1x PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1931 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS GORDON MARTIN Edison in Chief Associates Editors Officer Title Flooring Filing Margaret Up Edison Make-Up Editor Marie White Editor Night Editor Rock Editor Telephone Edison Berry Hammersmith Almanac Editor Canada Design Almanac Editors ADVERTISING MANAGER ROBERT REED Assistant Ade, Mgr. Ross Reed District Assistant Director Assistant Carl Gronbeck Former Gronbeck Kevin Hatcher Robert Reed Robert Reed Robert Milesman Robert Milesman Linda Hickory Joe Kash Fred Flaming Midway Curtis Garden Center Lucie Luebke Topographical Information Business Office KU. 66 News Room KU. 29 Night Connection, Business Office 2701KU Night Connection, News Room 2701KU Pollutated in the afternoon, few times a week and at low levels, the air quality was good. The Association of University of New York (from the late 1970s) and the Law Society (from the late 1950s) joined the Lawrence Institute (in 1913.5.10.11). North Science Center (now Science Center) was located on the 4th floor. In 1867, at the age of office in Lawrence, Rutherford was appointed as an attorney. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1931 Shall university men and women split fifty-fifty on date expenses? THE PERENNIAL ARGUMENT Every year about this time someone brings up that perennial argument. We'd venture to say that this question is just about as old as the University, because we've got the gall to think that men who wore derby hats and flowing mounts back in the Gay Ninetyes weren't a bit more chivalrous than college men of the day, but they probably thought something about expenses, too. In fact, you can't tell us that old Walt Raleigh didn't cripple just a little when Queen Elizabeth trod her dainty dogs all over his velvet coat. Regardless of other days, however, the question still remains. There are those among college men who weep and wall about the high cost of getting around with a sweet young thing on their arm. Equitable expense is their cry, for after all, they argue, they are muscled, they take each other's company. Well, maybe that's so, and maybe it isn't. On the other hand, there are those romantic descendants of forefathers who fought with rapiers for the honor of that young virgin bud in the balcony. What? Share expenses with a lady? Never, my dear suk, never! Co-eds at the University of Missouri recently were reported to have favored the "Dutch" date, but close on the heels of a news story, one of the fair sisters gave public warning that any one who escorted her anywhere could plan on being stock and stuck about. Personally, we don't think much can be done about it. It's mostly a problem of individual bankrolls. Judging from what's been done in the past, however, we are inclined to favor the idea that somehow it hurts a man's pride to expect anything, monetary or otherwise, from a woman. An Ohio court has rued that failing students may be expelled from state-supported institutions. Well, that might be something new at Ohio, but here at Kansas it's just an old collegiate custom. "BONESETTER" REESE John D. Reese, known in the world of athletes as "Bonecatter" Reese, is dead. The end came quietly to this miracle man at the ripe old age of 76 years. Reese served as a healer for both rich and poor. Away back in 1870 he rose from the ranks of Pittsburgh steel workers to become the most noted authority of his time on structure of the human bones and muscles. He treated everyone alike, regardless of station in life, and was known the country over for his congenial and democratic disposition. When the life of this notable character was snuffed out, there left this world a man whose medicinal skill was wrapped solely in his skillful fingers, which the great and near-great relied for relief. What satisfaction must have been manifest in his soul when death beckoned! Reese, himself an ardent sportsman, had a part in the careers of many of America's successful athletes. Every Time Tie Cobb used to park a house run over the right field fence, "Bonesetter" Reese could sit back in his grandstand seat and rejoice that he had had a part in making this great athlete. Every Time Glenm Wright, who was one of his most spectacular stop and penged a man out at first, the Bonesetter could be aweigh a satisfaction. He had revamped Wright's limp arm into the best "whip" in the national league. Other notables whom he do tore were Will Rogers and Free Stone, among the theatrical stars, former British prime minister, former British prime minister. Surely there can be no doubt that "Bonesetter" Reese went to his death with a smile on his lips. He had alleviated pain and helped men to success. Truly he was a 'boon to suffering humanity.' Down in Southern Kansas the other day, a man was tried for the theft of corn valued at 10 cents. Just more proof that in these days a dime is something to get excited about. MORE FARM AID Two significant events in the history of "farm aid" have occurred recently to show that the nation has not ceased thinking about farmers. At the University of Missouri recently a style show was given in which one of the principal exhibits was a complete wedding dress, with costumes for the bridemaids to match, made entirely of cotton. Now that may sound silly, to those who are firm believers in the use of satins and silks for wedding dresses, but believe it or not, the outfit didn't look half bad. The second event was the announcement by Dr. Robert E. Brown, of Oberlin College, at Oberlin, O, that he had developed a menu, complete from "soap to nuts," in which wheat, and wheat alone, was the principal ingredient. The professor plans to exhibit his menu to the national unemployment relief committee. Two notable contributions to the relief of the farmer in the past week! If this idea of cotton wedding dresses goes through not only will it pep up the market for surplus cotton, but it will also do much to combat the evil of divorces, experts tell us, is becoming alarmingly prevalent. Then too, if Professor Brown's model menu gains universal favor, all the poor farmer need do is take a bushel of wheat in to the "missus" and have a turkey dinner all fixed up. The governing fathers of the city of Lawrence have been bothered over the spending of the money that is to be made from the Kansas-Washburn charity football game. They have tentatively decided to spend it in repairing the streets of the city. CHARITY FOR THE STREETS The streets are beyond repair. They were not constructed properly when they were first made. The high school is in need of a playing field for sports. The parks could also be improved. Why not then do some work there? This would give the city something permanent. The streets do need repairing we admit. Motorists risk their lives every time they drive faster than ten miles an hour over some of them. Mississippi street is especially atrocious. The streets are not built up by the city as a general function of internal improvement. If men must be hired to work why not let them do something that could not be otherwise accomplished out of the city budget? By doing this the city would receive a permanent benefit from the charity game as well as giving some men employment. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXIX Wednesday, Dec. 2, 1931 No. 67 Advanced standing commission will have a supper meeting Thursday, Dec. 3, at 8:30 at Harley House. It is very important that everyone be prompt. ADVANCED STANDING AND UPPER CLASS-WOMEN: CO-ED CLUB, DISTRICT NO. 6: The Co-El club of district No. 6 will meet Thursday, Dec. 3, at 7 p.m., at Missouri street. All women ill must then that, because the CLARE LAWFELL DQVE STAFF: Those interested in the publication of a "Dove" in the immediate future are invited to meet Thursday, Dec. 3, at 7:30 p.m. in North Pierce Tower. The event will be held from 8:30 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. FRESHMAN COMMISSION: The freshman commission of the W.Y.C.A. will meet at 4:30 p.m. Thursday, D. 3, at Henley house. Members should bring their Esther CONGER There will be a meeting of the Kayhawk club Thursday evening at 7:30 in room 5, Union building. Very important. KAYHAWK CLUB: MAC DOWELL FRATERNITY; PATRICK L. McMANUS, President. ___ Initiation for new members will be held Thursday evening, Dec. 3, at 7:30 a.m. in the rest room of central Administration Building. All old members may attend if they wish. The Meh's Glee club will meet tonight in a regular rehearsal at 8:35 in Marvin auditorium. MARSHALL SCOTT, President. MEN'S GLEE CLUB: Miss Mary Ida Winder, Washington, D. C., will address the noon luncheon forum on "The Challenge of the World's Disarmament Conference" in the private dining room of the cafeteria, Thursday noon. Dec. 3. All students and faculty who are interested are invited to attend. Arrangements for the luncheon must be made at the Y.M.C.A. office, 121 Fraser, early Thursday morning or before. MARGARET STURGES, WALTER TROBOM, Chairman. PREMEDICAL STUDENTS; The Association of American Medical Colleges' aptitude test will be given on Dec. 11, at 13pm, in room 101 Snow Hall. The test should be taken by all students who expect to apply for entrance to a medical school by fall of this year. If you wish to enroll, please complete the equipments for admission. This is the only time it will be given this year and therefore all students planning to enter a medical school next fall should take it. A fee of $1, payable at the time of the examination, is required of each applicant. QUILL CLUB: There will be a meeting of the Quill club this evening at 8 in the WSGA rest room. The pledges and new initiatives are expected to be present. RADIO CLUB: There will be a meeting of the Radio club Thursday, Dec. 3, at 7:30 p.m. in room 115 Marvin hall. RALPH AYRES UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB PARTY: The annual Christmas party given by the University Women's club for the husbands of members and the unmarried man of the faculty will take place on Friday, December 15 at 7 p.m. WEDNESDAY NIGHT VARSITY: MRS. J. J. KISTLER, Corresponding Secretary. The regular Wednesday night variety will be held tonight at the Union building from 7 to 8 clock. Barney Scales's orchestra will play. WHY CLUB: Mary Ida Winder will speak on "The United States and the World Court" day evening at 7:30 in the central administration auditorium. Everyone is welcome. No registration required. HUMAN MISERY No, human beings cause themselves more suffering than any other agencies. Recently a Colorado radio station was broadcasting a marathon dance. The shuffling couples that still remained during the two hours and fifteen minute sprint broadcast had been dancing for 1491 hours, with only short periods for rest at the end of each spirit. Human beings are the most miserable creatures in the world. But what makes them so? Is it the fact that they exist that causes their misery? That cannot be the case, for the animals and birds that likewise live do not appear to be suffering greatly, except from the inroads made upon them by people. The announcer was as excited as Graham McNamee at a world's series game, telling of the progress of the couples. Three couples fell down from sheer exhaustion but managed to save themselves. One couple almost passed out and the cheers when they regained their feet were stupendous. The announcer announced the number of minutes to go from time to time, paying more attention to the case of a woman who neared collapse. A nurse went out twice to examine her and the announcer screamed excitedly in to the microphone "Her nerves are gone! Her nerves are gone! Her nerves are gone!" Such an ordeal leaves shattered bodies and sometimes shattered minds. If some outside agency should so torture people, a great ery would go up in sympathy for the victims and the cause would be execrucited. But here they do it themselves so it must be all right News From Home Our Contemporaries Newton, (UP)—The needy of Harvey county will not be cold this winter. The county commission has decided to distribute to them coal which the Newton board of education will install in the schools have installed gas heaters. Coal to Harvey County Needy Smokers All? $7,000 To Savings Club Members Pratt—(UPI)-Fifty members of the Christmas Savings club of a local bank will receive about $7,000. Ottawa — (UPP) — Railroad passenger rates to the thirty-first annual Tractor and Power Farm Equipment show, to be held in Wichita, Feb. 23 to 28, will be reduced to one and one-half mile on stair trail rail officials announced here. Prize to Missouri Professor Columbia, Mo.—UM (AP)—Award of a national college degree in Agriculture. Han Jenny, specialist of the MIS- ouri College of Agriculture, was announced today by Prof. M. F. Miller, acting dean of the college. This award, promoted Mr. Miller to the United States, is for outstanding work in the field of nitrogen research. Prize to Missouri Professe Install First Pipe Organ Moundbridge—(UP)—A new pipe organ been installed in a local church will be the first one here. Cigarette smoking among the under- graduates in American universities of the present day is coming to be more problematic than it was when a girl a generation or so ago brows would be lifted in horror at the mere suggestion of a oo-ed smoking, now the after and between-need drag is a regular thing in college and no one seems to mind this greatly. As the younger generation has set the way, so have most college administrators "gone modern." Cigarettes are no longer banned from the campus, and cigarette smoking in campuses buildings is limited only because of the fire hazard. Install First Pine Organ Find Old Weather Record Book Junction City — (UIP) — Complete weather record for Junction City from the period from 1870 to 1879 are contained in a book now owned by L. W. Sargent, local weather record repository, camp at Fort Riley, and the finder gave it to Sargent. On Other Hills --at the University of Wisconsin—A crowd of students from a pep rally tried unsuccessfully to storm the Orpheum theater. Twenty cops with swinging batons hit them. "Excuse me," sneered a Bull, as his club stretched out the head cheerleader on the lobby floor. Likewise, most college administrators fail to see any harm in the insertion of cigar advertisements in newspapers and magazines. They seem to feel that since their charges smoke, the advertisers have the right of fair competition in the publication industry, but the publications should have the right to insert the advertisements so that they remain relevant and come in, the results tend to be very discouraging to the efforts of both editors and managers and managers, extremely fortunate in this respect. So have most of the papers on the Pacific Coast. Two of them, however, U.C. S. and Oregon universities still advertise cigars. This would lead to the remark that the administrators of these two colleges, outstanding for their work, still keep in touch with their times in this one important respect—University of Oregon. University of Oregon -Long suffering freshmen at last have their chance. All sophomores who do not appear on the campus in rooster caps will be at the mercy of freshmen. The occasion is homecoming week. All underclassmen must wear the rooster caps. The caps are white with the rooster cap's a darker in the nond. Merchants of the town have agreed to co-operate with the university and they will wear rooster caps during business hours. Read the Kansan Want Ads Do You Wish to Maintain Your Reputation for Choosing Rare Gifts? There is a place where you can find articles to be obtained no where else. Italy, Syria, Sweden, Hungary, Greece, Japan, have all been called on for contributions and the collection is beautiful. The place is the Annual Sale FACULTY WOMEN'S CLUB Saturday. December 5 one o'clock For Goodness Sake Straighten that Tie! **RIM herself, to the smallest detail, no wonder little points of carelessness in dress become glaring crudities in her eyes.** SWANK COLLAR HOLDER LOKES on a pin (not lint)扣下 the collar of a sweater. The pin is large, longs. See the new designs at smart shops and jewelers - priced 100 €. SWANK SETS of matched designs, Colaf Holder and Tie Klip, make a wonderful gift for any man. SWANK Dress Assets for Men Manages as well as the best pier, paint, useful in a suiter bellelette, used as a beadwear, made to fit various busts. Wear at most suits. Wear at most casuals. Wear at most formal. Here, MEN smoke a man's smoke . PIPEFUL of good tobacco is distinctly a man's smoke. The women (long may they wave) have The pipe is not for pretty girls. In every walk of life you'll find that the men at the top are pipe taken over most of our masculine privileges. But pipe smoking still belongs to us. smokers. And most college men agree that the pipe offers the rarest pleasures a man could ask of his smoking. When you smoke a pipe, be sure you choose the tobacco that will give you the greatest enjoyment. In 42 out of 54 college Edgeworth is the favorite. You can buy Edgeworth wherever good tobacco is sold. Or for a special write to Larus & Bro. Co., 105 S. 22d St., Richmond, Va. Sample is free. EDGEWORTH SMOKING TOBACCO and electronic encoder process. Buy Edgeworth anywhere in two forms or packages Robled and Edgeworth Plug Slice. All sizes, 150pc刀架 and 50pc pound humid unit. Edgeworth is a blend of fine old burleys, with its natural savor enhanced by Edge- FRESHMAN FROLIC Friday, Dec. 4 9 'til 1 This is the First Big Class Party of the Year Dates . . . $1.25 . . Stags ASK HER NOW! Union Building