma for saying it. Fawney that, Oklahoma. At the Play “希望能给您带来快乐与幸福。” "their hard words, stranger," some say. We grant that. It is not our fault that we learn to speak in a nativelic club, in fact, our aim is quite the gooose; a fact demonstrated in pre-Columbian times. and then stepped aboard. After four hours of flights which attained great awards of thetheatrical achievement and sustained enjoyment the good ship Kansas Players-Dramatic club took off last night in George Kaufman'saufstaff. "The Butter and Egg Min" and forthwith went into a nose crash in a crash an hour and a half later. Py G. H. Penney, sp. discord, or merely be the source of an agment. Take it at its value, if any must take it at its value, if any. As stated before, the characterization of the various values were good, fruitful and useful but when we gather there were many gaps in the completed picture. However, we cannot afford to overlook the work of seers. Margaret Huggins in the role of the retired five-a-day circuit "piffwammer" handled her many comedy lines in the manner of a seasoned trouper. Rolla did very well although make-up could not disguise her youthfulness. Maurice Wilden, the gullible and aspiring "angel," carried off his part of the band. He was one of Wilden's worst hits. He was a hard part well done. Jack Foist did a neat bit of character work as Oscar Fritchie, the stage-striker whose own career was a tough job. Reynolds, as the partner of the producer, fumed his way through his work because he would have made a little more of it. Margaret Callahan, as the heroine, wicked sickerness and for the life of us we saw the horrors of her own anything but acting. The other parts all of which were minor, were well prepared. YALE PROM COMMITTEE BARS FLOWERS TO PROMTEOTTER So page the play doctor, somebody please! As Joe Lehman says in the play "I'll be a hit, a whale of a hit . . . after we get it fixed." New Haven, Conn. March 15–(UP) — The Yale committee appended a note to the standard invitation to girls, saying: “The committee has requested that you give the idea to Yale. News columnist, thinks it would have been a good idea to carry the idea out to its logical conclusion and add: ‘On second thought, the prom committee has requested your consent to apply the money to the food hill.’” Campus Opinion An Open Letter to the Operating Committee of the Memorial Union Editor Daily Kansas; I should like to be in a campaign to restore and maintain the good name of the Memorial Union. Many loyal Kansan note with regard a growing tendency among the students and even the alumni of the institution. Most regretful is the practice of the officials in control to use a variety of inaccurate and confusing names. Last week, social affairs were advertised in the Kansas to take place in the Memorial Union, the Memorial "Union Building". Why "building"? 4. To drop the Memorial idea is to fail to keep faith with the public that contributed the means to build it. In the image, a stone wall and a corner stone which contains a carefully engrossed list of the heroic dead in the group picture in the lobby, on the bronze tablet in the vestibule—everywhere the Memorial idea is foreseen. It is not to be thought that the operating committee has authority to conduct research on matters, but it surely is in a position to influence the whole University by a consistent policy in its own official language, which must be communicated, the Graduate magazine, and the correspondents of the Lawrence and out-of-town newspapers should help to guide research. This is a plea for the greater dignity and worth of the Memorial Union. M. W. S. A New Book of Verse by RABINDRANATH TAGORE $1.75 Do You Observe Heels That Are Run Down and the Shoes Twisted Out of Shape? The Book Nook Take a glance at yours occasionally. 1017 Mass. 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