PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16. 1931 7 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHEF PHIL KEELER MANAGING EDITOR JOKE NKACK AVERITING MANAGER ROBERT REILD special star Marguerite Jace Dearley Hazelner Allen Gill Sloane Krenn Robert Whiteman Elizabeth Saal Robert Whiteman Lawrence White Oliver Townsend Kanban Board Members Joha Martia Dikh Karler Joe Kraal Robert Red Fred Flaming Robert Whitman David Curtis Gordon Marsh Marsha Lawrence Luke Hutch Michael --man and a manager. The thing has gone so far that in their minds he seems to be overshadowing even Roseveil himself. They make a strange combination, those two. Farley, the big, husky, six-footer, and Roseveil, the crippled head of the state of New York. The Democratic chairman is not reverse to the thought of Roseveil's election either, it would seem. Popular opinion has it that he would be Rankok's successor to the national chairmanship should Roseveil's campaign swipe. The whole story seems to snack rather strongly of bally-boo. Roseveil, the candidate, Farley, the power behind the throne, and Smith, the politician, do not stand as a particularly promising prospect. Business Office K.U. News Room K.U. Night Connection Business Office 27019 Night Connection News Room 27023 Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Biology at Rutgers University Press of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price for $19.12; 13.50 per year per member. Subscription entered as second class matter September 17, 1987, at Lawrence, Kansas, until action of March 3, 1989. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 1931 ANOTHER MESS? It would seem that the athletic boat at the University of Kansas dislikes the thought of not having their name in the papers. Either that or they think so much of their school that they wish to involve it in another scandal. In view of its most recent actions no other conclusion can be drawn. The decision of the board yesterday that all employees of E. H. Lupton, Tepka insurance man, were ineligible will automatically automatize Oromund Orchard, 200-pound Kansas backfield star, from further competition at the University if he retains his present job with Lapton. Whether or not Beach intends to remain in school here will not be known until after enrollment. The *author* of Beach's eligibility, however, is only a minor affair. The fact that the athletic board took it upon itself to add new wood to a still smoldering fire is of vital concern. With the fur attending the Big Six investigation of last year hardly subsided the board took it upon itself to heap more unfavorable publicity upon the University. Beach happens to be the goat in this case. Last year the board extracted a promise from Lapton not to hire any more of K.U.'s athletes. At least rumor has it that such an understanding existed Even were that so there can be no legitimate excuse for the fuss which has been kicked up. Technically Lapton is not guilty of a breach of the compromise, if such a thing ever existed. Beach was not enrolled in the University during the time he was employed by Lapton, not having enrolled for the spring semester last year. But the board, in all their righteous indignation against the stigma of subsidization, has seen fit to brand the athlete with the stamp of professionalism. They could not settle the affair quietly, or if they tried to the attempt was only half-hearted. The University of Kansas can not afford to take chances. Even yet they are on probation to the rest of the Big Six schools. If they think they are justifying themselves toward the rest of the conference by their most recent action they certainly are mistaken About the only thing they will accomplish will be to make the University even more ridiculous, if such a thing is possible. They are in too deep with the present fuzz to back out, and even if they do they have attracted the attention of the "powers that" for another year. This thing of being made the goal of the conference is becoming monotous, especially when our own board is the principal factor in the operation. The only improvement we need airplane travel to make it truly modern is some attachment whereby the lady can get out and walk. A WORD ABOUT BEAUTY One doesn't have to seek beauty on the University campus. The Administration and a beneficent nature have made that fairly obvious. But there are places that half of us don't know about. We haven't the ambition to investigate. For instance: did you know there was a lake on the campus? Potter's lake may be only a muddy pond to some, but along about this time of year it's really beautiful. Park yourself on the rustic bridge at the north end and take a look toward the south. Not bad, is it? The willows down at the other end do their share, too, in making the whole a pretty classy spot. Some evening at dusk take a look out over the valley from the seat back of Blake hall. The lights are just beginning to come on then, and the cars on the curve to the south do their share in the way of light effect. It's quite too, along about that time, and a person can discover a few of the birds we've tried to feed in times past. If you feel particularly wrist brittle some evening take a stroll out in the west hills district. There is one rock garden in particular that is really a credit to its builder. And besides that there are lots of good looking houses, well kept lawns, and beautiful shrubbery. From here, too, one can get a view of the University buildings from the south which will give an entirely new slant on the appearance of the campus. Then there's Marvin Grove, which is really a rather nice spot, even though one of our contemporaries has given it a bad name. If one can forget the clutter of the street and the piles of brush there is an essence of beauty about it. If you tire of nature and long for the works of man there is always the stadium to fall back on. Don't look at it too long, though, or you'll start thinking about the money it took to build it, and the illusion of beauty is lost. In all in all God did a pretty good job on this particular bit of the cosmos. Man has cluttered the scenery up to such an extent that it has to be searched for to be appreciated, but the effort isn't wasted. We extend the most sincere congratulations. We see that by the use of dim lights they've put hens on a longer day. That is tough on the hems, but at least they don't have to worry about technological unemployment. AIMEE HITS THE FRONT PAGE Aimee's gone and went and done it again, this time with a marriage. Samehow or other that woman always manages to break into the public print, even if she has to get married to do it. This time she has picked on David L. Hutton, 20-year old Angela temple bari tione, as the means to the end. Aimee says she "loves him dearly" and thinks they will be happy in the work they have mapped out. If all this is true it's hard to understand why they should elope to Yuma, Ariz. to have the wedding ceremony performed, but perhaps Aimee had her heart set on an elopement. Then too she had a new revival all planned out for Portland, and couldn't wait on a California. We sincerely hope that Mrs. McPherson's latest escapode will turn out better than many of her other publicity ventures. The "five minute" marriages seems to have had the sanction of all the family, so the paternal blessing won't be absent. But we're old fashioned enough to believe that no good will come of these airplane marriages. And then there's old, old, olda of automobile drivers; in case of accident it's usually the nut that holds the steering wheel that is to blame. It's great to have a lot of championship teams emerge from the University every year, and it's great to watch them in action, but what about the great majority, the ones who haven't the ability to "make the squad?" They have been provided for with the intranurals. INTRAMURALS; FOR THE GREAT MAJORITY Intramural, according to the K Book, mean literally "within the walls," so the University's intramurals are limited to those within the institution itself. They are open to everyone, men and women alike, and the more merrier. They give everyone the opportunity to participate in contests of skill or strength, not in relation to their size or ability but in relation to their inclination. They furnish an outlet to every person's natural desire to take part in competitive games. Intramural athletics are not engaged in for profit or gain. They are run purely for the benefit of the non-varsity athlete. For this reason they have a spirit of good fellowship and sportsmanship that is entirely lacking in any other sports. It's worth your while new student, to take part in these activities, for there you'll learn to know the true side of University athletics You'll have to work, it's no place for shackers, but in the end you'll find that you've had the time of your life. OUR NEXT PRESIDENT OUR NEXT PRESIDENT According to James A. Farley in the Kansas City Star Governor Roosevelt is as good as elected president at this minute. As a matter of fact he goes so far as to modestly assert that "I will be allowed to still be by an alma mater." "So widespread is this sentiment," he says, "that I honestly believe a majority of the Democrats and independents of the country would be willing to let him write his own platform." Mr. Farley, chairman of the New York Democratic state committee and recognized manager of the Roosevelt-for-president movement, is a figure little known on the political stage. Regardless of that fact he is known to have been the chief factor in the Roosevelt boom. Mr. Farley may mean well, but it looks very much as well if his optimism were of the sky blue variety. Rosevelt, for all his alleged popularity, has never been a particularly dominant figure in the political arena. Consistently has been overshadowed by the dominance of Al Smith, who even now is being counted on to give the Rosevelt boom its needed impetus. Enemies of Rosevelt, who have attempted to link Rosevelt with the Tammany ring in New York, say that his investigation of the ring will seriously injure his chances in the coming campaign. It is a known fact that Smith has been extremely noncommittal concerning his sentiments toward the New York governor. Farley's friends look on him as the tower of strength in the Rowevell campaign. They feel that if any man can put the Rowevell name in the White house it will be he. Over and over again they stress his ability as a statesman and a manager. The thing has gone so far that in their minds he seems to be overshadowing even Roseveil himself. They make a strange combination, those two. Farley, the big, husky, six-footer, and Roseveil, the crippled head of the state of New York. The Democratic chairman is not reverse to the thought of Roseveil's election either, it would seem. Popular opinion has it that he would be Rankok's successor to the national chairmanship should Roseveil's campaign swipe. The whole story seems to snack rather strongly of bally-boo. Roseveil, the candidate, Farley, the power behind the throne, and Smith, the politician, do not stand as a particularly promising prospect. Used books may be bought at the W.S.G.A. book exchange in room 5. ub-basement of the Memorial Union building on Thursday, Friday and Saturday of this week from 9:00 to 4:00. MARY DENNETT, Minister Tryouts for Women's Glee club will be on Monday, Sept. 21, birthdays A to K, inclusion: Tuesday, Sept. 22, initilize L to Z in inclusion, in room 231 Administration building, from 3.30 to 6 p.m. Any woman student is eligible for membership. Former members wishing membership this year must file their names in the Dau of Womans office not later than Monday, Sept. 21. ACNES HUSBAND. Director: ENTERPRISE KNOX. 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