University Daily Kansan Monday, October 10, 1977 11 Profane typing ad attracts customers By ALLEN HOLDER Pigggy French, Lawrence junior, a lot of her time typing. In fact, she does a lot of "dammed good" work with the children. Staff Writer French, 4B, who types term papers, theses and dissertations for a living, is in the third year of a simple, five-word Kansan classified advertising campaign. Her ad states, "I do damned good trying." She began typing for a living two years ago and placed her first ad. "I first ran an ad that stated all of my qualifications." French said recently. "I ran that ad for a week and I learned the language." AFTER DECIDING that her ad looked like the other type ad, French began using "I do damned good money." "TIVE NEVER quit running it because I can't copy files." "And if I quit running it, file can take it. "She is not really anything else to be said," she said, admitting that she probably did not originate the claim. "It's really an irrebutable statement. What is damned good trying?" French, who spends about $150 a year on advertising, said people often opened telephone conversations with, him. SHE SOMETIMES receives telephone calls from people who tell her they want only the best person they can provide. Occasionally someone will open a conversation by saying, "I've written a damned good paper and I need 'I sav. Don't you realize that I wrote the ad?' "Somehow or other, it has some sort of psychological impact," she said. "They somehow become subliminally convinced that I'm the best one there is. Of course I believe that, too." ALTHOUGH HER work time varies, French said she usually spent about 40 hours a week typing in her small office at home. With her cat asleep beside her, she types at a rate of about 125 words a minute. French, who used to work as a typesetter, has not timed herself for about two years. Before she began typing for a living, she said she typed a 250-word page in two minutes. She says that she is not a perfect typist, but that there are no wads of crumpled namer filler her wastehasket. **INSTEAD, SHE SAVE the paper she would normally discard because of mistake. She uses the backs of the dices for this purpose.** "I no longer buy paper for class notes," French, who has been a psychology and English major, said. "Although lately, I scarcely had enough discards. I must be typing a little more accurately or something." "Some days all I can do is answer the phone, and other days I have to check to see if it is still hooked up," she said. "I get a lot of rush calls," she said. "I'm convinced that I could add 50 per cent to my income if I would start typing at night. "Almost any night, someone will call about 10 p.m. and want a paper out by morning." French said she sometimes was offered up to $5 a page for rush jobs. "It's also like being a pediatrician and the problem is that everyone is having their first baby," she said. Retired officers endorse treaty WASHINGTON(UPI)-A one member proposed an on-the-spot study by the entire Senate Foreign Relations Committee in Panama, two high-ranking retired officials, were prepared to support the controversial canal treaties. But they will be crossing swords with Adm. Thomas Moorer, another former chairman of the joint chiefs, who opposes the treaties and also was scheduled to testify. The officers, Adm. Elmo Zumwalt, chief of naval operations from 1970 to 1974, and Gen. Maxwell Taylor, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff between 1962 and 1985, declared the security would not endanger U.S. national security. Sen. Frank Church, D-Idaho, a ranking member of the Senate panel, proposed that the full Foreign Relations Committee travel to Panama to clear up some concerns Church proposed the trip during a television interview on CBS-TV's Face the Nation in which he was asked if it would be a good idea for the chief Panamanian minister to differing interpretations of some treaty provisions. "I'd much prefer to see the whole Foreign Relations committee, after we have completed our initial hearings and during the recess, to go to Panama," replied Church, who is acting chairman of the 16-member Senate panel when Chairman John Sparkman, D-Ala., is absent. We Write All Risks Automobile Insurance KANSAN WANT ADS Gene Doane Agency Place an ad Call 864-4358 843-3012 824 Mass. Accommodations, goods, services and employment advertised in the University Dally Kannan are offered to all students without the need for acting as an aide. CLASSIFIED TO 111 FLEET HALL CLASSIFIED RATES one two three four five time times time times time 15 words or fewer word count $2.00 $2.25 $2.50 $2.75 $3.00 word count .01 .02 .03 .04 .05 AD DEADLINES to run: Monday Thursday 5 p.m. Tuesday Friday 5 p.m. Wednesday Saturday 5 p.m. Thursday Sunday 5 p.m. Friday Wednesday 5 p.m. ERRORS FOUND ADVERTISEMENTS The UDK will not be responsible for more than two incorrect insertions. No allowances will be made when the error does not materially affect the value of the ad. 864-4358 ANNOUNCEMENTS BOKONON Acrylic BONG IONB lungs, reg. BKONON Acrylic BONG II Also 20% OFF Hibitime East 18th Street 10-12 Need Legal Aid? The Douglas School Legal Advocates in Bend and Stbd Drives, drive near jayfriar street and Bend Street, near jayfriar street and Bend Street, phone number 864-5240 Friday. Telephone number 864-5240 Friday. Telephone number 864-5240 Friday. Telephone number 864-5240 Friday. Telephone number 864-5240 Friday. 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