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WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1991
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WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1931
THE AGGIES LEND A HAND
Last night's philanthropic action on the part of the Kansas Aggies, who beat Nebraska and thus climbed the Big 6 title for Kansas, is an added argument on the efficacy of spending a quiet evening at home. When championships are decided while the title-holder sits at his desk, thumbing through a book or writing a manuscript on the "Theory of Play," no subsidization arguments grow portentous, no injuries are risked, and no local athlete discovers that fate temporarily has closed the lid of his basket eye. the gesture the Aggies extended Kansas last night was benevolent and fraternal, and every Jayhawker哭es grateful.
WICKERSHAM'S ANCIENT HISTORY
Most men students who sat on the front row or nearby to the Tau Sigma recital were "near sited."
The recently published testimony compiled by Wickersham's committee in wet centers in the middle west was ancient history when it was released. The Southwestern Kansas booze ring was indicted weeks ago; the Frontenac and Capaldo whisky traffic, which Wickersham consider one of the most copious in the country, was raided by Federal men last summer, and many dwellings in those small mining camps are still under padlock. Rumors from Washington allege that the Senate needed these resources to aid the wets in the presidential election of 1922 and desired not to expose conditions. But obviously the wets believe that all testimony released will aid in proving that prohibition as it now functions is an impossibility; they even go so far as to accuse Hoover of withholding the material in order to strengthen his proposed dry platform of 1932.
Judge Clark's ruling that the 18th Amendment was invalid received a refunction yesterday. Clark contended that the law was couched in ambiguous and vague phraseology; but the Supreme Court ruled otherwise. To date the whole liquor issue remains political; the Wickersham report, publicized fugeections by both wets and dry. Supreme Court rulings, and sectional differences on the question have not tended to relieve that fogginess.
In Russia women are permitted to work at any job except underground mining which is considered the most dangerous, according to Varyl I. Mehlak, vice-chairman of the supreme economic council of the Soviet union. Maybe men are not permitted to play bridge, either.
ALL QUIET ON THE CHICAGO FRONT
Newspapers are perturbed by the inactivity of Chicago residents. With a fiercely contested mayorality race in progress, no gunfire has swept the streets; no racketeers "have muscled in" on political factions; instead only multitudes of words and occasional eggs have been hurled by the involved politicians. With Al Capone sought, and conspicuous, as usual by his absence, the gang issue lacks color, and the politicians, despite their verbal pyrotechnics, are incapable of supplying the color and the strife that are supposed to be indigenous to Chicago. Meantime, newspapers, forced to run
stories that would please any pacifist, are hard put for the blood-stained peg where they ordinarily hang their articles. It is no wonder there is a disgruntled note emanating from between
the lines in their accounts of Thompson and Lyle waging opposition for Chicago's mayorship.
No doubt many a single man with,
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Harvard Louis Hunter, the 24 ounce baby, will never be a fullback if he doesn't hurry up and grow.
Campus Opinion
--the program was artistic to say the least. When you encounter someone who offers you first, "Yon's" Sonata is perfectly memorized, and next, Buch's difficult "Pascalgiae and Fugue in C" with a person of exceptionally high musical tastes and aspirations, no matter how large or small the rest of her
Editor Daily Kansan:
ditor Daily Kansan:
SLEEPING SOLUTION FOR
SIX-FOOTERS
After having read your penetration, reason as to why men wear their overcool collars turned up in all sorts of clothing. I have been experiencing a vital problem of my own.
Ever since coming to this University from my home on the western prairies where beds, incidentally, are made on our campus, I have always been with the excruciating shortness of beds here on the campus. Just because I chance to be 6 feet 2 inches certainly requires me to playplays for my kind. I've tried sleeping diagonally, but a wrenched back results from the usual hollow in the middle of the average bed, across the wall. Then, there is the coil-effect which really is a plaginism of home distilling bodies, and therefore not one that is really effective of curling up in one's bed to hide the hide is not always restful or desirable. I object to being taken for an elf—or an Elk. Please advise me as to whether I should in bed made for sand-blowers.
High Pockets.
1. S. Did you ever wonder how Gary
  Cooper made out in the average bunk?
(Let us offer three suggestions, and f none of them works, try Miss Daroby Dick's column or the Liberty Magazine.
First consider the Omega system. You mention the average hollow in the average bed, but in the Omega beds there is a lot of room for likefthellose leading into the mountains. Meavilleh, despite these undulations, requires a length of about 5 feet, 11 inches. After depositing your body in repose, adjust the position of your knees so that they fit nicely into the vailings and hills. You will be sure to have perved, the only actual drawback, to the Omega system is that for a year or so you have difficult sleep-
Secondly there is the Cubistic system, discovered and sustained within the last decade. On retraining, place yourself in a relaxed environment, relax carefully, and suddenly hunchring your joints, shoot them off in angles that vary enough so that the space on your body is filled with light or blow or knee. You see, unobedient, the merits of this plan. The elemental bask of Cubistic sleeping is that it makes you feel free to stand stead of perspective. This practice in sleeping is especially popular among circus freaks and double-jointed vaude-
Thirdly, if the above two fail, you might try sleeping on the floor.
P. S. No, we never wondered how Gary Cooper made out in the average bank. But it is high time that we got to know about the problems of life in Life-Editor.)
At the Recital
Tau Sigma recits trauma from two circumstances—i.v. the size of Fraser Hall, the height of stage to the stage for illusion; and secondly, the dances are not prepared with the idea in mind that the audience must have heard firsthand that their first difficulty might be overcome by a deliberate striving for more elaboration. For example, the second, by introducing a greater variety of steps into some of the dances, by speeding up the action in others.
The audience was rather apathetic last night up to the much-advised appraisal of the "Mediterranean Chanale Moderne. Of the first group the "Motif Religieux" was not without appeal, although in the "Processional" version the dances were more appropriate. The relation of the "Figures in the Niche" to the general theme of these three dances was not entirely obvious.
By Sara W. Thompson
The "Sturway of Dreams" was based on a good idea, but the lack of any real connection between the musicians and the dancers made it a bit stiff. The last dance in this group "Sona Paula Kumari," which included many others, however, it was a striking and imaginative piece of work, well thought through.
Caroline Rob House did a spirted solo in the "Spain Flesta. Her perseverance, which was evident in her dress, did Anna Louise Bondy's, which was too much like the one she has given to her husband, to prove every year. In "Value Extase," Caroline Bondy's wigs were used to produce decidedly a
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XXVII Wednesday, Feb. 25, 1931 No. 116
There will be a regular meeting of ALEE. at 7:30 Thursday evening. A paper on "Relays" will be given by Mr. Howard Sutton. There will be several important announcements.
FRANCIS L. SHINER, Secretary
AFFE:
An important meeting of the K. U. Aero club will be held this evening at 7:20 in room 118 Marvin. All members are urged to be there. New members
AERO CLUB:
BOTANY CLUB:
JOHN A. LAPHAM, Secretary.
There will be a meeting of the Botany club this evening at 7:30 o'clock at 1121 Louisiana street. All members are urged to attend. There will be intl meetings on Thursday and Friday at 6:30 p.m.
DELTA PHI DELTA:
Delta Phil Delta will hold a bicep service this evening at 7:30 o'clock at the home of Prof. Rosemary Katemur, 1609 Louisiana street.
JAMES PENNEY, President.
ENGINEERING COUNCIL:
Pettitions will be considered to fill the vacancy of senior representatives on the Engineering council. Pettitions must be submitted by WYD. M. WHEN GAMEL, President
The Home Economics club will have a meeting Wednesday afternoon from 4 to 5:30 at the Home Management house. MARCELLA STERLING.
HOME ECONOMICS CLUB:
INTER-RACIAL MEETING:
There will be an inter-race meeting at 7:30 Thursday evening at Hockey house. MIDLN DREED PAINTLE, PAULINE SCHOTT. Chairman.
Kappa Phi will meet this evening at 7 o'clock in Myers hall.
THELMA CERTIFICATE, Publicity.
KAPPA PHI:
LE CERCLE FRANCAIS;
La Certe Francais se retunne mercredi a une haute et demie d'amme la salle 306 Foerl炉 hall.
RUTH BREIDENTHAL, Secretaire.
MAC DOWELL CLUB:
A meeting will be held this evening at 8:30 cdch in the rest room of central Administration building, immediately following the Union dance. Initiation will be held for three new members. A program by members will follow, and there will be refreements. WILLIAM VANDEL. President.
PEN AND SCROLL:
There will be a meeting of Pen and Scroll this evening at 8 o'clock in the
sat room of central Administration building.
PRACTICE TEACHERS MEETING:
ELIZABETH BRANDT, President.
There will be a practice teacher meeting tonight at 7:30 o'clock in room 15 Fraser. EDWIN MILTON BELLLES, Director of Teacher Training.
QUILL CLUB.
There will be a regular meeting of Quill club this evening at 7:50 in the rest room of central Administration building.
KATHRYN HAYES, President.
Snow Zoology club will meet at 6 o'clock Thursday evening in room 201 snow hall. Mr. Landrum will speak. M. D. STAMBAUGH Secretary.
Y. W.C.A.
Before the first number was half over it it was an indistinguishable fact that the concert was to be an enjoyable one. It wasn't until the final act that fact was even more indistinguish, if that is possible. Miss Know should be comfortable with this, but memorized two most difficult and long
There will be a joint meeting of the freshmen and sophomore commissions at Henry house at 4:20 Thursday, Feb. 25. DOROTHY JACOBSON
picturesque effect. "Tea for Two" was disappointing—the scene between the lovers did not move fast enough; and the male trio, Dum Burnett, Herbert Kane, and Nathaniel Kane looked almost happy but happy. This number improved when Walter Trask and Bob Haig entered to do some soft shoe dancing, and it brightened still further at the appearance of the cheerful "Toe hoops," in yellow, and the "Summer Jumper."
Apropos of last evening, why couldn't an effort be made to bring some troop of professional dancers, pre-programmed to perform on university on the lecture or concert course, or even as a special attraction? Their appearance would serve as a stimulus to Tau Sigma and would increase camaraderie among faculty—the society is seeking to further.
The modern group was by far the most liked. "One More Waltz," wanted by Don Burrett with three different members, and in a manic appeal. Let's hope George Callahan's musical signature is not去 going to be "How Dry I Am!" His song is that it is not but That's Grandma," sung by the male trio, ran it a close record. Their description of the modern grandmother genealogy is a tap dance by Marie Van Duessen, Joe Dunkel, and Lillian Peterson; and a "Fast Buck" by Walter Trayst and Bob Cox. The group what it was, and the evening ended up in a whirl with two lively choruses: "Rhythm" and "Happy Feet." And while white curls overals and berets.
By Lela Hackney
The first of eleven senior recitals to be given by candidates for degrees from the School of Fine Arts was presented by Toni Eisley, Eblow, pupil of Prof. C. S. Skillton, pupil of Prof.
numbers that are generally recogniz-
as exceptionally difficult to master.
The team wore black shoes out her program were lighter in tone, and formed a rather pleasing contrast. The heart effect of these was the thin grey trousers she wore, compaired by two trumpets, two trombones, and the tympan. The other numbers stood out much in advance of them.
Miss Enlow is not a sensational organist, even though she can storm the clouds and produce the sweetest of harmonies. She has a sheer mechanical and technique. However, she is most artistic and careful when singing. Her style of Stoughton, "Tasher", Miss Enlow is playing in its quiet and rather ominous, wildness, gave us a touch of the touch.
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