PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS SUNDAY, MARCH 29, 1921 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF PAUL FISHER Associate Editors MANAGING EDITOR CARL COOPER SENIOR MANAGER Margaret Inez Senior Vice President Mary Pickell Senior Vice President Lindhia Walld Senior Vice President Kevin Lee Senior Vice President Mary Johnson Senior Vice President Mary Longman Senior Vice President Sunday Editor ... Katherine Morrie Kansas Board Members ADVERTISING MANAGER...MARION BEATTY Astt. Advertising Mgr...Iris ForSimmons Paul Fisher Frank McCollund Virginia Wilson Mary Brown Carl Cooper Wilson Nicole Mary Beaty Joe Fischbauer Jim Wolf Wilson Moore --ment of Journalism. Substitute $1,000 per year, payable to the University. Single copies, i.e. each. Entered as second-class mail to office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1876. Telephones Business Office K. U. 64 News Room K. U. 25 Night Connector K. 201K3 Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism at the University of Aarhus, from the Press of the Jamaican SUNDAY, MARCH 29, 1931 THE WEATHER AND PROHIBITION J. B. Priestley, the English novelist, thinks the fundamental difference between Americans and Britishers is in their respective conversations. In England the people talk about the beautiful weather, while Americans converse on the question of prohibition. If Mr. Priestley had dropped into Lawrence the last few days, he might have discovered local citizens airing their views on prohibition all right, but instead of the Vollead act, the argument has been to instigate some sort of legislation to prohibit the fickness of recent weather. To Join the Goldfish Club at Ranocene college one must swallow a live goldfish. The order was probably founded after some Bible student played his miniature golf, and remembered the exploit of Jonah with the whale. Student waiters are probably another reason why elderly people think the present college generation is iconoclas tic. PROBABLY BEEN READING MR. MENCKEN'S COLUMNS An illuminating bit of comment gathered from the arm of a chair in West Administration building: "The University of Kansas stands loud and shoulders above other schools of its type in petty dogmatism, narrow-mindedness, incompetence, stupidity, and hypocrisy. "Its students are for the most part derived from ignorant homes throughout the state and their parents, convinced of the worthiness of this institution by legislators who pocket part of the school taxes, send their sons and daughters to Lawrence when they return after while to apply their erroneous learning to the conduct of their lives and to those of the members of their families." "Ima Jayhawk." That "Ima Jayhawk" has a harsh pen is not only evident by which he says, but is also apparent in the bold strong strokes his hieroglyphics curve into that innocent chair. The sociological phenomena of life rests heavily on his delitio muscles; he needs a need for expression, and he gave way to it, as every student occasionally does, by that inscription on his chair. What can you expect but apple polishing when so many on the Hill are out of jobs? COMPANIONATE MARRIAGE At the debate Thursday night between two ministers on the subject of companionate marriage, the crowd got what the management of the Why club wanted it to get. The audience heard a clear definition of what companionate marriage is, the arguments in favor of and against its practice, and a few personal opinions on the question. Most of the people who attended the debate left without forming a definite opinion on either side of the question, but they had listened to both sides of a subject - marriage - in which everyone is interested. The argument was hottest on the subject of birth control which is an essential part of Ben Lindsey's proposed change in marital law. Lindsey wants companionate marriage with legalized birth control, a divorce by mutual consent before a special court of domestic relations, and no alimony. The marriage would cease to be companionate if there were children. The hame issue, complications, riage, has been given the most unpleasant kind of painty. Every time the subject is mentioned, there are lifted eyeses and an immediate inference that such a proposal is a little closer, and perhaps absolutely moral. But the proposed change is not such a radical one. It would put into the possession of married couples who were financially unable to have children, accurate scientific information on birth control. That is not such a daring innovation as it seems on the surface, considering the vast amount of bootlef information About the only other change in the law would be our divorce statutes, making it permissible for a childless couple to get a divorce on the grounds of mutual consent, and without the payment of alimony. Such a law would eliminate the scandal, the hypocrisy and the indecency of our present divorce trial. The participants would no longer air their private affairs in public, but, whenever they mutually decided that their marriage was not a satisfactory one, they could be quietly divorced. Some of the conditions that Judge Lindsey's proposal is designed to correct are pervious ones, one which must eventually be corrected. Tallahas Bankhead, actress, the English people are "just divine." It is clear now why Billy Sunday has always avoided the British Isles. Many Hill freshmen are pretty sure that the gangster caught near St. Joseph Thursday morning was a criminal no matter what later prosecution may develop. When a man sports as many aliaes as the alleged Chicago hoodlum, there is reason to suppose he has been mixed up in some sort of a shady deal. "A woman's right to her nationality should be equal to that of man's," says the Buffalo Courier-Express. But men also find women are good with their left's, too. Some writers are not sentimentalists and you can wager their kind are not doing modern biographies. Larger and faster translantic vessels have been built since the World's War than during it. And remember prohibition occurred in 1919, it seems only fair to know that necessity is the mother of invention. "American Women are Americans."— Headline. Well, that clears that up. Russia has stringent regulations on mirth control. One must have a license to evoke a laugh. A Rhodes scholar from Kansas was once so unfortunate as to be introduced to the Prince of Wales at the age of 15, where he became a character in a play running in London. When the prince politely inquired where the young man was from, Lady Astor, who was doing the introducing, invited him to meet him at Highness, he comes from Kansas." --his master's thesis or in a new volume he is preparing for "Field and Stream." All research into the life of goldfish has necessarily been through first hand observation, firsthand summer sports two goldfish in a fresh-cool bowl; their lives, the Editor found, were tranquil. Goldfish, like bovines, make man-made objects; males content to observe their world through the transparent water, and ruminate on why leaves fall, the wind blows them, and how humans stists on climbing the tree just before the goldfish's window. Their litchty cecifers are rarely manifested. No goldfish psychologist has adequately explained why goldfish swim in gentle rhythm while the sun beats intensely down into the receptacle where they repose. Obviously the goldfish temper; their complexions are still rubi-cund but their genifications to wrath are ins�pulsely subdued. A learned psychologist can not long ago that goldfish are probably colleagues of Gandhi and his non-violence campaign. If true, several of their colleagues of Gandhi and his non-violence campaign. If true, several of their colleagues of Gandhi and his non-violence campaign. If true, several of their colleagues of Gandhi and his non-violence campaign. If true, several of their colleagues of Gandhi and his non-violence campaign. If true, several of their colleagues of Gandhi and his non-violence campaign. Campus Opinion Plain Tales If "A Reader" will call at my office I shall be glad to outline to him the binding problem that the Library faces and has faced for many years. Neither the Library nor the Administration is the only one outlined in "A Reader's" letter. Editor Daily Kansan: The Editor is in receipt of a communication written by "An Inquisitor in Subaquea Phenomena" demanding to know what goldfish do in their spare time and being regarded as faciotic; but research in scientific fields within the past twenty years has engendered so deep a probing in the every day habitats of aquatic animals that we now have the possibility that "Inquisitor" is actually perplexed, being temporarily halted in Regarding What a Goldfish Does in Its Spare Time Very truly yours, C. M. Baker, Director of Libraries. Very truly yours. The annual ALEE banquet will be held Wednesday, April 1. Mr. C. H. Weise of the Bell Telephone company will speak. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XVIII Sunday, March 28, 1921 No. 143 SSOCIATED STUDENTS OF SCHOOL OF BUSINESS: I. E.E. F. L. SHINER, Secretary A meeting for the purpose of making nominations for officers of the Associated Students of the School of Business will be held in room 210 Administration Hall. ROBERT BORTH, President. The book exchange will be open every day from 2:30 to 3:30; on Saturday on 10 to 12, in the sub-lunature of the Memorial Union building. BOOK EXCHANGE: CASUALTY INSURANCE AND INVESTMENTS CLASSES: CAUSALITY INSURANCE AND INVESTMENTS CLASSES: Classes in casualty insurance and investments will be allowed at 12 o'clock on Monday. Classes in commercial insurance will be attended the meeting for the nomination of officers of the Associated Students of the School of Business. Other classes in economics will be as usual. F. T. STOCKTON, Denn. CO-ED CLUB No. ONE: Co-ed stud number One will meet at the home of Mann Simpson, on Monday night at 7 o'clock. MONA SIMPON EDUCATION GRADUATE CLUB There will be a meeting of the Education Graduate club on Monday at 6:00 HERBERT G. ALLPHN JAY JANES: UNITED STATES JAMES COUNTY JANUARY 15 The center for the central Administration Building. All offices are present in unimounted office space. The Mathematics club will meet Monday at 4:59 in room 211 Administrator building. Prof. G.W. Smith will be the speaker. MATHEMATICS CLUB; OPEN FORUM: MARGARET STURGES, Vice President. There will be an open forum Tuesday, March 31, at 12:30 in the private dining room of the cafeteria. Howard Y. Williams, secretary of the League for Independent Political Action, will be the speaker. Tickets may be secured at the M.Y.C.A. office, 121 Fraser, or phone 380 until Monday night. OWEN M. PAUL, Chairman. QUILL CLUB: There will be a special meeting of Quill club at 7:30 Monday evening to receive Mrs. Hortwick. CITY LUNGEING. THETA SIGMA PHI: Regular meeting of Theta Sigma Phi will be held in the sky parlor of the Journalism building on Tuesday at 3:30. All members must attend. MARY BARTRAM, Secretary. We recommend TAVANNES Watcher Watches The Editor believes goldfish only have one period during their week when it heats up. As long as their water is changed, At this juncture most goldfish connoisseurs place their charges on a newspaper, and leave to throw out the old contents of the recepient's cabinet. The goldfish lie side (a goldfish lies equally well on either side, by the way) and practices deep breathing. The gills distend, the skin folds, and the mouth plave. No matter how hard the goldfish breathe, it never coughs. The species is immune from cold, and it is (or this may be) why they grow in their first cough drops a deep golden. Before the Editor closes, he would like to place the goldfish back in his bowl in fresh water. It is unfair to put the goldfish up in the air, especially one whose habitat is naturally in the water. Application Photographs We have special low rates on Teachers' Applications. SQUIRES 1035 Mass. KENNEDY Plumbing Co. 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