PAGE TWO --- THU SDAY JANUARY 21, 1922 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LAWRENCE, KANSAS University Daily Kansan Official Student Pater of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Associate Editors EDITOR-IN-CHEEP GORDON MARTIN Lake Honey *Associate Editors* Elliott Penner MANAGING EDITOR **STEAKY JACKEL** Make Up Editor Compiler Editor Music Editor Sport Editor Telegraph Editor Imagery Editor Departure Agent Alanexa Editor Facebook Editor Jane St. Clair Sunday Editor Barrie Harris ADVERTISING MANAGER ROBERT REED Advertiser, Adv. Mgr., Charles E. Saylor District Assistant Salber District Assistant Ferguson District Assistant Margaret District Assistant Phil Kaeperle Joe Knack Paul McCartney Pat Fenton Robert Whitman Mitch McIntosh Gordon Martin Marte Ruffey Larry Hewlett Lyle Ruffey Michael Picard Transportation Business Office K.U. 6/2 News Room K.U. 6/2 Night Connection, Business Office 270/1K Night Connection, News Room 270/1K Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kashan, from the Press of the Department of Journalism. Subpoena request by mail, $40.00 for carrier in Lawrence for 1931-12, $15.00 single figure, $12.00 for carrier in Lawrence for 1931-12, $15.00 single figure, September 17, 1931, at the post office in Kansas, Kansas art of March 3, 1879. THURSDAY, JANUARY 21. 1932 THE LAST WORD The time has come to lend thine ears to "Au Revoir." This is the last editorial that this editor will write for the University Daily Kansan. Looking back over this rather hectic period, it appears to us that our term as editor-in-chief of this illustrious sheet has brought us much to be remembered. During this short period of service we have laughed and cried, stormed and raged, cursed and sworn, and surely time will prove that such experiences will not have been in vain. It is not without a measure of regret that we leave office. We tender a fond razberry to our pals on the staff of The Kansas State Collegian at Manhattan. Also, we leave our moral support to the new editor in the hope that he can devise some way of making the W.S.G.A. legalize baths for the girls after 11 o'clock at night. While circumstances have made it impossible for this editor to assail some actions and institutions, apparently screening for criticism, it is not because he hasn't tried. But Robert Burns said something once about the best laid plans of mice and men often going wrong, and just for that he got a cigar named after him. So we live in hope. Perhaps some day that long-awaited "good" nickel cigar will bear our name. To you who have taken time to read this page, and you who have helped write it, we praier our earnest thanks in the hope that in some small way you have been recompensed. Meanwhile we live in hopeful expectation of graduation. And believe it or not, we're glad that's all just about over. 'TIS THE NIGHT . . . The night before finals--any room--any lodging house--endless activity..unusual merriment passe .. tables strenued with "as good as new" books .. notebookes untouched since mid-semester .. "cold" notes hard to translate equally-difficult to remember .. forgotten assignments to turn in late .. drowsy lids .. drawn brows .. busy faggers cramped from writing .. limbs fatigued from sitting .. coffee .. quiet .. except for typewriter in next room .. lights on everywhere .. power company to make up deficit .. a few sights of regret .. vow never to wait 'till the last night to cram .. to start early next semester .. study every day .. hot dog for consolation .. sleep .. what is it, anyway .. must be an illusion .. couldn't be real—too far away .. moment's revere of days gone by .. back to printed page .. what did prof say about that .. asleep in class that day .. memory, memory .. must not fail now .. rote learning .. far, far into the night. Morning . . . tired bodies . . . worn out souls . . . mind balls . . . struggle to hill . . find seat . . . scan questions . . . not what was learned night before . . hazy, obsure points . . sigh . . cling to pencil . . bear down on quiz book ... vague anwə... s ... mostly guess ... turn in quiz book ... a coke ... back home ... hasty nap ... coffee ... prayer to God to send death's ture to remove misery of final torture ... ready for all night vigil Last year, the longest theater run in history came to a close. It was, indeed, a half run as long as American history itself. For the first time since its premier in 1853, there is not now a single company anywhere playing "Ucle Tom's Cabin," according to a report in the Theater Guild magazine. THE LONGEST RUN Its run has been as wide as it was long. It was not confined to New York nor to a half a dozen big cities, nor even to the road as it was thought of at that time. It was played in town halls, under canvas, and in empty rooms over hardware stores. "Uncle Tom's Cabin" represented the theater all across the American continent for three generations. The five year run of "Abie's Irish Rose" was assumed to have established a record. But "Uncle Tom's Cabin," with its characters of Topsy and Little Eva, has beat that record by just 72 years. The acting was what a metropolitan audience and a dramatic critic would call "bad." But there were real parts, nevertheless! It was a real play—a story of a race n bondage. "Uncle Tom's Cabin" was not only our most successful American play. It was an American institution. Its day is done; if the play is revived, it will be a curiosity. But no one can revise Topsy as she has been in days past. We must pay the price for our sophisication. HISTORY NOT ALWAYS A GHOST House by house the city of Saratoga, Kansas, vanished, until only an old church and school building remained. Now the last mark of a once thriving city is gone with the tearing down of the old brick schoolhouse, near Pratt. Saratoga once boasted 3000 inhabitants and made a strong contest in a county sect fight. The old inhabitants have not forgotten that once this trading point sheltered hundreds of sheep and that its water mill was a mecca for the farmers for many years. The new replaces the old, but the ghost of history comes back sometimes. The automobile replaced the horse and buggy. But sometimes a team is called to pull a car out of the ditch or clear up the wreckage. Garages have replaced blacksmith shops, but you pay for your service. According to the student hospital and dispensary staff, between seventy and eighty students have been calling daily for cold treatment during the past few days. That is a quite considerable number, and with the shorter sleeping hours of final examination time and its resultant lessening of resistance to colds, there may be a far more widespread epidemic of this menace. Doctors will not administer canned milk for ills for sometime yet, and most women will continue to eat three meals a day. An article in Scribner's says that the "jazz age" is over, but to some it has never yet come. Some of the old traditions may never die—just as grandmother's broth cures a cold quicker than the pink pills from the doctor's cabinet. Much of the spread of nose and throat colds could be avoided if those who have them would use the intelligence which college students and faculty members should have. Why do so many have to cough and sneeze without covering their mouths and noses? A doctor once said that an intelligent tuberculous person was of far less danger to those about him than an unthinking one suffering from a common cold. The tuberculous person knows how, by COLDS University of Texas Plans Expansion: 8 New Buildings Will Cost $4,000,000 Austin Tex., Jan. 21-(UP) The University of Texas, established in a cow-pasture in 1883, will begin its greatest expansion program Jan. 28, when contracts are let for eight new buildings coating about 15,000 square feet on the third congress of the Texas Republic set up 50 leagues of land to provide for a "university of the first class." The University opened 44 years later in the midst of brick, mortar and lumber of an unrestrained campus with an enrollment of 218 students. The University now is valued at $4,000,000 and has an enrollment of buildings costing about $4,000,000. building program to be initiated Jan 20, the university will be the outstanding institution of the South in physical education. Valued at $40,000,000 For years its growth was delayed by adverse attitudes. In 1832, however, the hopes of Texas pioneers for a "university of the first class" will be re- preventing the escape of the spray that spreads his malady, to prevent infection of others. Colds are spread in the same fashion, and their spread should be hindered in the same manner. If these who come to classes and examinations with colds and do nothing to prevent spreading them are as inconsiderate of others as that, they should be asked to leave. A man recently returned from California had some rather depressing news for prospective human who are planning a trip to the "golden state" in the near future. The city of Los Angeles, in an attempt to curb the indus of warmth in the city, is considering mand that every transient must have at least fifty dollars before he can enter the city. All southbound gentry of the road are also being closely watched, and gently but firmly asked to move on if their finances not appear to be large enough to enable them to support themselves. While it is true that most cities in the United States are making some attempt to deal with the problem of the transient in this time of depression, it is equally true that there must be some limit at which generosity should cause Indiscriminate and illogical feeding of the crowds. The west to escape the rigors of the winter, would result in virtual bankruptcy to the givers of the food and shelter. An epidemic of colds at the University is a serious matter. It seems that the poor hum, unless he be already firmly enforced in a warm county jail, will have a tough winter in sunny Cali. "Go West, young man," seems to me rather a rattle gesture. LO. THE POOR BUM! The second structure in the expansion program will be $450,000 physics students. The second structure completed $800,000 chemistry building. A third building for general studies area. North College. Is the Oldest. Thing on Mt. Oread. Except. The Mount itself. It was. Here when Uncle Jimmy was a boy. And Uncle Henry was a boy. And attacks in his, Chasinates' Seats. (From Essays in Tabloid.) even a wing of its first muk- building crumbles to make room for a $1,000,000 library building, cap- house of learning 1,000,000 volumes. Chancellor Strong will go to.Topper today to meet the charges趴 against the University by the efficiency committee from the legislature. The committee accused the University of specialization and being "top heavy." Doe Jan. 21, 1917 15 On the Hill Years Ago The Kansas State Temperature Union has passed away, but its good work will be carried on in Kansas by the Anti-Saulon League. The irrisible musical play of youth, romance and clean fun, is "The Blue Paradise" at the Bower-sock tonight. R. L. White, University of Texas enrolled, is now touring the nation, inspecting other student union buildings before dropping ulas. "The Manufacture of Tungster Lums" will be the topic for discussion at the A. S. M. E. meeting tonight. Other improvements will be made, such as steam trimmings connecting the new structures, landscaping, new roadways and boulevards. Other structures on which construction bills will be opened are a $350,000 economies building, a $250,000 geology building, a $250,000 engineering building, an architecture classroom, and a $250,000 furniture for men. Architect on Tour r> Strong said that this is merely a rational opinion of some of the mothers, and they do not have the real or an understanding of the situation. Our Contemporaries From The Montana Kaimin: SMELLING SALTS OR BATTLE-AXES Once in every decade of a century, one finds in the generation that is just referred to as the "ynguerin," a certain type of youth which is looked upon as a representative of that age, and as a representative of the period 1920 to 1997. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXIX Thursday, 21 jun. 1932 No. 96 In the 1900s the popular version of the “strictly modern” young woman was the Glaison girl with her *worship of crowning glory* and her *sweet and kind heart*. Her wit, intelligence, waited, business-like person who was the bucker of women’s rights and suffrages. In the ten years that followed she became a fierce opponent — or perhaps it only secures so because of its recency. From out of the yards slashed from skirts and bunbels of tresses that fit the floor from her waist to her head, she made her debut. The World War II high cost of living—everything was blamed for producing such a creature as the Glaison girl—left chateau to hell were wrieve and accepted by some, but the indulgence made her thrive and her popularity roared skewward until people used to In 1930 the flapper dick and Miss America went feminine, deciding apparently to capitulate her sex. What she was going to do, I believe, bring forth cannot be told. We are emerging from the period of economic reindustrialization that followed the war—when we were forced to wear the slapshirt to be 'Back to the Gibson girl' of the navy decade, or will Silly Jones don pants anduff a cairn—a man of color who should not be silly Natalie will find a needier. It is still said by many that the world’s youth is en route to pedition. We’re excused by others who say it’s not here we’ve arrived, for this depression is it. K CLUB: The 1890 sweetheart cloaked; she needed too many small salads. On the other hand, our militant suffragette of 1840 swearing to heavier a battle-scarf, she needed to mount a defensive fountain smell, that's her prerogative. If she找你 like it, let her bear arm for her sex, but don't let's have her tiring all over the place or neglecting her kitting to picket the White There ought to be a middle ground. TIME TO QUIT CODDLING STUDENTS The Oklahoma Boilie The paramount need of our educational system is half as much teaching by teachers and twice as much learning by students. Frank who is in a position to The student who goes to college with every purpose of fitting himself for a life care often finds himself a graduate in a school with no university head so which no many university heads feel necessary in training the majority of students, has left him prepared and unable to prepare. With no one to drive him, the youth who starts out to set the world alarms and start the flame. It takes a college graduate of more than ordinary merit to step into a good position today. Many are students from a school by remaining out of school a year or two before finishing. Those who have ideas of what they should accomplish. Too many people are in college just to be able to say they have been there. They don't want to believe before that of codling would double the time spent studying, while diatribally reducing the budgets. W. S. G. A. BOQK EXCHANGE: There will be no Quack club meeting until next semester. LILLANI PETERSON, President. From The Oklahoma Daily The W. S. G. A Book Exchange will buy used textbooks Jan. 25, 26, 27, 28 This does not include texts used in the Schools of Law and Engineering. The office is not open this week. MARY BENNETT, Manager. W. A. White Here William Allen White spoke before the national convention of Theta Sigma Phi in 1917-18. Read the Kansan want-ads. TAXI 25c Phone 987 GUFFINTAXI QUALITY STUDENT SUPPLIES at Lower Prices Everything You Need During Exam Week Note Books Note Papers Quiz Books Buy and Save COE'S DRUG STORE 1247 Mass. — We Deliver — Phone 521 BURIED ALIVE Here we are—literally covered up with the finest stock of suits and overcoats we ever had. It's a case of having over-estimated our needs when we gave our orders for fall. You see, these suits and overcoats were so outstandingly fine and attractive that we just couldn't help buying them in large quantities. So here we are—heavily overloaded with suits and overcoats which we must dispose of at exceptionally drastic reductions. 3 SUPER-VALUE GROUPS of Society Brand and Griffon Suits--Overcoats--Topcoats Many Styles That Are Good for Spring Wear Remember—you are getting this season's styles—not carry-overs or odd lots. The Society Brand or Griffon label and Ober's guarantee of the finest style and quality goes with every suit and overcoat. One lot of $5 to $8.50 Knickers HALF PRICE One lot of $5 to $8.50 Troucers HALF PRICE FOR YOUNG MEN AND MEN WHO STAY YOUNG