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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE. KANSAS
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1930
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KANSAS' PUBLICITY
Much interest in K.U. has been aroused by the series of feature articles about the University running in the Kansas City Star and Times lately. The writings have been decidedly clever and entertaining.
Evidently nothing is taken very solently by the correspondent, but that is perhaps rather a virtue than a vice. The Chancellor has been compared to the power plant smoketack, and the instructors' salaries have been ridiculed at length. Fraternities have been duly studied and reported in none too funeal a manner; and the freshmen have been jibed rather unmercifully.
The series of articles perhaps has a somewhat too jocund tone to give an absolutely picture of life on Oread. We are not all comedians here; nor do we go about making nothing but jokes.
But in general the atmosphere of college is well given in these writings. The influence of so-called "collegeate" movies may perhaps be partly counteracted by such publicity. A night-a-memory would college life become if we were on Orcad felt obliged to spend our time on nothing but thrilling football runs, nacking, dancing, high living in general, and bad girl!
Whoop it up for Brinkley for governor.—adv.
The real college life needs advertis- ing, and these stories are fairly good in their attempts to do it. Perhaps their writer may some day create a real college novel to interpret us as we are instead of as the general public has too frequently seen us.
AUTUMN HAS CAME
Today—or maybe it was yesterday-
is the first day of fall. Summer i
over.
Fall brings many things. The finest weather of the year may usually be found in October. The most brilliant coloring of the landscape comes in fall.
Ordinarily, it could be expected that the foliage of Kansas would soon become brown and dry. This year it doesn't make much difference; everything is already brown and dry. The drouth fixed that.
Elections come, football starts, the world series is held. Lots of people get married. The flies and the mosquito depart. Halloween and finally Thanksgiving roll around. Things really happen.
It's a great old time; it's good to see the fall again—not that, if we didn't want to see it, we could do anything to stop it.
Texas Cow Makes Debut as Tree Sitter—headline.
I never saw a cow sit in a tree
— I never hope to see one.
But this I do declare (and how)
'I'd rather see than be one.
apologies to Burgess
THE FUTURE OF CHINA
Unhappy China faces a sorry future unless it can control its destiny for good. Harassed by famine, foreign troops and capitalists, civil war, and communism, it is now at the place in which England lay at the start of the industrial revolution and has the prospect of going through all the trouble of unemployment, oppression of the poor by advancing entrepreneurship, starvation child labor, and other tits, that England went through 100 years ago.
Though still highly agriculturized,
China is becoming more and more
the ground for machine age cultivation;
labor is cheap and life is considered
of low value. Its ancient regime is
doomed.
One bright spot is the recent reported resignation of General Yen of his oppo-
attion to the Nanking government which may open the way toward a better-organized national administration; and after this step it is possible that China will be fully able to develop some sys- tems to overcome the troubles that threaten it.
The United States should by all means exert every effort it can to see that China gets a fair chance to work out its own salvation without interference and that the people of China have every good wish from this nation in order to overcome their many problems.
Ultimately, China faces a glorious destiny. But its immediate future will be full of sorrow unless it can develop scientific government.
Whoop it up for Brinkley for gov-
ernor,—adv.
IT MUST BE
Two co-eds who were old friends met on the campus the other day. After the first gladd and effusive greetings were over, one of them suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, I want you to know what I did during the summer?" She jerked off her hat. "Look!" she cried triumphantly, "my hair is long enough to do up!"
She is one of the many who are proudly exhibiting grown-out tresses this fall—and truly it is an accomplishment. It is an accomplishment which takes courage and determination; one which takes that particular brand of bravery a woman will show only 'or the sake of fashion.
Certainly it isn't the most comfortable process one could imagine. It must almost be called a "ticklehippop proposition." Many a hot day last summer while the mercury was flirting with 105 and even 110 and those "crawly," unruly locks clung to perspirating necks, those co-eeds nearly lost their courage. They thought wistfully of the days of shingled bobs and tried to remember how unhampered one's head felt then.
Then there was the humiliation of knowing that one had that shaggy look. One could comb and arrange and draw on it, while still look as shaggy is a street urchin.
But oh, the joy that came on that eventful day when suddenly that long-suffering coed discovered that her sister was going to do up. It be thrill of a lifetime!
Whoop it up for Brinkley for governor.—adv.
ALPHONSE THE PIOUS
Worth to be ranked with the 11-year-old boy's biography of Hoover published this summer as an unusual and interesting sort of book is the biography of Alphonse Capone, efficiency rime expert.
"All I ever did was to sell beer and
"all I ever do is our best people. All I ever
did was to supply a demand that was
really popular," says Mr. Capone. This tatement smacks strangely of anti-
hibitionists who claim that such people
as rural Kansans overlook the opportunity for big money that probation
is supposed to furnish gangsters
the big cities. Is AI being subsidized
by the liquor crowd?
Elsewhere he utterms many surprising moral homilies on duty and respectability which would sound less strange if they came from the mouth of Calvin Coolidge. However, we suppose a man who has 20 million dollars, as Al has, and who has thus become an indubitable leader of society has the right to preach a few sermons." "During the last two years I've been trying to get out, but once in the racket you're always in—and you fear death every moment," says he; also: "A man that pretends he is enforcing the law and is really taking 'dough' out of somebody breaking it—even a self-respecting hooodmant hasn't any use for that kind of a fellow."
And neither has the Kansan, Mr. Capone. Neither has the Kansan. It can assure you of its whole-hearted moral support in that.
Whoop it up for Brinkley for governor.—adv.
The refusal of Cuba to consent to the United States reservations and conditions of entrance into the World Court is partly justifiable and partly unfortunate.
THE WORLD COURT CONTROVERSY
BOTANY CLUB:
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XXVII Monday, December 27, 1990 No.
The first meeting of the Botany club will be held Tuesdy evening. Sept. 2 at 7.30 o'clock at 1121 Louisiana Street. Members are urged to attend.
DOROTHY WOODWARD. President.
JNUSUALLY QUIET SEAS MEAN FUTURE TROPICAL HURRICANES
Five During Year Is Usual Number, but only One Minor Disturbance in Caribbean so Far
Washington — Hungry winds from the tropical Atlantic had not had their effect on these islands, marked by strongly quiet sea, and may even now be exacting a double toll since they have finally broken through the barrier. The islands are running annuex of the Caribbean.
But calms on sea notoriously hold vindictive storms of storms to come. Superstition of the marine might attack her, but a strong wind can enhance the nance of wind and sea but the meteorologist pronally explains that calm air, high temperature, and buoyant water will keep the winds from causing the winds to rush into a vortex, that gains impeter, licks up
Five West Indian hurricanes during a year is the usual penalty imposed by the US government for treacherous promise of mildness only one minor disturbance has swept the country.
The United States has acted like a frightened hali in regard to foreign agreements tending toward peace. This country has behaved with all the caution of a Scotchman at a county fair in order to preserve her absolute isolation and to avoid the shibboleth of "entangling alliances."
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Cuba, in a way, is only within her rights in insisting that the United States be granted no special privileges. However, that the United States should go even as far as she did represents something of an advance, and Cuba hinders the chances of world peace to some extent by refusing to recognize that the nature and traditions and geography of this country have made us extremely cautious.
Says He Shaved Crater—headline.
Well, well, that must have been quite a job.
The jingoes and chauvinists in our own country who, for their own selfish interests, advocate only increased nationalism and thus betray the welfare of society should be looked upon with nothing but condemnation.
Admittedly, the World Court and the League of Nations are imperfect. They do represent, however, pioneer steps toward that future internationalism which must inevitably come if civilization is to continue.
And just how often does a crater need shaving?
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1 everything that stands in its track.
Late summer and early fall in the waters of the Atlantic just north of Newfoundland, Canada, these conditions for the brewing of a hurricane, through the storms may occur.
Usually the Atlantic hurricanes travel northwesther from their birthplace until they reach the region of the American coast, then they curve northwestsometimes missing land along the coast and shipping along the northAtlantic coast.
In Late Summer
Where the storm will strike is difficult to foretell and widely separated areas wait in terror the march of the storm. When it arrives, certainty is not because hurricanes are normally erratic in their course. Actually, they are not so erratic for days. But due to severed communications and to its origin in unrequited parts of the ocean, hurricanes are rarely known until it is marked with rain. Despite the enormous velocity reached by the bristling winds which is released into the hurricane water, it has attained a speed of upwards a
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hundred miles an hour as it struck over Santando Dormio, the main body of the railway. It was a hard an hour over most of its course. The center of a birtwinkle is a dead area of hundreds of miles on the railroad around it sometimes for a radius of hundreds of miles or so, which is often with fear, fled with terrore or detached with sea walls and strengthened build-
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The most destructive hurricane on history was that which caused the Galveston disaster in 1900. Six those-men who died there were tracheoplasthes. Most of the deaths were due to a tidal wave that rushed upon the stricken city after the hurricane and caused severe flooding in Miami and Palm Beach have felt the effect of the West Indian hurricanes and millions of dollars have been lost in the storm, but comparatively few lives taken.
Hurricanes are nature's most powerful storms. Such a storm will expend all of the energy it can expire all the power plants of the earth for several years. This enormous power source is made up of the heavy rainfall which always accompanies the storm, and the intense heat that water vapor is thought to be supplied by winds which blow continually to produce thunder.
In Your Memorial Bldg.
Solen, Ore—(UP) "He unchallenged, change your声. That must have been the stagnation of one who burglarized a home here. He remained long enough after completion of the loot to complete his toilet with the change.
The Cafeteria
Burglar Changes Sox
that detract little from your bill fold, yet add much to your appearance. Tailored by Tyson with the new round corner collar. $2.50 and $3.00
Send the Kansan home.
University Textbooks and Supplies
See them in our windows tonight.
Fountain pens and pencils Regulation note books Laundry Cases Memory books
Diaries
Store No.1 1401 Ohio
K. U. Stationery
Felt banners and pennants
Drawing sets
K. U. blankets
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