PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 1931 University Daily Kansar Official Student Papers of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR IN CHIEF CLARENCE RUPP ARCHIVING EDITOR Markup Editor Making Word Documents Bondary Editor Word Document Editor Spelling Editor Springing Editor Thesis Editor Literary Editor Literature Editor Music Editor Folio Edition Jim Keach ADVERTISING MODE. ROBERT PERSON Distance Assistant. Iris Peterson-Guillemot District Assistant. Daniel J. Snyder District Assistant. William B. Wilson District Assistant. Joseph H. Kruse Counselor Assistant. Catherine Frank McClelland Sara Thomson Kansas Board Member Frank McClishland William Nichols Robert Perriman Virginia Williams Jose Burrowen Jess Presthammers Carol Katz Jake O'Reilly Owen Paul Wiliam Minor --ad mind. He was for full stewsteen first, and necessities of a less adamant kind second. No platform in a proletariat state such as Oklahoma could have been more sound and explicable. Communism is not the right word for his supposed beliefs. More clear is the term "nihilism" not a nihilism that destroys literally, but one that alleviates sweet, tired muscles, and long hours, and oversheds those attributes given to intellectualism and the natural increments of capitalism. He is not for a bloody schism such as a labor revolution. He wants the obvious luxuries and their human fauna relegated to a less conducive niche. He favors democracy as conceived by working on labor gangs, or oil derricks, or in the cotton fields. He demands, in short, equality. Cut taxes, he cries. Lengthen the teachers' hours. Abolish such spectacles as football. Murray is not, by these strokes, being radical. He is being himself smartly. Few people doubt the authenticity of his intentions, at least to a major degree. He could move in no other path. Heredity and environment and the activity of his mind since he has come into manhood have encumbered such proletariat purposes. That we are rich in such men is amusing. There are literally hundreds of thousands here in the tri-state zone. And their very number is a mirror of our culture and what it has achieved. Telephones Business Office K. U, 46 News Room K. U, 23 Night Connection 2791K3 Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University. Published free of the Department of Journalism. Subscriptions价, $140 per year, payable in advance. Single checks to each student. Referred to secondhand book sales at Lawrences Kannan, under the text of March 3, 1670. FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 1901 BUMPITY BUMPITY For years automobile drivers have sworn at the path of cinders leaving the Hill behind Watson library. Its cinders have conspired in humps, leaving small rivulets between them down which water rushes in miniature torrents whenever it rains. The wheels of passing automobiles have but little protection from the rails of the street car tracks, and negotiating the turns in the road is a hazardous undertaking, since the road is narrow and its curves are not banked. This displable condition has been borne not too complacently, but when Mrs. Watkins generally donates a new student hospital to be located near his weeping cower truck, it is up to these authorities who hold the University pursue strings to do something about the matter. Visitors to the campus will want to take this drive which will lead by the hospital and the practice home of the home economics department, but few will venture the attempt a second time if the road is not improved. Although we have never been afflicted with a torn kidney received in a beating match or in any other way, we imagine that a person suffering with such an allusion would dislike very much to have sickness added to his sufferings on the way to the hospital. Delay in the pushing of this project is unwise. Although its greatest utility will be publicly realized only after the student hospital has been completed, it will be of great value even during the period of the hospital's construction. Such a drive would afford the most convenient and economic means of bringing materials to the building site. The present drive is impossible for huge trucks, and it would become impossible for passenger vehicles after a fleet of loaded trucks had passed over it continuously for several weeks. PROLETARIAT AND CULTURE The question of the working man am, proletarianism in general is sharply before its again. Especially is it true here in the Middle West. The factors that have inaugurated the problem are specific. "Alfaffa Bill Murray from down Oklahoma way, the Maryville mob, recent increases in racketeering, and financial depression are affixed evidences of the problem. Even Brinkley's popularity can be offered. What sort of civilization, you ask yourself, is modernly when it flowers events and men such as the above? These are concise manifestations that humanity, at least mid-American human, has established a background of culture and intellectual behavior as architec and mentally mechanized as that motivating the people in eighteenth-century France. Consider the power that swung Murray into the gubernatorial seat, and whence it came. He campaigned admittedly on a sort of communism; he promised labor its due, capitalism his undying empathy, luxury his brandished sceptre. Men, he declared, were born free and equal—Ahrham Lincoln, he recalled, had that same idea. H'g got no thundering orations. Instead he got ballots, and any candidate will touch that cheers are ephemeral alongside the materialism of murray. Murray, election-ing in a decidedly poor fiscal year, wore the correct habilitudes of body Plain Tales --there were some decided tonal inaccuracies in the first part. In spite of this, the swells and diminutions were made clearer, and their abrasing and attacks were made in detail. In a recent survey made by the students it was discovered that professions are divided into two classes: the teachers and those who tell tea tin stories. The best tea cup story of the week was told recently of a woman professor who said she had never felt better. We can't help but wonder what this proberre thinks the women have been through. "If you don't read this book," said the professor in urging the class to increase its reading knowledge, "your students will be astonished. After bestening a moment, he continually asks more, if you don't read this book before you die, you'll go to hell, cure." But another way of scaring the students is to reading what the professor wishes. We heard an economics professor say the other day that ministers' pay weren't so bad, especially for what they did. We just had a second thought, we thought ministers' pay isn't too much when they have time to talk about the ministers. --there were some decided tonal inaccuracies in the first part. In spite of this, the swells and diminutions were made clearer, and their abrasing and attacks were made in detail. At the Concert --there were some decided tonal inaccuracies in the first part. In spite of this, the swells and diminutions were made clearer, and their abrasing and attacks were made in detail. Mae and his band performed has night. It was the twenty-fourth annual mid winter concert presented by the University Combined bands, and the performance was worthy of comment in that it was full of spirit and energy. The most enthusiastically received by the small, but appreciative audience. The compositions of Mr. McCanes himself were the most unusual feat—these. There were four of them—the march, "University," a brilliant and spirited composition which has already been released on the web, he board it; two cornet soles, "Climber's" and "Dream Girl"; and finally, the new descriptive overture "Round-Up." The two cornet solos were played by Mac, with the band accompanying them. The solos were remarkable in that it demanded the use of very high and very low registers. The second was a rather simple and melodic solo, with a very delightful sort of rhythm. We are willing to wager a pretty penny thought, that the young gentleman who reproduced the coyote a well-known creature never heard a coyote give its cry. The result was breath-taking, to say the least, but reminded a person more of two cats having a scrappy game of chase. A lion eventually lonely coyote. However, that was a minor detail. The result as a whole was excellent as well as novel, and the well-limed lighting effects added to general interest in the composition. The descriptive overture, "Round-Up and Stampede" was certainly descriptive in every sense of the word. The composition is a musical parade that includes animals, herds and heards, and last, but not least, its birds and animals. There are seven different movements, including the female, and Mr McCanes has succeed. The movement is life throughout the entire composition. There were a few spots at the first that seem to be rather forced, but as a whole the movements were quite dynamic and the animation was exceptionally tuneful, and had a twitch that wasn't at all bad to whistle. Perhaps the most artistically executed number of the entire program consists in a single example, "rumide," which is a composition of G. Rosini. The hand seemed to be most comfortable with this. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXVIII Friday, Jan. 16, 1981 No. 89 There will be a short meeting on Monday at 4:30 in room 21 of the Union building. SHIRLEY CASEBEE, President. JAY JANES: The time has been lengthened in order to take care of all class photograpf appointments. You make yours immediately with the Freckling studio. SENIORS AND JUNIORS; FRIDAY January 23 SATURDAY January 24 EXAMINATION SCHEDULE Friday, Jan. 23 to Thursday, Jan. 29, 1931. (Inc.) MONDAY January 26 TUESDAY January 27 WEDNESDAY January 28 HURSDAY January 29 It appears to be a good thing that DeBoris Cain's *Blair*'s conditional secretary, least bit less confidential, her testimony would give a bit of newspapers' attention. A.M. P.M. A most humorous number, "The Wedding of Heine and Katrina" by H. L. Alford; a selection, "The Dane of the Serpents"; by Baccalari; and "Dune Suite" by Iyvan Teichkoff come from the band's portion of the program. The only specialty number of the entire program was a xylephone solo by L. Sidney Dixon, accompanied at the piano by Mary Lou Earl弯唁Mr. David played the "Poet and Poem," and Peter Oström sang the "manno-Ostrov," by Rubenstein. Both numbers were well received by the audience. (From Starbeams) Our Contemporaries (From Starbeams) "Divorce would not be so frequent." 8:30 classes 5, 4, 3 hours at 8:30 to 11:20 9:30 classes 2, 1 hours at 11:20 to 13:20 9:30 classes 5, 4, 3 hours at 8:30 to 11:20 9:30 classes 5, 1 hour at 8:30 to 11:20 1:20 classes 5, 4, 3 hours at 8:30 to 11:20 2:20 classes 2, 1 hours at 13:20 to 15:20 11:50 classes 2, 1 hours at 3:00 to 5:20 10:30 classes 4, 3 hours at 8:30 to 11:20 4:30 classes cil hours at 3:00 to 5:20 11:20 classes 5, 4, 3 hours at 8:30 to 11:20 2:20 classes 5, 4, 3 hours at 8:30 to 11:20 2:20 classes 5, 4, 3 hours at 8:30 to 11:20 2:20 classes 5, 4, 3 hours at 13:00 to 4:20 --declares a doctor "if the average American citizen would select his wife with the same circumstance with which he buys a motor car." But it is untrue. The two cases are not in danger of being caution in selecting a motor car, because he knows it will be three or four years before he can get another Something must be done soon Things are not running right. MASTER FARMERS As a result of this honorable consideration of master farmers, America is dignifying agriculture and dramatizing the success of agriculture, importing new varieties of crops and job. In Kansas the master farmers movement is being led by Arthur Cipher in his Kansas Farmer. The master farmers will be announced Jan. 1. Only the names of those finally selected to receive the honorary degree of the master farmer will be included ten for the next five years. Twenty-five states in America howze their master farmers. These states are Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Colorado, Illinois, Indiana, Tennessee, Minnesota, Wisconsin, North Dakota, South Dakota, Texas, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas, Delaware, Maryland, and West Virginia. Two master farmers in Kansas and 10 in each of the other 24 states, means that we have picked out 230 farmers who are well equipped with a practical standpoint. Here they are these 250 farmers, all dressed up with no place to go. Why shouldn't active conservation congress by delegates from these master farmers? Why shouldn't delegates from the National Bankers' Association represent finance in the national conference? Why shouldn't congress by Federation of Labor — why shouldn't each have its own representative elected by its own organial committee, taking each vocation in national affairs? Compress is logic because it is blind. It doesn't know where to go. The answer, of course, is that he is confident conflicting interests. He doesn't know any one thing well. He is afraid of being wrong and may not be or that and so he does nothing. Politically, representative government in the United States is Why not let each class, condition calling, profession, and avocation in the classroom be more virtuous? Each class will pick men intelligent for its needs and let them confer with the representatives of other colleges. How should students conflicting interests of the trades, the crafts, and the professions are much more vital today in American life? They must be beware for agriculture to be wise for agriculture to let the 260 master farmers elect the congressmen and senators to represent agriculture and ensure that all congressmen elected by all classes represent nothing because they know little or knowing nothing of anythings. Why not change the system? ELECTRIC RADIOS (Peace Starbarn) Read the Kansan wantads. Plumbers and Electricians Repair Work, Especially 8216 Mac. Phone 161 Shimmons Bros. Complete $59.50 0 2 0 IVLASS; Phone 101 'THE POPE ON MARRIAGE' THE POLICE MARKETER will be the subject of the minister's discourse at the Uintar- teriah bld. and W. Sts. Sunday at 11. "Oberammergau" will be the subject of a talk by Rev. Alfred D. Grey before the Young Society's at 7:30. Visit Our Rental Library and select a book for your week-end reading. Rates: 15c for 5 days. No deposit. The Book Nook Super Service Station for Clothes We make. We repair. We line. We remodel. We clean and press. Suiting and Servicing Is Our Business Schulz, The Tailor Nine Seventeen Mass. Campus Comment And there was a visitor who, judging by the recent campus decoration, thought this was the cow college. Quality at its Best will be found in all foods served at the CAFETERIA and our service is not surpassed. Of course you know the merits of clothes from Ober's. but do you know that you can save about one third by buying them now! now! Obercoats Topcoats Suits Reduced! Obercoats Shirt Sale Shoe Sale The unforgettable vacation It may have been a trip to Niagara Falls, or a whirlwind round of gaveties in New York, or an automobile tour of Yellowstone, or a week in the Canadian Rockies, or a camping trip in the Maine woods, or a boat journey to Bermuda, or to the old world, or a priceless January in Florida. Once to everyone there comes the vacation that touches the highwater mark of human enjoyment. Wherever it may have been—and the list is endless—the memories of that vacation will brighten your life forever. You planned the trip of course, but don't you remember reading the travel advertisements and sending for the "detailed information regarding accommodations, rates, etc."? Remember how undecided you were until almost the last minute when one especially attractive booklet settled the whole thing? Remember how the advertisements helped you select the right kind of clothing and baggage and letters of credit and travelers' checks and fishing tackle and camp equipment and cameras, and a veritable host of other things that made the whole affair so exciting and so enjoyable. Advertising helped you to do the right things and to have the right things with which to do them. And don't forget this—if you haven't had your unforgettable vacation yet, you'll find the way to it through the advertising columns. Because if a vacation isn't one of the unforgettable variety, it won't be advertised; and if it is, it will be! Read advertising regularly I