1x PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1931 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHEF PILL KEEPER One Opp Associate Editors Opp Epp Pred Fireman MANAGING EDITOR JOE KRACK Make Up Editor JOHN KRACK Night Editor LILLALEE NURS Night Editor LILLALEE NURS Telephonist Editor BARRY HAMMER Alumni Editor BARRY HAMMER Alumni Editor CYDRE DONGER Exchange Editor TREACY MCINTYRE ADVERTISING MANAGER ROBERT CHRISTIE Dresser Mgr. MAPLE SCHNEIDER Dresser Assistant SALENE KROES Dresser Assistant SALENE KROES AMERICAN BODA ARMENISTE **Phil Keeler** Robert Reel Robert Bessler Robert Maimon Lucie Hacker Joe Kush Fred Fleming Mildred Carson Martin Cremer Linda Bluestone Telephones Business Office KU. 6/4 News Room KU. 2/1 Night Connection, Business Office 270/1K Night Connection, News Room 270/1K published in the afternoons, for two times a week, and received by the University of Rennes from the Association of Universities of Rennes from the Lawrence School (no. 351132) A. S. Single subject, 490 words at the last past lecture at Lawrence, Kensie, under the supervision of the ARMISTICE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1931 But look back, what did this "war to end war" accomplish? Imperialistic Japan is conducting a dynamic expansion project into Manchuria, adding another burden to flood-ridden, backward China. Russia is showing its best front to visitors, especially to talk about the threat of BDS. Russia in reality starving her people physically, mentally, and morally. Italy and Germany are under the control of dictatorships of varying degrees. France assumes a pessimistic "holier-thou-thou" attitude, shutting her mind to everything except the bold, bad enemies that surround her. England has a higher tax rate than any other country and no employer on her unemployed a salary. The United States is the richest nation in the world and cannot feed her people. Yesterday the world celebrated the signing of the armies which marked the closing of the World War. Horns were blown, speeches were made, and great joy was let loose over the anniversary of the signing of the armistice, a pact which ended a "war to end war," an agreement which "made the world safe for democracy." The ending of the World War was not enough. It was merely a start. With the coming of the present age of civilization has come the realization by many leaders and thinkers that the world cannot continue to exist if divided into nationalities. But until there comes a community of interests among the different countries and races, there can be no close unification. City Loses $10,000 Suit—Headline. We hope for their sake that they hadn't paid more than the first instalment on it! University students will be the leaders in what is to come, whatever it may be. The armistice did not mark the completion of a "war to end war." Neither will an armistice between thinking and problems alleviate the world's troubles. Think, students, think! WHAT A STATE? Kansas is a wonderful state! Our winters are not long; neither are they cold. Spring comes early, gets bainy all of a sudden, and stays that way until time for summer in Kansas. That may give it a little hot, but it is also the time when farmers harvest all their "golden grain," which they take to the elevator and sell for one dollar a bushel. Autumn is always equable, neither too hot nor too cold; the hills beouflid beneath harvest moons are nothing to brag about. BUT! Once in a while it snows like blazes and gets so cold it freezes the cisterns. It turns cold one day and warm as toast the next. One day the sun shines and the next a torrential rain starts, with perhaps the sun breaking through and perhaps not. In summer hot winds blow your farm into the next county, and wheat goes down to two-bits a bushel. Yes sir! We're right. This is sure a wonderful state we live in! "All we know is what we see in the papers," but they say that the per capita circulation "of wealth is $44.33." THE TIGER'S SPOTS Another flurry of investigation over the cleanliness of the Tammany tiger's spots is amusing New York. Tammany, which with unusual lack of foresight failed to block various legislative actions concerned with the question of its virgin purity, is being subjected to the probes of the government. Such an investigation probably will mean nothing against the slighty saffron reputation of Tammany's reputation. True, the graft is there, and all New York knows that it is, but the lack of really indignant action is a reflection on the average American's attitude toward large sums of money, in the form of money or in realities. The investigation, pushe o through Tammany's defense by a Democratic governor, and backed by a fund of a half-million dollars, is supposed to turn in its report in February, 1932. But against the pressure of Tammany, power it has not made and probably will not make any great progress, or instigate any sweeping reforms. To the average American Tammany is not a corrupt political machine, using its power to pour money into the pockets of individual men, but a clever group to be complimented on its success in financial matters and its skill in handling unprejudiced American nanding unprejudiced American politics toward its own ends. Rescues H is Mother-in-law- headline. And we predict that every columnist in this part of the book will be on the offering with eager delight. GANDHISM Announcement has been made that Nilla Cram Cook, young American woman, plans to become a disciple of Gandhi as soon she reaches the age of 22 in December. Giving up the 'false and illusory life' of America she plans to move to India and so conquer herself that she may enter the Muhtamah's "Ashram." Oddities such as this are always news to a curious American public. It is hard for them to visi- lze a young and apparently sane American woman who will voluntarily volunteer her services to enter the humble service of India's "little brown man." And, admittedly, it is strange. Only a courageous person, and one with a deeply devout sense of appreciation, can learn the teachings could do such a thing. Only one other white woman, Madeline Shade, is a member of Gandhi's disciples. She follows religiously the teachings of the prophets, and lives in the simple life and the renunciation all of the cures of civilization. We may look askance at one who presumes to trade our civilization for one such as Gandhi's, but if Nilla Cook follows her plans as she has made them we must accord her our grudging respect. Perhaps hers is the courage to do what many of us would not even think of doing renounce a civilization which we, in our smug complacence, have not the courage to analyze and criticize. LEAGUE TIME COMING When the League of Nations adjourned last month, it notified the Japanese government that armed troops must be withdrawn from the disputed areas in Manchuria. Since that time not only have the troops remained in the Chinese province, but active warfare has taken place. What will the League do? What can it do? Japan should be punished. It has refused to conform with the agreements of the Briand-Kellogg pact and the nine-conference pact of the Pacific. The League is striving to toward international peace. It seeks to do away with its enemy, the United States and its citizens. Japan has disregarded this plea for international peace and has been the aggressor in active warfare. What will the League? What can it do? our League as the date to convene. It sets that day as a deadline for all armed troops to be removed from Manchuria if their presence meant a war in the Orient. If the enemy had to carry on its war policy, the League must act decisively. What can it do? November 19 has been set by the League as the date to convene. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXIX Thursday, 12, November 19, No. 54 BAND: CO-ED CLUB. DISTRICT III: 1. The Co-Ed club of district III, from Indiana on east, between Ninth and Twelfth streets, will meet Monday evening, Nov. 16 at, 7 p.m. at 424 Louisiana street, dancing and dancing. All women set having previously attended are also cordially invited. MARGARET HALSTEED, Chairman. --- You dress with angry haste and go downstairs to read the paper. The landlady, her hair on curlers and carpet slippers on her feet, retreats hastily from the room, stopping only to demand: "For heaven's sake, are you sick or something?" As a final refuge you fee to the sanctuary of the "hash house" only to have the waister remark: "Up early, ain't you? You now for me, I wouldn't never get up if I were in bed." And I don't wear a darn fool." After all didn't it make you ashamed of yourself for doing an unheard-of thing? The band will meet at the Santa Fe station at 7:15 o'clock this evening. J. C. McANLES, Director. DRAMATIC CLUB: All K men please report at the Santa Fe station at 7 o'clock tonight in order that we may have a short meeting before the rally. K MEN: There will be a meeting of the Dramatic club at 8 o'clock in Green hall tenight. JACK FEIST, President. KAYHAWK CLUB: The regular meeting of the Kayhawk club will be held in room 5. Union presides, this evening at 7:30. Candidates for inclusion will be notified by mail. **PATRICK L. M MANUS** SOCIOLOGY STUDENTS: Undoubtedly the intellectual standing of the school will be reflected in the physical condition of its students; men as well as women. Examination of students enriched by important items in the rating of universities, and should be taken as a matter of course. NO FUN GETTING UP PAUL BEARDSLEE, President Many will agree with Docton Beattie that the mental ability of college women is given much stress, and in the majority of cases their physical development is neglected entirely. Doctor Beattie found six cases of smallpox at the University of Oregon which had not been located before. In many Western colleges she found freshmen who had symptoms of tuberculosis. There will be a sociology party at Broadway In on Sunday, Nov. 15, at 5:30 for all those interested in sociology. For further information read the sociology bulletin board on second floor of west Administration building. CHARLES HACKLER, Committee Chairman. Ann Arbor, Mich. Nov. 12-(UP)-When William Heston Jr., turned in his football suit the other day at the Uni Son's Failure on Football Squad Brings Father's Dream to An End During the past week the women's physical education department has been making a re-check of the physical examinations of freshmen and new students. Where these cannot be accounted for, the student is required to meet all requirements and complete the examination. PHYSICAL EXAMINATIONS Dr. Barbara Beattie, of an Eastern college, has just finished an investigation of the physical condition of women in 15 American colleges, naming the University of Minnesota as the only Western university which makes compulsory a physical examination for women entering school. The University of Kansas also makes this requirement of freshmen and other new women students. In a burst of sudden ambition you set the alarm clock for 6:30 and crauw in fof a good uninterrupted sleep. At 6:30 the trusty clock does its stuff, and with shivering feet you feel for your slippers. You go down the dark hall, meeting no one, and commence to wonder if it is not earlier than you thought. You finish your shave, breaking all previous time records just because there is no hurry, before anyone in the house gets up. Pretty soon Jeff Siltrop gimes heavy-eyed into the room. Surprise lights his face. "What, you up already? Darn你. Pleaseed iversity of Michigan it meant the ena of a father's dream. The name Haston has been synonymous with football at Michigan for several decades, but he should again flash across the gridations of the country was the great hope of his father. The elder Heston is one of Michigan's football immortals. As a halfback on the famous point a minute team of Fielding H. Yost, he gained national fame. And when his first son was born in 1964, he and begin training him for football. From the time the boy was able he was taught football, and when the lad blossomed into a good high school athlete he believed realization of his hopes was hard. Every game the boy played was against his father. After the game the great Willie would take the boy aside, review the game, and point out this misheard So good did the son appear in his father's eyes that he believed his own great play would be forgotten. He had imparted all of his knowledge, all of the tricks of the game to his students. The tutelage ability could not be imported; that it had to be born. And when the students knew and knew the knowledge and knew the fundamentals, but the spark that produces a Heatsink The coaches worked hard with youth Heston, and gave him plenty of oppersonalty. He played well on his father dad, not could he skirt the ends, or make the tackles. So when Willie Junior, in his senior year, was relegated to the "B" team he turned in to coach. So, it won't be Willie Heston's name that will appear in the football head coach's book. The team has a bet in his other jack, Jack, also halfback on the Michigan squad. Jack is showing up pretty well and gives one of the team's best backfield men Minneapolis—More than half the students of the University of Minnesota zorn all or part of their college expenses, according to a study by an assistant professor of education at the university, who will write about the young workers in his book, "Student Self-Support," published in the University of Minnesota Press. Dr. Amutfindt said a law student挖 hair in a campus barber shop, a miner look after a paper route, an engineer employed as a switchboard operator, or as a switchboard operator. Employed students get just as good grades as those who do not work, and they take just as much interest in athletics and activities, it has been discovered. Students Are Self-Supporting Sauk Center, Minn., (U.P.)—Jose Rose was met on the recent street by a farm woman who asked if he could help them to get water. She answered that he could and asked her to leave them at his home. She inquired if it would be all right if there was more than a bushel. He answered, "We would have home to discover 14 inks in his yard." One Bushel Becomes Many Aethion—A large bust of George Washington. Bennet College by representative W. P. Lambertson of Fairview. The library will be placed in the college library. REMEMBER your MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY with QUALITY FLOWERS from WARD'S Phone 621 30c Lunches The Cafeteria Nothing is good enough but the best. --it is important to have your hair flatteringly waved. Try one of these tomorrow. PALACE BEAUTY SHOPS Remember Our food is like home cooked FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST Many are praising the variety of foods offered. With your hat on---it is important to have your hair flatteringly waved. With your hat off--- waves give your hair a chic appearance. One of our nine expert operators will be sure to please you. No. 1 830 Mass. 730 Mass. FREE LECTURE ON CHRISTIAN SCIENCE No.2 1201 Oread 1201 Oread announces a JOHN RANDALL DUNN, C. S. 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