PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS SUNDAY, MARCH 6, 1932 University Daily Kansar OEAC Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CIFF FRED FLEMING Associate Editors Jane Price Disk Jones MANAGING EDITOR STEACY PICKEL Make Up Editor Own Tup Night Edition Find Paper Night Edition Print Driver Tepelgraph Editor Margaret Driver Tepelgraph Editor Margaret Driver Album Editor Printer Oi Album Editor Printer Oi Exchange Editor Phone Company ADVERTISING MENAGER, CHASE E. SYNDER Dianed Manager Dianed Amount Dianed Amount Dianed Amount Oliver Groom Berry Milligan Berry Milligan John Martin Paul Kepler Robert Reeve William Whitman Gordon Martin Leta Heykamp Lena Hewitt Martin McCormick Patrick McCormick Telephone Business Office K.U. 6 News Room K.U. 2 Night Connection, Business Office 27018 Night Connection, Business Room 27018 Pollished in the afternoon, five times a week, on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Sociology and Anthropology. Resumes to Ports of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price: $4.00 per year, payable in cash. name, Single copies, 5x each. Entered at second term on September, 17 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas. SUNDAY, MARCH 6. 1932 PARABLE Babac, a servant of Ithuriei's reported after listening to the magi. "He divided into several parts what needed no division at all; he proved methodically what was sufficiently clear, and he taught what everybody knew. He threw himself into a passion with great composure, and went away perspiring and out of breath. The assembly then awoke and imagined they had been present at a very instructive discourse." This took place in the far away city of Persepolis, Persia, some several thousand years ago; we wonder what Baboue would report were he to visit a class room on Mount Oread some lazy spring afternoon? TOO MANY RECRUITS To those who believe public sentiment would never allow this country to be drawn into another war, European or Asiatic, are offered the news that since the trouble in the Far East, United States naval recruiting stations have had pundreds more applications for enlistment than could be accepted. Men everywhere believe wan with Japan is inevitable, and those same men are ready, even easier to enlist. Some time back, when the headlines on the situation in the Orient were particularly vehement, remarks could be heard on all sides such as, "Are you ready to enlist?" "Looks like war," and "I wouldn't mind a trip to China." There is more truth than poetry in the assertion that each generation must have its war. Moving pictures, stories, novels, which play up the very few humorous angles and the few hilarious moments of soldiers (usually on leave in Paris) cause the actual horrors of the war to be over-shadowed in the minds of the new generation. Life becomes humdrum when there is nothing to show us how lucky we are that it is humdrum. When things move along calmly day after day, emu develops; we feel we need excitement. And then the war is over and health is broken or bodies are maimed, we realize our foolishness—but then it is too late. Despite all the propaganda against the war in the past few years, the public could still be easily drawn to favor a war. A little stirring martial music, a few headlines, and some strategic publication on the part of the war department, and we could hate as easily and as viciously as we did in 1917. It seems that man will never profit by the mistakes of his father. KANSAS THE MARTYR Again Bleeding Kansas forget to the front. Again she occupies the ranks as the outstanding fighter. But this time the bloodshed is metaphorical. She suffers only the anguish of being in the minority. The Literary Digest announces that Kansas is the first state to vote a dry majority in its annual poll (and incidentally free advertisement) on the Eighteenth Amendment. This really means that Kunans are conscientious in their convictions on the liqueur law. Where other states would vote overwhelmingly came to a vote on repeal, Kansas is the only state which takes the trouble to record its convictions on massa in a non-authoritative vote. Tennessee is on the border line. That state is wavering between wet and dry. Why doesn't she make up her mind and vote wet in line with other southern states and quit trying to steal our thunder? Kansas likes her reputation as a martyr, as a crusader, as "Blue Sky Kanes," and we don't need any help. So keep up the fight, all you wet grounders. Stay at home by the firecrack, all you prohibitionists, Let the Literary Digest poll fool the pulbible. And let Kaiser keep 'er reputation of being different. A TRIBUTE TO "PHOG" The following tribuit to Forrest C, "Plogg" Allen appeared recently in the Kansas City Star. It was written by C, E. McBride, sport editor of that paper. Kansas has captured another basketball championship in a season that saw record crowds turning out in several Big Six field house and gymnasiums. The championship was captured in a hard driving finish, two other college championships, and Missouri, fighter for the title right down to the final game. Kanada has to go through five to win first credit goes to the players of the team who had the most success, he fight to buck the breakers. Next credit goes to Porter Clea, Allan, hustles and charges. Gearing back along the storm-event trail of the Big Six basketball race and with some knowledge of the administration of the Kansas coach in the work of his directorship this correspondent marvels that he found any time at all to give to him a chance to realize the thought of trying to the coaching business. No other director in the Big Six does any coaching to speak of Certainty not only in his game, but also in his Forest C. Allen does double duty, directing the department of intercollegiate athletics and physical education. Trough the weeks of the basketball season, the athletic board of Kona State has issued a rule requiring students to cut spending. The budget had to come down many thousands of dollars, crieshelled to go to salaries of those required conferences, meetings ... much work to be done. And all the while the state would be wring rolling around each week. Under the conditions the Kansas director might have been pardoned had he let the basketball take care of it, but the administration was vexing affairs of administration . . . but he bowed the bank and hopped to it. He carried both loads, and apparently did a good job. Certainly his basket through in a final bail-in charge. In the winning of this basketball championship it seems to me that for one at least the coach is entitled to rank close to his players when tribute is given. Forest C. Allen turned in an excellent job under trying circumstances. PROTECTION With kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby the attention of the whole nation is called to the fact that we need a uniform law in all of the states regulating the penalty which shall be placed upon kidnapers. Right now might not be the best time to make these laws, for public opinion is very harsh against all kidnappers, and any such law now made might result in something which would be more harmful than helpful. Two solutions seem to present themselves. State laws may be enacted, or kidnapping may be made a national offense, and the enforcement of such laws left to the federal officials. "Four years of college give the average girl a slim figure," reports the physical director of a women's college. Yes, and they have the same effect on Dad's pocketbook. "An eastern university is X-raying the lungs of all freshman candidates for the gice club or cheerleader positions"-Popular Science. If this plan is successful we could probably do away with examinations also by taking X-rays of the brain. GRADUATE CLUB: All graduate students are invited to meet with the Graduate Club Tuesday, August 13 at 4:30 p.m. in the offices at the Union Building. Professor and associate director of the Graduate Club will speak. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXIX Sunday, March 6, 1922 No. 125 Notice due at Chancellor's office at 11:10 a.m. on regular afternoon publication days and 11:30 a.m. Saturday for Sunday issues. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN PRACTICE TEACHING All students who wish to do practice teaching in Oswd Training school next fall should make application for such practice teaching to March 19 at room 103 Fraser. B. A. SCHWEGLET, Dean. PRACTICE TEACHING: QUILL CLUB: Quill will meet Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock in the W.S.G.A. room. This will be the last meeting before initiation. CLINTON YOUNG. ROY. L. ROBERTS Now that I have though the matter over I remember that two years ago the Council retrained a man because he did it voluntarily without any outside help. From the appearance of the present question it might look as if the men who were involved in how to run their affairs and it took the men of a political party that is not in power to remind those boys that if they are in office they must keep their position at least. I admire them very much for such a spirit that is in the interest all of the men of the University of Kansas. If we have rules why not observe? D. T. RATCLIFFE LECTURE: W. S. G. A. ASSEMBLY: S. K. Ratcliffe, the English journalist, will speak on the lecture course on March 23, instead of March 7 as announced earlier in the year. All women students who desire to attend the W.B.S.G.A. Assembly of the 0250 class on Monday morning, March 7, will be excused from class. Charge will be $100.00 per student. March 6, 1917 Editor's note: Before the Kansas Department was born, the Engineer of Mining and Geology of the School of Architecture year and put out an eight page Kanran. Fifteen years ago today the Daily Kansan was given over to knowing how to think in a puzzling mind. Founded in 1829, the minde- partment of the university has steadily grown to become a leader in the application of one of the most widely known and respected division of the School RAYMOND NICHOLS, Chairman. Emmaus "Daddy" Haworth says in an article "No one knows just when he was born," which was first conceived, or by whom such a conception was brought forth. As early as 1857 I heard the late Prof. G. E. Patts say that such a branch of the University is now unfinished. The universities finally succeeded and our mining school was started. It was small and is yet, but already we have moved from underground to earth with their accomplishments. It is now in good hands and although my name no longer stands where it did for years in connection with the mining school, I feel even more enthusiastic over it just the same. A mind is a hole in the ground with a bar on top. Next year the mining department will offer college students three hour course in ore dressing and a three hour course in methods of mining. A mine is a hole in which you pour money, and pour money, and pour money, and out of which you pump water, and pump water, and pump water. P. E. Walker, Dean of the School of Engineering explains in today's Kansas what education in roaming engineering gives and gives the history of such schools. Other feature stories are "Kanna Bolt Beds can Secan the World's Kanna," "Yo Ho Skimmie!" Let’s go out Googly Hollyhops" and "Pricelessity." Campus Opinion we may ask I noticed in the Korean questioning the elitist of some men who are indoctrinated with Christianity, just who this was aimed at. I don't know, but it does seem very funny that a body of men such as the Council should seemingly forget all about there being eligibility rules for Hill organizations. They were so stupid that they funny, because I didn't know that there was an eligibility rule, but I asked a friend of mine who is in an organization what they were. When he told me they were supposed to pass 27 hours the two preceding semesters and that summer and correspondence work could be counted in that total of 27 hours I began thinking that those men are ineligible must not be much whether they work or not Editor Daily Kersan: --- Our Contemporaries MEPHISTOPHELEAN QEPRAVITY Teronto Varsity: MEPHISTOPHELEAN DEPRAVITY Because this is the occasion of a ceremonial celebration in honour of Geoff and his Dv. Feuxton, human nature is brought to the surface, usually perceived to the astonish joy of "Swamp four hours of self-interest" Whether the world has always been in this note of thoughtful consideration of self, or whether it has suddenly become so profoundly influenced after years of frustration that particular form of self-regression, it would be difficult to determine, because every generation ingenuously believes that we are all children of the same all time. Certainly we now come down to hard cold fact, not pleasant ones; sentiments and ideals have found a new home among the dusty annals while blatant undigested materialism and self-self attitudes are in evident progress. Even the philanthropist in this editorial is discouraged. Tradition is shed. The only spark still in evidence are the revival of Gosse and comes over-absurdities of our past, but now they have bound everywhere by one organization controlling another; we are required not to be vindictive, ironic, or sinuous, because someone's social pressure might be jeopardized. Again and again it has been repeated that if a man has accepted no ideals for himself, he will be certain he never shall. About universities, governments and organizations today there are only cold-blooded individuals who mention altruism as a way to advance; not the mental stamina to stand back to the wall to face a moulded throne because they know an ideal is right, but not that they have made the prize, whose meant casting shot upon idealists, whether because they do not or will not understand. Must we always how to such because they receive a ten per cent commission* Virginia Schole, 6572, in employee with the Pacific Mutual in the large department in Southern California. 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