1 --- PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1981 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief Phil Keeler Managing Ed. Joe Knack Berry Hennessey **UWANDA STAFF** Holly Jablon **JASMINE Jackson** Liam Johnson **JASMINE Jackson** Elina Johnson **Ralidgh Miller** Lawrence Warner **Cohlen Calman** Salary Kinsa **A. P. Kerenna** Salary Kinsa **A. P. Kerenna** Vallee Jaffer **Luille Nivee** ADVERTISING, MANAGER ROBERT REED DISTRICT ASSISTANT Charles E. Snyder Kansas Board Members Karanan Board Memoirs P.K. Hiller 20 Robert Red 18 Robert Whiteman 16 Gordon Martin 14 Jean Kachk 15 Fred Planting 13 Midway Curtis 12 Montgomery King 11 Lucie Blindt 10 John Martin Telefaxes Business Office KU. 60 News Room KU. 29 Night Construction Business Office 2701K Night Construction News Room 2701K Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Law at University of Alabama Press of the Department of Donation. Subscription price, by mail. $40.00 for career in law, or $35.00 for non-career. Enclosed as second-last-master Secretary. $15.00 as the point-of-credit at Lawyer. Under aender. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1931 THE COLLEGIAN OFF ITS BASE We note with sympathetic solicitation that our esteemed contemporary, the Kansas State Collegian, has come upon evil days and allowed itself to become the slave of an editorial policy which, if appearing in the columns of any paper other than the Collegian, would seem almost childish. Scarcely an issue of this sheet is published which does not contain an editorial criticising, condemning, or ridiculing the University of Kansas in its views of these tumultuous might have the desired effect, but their frequency and monotony have rubbed them of any possible virtue they might have had. Now we don't mud the Collegeian's painting anything that it chooses about K. U—the more edithirials, the greater the publicity. But when it takes the liberty of prescribing an editorial policy for a problem of which it is totally ignorant, it is high time someone pointed out to the Collegeian how ridiculous it is making itself in the eyes of those when it is attempting to call to task. We would like to know when the Agile sheet took it upon itself to assume omniscient and arbitrary jurisdiction in the matter of deciding editorial policies? Such a move would scarcely be proper for a metropolitan daily, much less a semi-weekly college paper. And if college papers were our to arrive at such decisions we doubt if the Kansas State Collegian is qualified to bend the movement. We are sincere in recommending to the Collegeman that it discontinue its policy of cribbing about the University of Kansas. Editorial space is too valuable, at least in most college papers, to use those columns for the nursing of petty animosity. STARTLING PROGRESS Fifty years ago when sony ered papa grabbed him by the ear, seized the old ruzor strop and hastened to the wood-shed. Rats and mice scarred to the depth of their run; the germ-haden dust fogged the gloomy interior of the shed. Papa was "laptin it on." He learned a lesson he had not forget very soon. But today, The Frohn errs. the K-Men meet in solemn counsel. Then, before a crowd of more than five thousand spectators seated in a quarter-million dollar stadium, the K-Men swing highly venerated, Greek lettered paddles to teach the Frohn *lesson* they'll not forget very soon. Truly the University forms the advance guard of progress. LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE So they are getting biceps in cans now! News dispages state that they were on exhibition recently—the southern variety—already rolled, rolled and cut. All that is needed is a can opener, a hot oven, and two minutes time. All of which brings back memories of the days when bacitre made was an art. Can't you remember the white mound of flour tossed lightly about like so much snow, and the pale yellow dabs of butter mixed in? Then when the milk was added, the entire mixture was dumped on out a huge bread board. Came then the cutting process, and after that they were popped into the oven—whole pans of the snowy white rounds. As they came out, browned to just the right delicacy, there was butter ready to smooth over the hot inside of the biscuit, and golden brown maple syrup to pour over them. Biscuit day was always the gala event of the week. And now the whole process will be mechanical—an un-natural affair with no fascination for the onlooker what-so-ever. It is the passing of a great art, and biscuits "like mother used to make" will soon, be no more. STAGE SHOWS, GOOD AND BAD For the last of this week a theater, down town has offered as "special attraction" in the form of several so-called "dancing co-eds," who disport themselves with various degrees of abandon on the stage of the theater. They have accompanying them an announcer with a hog-calling voice, who embellishes the performance with various linguistic oddities such as "youse," "saint", and "give the little girls a big hand." It is not for the Kanan to criticize this theater's policy of attempting to obtain stage productions for the population of Lawrence. Rather should they be praised for the attempt but if they must present shows such as the one just given we are quite certain the great majority would forfeit any desire they may have had to see their performers "in the flesh." It is an insult to the intelligent theater-going public to present a show such as the one under discussion and naively call it entertainment. Far better for them if they would content themselves with obtaining the best possible film productions and leave the "stage productions" to legitimate theaters. Or, if they must present two-hit burlesque shows under the guise of a vaudeville attraction, call it that and charge accordingly. YOUR CAMPUS Autumn, that old rascal who has a habit of slipping up on unsuspecting people before they have a chance to realize it, is almost in our midst. Overnight, and with a sly hand, he has commenced to paint the leaves of the trees with his myriad colors, and cover the ground with the products of his art. Fall at the University, for those who have never had the privilege of being present here at that time, is one of the most interesting seasons of the year, and we might say the most beautiful season yet. We believe the solid green of the grass and leave soiling squirrels rush frantically about their business of nut-gathering; occasionally a flock of water-fowl wings rapidly toward the South; the languid air takes on a nip which is invigorating and stimulating. It's fun to be alive along about this time of year, watching the leaves turn to yellow, and red, and burnt orange. It's great to look down the drives and see the dried leaves swirling away across the lawns. Become egolistic, and pat yourself on the back for being alive and able to watch old campus *autumn* take possession of the campus. It's a process you'll never forget. DOG_RACKETEERING A new nickel has come to life in Kansas City with the capture of Ha-riel, a pirate who has confessed to the selling of poisonous laboratory that mistaken serum is. "The Sage of Emporia" seems to have been wrong in his estimation of the American boy. He once said that no boy would sell a stray dog to the dog pound. This young man from Kansas City was not only selling dogs, but in doing so sending them to a sure death. Farrell hasn't confessed, however, to the stealing of dogs. According to his story, the dogs that he has sold have been given to him or purchased from the owners. The dogs that he sells, according to his own statement, are mostly monkeys. The serum plant that buys the dogs stated that they bought them from Farrel in good faith. The making of serum is a necessary evil, if the pets are to be protected against distemper; but it is a cruel thing for any human being to collect the dogs by any means to sell them for money. It must take a man who has never owned a dog to sell one to such an institution. The dog may have LAVAL'S VISIT to be a martyr to the cause of other dogs, but it can be mercifully accomplished. Premier Laval's visit to this country is accompanied with much pomp and formality, but is far from being a mere social call. In view of present world crises of various kinds and the coming Geneva disarmament conference, the mission assumes a serious, sober tone. This face-to-face visit of one of the foremost Frenchmen with the President of the United States is likely to be an important one, probably a turning point in world co-operation and the solving of present problems. Face-to-face talks are usually more full of meaning, more vital, than an exchange of written notes. France, like the United States, realizing that it is impossible for omission to stand alone—to remain isolated. Laval said, "I speak in the name of a nation determined to ward off the dangers which menace our civilization." Well and good, providing that France is not too insistent upon warding off these dangers in its own self-wish way. Before France will reduce her military expenditures, the security now provided by the army and navy must be guaranteed by other means. The President of the United States is not likely to give any consideration to a treaty with France under which the United States would give the French economic support in case of war. Disarmament and a revision of German reparations which President Hoover considers vital to the solution of present world problems, are likely to be points upon which there will be disagreement. No written agreement is to result from these conversations, but this mutual effort to promote peace and the world back to economic health is certain to be of great benefit not only to France and the United States, but to all other countries as well. Campus Opinion --- Letsure Time Editor Daily Kansan: We think of the often used word "unemployment" merely in the sense that between five and ten million are out of work. Has it ever occurred to you that it is possible for the millions of people do with their leisure time? Perhaps you would answer the question by saying that they are looking for work, but this is only partially correct. This vast number of unemployed have about sixteen hours of each day to spend in any way they desire. In these cases, you should be spared the hours are spent in leisure. Leisure in this sense goes hand in hand with idleness. Leisure can become dangerous. You should never spend their time profitably one in a thousand makes use of this time to improve himself or herself mentally or physically. The other nine hours on the streets, or sergee on the streets, or sergee on a few pennies and attend a show which is probably much more degenerating than a film. You can spend their time in other questionable ways. Again it is predicted that within a few years mechanism and standardization will occur. This may take hours or even three. If this comes to pass how will this vast amount of let-ter change? There is only one way to look at this problem and that is through social education. If the people are taught what it is that will happen there will be nothing to be feared. On the other hand, it is a well established fact that tease, if not used properly, can cause disrespects. The question still remains: are we going to do with our leisure time? —Louis Hannen. Here in the hill hamlet where he was born, the former president has kept up his business and an uncrest homestead. "Keeping 15 ten bus repairing my farm buildings i harder work than being president of the United States," Mr. Coolidge told a latter. Plymouth, Vt. Oct. 23—(UP) Calvin Coolidge, liberally apply the 'give a job' formula in doing what he can to bring back priority. Uses 'Give a Job' Formula Coolidge Keeps 15 Men at Work Renovating Homesteads You can profit by reading the Ads. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XIX 101, Sunday, Oct. 25, 1921 No. 38 Garbed in farm clothes, the 59-year-old retired chief executive, was surveying the operations of his workers. He had lived on a farm, homestead, where Calvin Coilladge was sworn in by his father as president, a new coat of white paint. Next the men would be sent to the farmhouse. Here more extensive repairs were made. The big barn, hereforeshaped paint was, made a cherry red, Outside, one large pasture on the 125-acre estate was reseeded. New fences were erected. All the work in the garden was done. Planted within a fortnight. After that, it is understood, the former president will return to his Northampton, Mass., residence and resume his daily newspaper articles. FRESHMAN NOMINATIONS: Nominating patrons for freshman class officers must be in the hands of the secretary of the Student Council by 12 c'clock noon Thursday, Oct. 28, accompanied by the usual filing fee of $1. Petitions must be for president, treasurer, two hop managers, internship manager. MAURICE McMANUS, Secretary. GRADUATE STUDENTS OF THE SCHOOL OF BUSINESS. The fourth and final meeting of the series arranged for graduate students for the discussion of thesis problems will be held in room 210 west Administering building on Monday evening at 7. The meeting will be conducted by W. F. Klinick, of the bureau of business research, and Prof. John Nelson, of the Bureau of Business Research. For discussion of thesis problems and presentation of thesis material, any Graduate students from other departments are welcome to attend. D. J. TEVIOTDALE All these interested in trying out for music and drama are asked to rent in the central Administration building at 750, Tuesday evening, Oct. 27 RUDOLPH WENDELIN, President. MATHEMATICS CLUB: MATHEMATIC CLUB The Mathematics club will meet Monday, Oct. 26, at 4:30 p.m. in room 21 east Administration building. Professor Mitchell will speak. HOWARD ABERNETHY, Vice President PSI CHI: Psi Chi, honorary psychological society, will hold a regular meeting on Monday, Oct. 26, at 4 p.m. in room 21 east Administration building. R. L. BRIGDEN, President. HILLSIDE PHARMACY Special Plate Lunch 35c 9th & Ind. Curb Service Phone 1487 Special Sunday Supper 50 Sunday noon: Chicken Dinner. 75c Weekdays: Lunconb. 60c; dinner. 30c Hotel Wood Tea Room 8th and New Hampshire West Entrance Private Dining Room and Grill Room for Parties 118 E. 11th St. Phone 2471J LeOra Anderson (To white people only) MASQUERADE COSTUMES For Rent The Plaza The Plaza Always a good place to eat Plate Lunches. Sodas. Candies. Cigars. and Tobacco SPECIAL SPECIAL Sunday Chicken Dinner 40c ALSO T-Bone Steak Dinners 40c Free Delivery Service 1241 Oread Phone 50 WILLARD Battery for small cars $6.95 Lower Prices on threaded rubber insulated batteries. Firestone TIRES TEXACO Gas and Oil NOTICE For Hallowe'en CARTER SERVICE to Campus Politicians Reservations of space for political advertising in the Daily Kansan should be made at the Kansan business office before 5 p.m. of the day before publication and before 5 p.m. Friday for Sunday's paper. Get your party favors, table decorations and costumes (sale or rental). Unless such reservation is made, acceptance of the advertising is subject to space limitations and volume of advertising already ordered by regular advertisers. Complete copy must be in the Kansan business office not later than 8:20 a. m. of the day of publication or 8:20 a. m. Saturday for Sunday's paper. 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