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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1930
University Daily Kansan
Official Students' Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF___FRANK McCLELLAND
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 1930
SEEING THINGS
Moscow has recently charged certain prominent individuals with conspiring to attack the Soviet regime and to involve Europe in another World War, aimed against Communism. The American press generally considers the fears of the Russians "just another Red story," with the U. S. S. R. officials trying to deceive their people in order to sit more secure.
Perhaps the alleged plot was a fake. Perhaps the government officials in Moscow were just playing politics—"seeing things," "going Oppenheim." It has been done before; it will be done again.
And how long has America been seeing things about Russia? Mr. Hamilton Fish of Congress has just been investigating the Communist activities in this country. Secretary Hyde recently charged the "reds" with try to unsettle this government by dumping wheat on the Chicago market. The police in every big city of America, especially New York, periodically raid the parades of the unemployed, and the subsequent dispatches in the press tell of "red demonstrations," "red riots," "revolts against the government."
Maybe Russia is just working herself into a phobia about a superficial surrogate, maybe it's just a political trick. We're not altogether unacquainted with the same sort of thing in this great democratic ration of ours.
We see where a girl reporter in New York is married to 40 million dollars yet still keeps her job with the newspaper. She can laughingly refer to the newspaper "game" and mean it.
NOPE
Yesterday a neurotic young man sat tensely in his chair and enumerated all the things that made him neurotic and that led to the condition which tended to cause him to sit tensely in his chair. Noises, he shudded, were heard. He woke up to the system. We were sympathetic "What noises?" we wondered.
"Women's high heels," he began quickly, "and childy yellers." His voice took on an emphasis, as though he were becoming warmed to his subject. "Automobile horns, sirens, and screeches; football players breathing, trains leaving stations and coming into stations, newhawkers shouting through their noses, steam escaping places from whence steam is emptied, scrap笔 scratching on paper, radio tuned in, rollers trolling by, birds going south, fat men laughing, talks with vestiges of the crowd, stepping down the door, and echoing down the street, Italian women talking to Italian men, noon whistles blowing, flies walking heavily across one desk, horses trotting down the pavement—"
Naturally we stopped him there.
"You are very sensitive," we said. We sat back and tried to think how gullible we had been until he had mentioned the horses rotting. Like dinosaurs and pterodactyls, horses do no belong in the modern scene.
Prison officials report that there is a much better class of people in their institutions now than there was twenty years ago. Do you suppose that court delays are due to time spent in looking up the defendants' family tree?
"THAT THESE DEAD SHALL NOT HAVE DIED IN VAIN"
Tuesday in Arlington cemetery there occurred a little service. President and Mrs. Hoover visited the tomb of the unknown soldier and placed wreaths upon it.
There is something in a tribute like that that shows the world is not all wrong. It remembers things that people have done in trying, vainly perhaps, to make it a better place to live. And it honors those people.
And so the world tries to make amends. They amount to little when considered alongside the wrong that has been done. But in the light and in the spirit in which they were offered by the President, in consideration for social idealism, they are mighty.
King George speaks through his own gold microphone when he broadcasts. And we always thought he was a poor vocalist king, Tsk, tsk.
AESOP REVIVED
One summery day the housemade a call on the horsehway. They had always been good friends, but thought smaller ones had better thought herself more superior.
The horreally was a very congenial sort and always tried to make things as entertaining as possible when her neighbor did her the honor of calling. She would spread the table with delight of her own making, and after the meal, she and her guests would go for a long five around the barn, through
always kept up her part of the conversation by telling how nice it was to live away from no many people where she could just do as she pleased.
"That is all true," said the housefly, who was naturally talkative and always
who was naturally talkative and always had something to say, "but you should see the lovely things I have to eat, and you should see all of the excitement which takes place in the house."
"You may be right," said the horsefly, "but I prefer the horses to so many people."
"Have it your way," said the house-
fly. "but come over and see me some-
time, and I will show you what life really is."
"Thank you," said the horsefly, as her guest hade her farewell and flew toward home.
It was a hot day in July when the horseshowly chose to call on her friend. The horses were all out in the picture, but they were all of roise and commotion at the house.
"I'll make a call and see what the excitement is all about," said the horse-to herself, as she arranged her toilet.
She found the housefly and her friends in the best of spirits. A huge dinner had been served, and the servants were just finishing the cleaning in the kitchen.
"Now just let us show you around," said the housefly and her friends, "This is the living room. Look at the pretty curtains you can rest on. And the big table where we dine every day. Now, come into the kitchen, and we'll have some refreshments. This will be a party in your honor."
The horsefly looked agast when she saw the excellent food which the housefly and her friends nibbled with great rapidity. She was about to join them when "swish" came a gust of wind that knocked her off her feet. In her seramble to escape, she saw only large black hand.
The honesty and all her society friends had been killed, but the horse-lived happily on among the horses and her barnyard friends.
MUZZLES AND BLINDERS
Somebody is always criticizing the library. This criticism is made in the book constructive results will come out of it.
Moral: Don't be a social climber.
Every building on the campus has its social center; witness the rotunda of central Ad building and the steps of Green hall. Our suggestion is that an annex be built on the west end of Watson library for this purpose. All the social lights, who now make the library their headquarters for merriment, will then be removed from the study tables of the reserve room to the social room, where they can carry on their work in a much more efficient and less restricted manner.
MUZZLES AND BLINDERS
This might entail a great expense. So, as a substitute, in case this reform is impossible, we suggest that muzzles
and blinders be provided for those people who insist on talking. The blinders could be very neat little affair, but the contractions of a bacca aden
This plan we believe would receive the support of the entire student body. It would give the W. S. G. A. something to legislate about. The Men's Student Council could incorporate in its platform a plank for bigger and better mazes. After a couple of months we would term this practice "the Maze." The Apotheses would have another ideal to work for. The Dove might make an appearance denouncing the curtailment of liberty of students.
Chancellor Lindley of K. U.提醒 that some outsider be called in to investigate the case and any other similar case in other schools of the conference, and to adjudicate all of the controversy in the Big Six. As for your job, we personally would rather be a judge in a baby show—Chetopa, Kan, Advance, Oct. 30.
We need a savior like Brinkley to bring us this relief.
Editor Daily Kansan:
For the information of the inquiring freshmen, who are likely to follow your words of wisdom faithfully and attend Saturday classes, I *pity* submit this.
Campus Opinion
About the only classes which are attended on the day following bobo day, except for those held for engineers and medical students, are at the Kansas or Missouri stadium. If the classes are at the Missouri stadium, even the engineers and medical fellows may attend.
Editor Daily Kansan:
Do students even know what lovely doents are in Spooner-Thuyer, or that they need to read rare articles? It is scarcely mentioned in the class room. Often students don't know these books, and they've been on the Hill two or three times. Then many think it a waste of time to read rare articles.
Wherever there is something unusually lovely or something of which to be proud, it is generally given prominence and put before the public as such.
We may well be proud of Spooner Thayer. It should be appreciated. M.P
Editor Daily Kansan:
Human nature certainly is queer, isn't it? When we freshen entered the University this year, we were initiated to a class. We were given glowing talks concerning the wonderful school spirit of our class, and we were treated to the husiasm to be worthy of the fine "spirit de corps" of our almater. As we were treated to one of the most adoring rotten sportsmanship it was ever anyone's misfortune to witness. The cheerfulness booed a player who had given his beat for his school. It does not make one bit of difference how he played, he dared to try, he did for trying, for giving his all for K.
The University has been accused of paying its athletes. Yet the spectacle Saturday reminded one of nothing so profound, a lesson satisfied with their professional entertainers. If that is the school spirit here, next week will find my freshman cap in the ole can; and the Oklahoma team cheering for Oklahoma.
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