X PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 24, 1931 University Daily Kansan ORIAL Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief GORDON, MARTIN Olsen App Post Funding Ministries Editing STEVEN PERKLEY Marketing Editor Mark Sawyer Computers Editing Marina Legrande Napkin Editor Natalie Kemp Sports Editor Eddy Exam Talent Edition Eddy Exam Talent Editor Eddy Exam Albertson Designer Elizabeth Milligan Albertson Designer Cynthia Deng Albertson Designer Cynthia Deng ADVERTISING MANAGER REBERT READ Advertising Amy, Ms. Mc Charles E. Sawyer Dianne Annucci Soldier Anne Fiona Kane Dianne Annucci Margaret Jane Copyright 2014, Prentice-Hall. All rights reserved. **ALEXANDRA JOHNSON RECORDS** **DRI KELLEE** Robert Read Brianna Johnson Jan Kellee Robin Whitman Peter Fleming Melinda Crawford Mary McCarthy Megan McCarthy Laila Hacker Leslie Blinder Departments Business Office KU, 6 New York KU, 21 Night Campground Business Office 270/KU Night Campground Night Campground 270/KU Published in the almanac, for times a week, on the second Friday of each month. Associated with the University of Tennessee, of Memphis. Presented at the University of Tennessee, of Memphis. Presented at the University of Tennessee, of Memphis. Presented at the University of Tennessee, of Memphis. 2813 THE OLD STATE OF LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY 49TH EDITION TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1931 THANKSGIVING Today an expectant student body will close up and wend their individual homes away. It is then in open season on Tumers and turtles. Yesterday the University cabinet saw fit to lengthen the vacation period a half day, thereby winning the underlying support of students. And today, because of this action, we go home with plenty of time to prepare for that overstuffed bird. We could raise for a column about the mumificence of this world and the sudden burst of magnanimity on the part of University officials. We could write word after word about all the things we have to be thankful for. But we're going to stop right here and wish — "a real But we're going to stop right here and wish you all a real Thanksgiving. The other day John D. Rockefeller, himself a old man of ninety-two years, bent an 80-year-old opponent in a golf match. And after reading that, we've got a shiny new dime that says golf is after all, an old man's game. Newspapers are snorting about the proposal of Texas Republicans that Cochidge be drafted as Hoover's running mate for the 1832 campaign. Well, nothing's impossible. Look what happened to Notre Dame. Campus Opinion Editor Daily Kansan Teller Della Vuorese Continuity to contain, the wolves have not waited until the football season is over to restore their collective life of Gustav Harring. Diet Deterrence by the Chancellor. They put out a survery blink on the day of the Kannas-Maisi game. They keep a collection of the mord of our guests and opponents of the kind of thinking this once upper-class apprehension of the mentality of the perpetrator is to be savvy, very kind and considerate the mortality of the perpetrator. It is concealed so they may think. To say that the motion was unrepairing, back-handed and double-dealing, whatever truth. To say it was the product of an ignorant few—ignorant of facts pertaining to any part of their accusations But it is not to honor the dubiously long followers of Kassan with a reply that would be misguided. It is to offer an argument for what seem to be troubling these morons—namely, that we are more likely to enlighten some of the sheep who follow blindly a miguled enemy. I may here that this opinion is not lying written in a surge of dolli- Saturday's game. If the result was unexpected you and you alone are to begged to believe that team sent the victory three weeks ago. The writer has been away from Korea until this fall for the entire season, but he came back here. And strange as it may seem he has reached the point where a football team can still win or die. But nevertheless, with every other local former student and teacher and to a now entirely too infrequent Rock Chalk, and has wished for a better and kinder fate for Kansas at However, Kannas came to the front again last year and it was under the direction of an able coach, Bill Hargas. Then followed the inevitable loss by the team when he had a single stroke, niced and abetted by the total unnecessary Beach incident OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXIX Tuesday, 24, Nov. 1921 No. 34 DISPENSARY HOURS: Dispensary hours on Nov. 26, 27, 28, and 29 will be from 9:30 a.m. to a clock noon. D.R. I. CATENUSO. MACDOWELL, FRATERNITY; The initiation for new members which was to be held Tuesday evening Nov 24, has been postponed until after the Thanksgiving vacation. A new address will be announced. PRACTICE TEACHING: **TEACHING EXERCISES** encall in practice teaching during the second semester must make application for each enrollment at room 103. **DESIGN** SKWLEKT1, **DESIGN SKWLEKT2**, **DESIGN SKWLEKT3**. TAU SIGMA: No social dancing class tonight. early this fall, lost practically an entire line and three-fourths of a band. So it's important that the music of world fact listed above and a piano too easily pleased alumni blast '60's-era songs like "wrongs, worms, and its shattered champion team from its very beginning." As early as the third week of the season, the wobes were out with shattered feats and head bumps, but he Haskell were ready to hop the bud off a coerent beetle by neighing and saying what reason? Because he told the truth when he said he could not hope But Bill Hargiss went steadily about his business making no complaint. He took all the breaks that were to fall and kept on plugging away, teaching, teaching football fundamentals to a green team. Patiently he showed them how each play should be made. Time and practice allowed some fellow doing the wrong thing and explained the whole thing all over again. And gradually he built a line of tackles, which he stood the attack of conference foes and held them to but four touchdowns in three games. But that was not enough. He wanted touchdown for Kansas persevering. He kept at his job and crowned a season of painstaking, nerve-straining work with an offensive line that Saturday completely subdued the clawing I am not so sanguine that I believe Bill Hargiss needs a eclipse on his work from me. His work particularly includes teaching in the game O'Neil and Baker in Saturday's game is his recommendation. He needs no further aid from alumni. He has had a number of students with him, and I am appealing to the better element of the student body, those who believe in clean sports, in honesty, in fair play to disregard the unscaled for insult to them. In my opinion he must be an incisive crygag spend their time in turning out such twaddle that inevitably is the product of a poorly organized curriculum for publicity however unassayed. I do not believe the student body enjoys reading about football bockering any more than I hate to write about it. I never read about it in college. The cold fact that Kansas University has more wolves per square inch of campus than has any other school the writer is acquainted with is. It is a disregardful act. The student body must get rid of the wolves and start being benefit with ourselves for a change and refrain from joining every hue and cry of the game. This name and reputation of our University, Shades of Tom Johnson. If you WILL be a bunch of heels of this type, you can be done to be about it. Or can it? —Just a Disinterested Viewpoint DR. FLORENCE BARROWS Osteopathic Physician Foot Correction 309 lbs./Mass. Phone 2357 WITH THE HILL CLIMBERS And speaking of games, we have another among the editors of the Kansas. Eratic journalist, you know. He is known for and has something to do with pulling hair. Further details may be obtained at the journalism for those intereste Thanksgiving is almost here. Give thanks for Thanksgiving. You might be worse off than you are. You might not know where to go. You would not be able to feel as good as you will feel when you are through being as badly off as you are now if you were in a hurry. If you are dizzy enough to read this, or if you were not dizzy, but are not able to move, you ought to be thankful that there is no more of it to read to make you any more dizzy than you would be if you were healthy and field! Thanksgiving is almost here. It seems that a new game has appeared among the junior architects. Its inventors are John Cavitt, Jr. its name is "Stuckt," and the mechanics of it consist of throwing a discending needle at concentric circles in order to cause the needle any is offered, seems to be pretty well controlled by Crow. Needless to say the professors of that department. ELIZABETH DUNKEL Wed. like to know that gentleman who tried to clap for Missouri at the game had been by actual count, hot dogs in his hand. He'd make a great pass-received for The spectators at the Kaukaa-Missouri game who were in the lower rows of section 3 were considerably troubled by the lack of occupancy on at least one of the seats in that vicinity. Only after he had jumped up on a beach (just when he was already on the sandy shore) and a lady sat down on him, could he be induced to leave It seems that a gentleman, slightly in his cups, was entertaining the crows in the room. But they weren't boking him! Oh my! They weren't boking me! The skunk who tried to quiet him down. In case there are a few who don't know what all the booing was about in the end section of the stadium, Saturday "Hill Climbers" would like to A prominent student on the Hill (we are withholding his name for obvious reasons) pauses in laughter, and he was coming on the Hill Friday. Hobo day. He saw a girl, one to whom he was especially fond, who was a member of a first class bum, or bummess, if you will. "Good night," he exclaimed, to think that girl was good taking." If we live to be a hundred we'll never forget that fog horn voice of our illuminations down the town merchant, Fritz Burden, who was at the side of the stadium Saturday we don't know, but there was no mistaking that voice of his, as it rose above the clamor of the crowd. As a hojo Jozel is a great success. He won the prize Friday for the best hojo conture, you know. What would mother and father have said if Frances Biltz and Donald Rooney were "honorable mentions." Don't ever let anyone tell you that an editor doesn't have his troubles. Here ye ed, with supreme self-containment, grabs great amounts of copy for the last issue of the column under his supervision, only to find that the make-up man, running short of aid, had used up all his copies of his issue. Oh, me oh, my what a word! Don't forget to write us and tell us how you like this column. It's for you. Thankies! 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