PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS MONDAY. JANUARY 4, 1932 University Daily Kansan Official Student Payer of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR IN CHIEF ORDON MARTIN Amber Elyse Associate Editors Lela Hackney Villiam Press MANAGING EDITOR KETCY PICKEL Make-Up Editor Mike Burke Campaign Editor Warren Lynch Designer Ulrich Reuter Sport Editor Bob Hirschman Secretary Editor Dave Hanen Senior Editor Dana Schmidt Executive Editor Cristina Dugno Architect ADVERTISING MANAGER ROOM REEF TEAM Advertise. Adm. Mgr. Charles E. Sender District Assistant Gretchen Suber Gretchen Assistant Margaret Margaret Inc Phil Kieler ... Jon Klein Robert Wilson ... Kim Prince Michael Wachter ... Michael Wachter Gordon Martin ... Marcia Lanter Ira Hickner ... Lucie Bolden Mary Foley ... Mark Foley Airport Business Office KU. 1 News Room KU. 2 Night Connection, Business Office 2701K Night Connection, News Room 2701K Pollittin in the alternation. For times work, he was at the University of Massachusetts; for times work, he was at the University of Massachusetts; from time to time, he was at the University of Massachusetts. Lawrence (from 1831-1835), 9, 15, 20. Single career. N.Y.C., 1836. At the age of 40, he was at the Lawyers' Court, Lawrence, N.Y., 1836, at the court at Lawrence, N.Y., 1837. MONDAY, JANUARY 4, 1932 sensor's note. While the Hill settles down to its annual after-Christmas grip, various and sandy editorial writers have seen fit to comment upon the tremulous numbers of their materials are presented as a symposium upon what has gone before and what will come in the future. A DRAB WORLD This morning Mount Oread opened up under threatening skies to a well-worn student body suffering from the sudden annual immersion in the ice wave of scholasticism which invariably envelops professors after each Christmas vacation. Nobody accomplished much in classes today. Nobody ever does the first day after a vacation. Students come back the first day with a "don't care" attitude, but after one day of classes high-pressure students are taught the multitudes, and that mad race down the final stretch is on. From now on it will be tough. Everyone, except those scintillating industrious souls who took their books home and really studied, will have a long hard pull during the next three weeks. Nothing, not even New Year's Eve on three successive nights, can sup- a student's vitality quite like final examinations. And if you don't believe that, just be patient for a few more days. Yes, it surely does look like an auspicious start for dear old 1932. All one needs is a superb constitution, more stamina than Paavo Nurmi, the finesse of a Cu伯森, the punch of Jack Dempsy the assimilating ability of a combine, and the spirit of '76. All these might get us by 1932 and her extremely pleasant first three weeks. STRIDE! It's all over, that vacation, and now there are only eighteen more polishing days until finals. Eighteen days in which to burn the midnight oil, and that's counting weekends and Mondays, too. Eighteen days in which the library forces will run the semi-annual marathon, and the nearby population will try to read the pages assigned last October. But, seriously, it will be a reckoning time when there will appear on the grade charts many last minute incline in the study markets; increases which will make up for the times last fall when the buyers short and are now rushing in to cover up. There will be the usual number of speculators who will go brokery, or speculators who will go brokery, but on the other hand, most of the more industrious will sell out with a profit... if in these last eighteen days they find their stride and keep it. A RESOLUTION FOR JAN. 4 If there is an professor who could not think of any New Year's resolution, we have just the thing for him. And for those who have had it all, we need to and broken after one day of school, we suggest that he try this one. Only the students who have to run from Fraser to Snow hall and from Myers to Marvin can realize how wonderful it would be if all the professors would make a real lution not to hold class on the whistle blows or embarrassing class late and have the professor think you are panting heavily because you have just spent fifteen minutes gazing into your "loved one's" eyes, when in reality you have been hurdling across the campus. Also, if professors could only know the thoughts' that run through the student's head after the whistle blows, ending the class, he would realize how utterly it is to continue the instruction. We offer as a solution for the faculty to better the class work better, so that it will not be necessary to hold the class over. We promise that if they do this, they will get more co-operation from students during the year of 1932. One thing is certain; Mount Orcad has it all over the rest of the world. For the next three weeks it will be unemployed on the K.U.C. campus. "The seething sea ceaseth and hus the seething sea sufficeth us." SIGNING OFF thus the seething safficiexeth us?" That simple sentence was given as a test to 2500 would-be radio announcers trying out for positions on a national broadcasting chain. Only ten were able to pronounce it without slipping over the s' or giving over-emphasis to certain parts. Those ten got jobs, as it happened. Now if that is all that has to be done to follow in the footsteps of Graham McNamee and his cohorts, it must be a simple matter. All together let us get together let's get together for little preliminary practice. The soothing sea theath—the seething sea ceateth "—the soothing sea ceaceth and thuh!!! THE THEETHING SEA THE'T —aw, who wants to be a radio announcer anyway? If all the New Year's Eve hangovers were placed end to end, it would be a mess. ACTION BY CONGRESS Why not have some real legislation by our Congressmen towards worthless Christmas gifts? We must maintain our reputation and credit by interest in World problems and disarmament, but why not action on a few intimate home problems. Recent student action towards discecment led to long lists of signed documents sent to our represen tive. This helped legal action by our highest legal位 lative powers. Now if the students would also make such a drive towards worth-will gifts, they should probably get just about the same and maybe some worth while interest by the public. Why not have a ruling that gifts must be acceptable or they may be returned without any breach of the rules of society? We do not venture to break faith in Christmas and the customs which follows in its wake, but we do want to make Christmas a practical institution. "Whopee," "gaga," and other newly invented verbal short cuts have their chance along with other colloquialisms, admit forty college professors who discussed the effect of "Winchellizing" in our every day speech. Winchell's vest pocket words, expressing what might otherwise take a sentence or paragraph, are on millions of tongues the day after they are coined. Sad but true. Despite depressions, bad weather, and other minor difficulties, K.U. is once more saved. The team back on their steps this morning. WINCHELL'S CHANCE These professors confessed that Winchell's high handed treatment with Chaucer and the language of the Declaration of Independence. The type may not filter into accepted use, but it is typical of a licious person who constantly growing and constantly changing. The English language has been subjected to many vicissitudes in the past. Some of the coined expressions have not been found to possess the vitality of those which spring from the soil. Some words of good odor today sprang from that which was originally restricted to a trade or profession. If we wish to speak in English, someone has gone to Nevada to "Reno-vate" we can say that or something less clever. Winchellizing will probably, after all, be left up to the personal equation. 15 On the Hill Years Ago The University basketball team, al though not up to the usual form, deeled the Haskell Indians 34 to 14. You'll wear this dress suit with pride, price $15—adv. Jan. 4, 1917 K. U. is an incubator of crime, according to Dr. Eva Harding, who ran for congress last November. She was defeated! Break your New Year's resolution and avoid the rush. flowers will be absolutely taboo the Junior Prom come tomorrow night. The girls go to the dinner girls to be checked at the door, Dancing and dinner will last from Chancellor Frank Strong denies the sport of the efficiency committee, that he University is not utilizing its present floor space to the best advantage. Receipts of the Missouri-Kansas game Thanksgiving Day were $232-500. This breaks all records for bih schools on gate receipts. "Bricks" is the favorite scandal bureau for the students. The Kansen is advecting a 1:20 whistle. This would prevent clases from being broken up by students who do not give the student enough warning. The 8:20 whistle has worked satisfactorily, so why not a 1:20 whistle? The hard working, capable women of the Philippine Islands gave Mrs. Patrick J. Hurley a crusader's conviction that they should be voters. Mrs. Hurley lauds the charm of the domestic Philippine woman who manages the finances of the home and has led a wide spread movement for educational development. STATUS OF PHILIPPINE WOMEN It is obvious that no nation can rise above the moral and intellectual standards of its women. Although the Philippine women have gone American more slowly than the men, they have ideals of their own and are striving to advance them. The men wear American clothes most of the time and are occidental in many other ways. Their objective is to privilege the for women as voting but realize that it would be American-like to advocate woman suffrage. Regardless of whether the Philippine women are permitted suffrage or denied it they favor indexation their influence will be extensive. Tenderness Tester for Grading Foods Developed The device, briefly, is made with a needle which may be adjusted to rest against the tomato, pea, pear or other vegetables. The needle is important of properties. The above needle is a tube through which mercury may be lowered in drops against the needle. Mercury is stored in grocery stores except for the inevitable evidence of scientific genius is arranged to denote the weight of mercury lowered before the material is removed. The need for a tenderness toter to grade foods for canning and to enforce the recently amended Federal food and nutrition law makes toughness of daily food be a matter of much concern and discussion and only recently has any attempt been made to achieve it. I fact and is always the same. An opinion may vary with what you had before and how much of the department of agriculture and so the tester for tenderness was started and has been developed to a degree which makes it practical for commercial use. For example, in measuring the tenderness of a pea, one measure the weight necessary to crush one cotyledon of a pea. This is an original thickness. This is under a plunger instead of the needle which is used in the piercing tests. By means of an electric circuit the point at which the needle is reached is measured. A light goes on when that point is reached. The application of this instrument is being employed in the preparation canned fruits, and vegetables, carned fish, crustaceans and poultry. **Party Line Populari in Iowa** lead (41) p 19 unpushed goats (30) p 8 unpushed homes equipped with phones with Kansas and Nebraska second and third, and fourth. the census. In Iowa 82 per cent, Kansas 72.8 per cent and Nebraska 72.9 per cent. Farms in the District to reach 64.4 per cent. Kansas has 12.5 per cent Party Line Popular in Iowa Read the Kansan want-ads. The band will play at the basketball game tonight. Be at the auditorium in uniform at 7:15. J. J. McCANAL, Director. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXIX Monday, j. 4. 1922 No. 81 RAND. BASKETBALL USHERS: Twenty more R. O. T. C. men are needed to usher at the K. U.-Colored game tonight. Report at the auditorium at 6:40. HERTG BELL APLHIN. GIRLS MOTOR ABILITY TEST All girls who have not completed the motor ability test report at the gym- v陵 University at 4:30 p. m. RUTH HOOVER. A. DANIEL, Jay will please be at Freeking's in uniform at 6:30 Tuesday until umess excuseed. NELL REZAC, President. JAY JANES: KAPPA PHI: KAPPA PHI: The regular supper meeting of Kappa Phi will be at the edifice at 5:20 Tuesday, followed by the meeting at Myers hall. CLARICE SHORT, Publicity. Pen and Scroll will hold its regular meeting at 8 p. m. Tuesday in the rest room of central Administration building. PEN AND SCROLL: VIRGINIA RUFI, President PI LAMBDA THETA: Pl. Lambard Tha will meet at 6:45 Tuesday in room 1D Fraser. Following a short business meeting, Prof. C. S. Skilton will give an address on "The Story of the Plains." CLYTICE W. NICHOLS, Secretary. Student Opinion on 50-50 Dating Threatens Gold-Diggers Paradise On the other hand, Lillabelle Stahl c33, a quiet young journalism student, said. "I think it's a lofty idea." Bernard Seafield, c35, the drumming maestro, considered the matter from a party idea, say, about a dance in a way, but in another it wouldn't be so hot. The women give their parties and to do the boys, so it's about a 30-40 proposition. Joe Knuck, c. 52 of K club fame a fname or something, gave the followiing advice to women: women are notated for their mercurial tendencies rather than their altruistic To begin with, Carlisle Lamer, c34, last year's Jayhawker beauty prize winner, of all people, said, "I think it's a good idea." stut on the other hand. Com-Megrue, violinist, assistant instructor in the School of Fine Arts, and married, "I don't think it's fair. It's not." Anna Laume Bondy, c12, of Gower places oh-Kippa added expressly bewildered that she had never heard of the idea After it was explained to her, she said And Cecce Goddard, fa32, after she found that one who was trying to play a job on her over the telephone, quite emphatically stated. "I don't believe in Byron Sarvi, gr. stood up for those sorts of viewpoints in an unusual fashion. He said, "I'm against it. They pay move for clothes than we do." But to skip about among the elite for a bit, Mary Lillibard ed.§32, of the big game, is one of the reasons not to think the boys themselves would like it for long, for it's against natural Since it is one of the burning questions of the day, since this year is keep year, and because the University is the logical next link in the chain, we have encouraged all students and progressing entwined as far as our esteemed neighbors in Manhattan, the Kinsman herewith presents a consensus of opinion concerning the future of pay holl, obtained from various of the women and men on the campus. van assenstet, "Van the animal man" became philosophical about dates and love in the following manner: "It's all right in a way. Some girls take all. If they really moll it and rings are exchanged and all that, make any difference who pays. They're ready for a divorce by that time, any- "To give the Pi Phil's and the Beta's a break, Lauren Sweeney said, "If HF would have loved a boy with love with you "" and then she stopped talking, while Hiney Pickell, 'C3', said. SUITING YOU That's My Business Shultz the Tailor 917 Mass. TAXI 25c 12 TAXI HUNSINGER From--- HEEL to TOE Solid comfort when you get your shoes fixed at--extends to you a warm welcome and best wishes for a summer Christmas holiday with your folks and friends. Christmas holiday with your folks and friends. Dick Hieck, 173, the Lawrence bureau of the Kansas City Journal-Poet, said simply, "I'm an old retired marshal." He added that he would spend a evening at homeeting. Maurice (Mac McManus, c. 32, rul- tion to the cause, "Boy, it will for it!" It my poppa's money or her's!" he de- clared. BURGERT'S SHOE SHOP Otot Rot, e'uncl, said, "Not unle he's ooin steady." Phone 141 1113 Mass. Mike Getto, football line coach, said, "it sounds pretty good." Otto Rest, euncel, said, "Not unless "It's a great idea," Paul Beardside, gr. said and Art Babtus c.$3, and Brian T. Smith c.$5, for proposition with "Absolutely, pay all of it" and "It's a great suggestion" respectively, while James Breslau, c.$2, opened his eyes and said, "Why then "Frosty," Cox, assistant basketball coach, looked at the matter cannily. "From a financial standpoint, it isn't so louis," he responded when ques- And how would you vote? 1932 Resolution Read the Karesan want-ads. We will continue to maintain the standard all were proud of the past year. The Best Food EAT AT Carefully prepared at a price you can afford to pay. The Cafeteria Nothing is good enough but the best. Welcome Back Students In the first issue of this paper the De Luxe Cafe 711 Mass. St. THE HUMAN BODY by Dr. Logan Clendenning $1.00 THE BOOK NOOK 1021 Massachusetts Preserve your copy now. Reprint Edition To be published Monday, January 11 Reserve your copy now. You would say she had X-ray eyes . . . was clairvoyant . . . a fortune teller—except that thousands of shoppers see as clearly as she into the contents of perfectly opaque jars, and foretell with the same swift accuracy the future of the things they buy. TELEVISIONS Advertising is her television. Advertising gives her complete advance information. Quietly, in a congenial corner of her home, she thinks and determines before she buys. Finding out about the newest foundation cream, the crispest breakfast food, the most gossamer brand of hose. Comparing these with others. Making selections serenely. Going forth to buy... She has only this left to do. No worrying or hesitating when confronted by two jars, each equally inviting. No doubts about their makers. Advertisements have told her the invisible merits—given her clear true images of the contents of those jars, and the results of their use. Rare is the woman who can boast she has never bought anything she wishes she hadn't bought. But with the aid of advertisements, that sort of buying is almost entirely done away with. A regular reading of advertisements keeps shopping-tempers sweet.