PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE. KANSAS SUNDAY, MAY 24, 1931 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHEEP ULIZABETH MOODY Associate Editors Sam Shade MANAGING EDITOR OWEN PAUL Sunday Editor Rebecca Callierman Jamieanne Jenkins MAGGIE; Irene Dorothy Huroncker MAGGIE; Lizzie Launch Marcia Lawrence LISA; Luis Carcel Bob Eyegan IPAD ADVERTISING Manager, HIRS FitzZIMMANN Advertising Marketing IRRES; Gretel Pepa Assistant Advertising Mgr. ROBERT & Rudi Revenues Boards Management Frank McClelland Manager, Infantile Nichols M.D. Matt Barrett Manager, Infantile Ira Fickmann Manager, Greenfield Joe Marianne Joe Marianne Luke Mulley Luke Mulley Luke Mulley Telephone Business Office K.U. 68 News Room K.U. 25 Night Connection 270(K3) Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday night, by students in the Department of History at Rutgers University. Subscription to The Department of Journalism *Subscription price*, $49 for each month, payable in abroad. Entered as second (plus master) admit- ation 17, APR 2018 Entered as second (plus master) admit- ation 17, MARCH 2018 entered as second (plus master) admit- ation 17, AUG 2018 SUNDAY, MAY 24, 1931 THE TABLES TURNED Students at Stout Institute, Menomonie, Wisconsin, will soon have a chance to grade their professors on a scale ranging from zero to 100, according to a news item. That is a subtle and safe way of telling instructors who are prone to give hour shot-guns, or hold classes over time, what the students think of them. If constructive critisms accompany the grades, this plan may serve to correct some of the minor sins in which instructors unwittingly indulge. And on the other hand popular instructors will be grafted to receive a high mark, for nothing better can be said of a faculty member than that he is well liked and respected by his students. Perhaps even more worth while results than these may evolve from this interesting experiment. Some disgruntled instructor, who believes his rating is unjust, may become awakened to the futility of a hard and fast numerical grading system and devise a better plan for classifying students. PREVENTION VS. CURE The thoughtful freshman says that she will need a card catalog to keep track of her ex-husbands if she ever becomes a movie actress and has the luck some of them do. For the same reason that the laws of some states require motorists to have drivers' licenses, and for the same reason that courts debar some persons from driving a car, those who violate the speed laws of the campus should be deprived of driving privileges. Taking away the law violator's liberty to drive is getting down to the cause of the crime. It is another case of an ounce of prevention. Finding the driver or even putting him in jail is just a little attempt to cure the trouble. For a first offence of speeding or recklessness on the campus a driver's car should be ruled off the Hill. For a second offense he should be informed that it is not the policy of the University to endanger human life by allowing such students to maintain cars at the school. This should be the minimum penalty. Some schools prohibit all students from having automobiles, but such a restriction places handicaps upon many who should be allowed to use them. Depriving the law violators of the use of an automobile is striking the spot where the trouble lies. The co-eds at Michigan state are engaging in battle. Must be the defeated beauty candidates. POOR BEAUTY QUEEN Now that the Jayhawk is out, there is open season on beauty queens. In the few remaining weeks before the end of the school year everybody will have time to discuss the beauty section and pan the judge's choice. There probably isn't a girl on the campus who doesn't secretly think she is prettier than at least one of the proud beauties who appear in the yearbook. And nearly any young male tell you confidentially that the judge is all wet and that his Mary is really the prettiest girl on the Hill. Chicago City Strikes Off—bendline Has Chicago started playing ball wilt the gangsters now? College is just one long wait. From the time the collegian enrolls until the day of his graduation, he has put in more hours of concentrated waiting than fifty elderly spinsters. He waits so much that by the time he loses graduate, he will wait some more or someone to offer him a job. WAITING- This displeasible condition, however, is not entirely the student's fault. For four years he is subjected to red tape, ed tape, and more red tape. Enrolling, for instance, is an endless process until the later years of college life, and by the time that stage is reached, it takes more time to look for pipe courses. Then, suppose the Dean calls you in. You have to wait long fantastic hours before you get into the sanctum sanctum. Suppose you go to the camp hangout for a cake. You must wait-for a place to sit down. But to draw a more hurdid picture, suppose you get a date. It is then that you put in some good links at the fine old art of waiting. In the long hours of discussing the weather with the housemother, the energetic swain becomes an inert man of lifeless clay by the time his date finally arrives. And the sad part about all of this is that we still wait, and wait, and wait. A ronchman recently sent an orchestra conductor a white horse after hearing his band play "The King's Horses." It's a good thing they didn't play about dinosaur. RELIGION, A KEEPSAKE William James, for the purpose of his lectures on "The Varieties of Religious Experience," has defined relation as "the feelings, acts, and experiences of individual men in their solitude, so far as they apprehend themselves to stand in relation to whatever they may consider the divine." True, history relates instances of men seeking "the religious experience" in many ways, from the sacrifice of human bodies to the sun and the storm to the elaborate ceremonies of the medieval church. Perhaps the human mind demands this feeling of harmony with the universe, which we call religion. Whether men require a "religion experience" or not, certainly the creeds and institutions which have claimed a monopoly on religious expression are out of date. Religious creeds are too static and inflicible to keep up with a changing civilization. These creeds and theologies are more keen keepsakes which stand in the way of scientific progress and clear thinking. In an era of apartment houses are Austin cars, in an epoch of elevated trains and aerospace, we have no room for keepakes or exorcism hangage. There are no offices in modern life. In an age of efficiency experts, everything must have a use or be eliminated as waste. Religious creeds must show their passports or be cast over-board as vargent stow-aways. New Topic for Barber—headline. A if they needed one! It Is Not Chicken Feed Now—head- line. Since when was it chicken feed? It used to be that indefinable some- thing some girls possess. Seize the Largest Still—headline The largest till when? Campus Opinion editor Daily Kannan. On our campus there exists a college on the east side of campus and we for the practice of neophyte reporters, editors, and advertising managers. Every day at least four pages of our course will be written to us, and we must know have printed words upon it and they must be written so that a grade for the student can be gained by me. We are taught custom, the editorial page was drawn into shape yesterday. And so we who follow the editorial page find greeting our overwhelmed audience and we are not Counsel's Wenkenness. Now, let me make myself plain. I have no objection to the students of some classes vicinity to our campus, for that is their niche in life. They have taken over the responsibility of informing the students of the happenings, political and social issues, and of responsibility without question" and they have pretended until now to be unbilled. I commend them on their accomplishments. I should like to write an article in irtz- Editor Daily Kansan OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XVIII Sunday, May 24, 1931 No. 187 The hand concert will be given Monday, May 28, at 7 p.m. in front of the Administration building. In case of rain the concert will be given in the auditorium. J. C. McCANLES, Director. The book exchange will buy used books during the first week in June. Monday, June 1, 138 to 4:00; Tuesday to Saturday, 9 to 11:30, and 12 to 4.9. The W.S.G.A. book exchange is located in room 5 Memorial Union building. MARY BENNETT, Manager. BOOK EXCHANGE Therefore the council said, "We will not take just those cases which are pushed into our hands, but rather nevertheless, that next fall, with recessions hanging fire, the council would take more action." o seem, then, the council has taken a very definite stand trot representing the students in contact with the students and not only for the students the right to handle these cases by means of a student counselor, but also this practice was going on the Karenian, truly impartial, had nothing to say? But when the new council sent them out to work they assert the right of the students a blessed and comedied attentional step forward to reward their efforts. After all, isn't it just a matter of passing through the columns of our "fair and impartial" clarion? The council has back you, know only two regular I'm a Political Two, P. S. It took one five-minute interview to get the truth of this whole matter—IPT. leam of the work of twenty-five men when the writer had not the least inkling of the truth of the matter which he muscuses to expand. That to *O* ablacus 8. 137 p. The first paragraph tells us that our student council is wearing the expression of a person who had taken a large mourful of food too hard to eat. In one instance, the article knew, personally, one member of the council! I am quite close to the entire group and having never seen any such expression, I wonder about its authenticity. The second paragraph, while not accurate, was put in to fill up space, and I know I no more about what he wrote. And by himself I will add the editor himself I will add the editor. We now have reached a paragraph of exactly ninety words, which, if命ined so inaccurately by any construction in the next issue. The agreement of the Men's Student council with the local authorities turns out to be a mistake. The commission expressed his very decided intention to co-operate with those authorities. For the past year the administration has been handling part of the case. There was a division of responsibility, with the administration choosing the part they would handle. This part has become increasingly larger. Until this point, the administration have ever been in the hands of the Council. With all his "hack of intestinal fortitude," the president of this council has overwhelmed the channel and demanded every case or none. The administration was destined of handling some of the cases. In view of the fact that these cases had not been handled by the administration, it seemed illogical to take them over. The council gave up nothing, for they never had such jurisdiction. The counsel's authority the statement of a definite policy. Topokha Himm Golf Tournament Emperor...The Topokha High School Emerger...The Topokha High School state high school golf tournament at the Emperor Country Club, Saturday, April 12. The following poem was awarded first prize in the William Herbert Carruth Memorial contest: The Campus Muse The Camp A GRANDMOTHER She has gone n-a-flying. With the last brown brook and over the hill Where we cannot follow . . . She has left her willow plates And her clean-swept floor. The kettle sits upon the fire and cooks its meal. Cinnamon cookies on the trees, Gold is on the lace, Orchids will shine. Only she is gone . . . She who liked to stand at clouds, Feared no stormy weather, Knew the value of a shell Now is flying with the wind. Singing high and sweet In a field where With flowers at her feet.) dakes no mourning for her, then, sent the no hear and laugh, who has not really died decds no euptha. I should be Liederstudt. The second prize in the same contest was given to the following poetry COMPENSATION COMPENSATION the old? How break the ear. Do they in revery trudge down old sheep. walks To quiet houses where fall maples arend Cheering their weathered, dusky walls, would. with gold That drifts down idly when a black bird's wing hat chats down all day when a black bird's wing birds flutter leaves as his nois Brushes the bright leaves as his noisy flock gates Once more upon their rusty hinges swing? flock Flying and chattering sound as if the gutes Perhaps old people pause outside the door door With trembling hands half lifted to the latch. Eager, and yet afraid they may not find Unchanged the rooms behind it any Then enter with slow step and serene face Glad that the dust lies gray upon the books, the walls, the roof, the arch. Showing that no stance hands have touched the place— The old, thus satisfied to find it so Even in dreams, which fill those hours new spent Musing by sunlit walls or friendly fires, Live in a peace the real world does not *Criticism Quintet Short* -Clarice Evelyn Short. Read the Kansan want-ads. NOGUCHI by GUSTAV ECKSTEIN $5.00 The Book Nook Try the new self-supporting Discontinued patterns in the regular $1.00 quality now selling for HOLEPROOF AUTOGART SOCKS 55c 3 pairs for $1.50 Rental Tuxedos for sale—$10 to $16 For the Graduate---- Worthy gifts to commemorate the occasion of a lifetime Fountain Pens - Pencils - Sets - Desk Sets Sheaffer - Parker - Conklin The name engraved without charge Chicken Dinner 50c Hillside Pharmacy The Blue Mill 1009 Mass. 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