1x PAGE TWO . UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 7, 1931 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF CANSA LAWRENCE K. S. 55 EDITOR-IN-CHEF PHIL KEELI Associate Edition Digit Ego | Associate Editors First Printing MANAGING EDITOR | JOE WACKE Sunday Edition | Lois Hackett Lucas Lee Edition | Stacy Holbrook Cambridge | Rachel Whitman Night Edition | Robert Whitman Tolgham Edition | Laurence White Telegraph Edition | Laurence White Rosary Editor | Margaret Jones Alton Edith | Emily Edith Exchange Edition | Lillibelle Hill ADVERTISING MAN.COM DIRECT. Assistant... Charles E. Sandy Future Board Members Phil Kelner ... Joe Nakaz Robert Reed ... Bird Flinger Robert Whiteman ... Aiden Curtis Marylie Carr ... Marlyle Hutchison Luke Heeky ... Linda Heeky Business int K.U. 46 News Room K.U. 25 Night Connection Busn. Office 2/18 Middle Connection Busn. Office 1/18 Published in the afterces on, few times in work and very scarcely in print, are the memoirs of the author of the Annals of the University of Oregon, from his time as a professor at UO. Lectures on 17 July 1832; single copies in London on 5 December 1832; many in New York on 19 October 1832; the most recent in Lawrence, Kansas on 14 March 1834. WEDNESDAY, J. OCTOBER THE WIZAR OF MENLO PARK The Wizard of Lonely Park is slowly dying. No new marvel of his mind can save him. He meets his fate calmly. Perhaps he is thinking of the new past geniuses he will meet in the other world. He may be thinking of the unexplainable things that he will learn about on the greatest of all wizards, the Lord of the Universe. His death, to his family and friends, is an unkind out of God. To Edison it is his greatest scientific adventure. What untold things will meet him there he does not know. Death to Edison is not a cruel departure. He goes to his end a happy man. He has accomplished many things. The wizard is on the threshold of another great experiment. He faces something unknown even to him. A fading light flickers in his closed eyes. He will soon embark upon a new adventure. A VENTURE IN CASE STUDY This week end will see a pilgrimage to the Hill. Approximately 300 high school editors in assistants will journey to the Hill for the meeting of the high school conference. In this group will be future students of the University, future lee's on the Hill. They come with the spirit of learning and study in their minds. Theirs is a venture in case studies, an investigation of the genus college state at first hand. The conference is academic in its aim, with secondary purposes of entertainment. Some of the high school delegates let the proximity of a large university influence them over-much, one sponsor complained last year that of the eight delegates he brought with him six had spent their time in trying to help the moves with various fraternities or sororites. But they are the exception. The majority of these high school people are ardent scientists. They wish to aid the college student in his native nation to find out what makes him behave as he does, and what he does for an education. They watch him at every turn, taking in every move he makes with an all-seeing eye. They may be just a little aweed, a little overcrowd with all the outward magnificence of the apparel they are observing, but in the end the result actually lies with the observed. Prioritely, of course, the delegates are here for the conference. But in the meantime they if be seeing at first hand that phonemonum known as the college student. Let's all surprise them and set like human beings. SOME MORE OF AIMEE As .. Simone McPherson Hutton, with all her names and her last husband, spend few minutes yesterday afternoon on a union station in Kansas City, entertaining a crowd of spectators. The popper girl and the news butcher said that Amee and her dimple David had more admirers than Gloria Swanson's Marquise de la Falaise de la Coudraye or Einstein. The dimpled darling David could sing without a pipe organ, so someone started "Everybody Happy" and the crowd joined in. "God Bless You Brother!" was heard from one corner, while Aimee's halfback helped her on to the information desk where she promised a revival to Kansas City, soon. She wore an Empress Eugenie hated drapped with a veil, and a suit of egg-shelled satin with everything to match. Someone asked her big handsome husband if he was betting on the Athletics, but he was just betting his sympathy with the Cardinals. A junior held up his mop, the people held up their hands and shouted praises to Aimee and David. A good time was had by all. WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? There has been so much talk concerning the present depression, so much talk about the small amount of money in circulation, and so much talk about the lowering of prices on commodities to meet the money in circulation. It is the same sort of talk reasonably about the money that is paid out to see the World Series. The stands in Philadelphia and St Louis have been filled to capacity each of the four days that games have been played in these cities, and not a smaller number of persons have purchased tickets this year than during the years when the country was alleged to be in a prosperous period. The question is: Where does the money come from? The price of admission has not been lowered. In fact, admission to World Series games costs three times the price of tickets during the regular season. Surely the 40,000 persons each day who have paid to witness the contests aren't all men of independent wealth. Some of the attendants must be day-to-day workers faced with problems of the depression. Evidently it must be the psychology of the individual. While attending the games, the excitement is so great that a person fails to consider how terrible conditions are on the outside. Perhaps it is the very thing this nation needs today! Some kind of an activity—not necessarily a baseball game—that will make us forget the depression long enough to think of the bright side of life. HOW DO YOU RATE? You women students at the University, how do you "rate" anyway? How many "dates" have you had? More than you expected? Less than you expected? That's right, tell the truth! Yes, it has been rather difficult for you because many of the men students did not know your telephone number, and, as evidence of the many complaints, were a little shy in asking you for them. But the enigma has been solved. The student directory will be published next week. Your name, address and telephone number will appear in print. And what an opportunity it will afford the bashful youngster who herofereo has been unable to secure your 'phone number, and, in many cases, your first name. Perhaps you will receive wrong calls, but please excuse the men. You see during the first few weeks the directory is out, they are bound to become excited and call the wrong number. So if men occupy an important place in your future plans begin plotting your campaigns at once. Remember, after the directory comes out, your fate is in their hands. Arkansas City—Officer of the Kansas Congress of the Parent-Teachers association met Saturday, Oct. 3 for the malnail fail board meeting. Miss Marion Garner of New York City, a hairman of safety, was the print pal teacher. Great Bend: Vincent.Keller, promi- nence, will play the high school sball! He'll play the same game layed Friday. Although he will not be able to play any more this season, he will play at the school. Now that fraternity rushing is en- tended over and the freshmen have been taken to heart, our own spirit has not yet been over come. Such a freshman brought him self into prominence the other day dur- ing a service at his house on the Hill. When one of the upperclassmen asked a waiter for freshmen to help with breakfast, the freshmen promptly said, "Or do you mean something to put the meat on?" And they were too terrible to be mentioned. Plain Tales An embryo humorist was discovered last week in one of the chemistry leeches, and had just told of the great chemical Cavendish and had finished his praise of this man by remarking that Cavernish was such a man that he would weigh the earth. At this point a faint voice was heard to inquire, "What does he stand when he weighed the earth?" The Community club will have a regular meeting at 7:15 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 8 in room 100 Room 109 building. There will be an election for treasurer COSMOPOLITAN CLUB: OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XIX Wednesday, Oct. 7, 1921 No. 23 Habra una sesión especial de El Atenco el jueves proximo a las cuatro media. WILLELLA CURNTIT, Secretary. EL_ATENEO: ALFREDO M. BUSTAMANTE. PHI CHI THETA: There will be a Phi Chi Theta meeting this evening at 8 o'clock in room 5 Union building. HELEN TOMLISON, President. There will be a meeting of Sigma Tau on Thursday, Oct. 8 at 4:30 p.m. in room 115, Marvin hall. LOUB M. FAMIRI, President. SIGMA TAU: WATKINS HALL SCHOLARSHIPS: Several Watkins hall scholarships have been resigned. Candidates are invited to telephone the chairman for an appointment of 20, or a cushion 125W. WEDNESDAY NIGHT VARSITY There will be a Wednesdays night variety tonight at the Union building Barney Sockfield and his band will play from 7 to 8. (Editor's note: Miss Jean Pavan Evea, of Kansas City, Mo., a senior in the University and women's editor of the Daily Northwestern, has written for the United Press. "The security glove represents our women," she says, "representatives over smoking in sorority houses, who have held the campus vault, Midwest Airlines and Kappa Alpha Theta security.)" 'One Thing Certain, Girls Will Smoke Says Northwestern Sorority Woman NEWMAN JEFFREY, Manager. By Jean Van Evera Evanston, Ill—(UP)—One thing is certain, the girls will smoke and nothing can stop them. I do not smoke, coincidentally, although I am chairman of the committee which is petitioning the Quadrangle Association, which has jurisdiction over the houses in the security quadrangle, and which must to have a smoking room in each house. For that matter, none of the other documents committee will do recou- recognize, he says, which house ought to have the right to decide for itself whether it shall have a smoking I am in favor of a smoking room in every house, because I think it would do away with smoking by girls on the streets so many people find objectionable. Smoking on Streets 'Cheap' Smoking on Streets 'Cheap' Certainly it looks weedy cheap and certainly to see such a large number of girls walking on the streets with lighted headlights in a draggery long after the "coke" has been drunk they may smoke. It has been argued that smoking in the houses would encourage non-smoking girls to smoke. If these women who do not smoke have so little hardhacked influence, and are such hubs that the kids then college is not the place for them. It has also been argued that having smoking rooms in the houses would have no effect on smoking in the houses of our souri and the University of Oklahoma maintain smoking rooms in the houses of our souri. It is now being as far as smoking on the streets is con- Names Other Schools Eat as much or as little as you like here. Just like home. as you car choose your own dinner. earned. The same holds true of Grinnell College in Iowa, Wellsley College and Sweetbriar. We have petitioned the Quintuple association to grant us the right to decide for ourselves whether we shall have smoking rooms. We have pledged not to smoke on the walks to quintuple if our petition is granted. For you who can't get enough to eat, and you who want to reduce, try— "Nothing is good enough but the best" News From Home Campus Comment Liberal—The Sergeant Lawrence M. Wimmer Post of the American Legion is planning a big home talent carnival to be held Oct 29, 30, and 31. Headline: "119 Purdue Students Poisoned." No doubt it was something they ate. The Cafeteria McPherson, Th.he Harold Gordon fashion shop, which was burned last week, will reopen soon in the site of the Home State bank. Liberal-Leaster Cain was elected president of the senior class in high School at a recent election. Herman Klauser, captain, was made vice-president. --like a Kiks shirt on a 47" Sizes up to 26" are the smart color emitter still. Makes both color and the appear to better advantage. In many new modern designs priced under $50, you can get a pair of these. ALWAYS FRESH Collar Holder Julia King's Delicious Home Made Candies 80c per pound Fresh from the Julia King candy kitchen Looks like a pin— Rankin's Drug Store "Handy for Students" 11th & Mass Phone 678 Dress Assets for Men SWAN designs have the character that appeals to men. The name SWAN on a gift is a recognized assurance of quality. SWANK Collar Cather, Tie Kies, Cuff Links, Collar, Buttons, Evening Sets are MORE than dress aids—they The College Jeweler says: We Have Fraternity Jewelry BAR & WILDE CO. ATTENBROD, MARK HENDERSON A.P. Kuft Battle — the major battle, way to win the game. Stadium Barber Shop and Beauty Parlor Shampoo and Finger Wave, complete, 75 Hair Cut., 25 1033 Mass. FRANK VAUGHN Phone 310 Bracelets Pendants Bookmarks Paper Knives Cigarette Cases Lighters Liggers Ash, Truck Watch Bands Charms Belt Buckles Leather Goods We have sorority and fraternity crests and can crest any piece of jewelry or silverware. Convenient Terms No wonder men smoke PIPES! 2 EVERY PIPE SMOKER has the sat- infaction of knowing he has one masculine right that the women won't take away from them. They do leave our pipes alone. And though the girls may not know it, they're leaving us one of the finest smokes a man can have. There's something calm and soothing about a pipe and good tobacco. It leads to cleaheaded thinking. Performers, the men of the world—are pipe smokers. College men a pipe like a pipe — packed with cool, slow-burning Edward-worth, the favorite of college in 42 out of 54 colleges. It's cut especially for pipes, to give you a cooler kitchen. You can buy Edgeworth good tobacco is sold. or where for a special packet, letter to Wraes & Bro. Co, 105 S. 242 st., Richmond, Va. EDGEWORTH SMOKING TOBACCO Edgeworth is a blend of fine old burleys, with its natural savor enhanced by Edge- and exclusive eleventh course. Buy Edgewedge anywhenever you need it. Edgewledge Ready-Rubbed and Edgewedge Flip Site. Plus package to 5,100 packages to 5,100 pounds hummed tin. PROMOTING Esprit de Corps That is a season for the University Daily Kansan occupying such an important position on the Hill and in the life of every student. Without it the spirit of K.U. would lag and become vapid. It's a duty to yourself and to your school to subscribe and read your own copy of the Kansan regularly. Delivered to your door $3.50 the year. See an authorized salesman, call K.U.66, or leave your order at the Kansan business office. In Ten Years You'll Still Remember The school year of 1931-32, how it began and how it ended, what the event of the season was and how the spot-light played on it for days or even weeks. if you kept alert and "up to now" with the aid of The Daily Kansan.