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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 1931
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS
EDITOR-IN-CHEEP ELIZABETH MOODY
Makeup Editor
Campaign Editor
Night Editor
Jewelry Editor
Sunday Editor
Sunday Editor
Album Editor
Exchange Editor
Telegram Editor
Roger Geiger
ADVERTISING MANAGER ..IRIS FITZIMMONS
Assistant Advertising Mgr...Gerald E. Pipe
Assistant Advertising Mgr...Robert B. Ree
**Mr. McCullough**
Boston, MA 02116
Michelle Wilson
Boston, MA
Mr. MacKinnon
Mary Burrison
Dana Plant
David Platt
James Patterson
Jerry Barkley
James Barkley
Scotland Mason
Sarah Weill
Scotland Mason
Published in the afternoons, five times a week, an on-sunday morning, by students in the department of Journalism at the University of Kansas, from the Press of the Department of Journalism.
Telephone
Business Office K.U. 61
News Room K.U. 22
Night Connection 2701K1
WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 1931
Passes for life attempte:
3rd year, $4.00 per year; passee -
1st year, $2.50 per year.
Incurred as second class master September 12,
1978 by the Department at Lawrence, Kansas, and
art of March 18, 1979.
FAREWELL
It has been a hectic year, but a good one after all. We're sorry to see it end, and we hate to tell our friends, those who admit it and those who deny it, good-bye. We'll miss them all, the Men's Side, the Owl's Owel, the Dove, and all the rest we have talked about in a bitter, unkind way.
Promises seem to go with farewells so the Kansan has a few to make:
We'll go off making mistakes, and correcting them in the next issue.
We'll go on making people mad enough so that they will write in to the campus opinion column so that we don't have much to do.
We'll be non-partition. Last fall we supported Brickley, and he got beaten. In the campus election each side accused us of favoring the other one, so we must have been fairly impartial. We'll try to be even more so.
With the last regular issue, the Kansan bids the campus good-bye. For better or for worse, it will appear again next fall.
REGRETS OF A SENIOR
There are various things that the graduating senior leaves behind him sorrowfully. However happy he may be that there are to be no more classes to attend and no more trying to work for six different professors, he will贮 a wistful tear as he pays his fees and will贮 the cap and gown.
Probably first in his list of regrets is the matter of those very same fees. There is a rumor prevalent among this year's junior that the senior fees for next year are to be reduced. Who wouldn't regret having to finish this year in the face of a development like that? Then there is the matter of the museums. The senior has always meant to go through them but each year has slipped by somehow and he continued to go to classes on the Hill without ever entering Dyche or Spooner-Thayer. Doubless, the number of alumni who have left the walks of Mount Orcad without ever seeing the inside of these (to avoididers) very important halls would astound the statistician.
There are numerous other small things around the Hill that the senior has left undone. The interesting small brown book in the browsing room that he never had time to peruse, the pictures he intended to snap of all his most difficult professors, the razed water tower that he swore to climb one night, the inscription on Uncle Jimmy Green's statue that he has never read. Somebody should institute a custom of having a senior's visiting month the year after graduation in which he could do all these things. Only it would probably take more than a month.
However, we feel that the worst regret of the senior is the most irreovable and one that he instituted himself. He will never get to pound, glue or chase a notice into the All-University stone bulletin board!
CAMPUS DRIVE OR SPEEDWAY?
Down the length of the campus, so justly famed for its beauty, goes a well-paved, curving drive known at one end as Orcas street and at the other as West Campus Road. It has now become necessary for us to state the exact nature of this lovely space for motor
vehicles and for what purpose it was made.
There are those who come upon the campus in high-powered cars that dash along most effectively, who have the idea that the road was made for the purpose of showing off the grace with which they climb to fifty miles an hour and take the curve around the tulip beds at each end. There are some who take it as a stage upon which to exhibit their spectacular methods of driving, to show how well their car works when the ear has been howling along at a breakneck pace. Some use it as the sole means whereby they can make classes in Marvin, Snow, or West Ad on time. All three think it is a speedway.
Naturally, they will be surprised to find they have had the wrong idea all the time. But if they will simply take time one of these days to look, they will discover that there are several features of the speedway lacking. First, it isn't wide enough, second, the curves are not banked at all. But, most important, there aren't any fences along the side to crush through.
Perhaps in the near future, some senior class will leave a speedway, built around Potter's lake. In the meantime, it seems the old campus drive is just a drive.
COLLEGE ACTIVITIES
There are certain faults which one observes in the over-organized campus activities. They are too many and too complex; and the trend seems to be toward more rubber than less.
Look at a college annual and see the number of extra-curricular activities which some students have engaged in. And many who have the largest list are those who could ill afford to spend their time in such a way. Too many students try to belong to vast numbers of organizations, and in doing this they all benefit which could come from faithful attendance and interest in a
Let us take for instance student government. A certain amount of responsibility and independence is developed in the person who seriously tries to fill a position on either of our governing bodies. Outside of this and a little horror, what response is there? The time expended, if spent in study of some particular hobby or interest, would be much more profitable.
And how much real inspiration is derived from the average writing club? The time spent in meetings, if spent in the actual process of writing, would go much farther toward developing writing abilities.
Two many of our organizations consist merely in apportioning out offices, calling roll, collecting fines, and serving refreshments.
GROWN UP?
We whish艺 across the campus in our sport roadsters, stay out until all hours of the night, and excuse our actions, which would ordinarily seem ill, by saying that we're grown up and capable of inkling care of ourselves. It tickles our vanity to think that we are able to pull such childrins pranks with immunity, and we get the same kick out of them as the little boy who smokes his first cigarette. It's devilish, so we think, and ob, how we love it!
But when the sun starts to beat down upon our heads there's one custom that is revived and indulged in which indicates plainly that we still have our childlike moments. That custom is the one of foraking studio photos and hot water for the daughters of the old swimming hole at the brick yard. We try so hard to appear worldly and wise, but where the swimming hole is concerned we forget our pose and gladly revert to our childhood.
During the last week or so, from fifty to a hundred students daily have inudied in a dip and a sun bath there, and apparently none of the story book charm of the experience has been lost through contact with university halls of learning. Sophisticated co-eds, bias "the beepers," athletes,钻 you can see them all in one afternoon at the Brick Wards. And judging by the way they act, it's sometimes hard to believe they're grown up.
Millions for American Hotels Chicago — (UP) – Approximately $235,000,000 will be spent in 1931 or construction of hotels and commercial buildings to the hotel industry survey recently completed by the Indiana Limestone company.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XVIII VIIV, May 7, 1921 No. 190
The band will meet at South park Saturday morning at 8:30 o'clock to play for Decoration day services. The personnel of the commencement band will appear in Sunday's Kaman, and the first appearance Saturday, February 16th. The commencement band will perform Sunday, May 31st, at 4 p.m. CAMANLES, Director
BAND:
The book exchange will buy used books during the first week in June.
Monday, June 1, 130 to 400; Tuesday to September 9, 12 to 130, and 13 to 40.
The W.S.G.A. book exchange is located in room 5, Memorial Union building.
MARY BENNETT, Manager.
BOOK EXCHANGE:
Closing hours for all women's residences during final examination week will be 11:20 p.m. This does not include Sunday when all residents will close at 10 p.m. The above hours must be observed from Wednesday, May 27, to Wednesday night, June 3, inclusive. MAYLIT LARTE, President of W.S.G.A.
CLOSING HOURS FOR WOMEN'S RESIDENCES:
FENCING EQUIPMENT:
All fencing equipment left in the lockers of the Fencing club has been removed to Doctor Nolmidt's office. Owners may call for it there.
I. O.T.C.
All members of the R.O.T.C. are required to return their R.O.T.C. uniforms immediately. These uniforms must be turned in by Thursday, May 28. The uniforms consist of blue coat, cap, blue trousers and white tractors. Men attend R.O.T.C. camp this summer are exempted from this order.
Campus Opinion
--swear that I'll swear
Editor's Note: The Kasan does not print anonymous communications. Names are wikiblack from publication at the request of the writer, but must accompany the letter as an evidence of good faith. If the person who sent the Campus Opinion to the office will make
The Campus Muse
Campus Opinion to the office will make his identity known, his letter will appear in one of the special editions.
--swear that I'll swear
THE SWAN SONG
(Try this one on your piccolo)
When School is over.
And the grades are over.
And they are ground.
And they all begin to shout,
His him, what report?
The teacher,
And passed that silly course.
W. C. KOENIG, Major.
UNEMPLOYMENT
And tell me a story.
And pull my hair.
And push just like a comet
If it once move gay
If it once move gay
If it once move gay
Says, "Hey have you says a job yet?"
Wait, the word "says" is definitely visible. I'll stick to what's clearly readable.
Actually, I should check the whole text again. The first line starts with "And pull my hair."
The second line starts with "And push just like a comet."
The third line starts with "If it once move gay."
The fourth line starts with "If it once move gay..."
The fifth line starts with "Says, "Hey have you says a job yet?"
Let's try to be as literal as possible.
And pull my hair.
And push just like a comet.
If it once move gay.
If it once move gay...
Says, "Hey have you says a job yet?"
Okay, I'm ready to output the text.
And pull my hair.
And push just like a comet
If it once move gay.
If it once move gay...
Says, "Hey have you says a job yet?"
Our Contemporaries
WE HEARTLY AGREE
C. E. McBride of the Kansas City Star made the following comment concerning a professor in the department of journalism:
"W. A Dill of the journalism school at U. W. will run the Eckridge Independent. Mr. Dill knows the newspaper that draws the hintie to the editor's chair."
A recent item which stated that Clayton Finch, 28, had recently accepted a position with the University of Arkansas Daily Treceiver, Arkansas City, Kan. should have read that Mr. Finch is the new advertising manager of the Shaw Media Group. He was the previous Mr. Finch had formerly been the assistant advertising manager for the University of Arkansas, and the state unit of the department of journalist of the University, and a member of the professional journal title fraternity.
Mrs. Lelu Hayes Ames, 29, who has been an intern at the University will have two jobs: one on business economics and another will also teach some Eagles football. High School during the coming year; High School during the coming year.
Jayhawks Flown
--the Vanitas Way
O. O. Smith, who received his man-
ter's degree here in 27, has been reeled principal of the Dickinson
County Community high school at
the time. The county will be the thirteenth for Mr. Smith in his present position.
Walter M. Osterberg, who has taken graduate work from the University of superintendent schools at Eureka, Kan. Mr. Osterberg has been principal of the high school.
Museum Has Visitor's Day Pittsburgh—The Kansas State Teachers College museum was opened to visitors in April. People visited the several thousand exhibits which are displayed on the top floor of the Porter library.
Mr. and Mrs. Ceil Varner, formerly of Kansas City, have moved to Wichita where they will make their home. Mr. and Mrs. Ceil Varner are a class of 28 and is a member of Delta Upation. Mrs. Varner was a former Alpha Chu Omega, and is a member of Alpha Chu Omega.
Museum Has Visitor's Da
It Is Correct to Appear Alike for Commencemen
Graduate is as graduate does, so gum chewing is carried altogether for the senior woman this year. There will be a scholarship to receive the marches down to the Stadium to receive that cherished diploma, according to instructions issued from the department.
Also, if she wants to wear what is correct this year for the woman good at learning how to cook everywhere, including the baccalaureum session, which is to be given Simón de la Serna as a day morning, and of course, to that final activity, the commencement event.
No individuality is to be shown in the tip of the cap, since it has been added of all women that they be worn straight on the head.
Hose Mended
Light or white dresses has been de-creed as correct to wear under the dress shirt. Dark shirts to finish the unencled off. Tuxedos are to be worn to the front right until the receiving of the diploma, before transitioning directly to the front left.
Read the Kansan want-ads
Mail us your hose to mend this summer.
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Clarion Radio
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Spot Lights, any color to rent.
Shimmons Bros.
Plumbers and Electricians
Repair Work a Specialty
Phone 161 836 Mass.
Vacation Time Means Redecorating
You will find a splendid assortment of wall papers in quality and prices to please you at the—
GOOD WALL, PAPER STORE
Reduced prices on broken lines and room lots.
Get your order, in early.
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THE
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Facials 50 up
Scalp Treatment 50 up
Henna Rinse 50
Henna Pack $1.25 up
Permanent Wave, Jr. $2.50
Permanent Wave, Sr. $4.00
Gifts for the Graduate
Here you will find a large assortment of pleasing gifts which make shopping easy.
Fritts-Stowits
Phone 238 Drug Co. 9th & MAHA
The Rexall Stone
TRUNKS
Hauled Day or Night
We Rope and Express Your Trunk at no Extra Charge to You
PHONE12
HUNSINGER TAXI CO.
Don't Take That Vacation Trip
Without insurance against increasing road hazards! Let me tell you about my economical plan.
F. S. Butcher
821 Mass. Phone 1689M
FUN
ON THE ROLLICKING WAY
to EUROPE
$105 up
It is a fun factory — the real factory, finding what works best for the customer. It makes its orders in order on a number of platforms. The firm's main platform is nuxturelite (lived), cozy accommodations that feature 20-seat rooms and number of 60-2/2 passenger travelled seats.
Tourist shot cibon in detail.
R. J. Griffith, Louderman Edge,
1160 Locust St., Ground Floor
Louisville, Mo., or any author
Difflentian Terns third aerial acrobatics team will lead a group, Giopeia, Hibernia, Baird and two other teams to the world's largest flight show. Many others will be in attendance. NO CLASS EXTRACTIONS. NO ADMITTED SEATS. NO AIR TICKETS de la fraternité Western and Eastern demoiselles de la fraternité Western and Eastern dem
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ATLANTIC TRANSPORT
International Mercantile Marina Lines
Refresh
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from
Those Quizzes.
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Then Take a Drive
You can't study.
Relax for a while by taking a drive in the country.
Rent-A-Ford Company
Phone 433 916 Mass. St.
Store Closed Saturday Memorial Day OPEN FRIDAY UNTIL 9 P.M.
Dobbs and other fine
STRAW HATS
Panamas, Milans, Leghorns, Sailors
now selling at
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FRIENDLY FIVE
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$5
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Wilson Brothers SHIRTS $1.50 to $3.50 Guaranteed to Fit You. Bradleigh, Madras, Pruce.
FRIDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
6 to 9 o'clock
Your choice of all
$1.50 Neckties $1.15
3 Neckties
for
$3
Store Closed Saturday