PAGE TWO a UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 1030 University Daily Kansas Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas EDITOR-IN-CHIEF__FRANK_McCLELLAND MANAGING EDITOR_WILLIAM_NICHOLS ADV. MANAGER RODETTE PIERSON Axcit. Adc. Matruser Marion Benny Circulation Manager Jack Martin STAFF FOR THIS ISSUE Dean Cochran Mildred Carey Owen Paul Laurence White Telephone Business Office K. U. 66 News Room K. U. 25 Night Connection 2701K3 Published in the afternoon, two times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the University of Kansas, from the Press of the Department of War, on behalf of the Subscription office, $4.00 per year, payable in three installments upon master September 17, 1985, entitled in seventh installment master September 16, 1985, under the记月 of March 3, 1979. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1930 WORDS OF WISDOM The paternal Kanan, with its aura of respectability and vulnerability, its benevolent patient gacing down upon perturbed people everywhere from a calm Olympus, has been perennially accustomed to take Oread's newemployers firmly by the hand and with gentle admonitions guide the hesitating footsteps of frightened youth. This year the Kansan feels no such coerence about its divine infallibility as a guide to hesitating freshmen. This University is far to complicated ever to be completely explained and demonstrated by mere newspaper hopefuls. But we can say this: you face four most glorious years of your life if you choose to make them so. You can come here and depart without any education to speak of -multitudes have done it, and multitudes more will you. You will find a University here whose most serious defect is its noblessness, its innumerable and disunited eliques and classes, its division between Greek and non-Greek, family and non-family white and black. Some day you freshmen will be in a position to say whether or not such a phenomenon shall still exist. You will have the choice in a few years of accepting this University as is, in tote or removing it as need be. Don't be smooty. There are plenty of jachas穿着 jeweled pins with Greek letters. There are plenty of good men and women all over this camp, in fraternities and out, white and black, from the sticks or the country-club disfruits of greatest of K. U. rests in part on how they co-operate to make her better. K. U. welcomes you, for your yourself will be K. U. in a short while. Don't limit your friendships while you are here. If you can better this University, by all means do it. It has both virtues and vices, and you will find it particularly adaptable to improvement, given the right sort of criticism and leadership. Freshmen, you have come to one of the greatest universities in the world! It is a university which teaches the scientific attitude, which cherishes and preserves liberty and tolerance, which fosters differences in opinion that progress may come. These are its virtues, and they shall be safeguarded and increased. We see a room advertised for two boys "just north of the girls' dormitory." We suppose price will be no object if the landlady can say that north windows of the dormitory have an insufficiency of shades. RUSH WEEK Another rush week. Another anxious time for lots of people. This is the week when some of our freshmen, our high school hot shots and great athletes, will be made to feel very, very important. Next week, of course, after the button is on, different ideas will be implanted. But this week Alphonse, the high-school girls' delight, is the wonder of the universe. Let him make the most of it! There are going to be plenty of men and women who will feel pretty blue. They will be rushed, but they won't get a bid. Somebody didn't like something about them that seemed important, such as their looks or their clothes or their shoe shines. And entirely outside these, utterly unrushed, stands the body of those who, averaging no great shakes in families or games or clothes or grades, are permitted, for some unknown reason—by the grace of an easy-going chancellor and board of repents—to come to the University and help determine its reputation and the average of its student body, in spite of their not joining a Greek god or having a car and money—and delta; in short, in spite of doing nothing except to be 'themselves and plod along.' It's a funny world. Of course, they ought not to be allowed in. Can't we have a "grandfather clause" or something? "The poor ye have always with you," said Jesus. He might have added the rich, the middle-class, the Greek, the barb, the black, the white, the average, the stupid, the brilliant, and plenty more. You'll find them all on Onread. THE CAMPUS BEAUTIFUL The campus looks like. Slick. Swell. O. K. Plenty sweet. K. U. has one of the beautiful campuses of any university in the country. The original work nature did, of course, Loffey Oady, the long sweep of Kansas fields and forests on three sides of this mountain, and the beautiful Kaw River owe their beauty to no man. But the administrations of the University, for a long time back, have taken pains to cultivate the beauty of the campus. The well-knew grass, the winding concrete drives, the shrubs and trees, and all that with them goes, are just right. We are tickled silly to set back. The campus is perfect. The Kansas congratulates God and the various admissions of the University for a pretty slick job. DO YOU LIKE PHYSICS? Of all the things that one pays for on this campus, the best is the student hospital. It would be cheap at ten times the cost. The student hospital has inadequate facilities, a small building, an insufficient income in short, its physical condition is worse and the set by the real of the University. But its human equipment is far different. What nurses and doctors! Develop a cold sometimes if you can and go down there for a night or two. Let the nurses razz you awhile, and see how quickly your strength returns, Doctor Cantoness and his staff have developed an excellent institution and deserve all the compliments that can be said of them. The Kansan would be inclined to say further that such a thing as our hospital is socialistic, but it reframes—too many persons would be frightened. Ye ed, however, announces his firm intention to visit the place early and often. FOOTBALL And so Kansa has already won the Big Six football championship. Dear dear, The papers say so, and the papers are honorable papers. Even Mr Krute Knock has noticed it, and who should know better? It makes rather little difference who wins, really. The reputation of this University has never, thank God, rested on its "eleven tried men and true who go out to fight for the Crimson and the Blue." football is only a game. Last year somebody else won the championship, and next year somebody else will, and the result will have no particular uplift on the caliber of graduates Kansas turns out or the services to humanity that her scholars and scientists should some day make. If Kansas plays football, let Kansas day football as gentlemen play—as ollege men and amateurs, for the love $\ell$ the game itself and not for the love $\tilde{\ell}$ victory itself. We have a beautiful stadium. It cost ver half a million dollars, and that um would have more than doubled ur library, or furnished scientific research facilities now unknown, or done numerable worthwhile things. But he stadium is beautiful, and it will eventually pay its way—more directly than a library. We have a right to be of our teams; but we run a constant risk of upsetting proportions and coming to worship athletics as the ultimate good of, and the sole cause for, the existence of this University. Printing Engraving Binding. Rubber Stamps. Office Supplies Stationery 736 Mass. Street A. G. ALRICH Faculty members and University employees who have not turned in their information cards are required to send them to the Chancellor's office as soon as possible. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXVII September 13, 1906 No. NEW STUDENT SCHEDULE -----------------------------------------------------------------------------saturday-"Pardon My Gun," western comedy. ACULTY AND EMPLOYEES: Sept. 13, Saturday 9.00 a.m.- Psychological examination, Audiotron 10.20 a.m.- Registration, beacon Administration building, 8. 90 p.m. "All-States Party" for all men and women, Union building 2. 00 p.m. Neurological Examination, Auditorium. 3:00 p.m. 5:00 p.m. W.V.CA-W.S.G.Ta,学院, Workings hall. 3:30 p.m. M-VCA.M "Freshman Trek," meet at Union building. Sept. 15, Monday September 13, Monday 16/28 a.m. Psychological Hall of Fame: Audition for 10:30 a.m. — Morning Chocolate for all women, Honey house, 1256 South Ground; 3:00 p.m. — Meeting of students by schools (Attendance required), College of Liberal Arts and Sciences, Auditorium; School of Engineering, Marvin Mill; School of Pharmacy, lecture room 7:30 p.m. — Premium conversation (Attendance required). Audiotrends. 12:45 p.m. — Premium conversation (“The Power of literature,” “Your Health,” “Your Money,” “Omnibus Work 9:00 p.m. - Informal hour for men and women. "Origins of K.U. Traditions." House屋。 Sept. 16, Tuesday 8:30-12:00 a.m.—Enrollment in classes. 1:20-5:00 a.m.—Enrollment in classes. 9:30 and 1:30 Psychology, Examination, 1:30 to 4:30 Tips through the library every half hour. The I- I-1 building. 7:30 p.m.- Freshman convocation. (Attendance required) Auditorium Address, Chancellor Lindley. Sept. 17, Wednesday 9:00-11 p.m. All-University mixer; Union building. Sept. 18, Thursday 1:30-5:00 p.m. Enrollment in classes. 6:00 p.m. Preshman lancet, Union building. Chancellor Lindley will 3:20 p.m. - Fine Arts Convention (Attendance required of all Fine Arts students), central Administration Auditorium. Sept. 13, Friday 10.00 a.m.-First all-University conversation, Auditorium, 8.00 a.m.-Student recognition at various churches. Sept. 28, Saturday 9:00 a.m. Psychological Examination, 11 east Administration building, 9:00 a.m. Emergency room, completed Cost Administration buildup: 9:00-12:30 p.m. - Enrollment completed 6:00-8:00 p.m. - Fellowship outfit for all men. Gather at Union 3:00 - 6:00 pm — Fellowship outing for all men. Gather at Union building 8:30 p.m.—Chancellor's reception, Union building. Peirce Piano Company Grand and Upright Pianos for Rent One Fine Concert Grand Piano For Sale or For Rent at a great bargain Midget Upright Pianos For Sale or For Rent 811 Mass St. Phone 171 At The Theater Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday- "Dumbbops," featuring Buster Kapton. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, "So This Is London" with Will Roberts. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday — Animal Crookers! — the Marx Brothers! Thursday, Friday — Anybody's. Women and Rachael Chutter and Clive Brooks Varsity Dickinson Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday—"Ladies of Leisure," featuring Ralph Graves and Barbara Stanwick. Thursday, Friday, "Sweethearts on Patrol," Alissa Offe, Kenneth Luoy Hughes, Marie Prevost, Keith Thompson. Saturday only—"Beyond the Law, and comedy, "A Smooth Guy." 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